>crafting
>ubishit towers
>designated horse jumping launchpads
>streamlined gameplay (map + instant fast travel + markers + fucking arrows leading to the next objective)
>open world meme
>b-team
>no PvP outside of co-op
>lore directed by GRRM with minor inputs from Miyazaki
>no Switch port
>same roll to win gameplay of Demon's Souls (2007)
>ps2 graphics
>generic dark fantasy setting

It's over.

>>715874812 (OP)
the amount of re-used bosses is pathetic

>>715874812 (OP)
The gameplay loops are so great though.

Over 30 million copies sold that is

>>715874867
Finding Godefroy made me want to drop the game entirely

The Shazamtranny cataclysm that occurred in the wake of Elden Ring's universal acclaim and ludicrous success might just be the most hilarious instance of mass seething in /v/'s history.

>>715874812 (OP)
>>715874867
>>715874965
name an open world game with more enemy and boss variety

>>715875353
it was literally just one tranny discord shitting up the catalog
/v/ has always loved Elden Ring

>everyone turned on the shazambrony

Why don't you talk about the true failure of the century.

Dune awakening is a colossal failure. DUNCtanic is full of Chinese cheaters, dupers, glitches that will make you lose hours of stuff, people can hack into your base and steal your stuff, chinese cheaters can steal your vehicles while you are in them and kidnap your character

>>715875514
>true failure of the century
'fraid that's sharts of the troondom though

>>715874965
yeah I'm sure finding that one irrelevant gaol sideboss in one of the late-game areas made you seethe and screetch, shazam tranny...

>>715874812 (OP)
>It's over.
all that and still goty + 30 millions sold when Redditbirth cant even reach 3 millions...
Has one game ever BTFO /v/ trannies that much in all vidya history?

>>715876047
This game ended /v/tranny careers.

>>715876047
>>715876146
/v/ loves elden ring though
the trannies it raped were tourists