Thread 715873043

>try to emulate ps3
>fry my cpu

>>715873043 (OP)
>try to emulate ps3
why tho?

>>715873154
ps triple enjoyer here, obviously to play
folklore
if you get the move (or better yet the gun attachment) time crisis and house of the dead for in-home arcade experience
toro let's party
yakuza dead souls
demon's souls
siren blood curse
eternal sonata
lollipop chainsaw uncucked version
tales of xillia 1/2
armored core 4/4fa/5
heavenly sword
dante's inferno
mgs4/legacy collection
drakengard 3
initial d
ar tonelico 3
3d dot game heroes
tokyo jungle
ranko tsukigime's longest day
fat princess
gow ascension, it has working online
the darkness
motorstorm
midnight club LA
the last guy
eat them
ridge racer 7
valkyria chronicles
wipeout hd
puppeteer
army of two
skate 3
resistance
killzone 2 (you can skip 3)

>try to make an omelet
>fry my eggs

>>715873370
stop that

>>715873043 (OP)
That didn't happen.

>download new NVIDIA driver
>it bricked my GPU so I had to reflash it

This did happen (to me). Fucking piece of shit company.

>>715873043 (OP)
>try to emulate ps3
>no games to play

>>715873370
I did this infront of my first gf who I told I was really good at cooking.

>>715873043 (OP)
This is what happens when a mere PC tries to emulate the power of the CELL.

>>715873229
You have 2-3 must plays in this list.

>>715873370
>try to make the mother of all omelettes
>can't fret over every egg

>>715874114
you are retarded they are all good/decent games

>>715873043 (OP)
i want to sniff anya's hair

>>715874106
>soundpost
>no sound

>>715873043 (OP)
>try to emulate PS5
>no games to play

>>715875541
works on my machine

>>715873043 (OP)
>Trying to play R&C Tools of destruction
>It keeps crashing

>>715873043 (OP)
>fry my cpu
Lol, Americans and their food analogies

>>715873043 (OP)
Does your computer even have a GPU?

>>715875541
new

>>715873043 (OP)
Am I the only one who finds the partially open eye really arousing? It just makes me want to stick my dick in her mouth while she's still sleeping.

>>715873370
kWAB

>>715873043 (OP)
Sweaty Sex with Anya! Waku Waku!


Now i want to play her game again.

>>715873043 (OP)
>try to emulate ps3
>game runs like shit because its not demon souls or some random jap shit

>>715873043 (OP)
shouldnt have skimped on the motherboard bro, those VRMs are more important than you think

>>715873043 (OP)
Is there a single ps3 game worth playing that isn't available on another platform?

>>715873229
based video game player

>>715877986
look here, plenty of ludo
>>715873229

>>715877986
Demon Souls
MGS4
Until recently it was the only way to play RDR. It may still be better than the PC version.

>start mgs 4 emulation
>7800x3d goes haywire
>it runs very good tho

damn

>>715876084
why do references to food make turdies so angry? is it because they can't afford to eat?

>>715878281
The future is now, anon.

>>715874114
This. While the list has some good games, a good portion of them is best played elsewhere as they got better ports down the line. The rest is mostly average games (like GoW Assencion and Snorezone 2). Not bad, but absolutely not worth the time investment if you’re employed.

>>715878362
Finland isn't turd world you pleb

>>715878554
it sure is
sadly you cant really use a ds5 with mgs4s control scheme

>>715878819
It’s like 30C outside we’re literally Africa.

>>715878819
>country with the ranked worst food in the world
small wonder you hate having to be reminded of it, all you've ever known is fermented fish coated in jam

>>715878829
You aren't really missing that much.

>>715879008
overhand grenade lobbing tho
aka gyro stuff

>>715878883
>we're
sure you are
>>715878951
You are missing out on more than you are willingnto admit

>>715879046
I say it's a good deal for not having to set up a PS3 every time I want to play MGS4.

>>715879304
true

>>715878959
Oh my god she is so attractive

>>715879357
She's also psychotic and trying to kill my family.

>>715879376
Yeah but the sex tho

>>715879395
You wouldn't call anything sexual even if your husband were eye-fucking a piece of jailbait. I'm convinced sex is just penetrative intercourse to you now.

I have a working PS3 still but I've been considering emulating Drakengard 3 recrntly just because I'm morbidly curious what it's like playing it above 12 frames per second.

