>ASM
Now: Aliens vs. Predator (2010)
Next: OFF
Later: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYKjuJdJexM
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedruns
Schedule: https://horaro.org/asm2025/schedule
Schedule 2 (high cpu usage): https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule

>Dog Water
Now: Clair Obscure: Expedition 33
Next: Megaman X4
Later: Crash Bandicoot 2

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=velEPIEbcN8
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/dogwaterruns
Schedule: https://oengus.io/marathon/DWR25/schedule/dwr25

Previous thread: >>715849935

has there been any OC for ASM or Dog?

Maelle is for booting out of the painting.

>>715882060
Just some spyro stuff.

>Legend of Zelda: Knotty Princess
nice

Now he's grinding levels

this is looking to be more than 3 hours at this pace

I'm in, miggers!

>>715882060

>>715882209
It's looking to be DNF at this pace you mean.

>>715882079
Melle is for Expedition Rule 34

I'm into runs that go sideways but this is a bit much

>>715882238
nice

>>715882284
yes

>>715882060
The best I can manage is AI music or an unfunny image to video

>>715882321
I'd go into her sideways if you know what I mean

>>715882321
Is that the grill whose seat got sniffed?

You can get to the Axons 2 hours in? Holy shit is most of the game really just cutscenes? Or did I miss some glitch that skips shit? Just tuned in. Guy is a charisma vacuum and there's like no sound from the game. Shit sucks.

Did he explain what "restricted" entails? The glitchless esa run was already over at this point.

>>715882060
After last year's crimes of that anon drawing Plum with the Dogwater dog, I'll be glad if there isn't any.

>>715882321
Just think of how easy it would be to rape her. Nobody here would be strong enough to stop you. Maybe if they brought Caleb or Trihex back they could actually defend this fair maiden from my throbbing hard cock, but the current GDQ audience would be swatted down like flies

>>715882472
a single tranny would be enough for you to get pegged anon

>>715882435
you can just run to avoid 99% of encounters

God, that Yuki_Layla cunt is so fucking annoying

>>715882472
proto would hop in and flash an upskirt at you, how the hell would you keep an erection after that?

>>715882435
Cutscenes are long, but most of the game is fighting enemies, and optional areas also have lots of enemies
It's 1/4 cutscenes, 2/4 optional fights and normal enemies, 1/4 mandatory fights.

guys, what the fuck is a dilation station? It came up with some GDQ threads but no one bothered to explain.

>>715882687
a station used for dilation

>>715882687
It's for women to stretch themselves so they don't get ruptured organs when they YJK with horses.

>>715882742
Dilate what? Your artifical pussy that they carved out of your penis when you are fucking troon?

This fag fucking sucks at the game KWAB

>>715882435
World Record for any% glitchless on expert is ~2 hours

>>715882819
sure

Mercy kill!

>>715882929
>Mercy kill!
Thank Christ
This has been painful to watch

>>715882871
to be fair everyone at dogwater sucks

RIP he at least tried instead of giving up an hour in

>>715882969
This guy is giving up already lmao is that normal for these people? Making endless excuses like a woman

>>715882060
Guitar anon making edits every now and then, look for spoilered pics in the past threads.
also LONG LIVE THE MARARTHON

>The sun will shine on us again
Why wouldn't you say "Tomorrow comes" you fucking casual?
It's like he didn't even enjoy the game

RIP hero

Too late to donate against transwrites for tp?

>>715883060
he doesn't even run the game, he was literally reading a guide while playing

You can't speedrun jarpigs

>>715883069
there's still 2 hours, but flavio is winning rn

>>715883069
Nah, you still can
But I put a 200 on Flavio an hour ago and it updated finally, so it's in the lead.

>>715883101
He has run it before but he hasn't practiced it a whole lot since he spent the last month or so doing all the artwork for Dogwater.

>check out ASM
>three pronouns on the screen
>It's
>It's
>Ogre

>>715883127
Yes you can. A normal playthrough of dq 11 takes 30 hours but you can reach the credits in 3 hours. It's all about optimization and the such.

ok back to asm, I'm not looking at their intermission screen for the next 30 mins
tranny run over soon anyway

>>715883364
rather look at the intermission screen frankly

>>715883196
>He has run it before but he hasn't practiced it a whole lot
He hasn't submitted any times, so if indeed he was the artist for their merch, then it was just a nepo-run

>>715883524
Nigger the whole event is 'nepo' it's a friend circle just coming together for lame runs for charity

>>715883524
all of the dog water runs are nepo runs. it's just a group of friends

>>715883069
Who knows, I think the cult will band together and pool money into it. Shit has gotten super fucking obnoxious this year. Hopefully they can't catch up, or somebody snipes it back to Flavio before the run.

