Thread 715880379

It's getting embarrassing at this point

sic a trupmet up yer bym

Oney is just as lazy and unprofessional as Ego is these days. Internet people can't create anything.

>planned to be released in Summer 2018
>delayed until August 2025
>delayed again until November 2025
>will flop because the release date is after new Pokemon game
That's rookie number

>>715880379 (OP)
When starting out making indie games, you should probably start with something that has a much more narrow scope. So that you actually manage to finish the damn thing. And you can slowly expand the scope with later projects, once you gain more experience.

>>715880379 (OP)
can't be worse than Mariobama

>>715881312
Anon her tits are already sagging and she is caked in makeup, Chris dodged a bullet.

Chris and Zach literally started using this channel to complain about video games and porn something like three years ago. Why is /v/ still watching them?

>>715883051
Cory the cooming sonic fan keeps them in check.

>>715880596
its probably really destructive to his creative output that he can make 10 times the amount of money by making stupid fart noises over video game footage than a passion project animation that everyone praises but only watches once.

>>715883051
>complain about porn
what?

>>715883370
This is why Chris is a sellout. Rather be a children's entertaining pandering to his subreddit than doing anything creative.

>>715882991
she's cute without makeup too

>>715882991
Don't interact with the putrid cuckold simp. You're only encouraging him to post more. Ignore him.

>>715884490
>this image
>without make up
Stupid virgin

>>715883439
It's a reference to some /co/ schizo that thinks Zach is a fundamentalist Christian.

>>715884490
You can literally see the blush

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>>715884779
i know it isnt but i dont have a pic where she's not wearing any
i have seen her without makeup and she's still cute

>>715884663
Zach literally is a fundamentalist Christian. His show is full of anti-atheist messaging and he’s gone on multiple ironic rants impersonating George Carlin talking about how Christians are stupid and swearing like crazy to mock him for being crass. Inside of every edgy Newgrounder is a Steven Anderson just waiting to pop out.

>>715885175
god just fucking post the image already you fucking faggot

>>715885239
You do it. I don’t obsess over that guy like you.

>>715885175
He makes fun of Carlin because Carlin's standup was just him soapboxing all night long.

>>715885361
>You do it. I don’t obsess over that guy like you.
ironic

>>715884110
life is hard, yeah it's one thing to be principled but you're fucked if you try to live off of that, I hope he gets to a point where he's got so much money he can comfortably make all the silly things he would like.
>>715884663
considering the vile shit he's made I find that hard to believe, I thought fundamentalist Christians were supposed to be puritanical and like leave it to beaver sensibilities?
>>715885452
I mean yeah he would soapbox and people would laugh, it was pretty dystopian but funny too.

>>715881312
All I see is makeup
glad I don't fall for mid looking women like this

>>715885175
>Zach literally is a fundamentalist Christian
No he's not. He's a liberal. As he stated in the past during his SleepyCast appearances. Is it possible that he changed his mind since then? Yes, but I'm not convinced by anything I've seen from him. He laughs at everything, and just because he laughs at certain people doesn't mean that he doesn't agree with their ideas. He mocked trump supporters, he mocked Christians, he mocked atheists, he mocked Trump, he mocked Biden. It's what he does. Don't confuse not being a partisan hack in his comedy for agreeing with your politics.

>>715880379 (OP)
he said it'll be out when it's out
and we like that

>>715884490
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>>715881312
stop liking bpd women

>>715883370
The most pathetic part is even that is too much work for him and he barely releases new videos. Most of the channel is BEST OF SLIGHTLY INHALING MID-SENTENCE
Stamper is right. He is the laziest Newgrounds guy and it gets more disgusting the longer you put up with it.

>>715881312
>>715884490
>>715884936
Simping needs to be outlawed and punishable by death.

>>715885851
>He mocks everybody
You and I both know that the only reason he mocks Trump is not just because he’s trying to operate in awareness of the paradigm forced into the comedy ecosystem by the left where anyone who tries to make fun of anything but exclusively right-wing people is a nazi, but because he secretly has a crush on him and is obsessed with his politics. It’s the same shit as how Critikal obsessively mocked dudebros, sports games, awful YouTube trends, and other normalfag culture for years before donning the snapback and slowly becoming everything he used to complain about with zero irony, or Owen Cyclops growing up being into stereotypical ‘fuck cops, fuck landlords’-type punk politics before becoming a waffly, self-absorbed Christian cartoonist with a Comedy-Central-tier artstyle as an adult. Stop being disingenuous. All of these dumb cunts operate the same way.

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>>715886359
no!

>>715886873
Why are guys like Chris so into conventionally attractive women?

>>715886873
There's something so condescending about fishing for compliments like this, I don't know how you can stomach it

>>715880596
Ego runs an events company now, so I'd hazard to say Oney is lazier

>>715887186
Finding out all these wacky cartoonists I liked as a teen geek are into normalfag dating apps and unironically like women who act like this has been pretty eye-opening.

>>715886256
it's hard to side with stamper considering all the heavy drug use, I feel bad for the guy but it's hard to accept his opinions now that he dive bombed his life as hard as he could.

>>715887485
All of them are fucking losers

WHY DID TOMAR HAVE TO LEAVE
Now Chris is all alone in the hellscape known as downtown LA to fend for himself, he's going to get raped

>>715888094
I don’t care for using the word losers as an insult, but they really are just a bunch of dumb normalfags. There’s been something really fucky going on with the world of nerd culture over the past fifteen years where it’s become harder for the core nerdbase to tell whether an artist is a nerd or a normalfag because we all had this expectation that if someone could draw in a way that was detailed and titillating, they were a nerd. Zach even does the ‘and I’m a nerd too’ thing, but he talks like Mister Metokur. He’s not a nerd. Neither is Chris.

>>715888582
I wonder how Chris will keep the channel going now that everybody has either left or are busy with other shit

>>715888582
Tomar has always been my favourite, he's such a nice guy.

>>715888582
wait when did tomar leave?

>>715891069
almost a year ago. he doesn't want to raise his child in LA.

>>715891174
good for him, LA is a shithole

Chris isnt a game developer. HOWEVER, he should have more than enough money to hire actual game devs and 5 years is enough for anyone to learn a bit of game development. I guess it simply inst a priority because he makes his living doing lets plays.

>>715888582
Why is Chris even living in LA?
His claim to fame is a Let's Play channel where he yells like a child. It's not like he's producing cartoons, networking, or working on anything besides his dumb channel

>>715891607
>he should have more than enough money to hire actual game devs
how much do you think internet let's players actually earn?

>>715882828
what's that guy doing now? a game about cryptid hunting?

>>715891607
He's not making as much money as back in the Pandemic when he announced it. He also did hire a studio but they have no experience making platformers so they probably wasted a buch of time and money learning it and the money ran out.

>>715881312
does anyone have the compilation of spaghetti texts mick sent her during his breakdown

>>715892612
>He also did hire a studio but they have no experience making platformers
How retarded can one man be.