Thread 715869139

Share funny /v/ moments, posts that aged like milk, ect ect.
I'll start.

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>all these actually funny OPs
These are just proof that /v/ is fucking dead.

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>>715869450
Tendies still wake up every day screaming over this post.

>>715869924
holy kek. nice

>>715869139 (OP)
you're an 8nigger.

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>>715870541
i do miss all those licensed games before they moved to mobile.
in the same way you think a terrible movie is good because of nostalgia, but there were occasionally gems.

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>>715870671
This is better than 99% of the shit on this board now.

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>>715871024
disgusting

>>715869523
gottem

>>715871219
out of 10!

>>715871091
Is it bad that I actually chuckled at that dialogue?

>>715871504
Kino post

>>715871451
Nah, it gets a chucke out of me too whenever I read it.

I can't wait for all these to appear on Pirat_Nation and shitpost rock!

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>>715869346
This guy could've never thought of Strand-type games in 2014

>tfw i was the sperg
>nowhere near as bad as the kid in pic related but still
feels bad man. i hope god lets me do a NG+, gives me a chance to act like a normal human being who doesn't shit himself every time he goes over to his cousin's house

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i saw this thread right before my own eyes

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That's it, I've posted everything I can. Hope at least some of you anons out there got a good laugh or two.

>>715870949
'ick on 'eck poster if he 2013

>>715872502
They pulled this shit again in 2017 by playing a 20 minute long Frozen short before Coco. Imagine those poor Mexicans who paid for Grim Fandango: The Movie and had to sit through white people winter wonderland for 20 minutes first.

>>715872502
ah fuck i love the digivorce greentext, always a classic

>>715872363
He's not wrong, they can just be interactive experiences, also known as walking simulators. There are many such that do not really feature failstates or healthbars or stats, or any kind of games added to them. Like going around worlds.com or Vrchat.

>>715870530
is 4ft the height of the loli or the length of the penis?

>>715872908
>walking simulators
not video games

>>715872685
>greentext

>>715873208
sorry anon i haven't really browsed /v/ since gamergate, what do you call them now

>>715873294
fuck up and post em nigga

>>715873670
reddit is the other way

>>715873774
>>715873920
you don't belong here

>>715873920
That drunk driver's name? Afred Einstein

>>715869306
Not funny.

>>715869924
With Animal Crossing multiplayer chat as it is, I'm just impressed he fucked up that bad.

>>715871163
this was when Pragmata got a new trailer during the Sony State of Play

>>715872061
this reads like a creepypasta

>>715870656
didnt he post a video of the animations too? lmao

>>715872061
holy shit

>>715872212
>2010
i'm in this picture and it upsets me

>>715870319
undertale is bad though

>>715869924
>but then she told me she was 10
i mean..how is that his fault? unless he keep going at it after knowing it

Man, I miss the days when we could have fun without it needing to be steeped in 6 layers of irony

>>715875005
yes

>see 4chan posts from a decade+ ago
>they look just like how redditors talk like now
>faggots are nostalgic to this and want it back
Boy do I have a site for you.

>>715877934
4chanX making replies to (you) killed this site and turned every retard into a (you)farming machine for dopamine hits
that and the internet getting worse in general, it was inevitable

>>715878303
Redditors always copied everything from here.

>>715877867
The game is for children, isn't it? Anon should have assumed everyone he interacts with might be underage unless proven otherwise and act accordingly.

>>715869139 (OP)
The Dragons Dogma 2 threads
Please, I know some of you have the screenshots

>>715878303
lurk moar

>>715874050
rich coming from someone posting eceleb bullshit

>>715869835
Old /v/ used to be cringe af.

>>715871576
I felt that.

>>715869139 (OP)
>IDs
>red text
>/v/
nigger

>>715880485
newfag

>>715872363
>>715872908
So just be video.

>>715874324
>t. american

>>715878303
>posts from over a decade ago
>exude soul, overwhelmingly hopeful for the future
>posts from 2015 onward
>miserable, jaded, lead poisoned
ye i can see why an election tourist like you would be mad seeing the evidence

>>715881662
you seem upset for some reason

>>715869139 (OP)
He hasnt recovered since

>>715869374
I don't get this. He's spending money for all these preorders and then just gets his money back? What's the point, why not just not preorder and keep your money in the first place

>>715882318
Makes sense if you wanna use cash but don't wanna keep a lot of it with you all the time, not to mention if you store it home it's only accessible at your home but now if he was out of town he could just get some money from a gamestop.