>>715883524
lol idiot

>>715883524
You are a dumbass

>that fucking tranny trio of trouble currently onscreen at ASM
this event gives GDQ a run for its money.

>>715883581
He learned a new word from internet drama and has to apply it to everything while it's still fresh.

I hope everybody is having a nice Saturday.

>>715883835
I'm currently doing a run while not recording. Hopefully I don't pb again like last time

>me keeping an eye on rainwave so we don't get shit bandcamp remixes

dogwater is like 30 minutes behind schedule lol, what happened?

So if I've never played Off, but am planning to, how badly will I get spoiled by watching the run?

>>715884350
Dogwater happened.

>>715884384
I'd just skip it.

>>715884350
It's just a bunch of friends playing games together, why are you so obsessed with things like "schedule" and "viewer experience" in this public event?
Just sit back and enjoy the intermission screen

>>715884384
You'd get fully spoiled.

>>715884384
I wouldn't watch a speedrun of a game you're planning to play later

>>715884437
Man, just let it go. Enjoy the intermission screen.

>>715884427
>>715884462
>>715884463
Alright, guess I'll just wait for Megaman

>>715884209

>>715884437
>>715884503
the bot broke

Reminder that the estimate is just that, an estimate. It is there solely to let the viewer know roughly how long the current run will take. The estimate is not a time limit, and there is nothing wrong with going over it, or adjusting it to suit how the run is progressing.

>>715883161
based

>>715884604
beep boop

>>715884384
Just go play the game.

>>715884629
>not putting it in me speaky engrish

>>715884629
mental illness

>>715884737
Oh my god, 20 results... Anon is a twisted fucking psychopath...

>>715884384
>rpgmaker shovelware
you're not missing anything

Purification in progress...

>>715884737
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%22Reminder%20that%20an%20estimate%20is%20an%20estimate%22
rarted

>>715884737
it's a copy pasta not everyone who posts it is the same person

>>715885029
i said what i said

dead stream pull the plug

>>715885136
good, the runner was ass

>>715885136
>the stream itself is dogwater
vgh... kino.

>>715884629
Funny thing is it's technically correct, the estimate's just in service of the schedule since almost nobody is dumb enough to set it to their PB, which you're unlikely to even hit at a marathon anyway.

hey I was watching that

>>715885136
It's back already.

This guy's done a full series run of the Layton games. Only takes a day and a bit.
https://www.speedrun.com/multilayton/runs/ydgxr1qy

>>715885457
I haff tvelf metchsteek.

>sees troon walk by
>*snap*
>yep, thats going in my cringe compilation

>>715885589
my troondex has doubled in size.

>>715884629
>Husbant, you choke to much. We are now overestimatte

>>715885869
kek

this is a weird game

>>715886281
What's so weird about megaman

>>715886305
I'm not watching that fag hyro he ruined the katana zero run

Hmm...it's been a while since I last watched hideofbeast's X playthroughs.

>>715885187
I think knocking a run's rating down purely for going overestimate is a bit too harsh, sometimes a run is just cursed or very entertaining regardless and still deserves a good rating

>runner looks like a chad
>has lispy 'tard voice
What causes this exactly?

>>715886645
speedrunning

>>715886645
autism

Is this some shitty Undertale wannabe?

>>715886830
No, this is a Megaman game.

>>715886830
it's an rpg maker

>>715886898
>>715886305
it wasnt funny the first time

>>715886830
Yeah it's not even out yet LOL AD RUN
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3339880/OFF/

thousands of games and zoomies play literal what games like this garbage

Corrupted is never coming out by the way, GIVE UP

>>715887114
retard

>>715887114
it's a 2008 game you absolute retard. the steam version is a remaster thats coming out soon

>>715886830

Damn straight, we should F U C K cancer out of existence!

>>715886830
Its protagonist was King of /v/ one year, so apparently if you don't know/write about him (much like 99% of the board after the event), you're not /v/-core

>>715885589

>>715887501
>King of /v/ one year
NTA but I don'y know what this reddit faggotry is either, ulillillia is the king of /v/ always has been.

