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Anonymous No.715867757 [Report] >>715867930 >>715868092 >>715868170 >>715868487 >>715868503 >>715868735 >>715870094 >>715870136 >>715872110 >>715872395
Gayben "I work 7 days a week from my boat, I go scuba diving, to the gym"
https://youtube.com/shorts/qbvWCKMpSHQ
Anonymous No.715867801 [Report]
>inb4 butthurt neets
You guys are just jealous.
Anonymous No.715867893 [Report] >>715868332
gay ben named me as his legal heir because he saw how racist i was being on /int/. cool dude
Anonymous No.715867917 [Report]
>I work with Jeremy on AI brain link neuroscience
Anonymous No.715867930 [Report] >>715867963 >>715868018 >>715868063 >>715868207 >>715868435 >>715868558 >>715869032 >>715869249 >>715870071
>>715867757 (OP)
why do rich people buy huge boats?
Anonymous No.715867963 [Report]
>>715867930
Gabe's mass means he's the life raft.
Anonymous No.715868018 [Report]
>>715867930
boats are great for ritualistic murder orgies
Anonymous No.715868063 [Report]
>>715867930
One of the most expensive means of transportation you can buy, and unlike private jets they're a lot more comfy to be on
Anonymous No.715868092 [Report]
>>715867757 (OP)
when you wfh and enjoy your job that's pretty realistic actually
i have to set timers so my wrists dont explode from working too much
Anonymous No.715868170 [Report]
>>715867757 (OP)
scuba floating more like
Anonymous No.715868207 [Report]
>>715867930
It's comfy. You literally don't have to worry about shit because you can keep only people you want around you there.
Also GabeN does a bunch of marine research, he has a fleet dedicated to that shit.
Anonymous No.715868332 [Report]
>>715867893
There's no such thing as racism.
Anonymous No.715868435 [Report] >>715869445
>>715867930
He has one of the best submarines that money can buy at the moment, he's a lot into marine research.
Anonymous No.715868460 [Report]
Anonymous No.715868465 [Report]
i work with a lot of boomer engineers near retirement
their idea of "working" is not really what you expect
theyre smart, theyre experienced, they travel and make decisions, but their brains are basically mush and they cant really do complex tasks like they could when they were younger
they have experience and can point you in the right direction but thats about it, anything remotely techinical and complex is being done by younger engineers who have the mental capacity to deep dive and analyze complex problems
Anonymous No.715868487 [Report]
>>715867757 (OP)
>”I work longer than most people!”
>Look inside
>2 hour week days and attends 15 minute meetings on the weekend
Anonymous No.715868503 [Report]
>>715867757 (OP)
>to the gym
He doesn't look it.
Anonymous No.715868558 [Report]
>>715867930
What happens in international waters stays in international waters.
Anonymous No.715868735 [Report] >>715868869 >>715868930 >>715868945
>>715867757 (OP)
What happens if Gaben gets eaten by a shark? What happens to steam?
Anonymous No.715868869 [Report] >>715869028
>>715868735
>What happens if Gaben gets eaten by a shark? What happens to steam?

the shark now owns steam, that's how it works
Anonymous No.715868930 [Report] >>715869151
>>715868735
Whats happening in that webm anon? Is the pig being stunned?
Anonymous No.715868945 [Report]
>>715868735
It'll get worse somehow.
Anonymous No.715869028 [Report]
>>715868869
What if a Chinese fisherman catches the shark? Kills it, and then sells that same shark to another Chinese man, who cooks it, then serves it in his restaurant, to his customers?
Anonymous No.715869032 [Report]
>>715867930
You don't pay taxes if you're on water
Anonymous No.715869151 [Report] >>715869778
>>715868930
Some place, somewhere, someone made a bold statement, and another person replied "Yeah, when pigs fly"!
Then in that gif, the pig is being prepped to fly.
Anonymous No.715869236 [Report]
Does Gaben have a security detail or a large arsenal on his ship? What if a bunch of Somalians hijack his ship?
Anonymous No.715869249 [Report] >>715869968
>>715867930
i speak fluent boomer-ese, so i can translate and explain it for you

go back and look at magazines from the 70s, boomers and gen xers were sold the idea that wealth = boat ownership. boomers and gen xers also have families and friend circles, they arent like millienials who had to scuttle all friendships and family prospects and religiously invest in crypto and live ascetic, vice-free lives to have any chance of retirement.

boats and outings in the outdoors that use boats - fishing, camping, skiing, innertubing - these are expensive pastimes that allow boomers and gen xers to give their friends, families, grandkids etc. fun activities to do

they get to drink beer and spend the day doing something that was sold to them as being the end-game of life. they also enjoy the upkeep of washing and hauling and storing boats. it satisfies their boomer autism, like how maybe you might enjoy farming mats for your consumables for an upcoming raid in your WoW private server.
Anonymous No.715869445 [Report] >>715869535
>>715868435
damn it must be the best if it can still manage to surface with him aboard
Anonymous No.715869535 [Report]
>>715869445
Carlos!
Anonymous No.715869654 [Report] >>715869692
We all know damn well this greasy fuck has never seen the inside of a gym, and he's not scooba diving either, he's just floating around, getting his belly burnt
Anonymous No.715869692 [Report]
>>715869654
Babe, Pig in the Kitty
Anonymous No.715869778 [Report]
>>715869151
humiliation ritual
Anonymous No.715869968 [Report] >>715870063
>>715869249
>boomers
>give their families, grandkids
lol
Anonymous No.715870063 [Report]
>>715869968
they give their families and grandkids "experiences" like weekends on the lake where they go water skiing
but inheritence, no
Anonymous No.715870071 [Report]
>>715867930
They are paranoid about the state so they are ready to leave the country at any minute.
Anonymous No.715870094 [Report]
>>715867757 (OP)
i didn't know Gabe lost some weights, that's nice to see. Pc gaming is safe for a few more years now
Anonymous No.715870136 [Report]
>>715867757 (OP)
Thank goodness he is at his normal healthy size again.
Anonymous No.715872110 [Report]
>>715867757 (OP)
gayben
Anonymous No.715872395 [Report]
>>715867757 (OP)
I can be reached at GAY BEN at Vavle Software . Com