>>715870656

I hope this was real!

>>715879597
Nothing changed then.

>>715872326
I still crack up laughing at this one. Also nice that a few of my rants are still considered pasta tier even today in /v/ or /a/

>>715869523
lmao

>>715869450
wonder if he's still alive

>>715870085
that didn't age well

>>715869139 (OP)
so your indian ass can repost them on xitter? no thanks.

>>715877257
say it again

>>715885997
This is bullshit, Pokemon Gold only worked on the Game Boy Color.
You couldn't play it with the OG fat Game Boy.

>>715887734
Gold/Silver worked on the OG Gameboy, but Crystal didn't.

>>715882420
based and justicepilled

>>715886876
it is bad
and no I haven't played it, precisely for that reason

>>715870671
The Twitter screenshot thread you're looking for is back the other way

Really?

No one yet?

>>715877054
cockroach

>>715870038
>this used to be something to be mocked and derided
>now you can't have a yoshi thread without that ugly sticknigger vorefag and his band of white knights showing up

>>715883884
it's *she now, BIGOT

>>715870412
>Close 4chan because i see something so retarded that makes me decide i've had enough for now
>Open up the local news
>It's just more stupid shit about orange man (i don't even live in burgerland wtf)
>Close the news site
>Open up 4chan
Rinse and repeat

>>715883884
I am

>>715879597
>Old
>2011
Tourist zoomers need the rop

>>715878448
You can go watch a kids movie and there are still adults watching it, u can't assume.

>>715890848
i believe you

isn't it sad that most screencaps, not just of /v/ but 4chan generally, are from well over a decade ago? This site hasn't been able to have fun or have people that know how to crack jokes or make OC in forever.

>>715892168
because there are too many genuine schizophrenics who will stalk you and spam your posts if you make OC, at this point (i.e. >>715890096)

>>715892268
>stalk you
>on an anonymous message board

>>715877257
>>715870319
I actually liked Pillars1/2 I feel like it gets more shit than it deserves here

>>715890096
what a bizarre post

>>715892375
>he doesn't know

>>715892375
Using filenames and the like you can literally stalk, but it isn't impossible for someone to recognize posting patterns and correlate it to a specific user. Fuck man, there's like 4 named schizos currently posting on /v/ alone.

>>715870438
Anyone who separated off to 8ch in 2015 is not to be trusted. Those using the handful of imageboards that splintered off of it should be avoided at all cost

>>715892784
4 is a serious underestimate. There are a minimum of 3 spamming FFXIV threads alone

>>715892858
those fuckers still have a dedicated gamergate thread

>>715871354
dat loli marcille

>>715892913
You're right, I was thinking 2014 numbers. The motherfuckers multiply through mitosis.

>>715892932
Half of the webring exists specifically because they hate Mark as much as they hate this website, with everyone refusing to go back to Jim's because it's infested with qanon bullshit

>>715871643
fuck this one got me

>>715872654
It's their fault, Book of Life is the trve beaner's animated day of the dead movie

>>715892590
>it's real
holy jesus

>>715875653
Yes he did.

>>715893592
If they're retarded enough to be a tripfag, they deserve the consequences

>>715870671
More like farming for twitter engagement

>>715869139 (OP)
OH MY LMAO ! THIS IS SO GOOD MY REDDISTERS!!!!

>>715870709
What's crazy is I never saw WoW threads back in 08 or 09. /v/'s taste was mostly JRPGs, WRPGs, and FPS.

>>715869306
>not using microwave time
Y'all ain't gamers

>>715873525
>slightly

>>715892858
>>715870438
>nooooo you can't go to alt boards, you have to stay here and get bullied by jannies and consume the same porn slop threads day after day
lmao faggots

>>715895991
I use smaller imageboards, their mods are just as retarded

>>715895991
To be fair hotwheels chan /v/ is as cancerous as this one....for god sake they still got active gamergate threads
>t.using hotwheels for other boards.

posted it again award
fake greentext stories award
decade old caps award
remember when this site was anything award

>>715872152
This was fake, he showed up later to prove it

>>715896534
I saw the corpse. Dick in hand and all. Don't desecrate his memory.

>>715879597
At least they tried to individuate instead of being faggots who are too afraid of being 'le cringe'

>>715869139 (OP)
Would this actually be a good method of removing the stickers? On plastic game cases you can just slide out the cover and what not, but what about cardboard cases?