>>715887501
>you're not /v/-core
thank fuck, wouldn't wanna be associated to this board in any shape or metric

>all these newfags
next you'll say you don't know who madotsuki is.

>>715887693
why are you here then

>>715887707
I'm not a weeb so no

>>715887753
dumb newfag

>>715887746
the speedruns

>>715887152
Funny thing is that I've had an itch to start playing Win95 shovelware, maybe 20 years from now I'll be interested in trying out the shit they're releasing nowadays

>>715887707
>dogshit le schizo horror rpg maker made before it was cool to shit them out all over steam
no

>>715887152
based zoomies playing what they want instead of what society says they should play.

>tourists coinciding with burger hours
noticing

he's entering cheats!!!!

>>715887983
a timeless classic

>>715887945
then why are roblox and fortnite so popular?

>>715888131
because they're fun. sorry old man, zoomies can like both fortnite and windows 95 shovelware.

>>715887983
Seems to increasingly come with unhinged shit like thinking Dogwater has been stealth marketed on /v/
>>715888131
Shitty parents install them on their kids ipads to keep them quiet.

What've I missed? I had irl things to do so I missed the two runs I really wanted to catch today: Snowboard Kids and Simpsons Hit and Run. How were they? anything notable happen today?

>>715851364
>GDQ: 1. Charity, 2. Political Grandstanding, 3. Entertainment, 4. Speedruns
1. tranny cultism 2. tranny cultism 3. tranny cultism 4. tranny cultism 5. theater kids trying to get attention 6. twitch views ... 10001. charity 10002. speedruns
I don't know how you managed to list "charity" first for an event that mentioned the the organization they were raising money for one time for every thousand times they screamed about trans rights.

>>715870248
What game?

>>715876785
Pretty sure they've reset the number many times. They're probably above 20k.

>>715888131
roblox is the most popular speedgame unc

damn I missed AvP

>>715887889
heres a great resource to get you started, this guy puts these games into packaged vm installs that just run the game on a modern os
https://collectionchamber.blogspot.com/

>>715881990 (OP)
>Schedule 2 (high cpu usage): https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule
>https://ausspeedruns.com/_next/static/chunks/webpack-19c4f4f8808aa0ad.js
i don't give a fuck to figure out what that does but if you block it, it seems to stop the cpu rape

>>715888386
Alice Madness Returns, it's kinda mid-ish but very pretty, shitty chink studio couldn't help putting a bad unfitting chink level in though
pirate it because EA evil
game also includes McGee's first Alice, that one's a banger too, play it!

>>715888519
Rootkit confirmed.

>>715888694
a reason to fight for

sexpedition 33 is already forgotten ...

>>715888519
Can I just add this line to ublock filters?

>6:45 TP run
I'm hoping for pumpkins that are lumpy.

click click click click click click

>>715888519
That's just webpack bootstrap, it loads the site in chunks on demand.

That was a weird Undertale fan game.

>>715888815
good.

>>715888941
you can either block it or scripts on the page entirely
it seems to be used for displaying the popup related to the time bar

>next run

It's neat that the ASM lead organizer actually fucking speedruns stuff.

>>715882321
This is the exact same chick from the infamous chair sniff incident. God knows why such an incredible sex bomb repeatedly attends a speedrunning event.

>>715888386
peter had an absolute of a trainwreck with e33. Reached selene and gave up

>>715889616
because being a 6/10 at an event like gdq instantly rockets you to a 10/10 and does wonders for your self confidence

>>715889616
Attention whore. Doesn't matter how hot she is, among other hot chicks, she's just another hot chick in the eyes of Chad, Chadd and Chaddd so she visits places like this for an ego boost.

>>715888490
Neat, thanks

wow less than 20 minutes overtime good job dogwater

this zelda game looks a bit weird

>>715889881
Let it go anon, just enjoy the runs.

>>715889881
Didn't the same guy go like 15 minutes overestimate in Super Metroid earlier?

>>715890021
No weirder than Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland.

>100% TP run
My body is ready.

Damn you dogwater, switch Rainwave over to the real music channel instead of covers! You're gonna crop out intermissions later when you upload the runs anyway! Although the official arrangement albums can stay.

>>715888519
What do you mean by block it?

Almost 7 fucking hours. Christ.

>long jrpg run
Sigh....

>Open crash bandicoot run
>It's purple.

>>715890387
TP is not a JRPG.