>>715873043 (OP)
You must have a really shit CPU. Most even near modern cpus should be fine

I downloaded Ryujinx for the first time and some 3d games don't run so great. Like Mario Wonder and Kirby stutters. Runs between 50-60fps but Mario Parties run perfectly stable at 60fps. Is my weak computer the problem or the emulator? I understand it was left incomplete because of Nintendo.

16gb of ram
Ryzen 5 5600x
RX 7600

>>715879395
>wanting to fuck a tranny frog
I have no words.

>>715879079
>sure you are
I’m playing Metroid on original hardware ask me how much I’m sweating

>>715879456
Ye
>>715879486
Ayo if she got a slit ima hit that clit feel me

>>715879079
oh I've seen the hollowed-out bread loaves stuffed with plain rice, and the boiled reindeer offal. I wasn't impressed.

>>715873043 (OP)
How strong of a CPU do you need for it?

>>715879574
5600

>>715873229
There is no Dragon's Crown, this is not a serious list.

>>715879587
That's not too bad a requirement, I'd expect emulation to be less efficient. Then again maybe I'm misjudging it for PS2's unique janky emulation.b

>>715877809
was this scene really necessary?

>>715879495
How much are you sweating?
>>715879534
>hating meatloaf
you are brown

>>715879729
PS2 Emulation is peak the steamdeck is a good ps2 portable

>>715879485
Are you talking about shader stutters? Because wonder ran fine on intel integrated graphics.
Play a level then play it again and see if it stutters. First time you see a new effect in game it need to compile a shader, so next time you see the same effect it no longer stutter. The more you play the smoother it becomes

>>715873043 (OP)
>that time my little sister had a friend over and she was sleeping like this

>>715879486
Frogs can be biologically female. So yeah, why not knock yourself out?

>>715879768
Probably 2-3 litres an hour bro

>>715879823
did you hit

>>715879848
no. but I did have a good look at it.

>>715879970
describ

>>715879837
Send ick em and eck em

>>715879768
Finns didn't invent meatloaf.

>>715879754
Yes. It's essential.
https://files.catbox.moe/xucg9i.jpg

>>715879997
she was wearing shorts and her pussy was in plain sight. she moves a lot and she wasn't wearing panties.

>>715873043 (OP)
Get a modern CPU then nigger

>>715879665
it's not exclusive to the ps triple anymore, now say sorry for (You)ing me and gaslighting me or else

>>715880079
did u cream

>>715880026
nor did we invent pickling.
So can you answer the question?

ummm

ya'll are pedos

>>715880343
Thank you!

>>715880343
nou

>>715880343
You're a nigger!

>>715880112
Sorry :(

>>715880061
Why is "posting 'NSFW' on a safe for work board" not an option unless someone posts an image? This shit makes me mad

>>715880321
good thing I didn't say Finns invented pickling.
>the best cuisine Finland has to offer is something they didn't create, and only offer an inferior version of
you didn't even ask me a question, ESL-kun

>>715875541
You can't post vids with sound on this board newfag.

>>715880459
I don't make the rules

>>715880459
Don't click random links you goofball

>>715880459
>grrr why can't I be a volunteer janny?!?!

>>715880460
>good thing I didn't say Finns invented pickling.
So you just say random things with no after thought?
>you didn't even ask me a question, ESL-kun
I'm not goi g to teach you why you are retarded, but I will inform you that you are.

>>715873043 (OP)
sex

>>715880061
I can't find aboujur.art

>>715880241
no. but I plan on doing that to her. we're both cool. we hang out whenever my sister brings her over. I still haven't made the courage to ask my little sister to grease her up for me.

>>715880459
Honestly crossposting nsfw should be a category

>>715880550
>>715880561
>>715880569
angry lolikons that will never reach thier goal

>>715880459
mods protecting retards like this

>>715873229
>armored core 4/4fa/5
4 and FA were flawless back when I emulated the entire AC series, but V and Verdict Day didn't work right at all. Has that changed now?
They're the only AC games I've yet to play through.

>>715880631
what age are we talking anon

>>715878980
>>715878959
>>715879357
>>715873043 (OP)
kill yourselves /qa/ niggers

>>715880573
no, I said your cuisine is unilaterally considered unfit for human consumption by the culinary world.
>why didn't you read my mind to answer the question I didn't ask???
low T moment, befitting a nation with a prostitute for a president

>>715880658
check on rpcs3 compatibility list, I guess if they aren't playable yet then it means they are simply not that popular

>>715880649
my "goal" is to masturbate to cute and funny drawings and I succeed, it's not my fault you prefer hags and aspire to be a janny.