>>715896405
why is it that almost every altchan is inhabitated almost exclusively by kiwirejects

>>715878502
>THIS WAS /V/'S MOST ANTICIPATED GAME TWO YEARS RUNNING
>GETS ITS DIRECTOR FUCKING FIRED AND EXPOSED AS A HACK
PFFFFFFFFFAHAHAHHAHA

>>715898676
I imagine it would scorch and shrink the plastic, but I don't know shit.

>>715892590
Sadly UTV wasnt the only one.
I had to stop using my trip because 1 dude was really agressivly wanted to be my "Friend"
And I know other trifrags from other boards as well who had similiar people
But this level of autism is scary

>>715899018
this might have actually been the final nail in the coffin for any sort of positive opinion on future game releases.

>>715878303
>nostalgic to this
ESL

>>715869139 (OP)
So, I just read through every image posted. I didn't laugh once...

>>715898676
I've tried it and had no luck, but it probably depends on the type of sticker and what it's stuck to.

>>715869346
jazzwozzas are shit, that anon was right to tell him to fuck off

>>715898959
Imageboards that aren't 4chan are either "We're covering things that 4chan doesn't touch because nobody wants to talk about it or it would get drowned out by everything else" types that end up seeing their population crater after a while like with something like Erischan/Lainchan/Uboachan, or are "We're 4chan but not cucked" that either explode into 49874564894135468 even smaller imageboards ala 2015 8ch, or end up like 7chan where only the most autistic and petty still use

>>715899282
a shame

>>715869139 (OP)
One of my favorites.

>>715879236
Chang courted death, btw.

>>715899709
and then you have schizo breeding grounds like soijack party

>>715895991
>you have to stay here and get bullied by jannies and consume the same porn slop threads day after day
as opposed to what? higher chances of catching cheese pizza compared to this place?

>>715873670
with the recent close of nsw2u we can safely confirm this greentext was legit

>>715879597
>2011
>old

>>715879431
>look this up on the archive
>the jannies actually deleted the post

>>715874276
Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/_wzGjwqU6BY?si=6k3aMJm1zX9lX0w-&t=129

I was in all these threads plus everything funny said was me

>>715900975
Happens more often in recent times, especially the last 2-3 years. For whatever reason a thread that gets a quality post that everyone replies on shortly after the thread gets made makes the jannies piss their pants and delete it even if it is perfectly on-topic.

>>715901423
Jannies are unironically below that of humans for that reason alone.

>>715901537
Jealousy brings the worse out of people.

>>715901423
most of the time it's samefagging, they can see IPs.

>>715896047
The thing about the betterchan is that shit mods couldn't be a problem. If the mods of a particular board ever proved to be completely intolerable you were free to just create a new board where they didn't have power. Literally saw this work a few times as well.

>>715901795
Then how come the Eric spam stays up all the time?

>>715901897
I assume this is a namefag, but probably vpns, he has a dynamic IP, or you're conflating multiple people as one.
There are plenty of shitposters on this board that will pretend to be retarded for a laugh.

>>715892590
and? its just online shit
plus that guy was a tripfag so no pity from me

>>715901481
Loved this one

>>715869638
someone post the chris metzen version please

>>715870541
>$40
>You could have bought Mario Kart
isn't it $80 now?

>>715899126
>literally has the perfect wife material fall into his lap
>ignores it
He should have been skinned alive on national television

>>715903597
>i will now lie through my teeth because i am shitforbrains retard
wonder what he is doing now

>>715903673
the only funny thing in this screenshot is the aijeet samefagging his obvious slop

>>715903892
>2024+1
>still falling for demoralizing ragebait

>>715904279
I don't think I could even take medium mode.

I came into this thread just to say that video games will never be video games and video games will never be video games and video games will never be video games

Does anybody have the inverted ramp pizza ball smash thread?

>>715904367
>a-all these anons posting over the past 22 years are j-j-j-jus b-b-b-b-
HUH? WHAT? Say it without crying, bitch!

>>715905757
struck a nerve?

>>715905903
Actually, no. Objective reality agrees with me.

>>715869638
>>715903487
oooh for some reason I thought these two were in the same thread
anyways, thanks for posting it

>>715906354
no such thing as objective reality

man 4channel used to be actually funny

>>715907426
Took you all day to think up that one, Gay Luigi?

>>715901423
History repeats itself >>715906345

>>715899127
I still blame Capcom considering all their releases have been consistently shitting the bed and it's not just DD2. I won't let anyone forget about Exoprimal either.

>>715883884
Why? Are tendies so fat they can't fathom living 8 more years?