The gaymers are back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rar0EZC6ao4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WqMMBBUMY

easy answer you can get zero donations dogwater

>>715890459
>hold forward
>press a
>Link rolls
what now tough guy?

spyro for nonspergs is on

>>715889782
She is 1 in 100 at worst. Would toss her salad.

he's fucking tweaking

>>715890535
>It has been a decade since this kino.

Dogwater wifi is getting killed

>>715889881

Flaviochads we rise

>flavio won
Let's facking gooo

trans rights sisters....

HA HA YES GET FUCKED

>Werster
He is an absolute horse.

>>715891054
>nintentranny game
>didn't win
That's a first

>>715891143
aussies might not be so bad afterall

GOAT IN!

>>715891054
We will always have rollercoaster tycoon.
https://youtu.be/J7TFF6Rb8gQ

>>715889616
>>715889782
>>715889807
She could also be advertising herself/fishing for simps. Yes, that is something women do. If she has an OF I guarantee you that's what she's doing. It also happens at gyms although those women are usually legitimate whores and not just ethots.

How's Snow Biz goin'?

>>715889616
>God knows why such an incredible sex bomb repeatedly attends a speedrunning event.
She likes speedruns.

>>715891096
A stud?

>>715891394
lmao retard

>>715891394
I would like to believe that. I find it improbable, but you never know.

>>715891309
Eh, can't complain

>>715883645
Probably not there's not as much of a cult at ASM. In fact the only ones mentioning it have been /v/ in the chat (and its clearly /v/ as they mention shit like chartjannys) so I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if it's just someone from /v/ donating to bait outrage because there's not enough outrage for them at the event.

>save state
run invalid

wtf was her problem

>>715891546
balding

>>715891143
Flavio had been in the lead the whole event then transrights suddenly appeared instafirst yesterday in a large amount so I think a single person donated a large amount for it until >>715883161 saved us.

I don't think they know they have a live mic coming through on the stream.

who the fuck is flavio?

>baby monkey torture in zelda

>>715890434

>>715891602
Thank god for that anon, it would have probably ruined the comfy run by baiting more of those donations.

>>715891850
>ruining your PNG

IM A HEADBANGA

>>715891546
Tsundere
TP is one of the few games with CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, and not actually only for Midna.

>>715891602
wow you did it v you kicked trans rights' butt

>DWR 1 hour behind the schedule
The SA2B run...

>donated $75 for Flavio yesterday
>not even going to watch this run

>>715891810
>he doesn't know

>>715892072
Call it by it's proper name, Anon.

HIS problem?

>>715892336
Not enough money. Pay up wolfnigger

>>715891850
>>715891937
It also annoyed me so here you go. 2 seconds in an image editor.

Great, now I can't see that blue vortex without thinking about... you know...

>having fun while talking about the GDQ donation generator site
DON'T LOOK MATT

Dog water sure has some quality streaming huh

>>715892606
exactly, QUALITY

>>715892470
Here's my original image bro. It's less shit. I just post through the ecker and for some reason it started ruining PNGs when you use automatic hash changing on posting and I always forget to untick it.

awoooooooooooooooo

i could never do that damn jump

>>715892815
>started ruining PNGs when you use automatic hash changing on posting and I always forget to untick it.
so that's why it's been happening to me lately but I don't use ecker

What's that grainy effect old games have and why is it soulful?

woah

>>715893032
Mixture of smaller output resolution, lower res textures, and possibly video capture method.

>>715892970
>but I don't use ecker
What do you use then? Is there a standalone extension for changing image hashes automatically?

>>715893032
Low res textures plus funny texture filtering.

is this the worst speedrunning event ever? why is every fucking run 3+ hours? and why does that faggot have a blanket? like come the fuck on

this stream quality is dogwater

>>715893212
achievable natty?

>>715893032
After being the victim of anti-soul gas for years on end, being exposed to the real deal done for artistic proper reasons generates an explosion of soul feelings in your brain, like a dopamine hit of (you)'s.

>>715893217
If you don't like comfy speedrunning then you don't like speedrunning.

>>715893217
to hide his huge australian boner

holy fuck what is going on with the game audio kek

>>715893217
take some adhd meds bro

I never saw someone having so much trouble with tiny, not even my younger self

Are these dudes on wifi?

>>715893217

>>715893357

>>715893357
>No matter how many times I draw her, I keep making her dummy thick! Damn it!