>>715880620
Try ATF
>>715880649
Who's angry?

>>715880759
This should be grounds for life imprisonment honestly

>>715873043 (OP)
idk wtf they are doing to cpus now. even hexa cores they go like 90C when doing basic shit like encoding with all threads and i dont even have a cpu that powerful. the 9800x3d's prob need watercooling if you put them to actual use

>>715880685
she'll be 12 this November.

>>715880840
how old r u

>update bios
>start having memory issues
>update GPU driver
>performance gets worse
>update Windows
>start getting blue screens more frequently
how does it all keep getting worse

>>715879821
Thanks, you were right. Played the first level a second time and it ran significantly smoother.

>>715880864
22

>>715880791
What if the child consents and enjoys it though?

>>715880867
I don't think there's anything in life that isn't getting worse every day

>>715879485
how many times do i need to repeat, stop using that dogshit ryutranny emulator. it will always stutter. find yourself sudachi (a yuzu fork with ACTUAL improvements and compatibility fixes) and use that to play literally every switch game stutter free (because it has multithreaded shader compilation unlike ryutranny with single threaded comp)

>>715880912
lucky

Best PS3 games to emulate?

>>715880912
take a seat

>>715880913
You really need to get your head checked tranny

>>715880754
It still says in-game, but that was last updated before I even tried it it seems. Athough it only says in-game for FA too, and that was flawless. Oh well, I was hoping something had improved, but doesn't look like anything has.

>>715880913
I think you should just die for even thinking this and having that on your computer

Where im from posting an image like that would get you instabanned and probably your IP leaked kek

>>715880905
Glad to hear that anon before thread gets nuked

>>715880749
>Yes
Thanks, but you didn't need so many words

>>715880912
hey anon I'd suggest you keep this shit to yourself IRL

I love Anya so much and when I say that I mean it in a sexual manner! I want her to read my sick, sick mind and instead of running away in terror she realizes she could use me as the willing slave I am!

>>715880759
>>715880913
What the fuck are these Attack on Titan fridge bodies, holy shit.

>>715880957
both Armored Core 4th and 5th series

>>715881084
Eat gas

>>715881023
>inferring answers to questions that weren't asked
holy woman moment

>>715879486
what was that, anon? i couldnt hear you

>>715881123
Says the person that can't state their argument directly.

>>715880981
I feel healthy and happy. I pay my taxes. I commit no crimes. Cry about it.
>>715881006
Sucks for you.

>>715881071
>fridge bodies
they literally have that body.

>>715881191
why even post on an English website if your grasp of the language is this rudimentary? ylilauta.org might be more your speed

>>715881235
Post like these can get you arrested
You won't be spared in Prison

>>715881071
They're cute

>>715881371
Doubling down on the ESL argument?

>>715881380
Come and get me I'm waiting.

Why do pedo threads stay up so long?

>>715881429
does it make you angry that it works?

Good fucking riddance pedofags

>>715881380
not everyone lives in nanny state

>>715881513
Glowfags are coming not me kek
You think your smart but one day your going to make the wrong mistake and die in a cold cell in prison

>>715881530
I have friends in high places.

Isnt this even against US law?

>>715881235
amazing artist

I just lose all interest once I know its ai slop
no matter how good it looks
I just want something genuine..!!

>>715881702
U.S Thinks loli isnt pedophilia (it is) because they are drawn but im 90 % sure whoever has loli has CP on their devices

>>715873229
Tell me if you figure out how the fuck to play ·D Dot Heroes, the fucking game keeps crashing every 2 minutes at every level transition
IT KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING STOP

>>715881025
I can do that. it's just the reason why I haven't made a move is I can't trust girls to keep a secret. if you hang out enough time with them, you know they like to gossip. my female classmates and friends have told me and others some stuff that's supposed to be secret. the girl I was trying to fuck also don't know how to keep a secret.

>>715881640
Doubtful. You have no idea how many men are secret lolicons, bro.
>>715881702
We have a pedo for president so it would be hypocritical to arrest innocent loli enjoyers.

>>715873043 (OP)
what's the best PS3 emulator? i've never tried.
hope most games run flawless by now.

>>715881804
Make that 100%