>>715907906
i would hardly call 14 minutes all day but what do i expect from someone who thinks "gay luigi" is a good comeback?

>>715910472
I didn't even read this post, dude. You're way too invested in trying to piss me off, maybe you should stop replying and calm down.

>>715872212
Post quality was higher when anons used reaction images instead of w*jaks and p*epes with snarky ironic comments all the time.

>>715910685
nah i am very interested in whatever schizophrenic reddit meme you will type out next

>>715870412
It's funny, but at the same time, I've done this as many as four times in rapid succession. I think it's early onset dementia and it really worries me sometimes. I've done this as many as four times in rapid succession.

>715910758
Didn't read. Stay on topic or fuck off, I'm not here to give (You)s to bait

>>715910967
nta but still making the effort to reply is weak
you're no different than him

>>715895776
if only that anon knew what was to come for warhammer...

>>715869523
KEK

>>715910967
>proceeds to treat replies as reddit likes
go back

>>715893557
Based

>>715911153
Warhammer will probably cease to exist within our lifetime and I can only hope the mercy killing is quick.

>>715901242
oh good, i wasn't the only one

>>715872061
advocating for the euthanasia of mutant subhumans shouldn't be controversial.

>>715895696
I was not ready for this trvke
delete this

>>715882772
He would need to carry all of those receipts and deal with the employees giving him a refund on every "withdrawal". It's a funny scenario, but it's not like you can do things like sell old games and have the money go to your savings account, since you can't take back that store credit in cash.

>>715878324
its addicting. like hearing notifications go off give me a chub everytime until im fullmast

>>715872061
nu/v has jaded me into assuming there was gonna be some twist where the black guy gets framed and its played as a joke
>hes just there to help and speak for the kid's testimony
kinda nice

>>715888407
fake, why would you admit to that and how'd you do it with shared food

>>715895935
This was funny, goofy extras, but thread was full of normalfags, nothing wrong with a roguelike dungeon crawler game with lolis.

>>715869139 (OP)
Spencer-sama, King of /v/.
Unmatched powerlevel

>>715910561
It's already terrifying but the fact that he has pictures of a porn actress up on the wall in one of those rooms, and he lives with his children who go in those rooms with him, is quite ominous.

>>715911538
It really shouldn't be at this point.
>>715878324
It's baked into the native extension now so you don't even need 4chan anymore

>>715899929
i don't get it

>>715903673
Reminds me of this.

i like the one about "i faked a psychotic episode so they wouldn't find the photoshopped pictures of my brothers wife giving birth to me"

>>715869139 (OP)
that was a banger
dude even apologized LOL

>>715912085
>sell old games and have the money go to your savings account
And now your money is worth 10% less because lol inflation.

>>715884054
>made back multiple times its investment
>normies love it
stop, you're only hurting yourself at this point

>>715913962
>/v/ worships games they literally don't play
Tale as old as time

>>715914954
lmfao

>>715915224
>mfw a woman is crying while I'm racing and she's too incoherent for me to give an earnest response

>>715870319
It causes me great distress that this post was made in 2016 and everything Kermit said has only been multiplied in severity. I fucking hate what this site has become but everywhere is somehow even worse.

>>715904279
I was already smirking just imagining it.

>>715870412
>oh im banned on /v/
>guess i'll go somewhere else
>open tab
>go to /v/

>>715915224
I was in that thread, someone made a drawing of the whole thing. I wish I had saved it.

>>715902198
>I assume this is a namefag
its not, tendies have a few very specific boogieman that they blame all posts they dont like on.
"eric" is one of them.

>>715916732
right is right

Still wonder what he meant by this

I should have the tweet where he complains about the letter somewhere as well, but I doubt I'll find it.

>>715918224
but HOW did he know no geams?

>>715917432
That guy is thinking about SpongeBob's mother, you chump!

>>715917432
he was probably just trying to call spongebob and its fans childish. "you like spongebob? do you want your mommy too?"
that's just my guess though

Never forget the time anons defeated xenoslop for good

>>715918763
how unemployed do you have to be to give a fuck about this

>>715918526
I enjoy the tradition

Post 2020 /v/ and 4channel is the

>>715916732
/v/ is correct

>>715869638
Man I really do not miss the reddit reaction image phase

>>715919115
its literally always
>make the original post twice as small
>add retarded reaction posts and resize them to be twice as big to fill up the retarded collage

>>715873525
lmfao i remember that

>>715918763
what the fuck is any of this shit dude
the editor of this should be embarassed

>>715871856
A walking simulator with cutscenes is still a walking simulator

>>715895696
This is retarded every time it gets posted. Games were good because the people making them had lots of experiences to draw from, not just spending all day playing video games.

>>715894583
some of /g/'s finest minds at work

>>715901795
no they can't retard, only mods

>>715918581
usaki posters are subhuman

>>715891690
>>715900792
2011 is closer to original 4chan than it is to today
And you being here proves that you're not oldfags, because you wouldn't be here if you liked oldchan

>>715895641
need that 2b pic

>>715910561
>post numbers used to be XX to prevent dubs posting
nostalgia

Someone post "ashley on the bed wario sweaty breath" or whatever it was.

>>715916732
And this is why it turned into normalfag yuri-bait

>>715920298
Every tiem

>>715916179
dumb newfag

>>715920298
>Quads
lmao

>>715869346
jazzwozzas are the next big thing just wait

>>715870541
APPROACHING SOUND BARRIER

>>715892268
there is a difference between making OC and being a shitposter, The shitposters ALWAYS get stalked and doxxed, like the ick poster
you have it coming if you poke the hornets nest too much

>>715878448
I played L4D2 with mods and I made some friends, after a while playing with them I realized they were all teenagers or younger than that. Same with Counter-Strike.
Being an ancient gamer sucks.

>>715920435
>pics that aged like shit
he was right lmao, you didn't get a remake you got a very bad 1/3 of a sequel for full price, LOL

>>715921085
Should have just buried it deep in his dresser or closet, what a fucked up way to be brought up.

>>715892590
I wish someone were this obsessed with me

>>715871805
god that reminds me of this one dude on /acrg/ who accidentally posted his full name to prove a point. People have to stop doing that "black line" mark out trick, it really doesn't work

>>715921405
are you retarded or old or trolling

>>715877964
Based also hot

>>715921937
>telling of something that happened makes you retarded
jesus why so fucking hostile?

>>715879597
>used to

>>715920532
Smooth
This is up there with you have to eat all the eggs.

>>715922142
>calling a censor bar a ""black line" mark out trick"" and then saying it doesn't work
you are a stupid fuck

>>715919753
this has no business being this funny

>>715922380
and you're a massive friendless cunt

>>715878303
>>they look just like how redditors talk like now
Redditors just talk constantly about current issue politics no matter the hobby or fandom.
>I had internalized misogyny back then when I liked the old show, now I know this character was bad and that's why I like the new show
>here's a meme I just made in satire of the latest tweet from washington
>omg this is the disco elysium of citizen kanes!
>that's fascist
If there's enough posting in the subreddit to drown out that shit then it's just good old fashioned passive-aggressive reddit. Everyone's baiting the other side to say something that'll get them banned.

>>715922534
o l d f u c k

>>715899108
you deserved it for being a tripfag

>>715922561
least I know In my life I won't be as vile of a person as you, enjoy being so bitter and hateful

>>715921085
>1
>2
>3 4

>>715921405
Yeah no shit. People really out here thinking smudging a name with a Sharpie in MS Paint is 1337 opsec. Whole threads have been derailed over some half-assed censor job. If you're gonna flex your IRL receipts, at least cut the name out or redact it properly. Learn from the guy who got doxxed over a reflection in his spoon - this site doesn’t forgive or forget.

>>715922627
how you made it to your age without understanding the concept of censor bars is insane

did you used to post on r/thedonald

>>715892858
Don't trust those that STILL use 8ch.

>>715922591
skinning a tripfag alive and wearing his face is not wrong

>>715870589
what's that got to do with bethesda or jeets?

>>715869346
It's souls into soulsborne into soulslike into soulslop.

>>715923440
How do you feel about the fact that Gay Ben is literally right now creating a going into games machine?

>>715914662
Didn't Ubisoft say it under performed?

>>715895696
Why are americans obessed with peoples birth years.

>>715882772
So why not use a credit card? And banks are more readily available than fucking gamestops. None of this is an issue in CY+10 though, not sure how popular paypal was back in 2014, but every other normalnigger uses it nowadays.

>>715904279
I wouldn't be able to beat even medium mode.
But for 10 bill? Shit, I'd down a bottle of valium and water it down with a box of prozac to last like a humourless autist thru the whole thing.

>>715923651
OMG, kek

Just happened today

>>715877274
I feel like you can go on the catalog and pick at least half a dozen of threads that get posted like this.

>>715923513
Wholesome

>>715918763
Who made this image? It's completely unreadable