>>715893261
I love ASM for putting RPGs and other long runs on during American hours, and a lot of them being angry at ASM for not catering to the prime time of a country on the other side of the planet.

>>715893217
They are on the opposite side of the planet for both burgers and yuros so you are watching their late night runs but unlike GDQ, ASM actually puts their good runs during the daytime and puts shit runs at night while GDQ puts all the shit, tranny and nepo runs during daytime and puts all the funny and kino chud runs during late night.

>>715893212
why are gamers built like this

>>715893217
yesterday there was a sub 15 minute block

This guy sucks balls
How was he in Sonic Gens run?

>>715893476
to attract other gamers

Dogwater's going through a fucking time portal, can't hear shit! I hear Jo's disembodied voice in the background stretching across infinity.

I'm not feeling this late-night zelda run. It's missing some energy, some excitement, something lumpy

>>715893694
any% is actually standing for "any distortion possible to the end of the game%"

all right well since all the commentators have been banished to the Xnth Dimension, I'm gonna watch TP until Crash is done and they get real internet back.

Thought I just heard a Spyro gem noise on Dogwater's stream.

>>715894182
meds

>>715894182
Meds.

>>715894182
it's actually a time distorsion, you've been hearing a gem collected from one of the ESA Spyro runs from 2021

>>715894182

>>715893476
Stop noticing the ecker bear lab leak.

I really forgot how curvy they made midna.

>not low%
lame

>>715893357
Semen. Demon.

chooooke

Something's wrong with the dog

DRR DRR

>>715895469
needs water

kot

>>715895645
What is this phenotype?

>>715895669
Loves children (charities)

>>715895469
I think your dog has autism

>>715895813
#rude

if my couch did this i'd have to take him out back and have my way with him

>>715882321
>>715889616
>*sigh*
>I even wore the exact same sweater and nobody seems to recognize me and give me attention
Oh I know exactly why.

>>715896059
I thought about it but he has too much of a potato face

>Madara
holy shit based

I saw Metako in the Twitch channel recommendations and Lovare is in his chat, do you think they fucked?

>>715890312
>Rainwave channel switched to main
I was wondering why I was hearing a Metroid choir!

HER problem!?!?

>>715896818
Trying to do fucked up shit with insects.

>>715895669
this one

>>715895669
gamer

>>715893175
4chanXT
I may have been confused with the Randomize Filename option
It might with issue with how I'm copying/linking them to this site
>>715785795
>>715786243

>>715895669
Yours.

>>715896689
who cares they arent relevant anymore

>>715896689
all that comes to mind from seeing this post is that she probably wasn't in his chat before attending esa for the first time

>>715896689
Just admit you're inserting as her getting fucked by him already

>>715896689
nigga

>>715897091
They still show up at the other Euro marathons but that's still not reason to do weird parasocial obsessions over shit.

Oh hey MGS2 started

when did we start harboring another speedrun event

>>715897418
Four or so years ago when we watched it for speedruns.

dogwater is australian too

>>715897418
Just now

>>715897518
so that's why the bozo who fucked up Expedition 69 kept yapping about being tired.

>>715897418
it's made by anons that astroturf their shitty runs. just a /v/ discord call by people who can't play their games.

So, did this thread just become a circlejerk for discordfags and their furtranny event or what?

>>715897514
alright, take it easy, dont hurt yourself

>>715897518
i dont mind, i was just wonderin

>MGS2
>Sonic
>MGS3
What a strange choice

Yep we America hours alright.

>>715897610
Fuck now. These threads are for us Spyrofags

>>715897570
Where's the other half where an actual woman goes to sit next to him and he's fine with her

>>715897610
You tell me

>>715897717
it's on the top half of that very same video

>>715882060
I threw out a bad OC for Leon running into doors during the RE2 run, but by the time I could post it they already fixed the bug D:

The guy on the couch is comfy as fuck.

>>715897602
I'm up next, wish me luck!

>tuwaraito purincess 100%
kino hours

>>715897602
This. Dogwater is just a Deckerphile circlejerk. Many refuse to notice.

>>715897785
Oh fuck, I'm more retarded than the guy in the video.

>>715897937
No, you're going to fuck up sandwalk again, Peter.

>>715897985
you think everything is a conspiracy by the 'ecker, I've never seen someone get so mindbroken by one individual like you.

>>715897985
you gotta kill yourself man

>>715897993
that guy is high IQ most people would let the tranny ruin the enjoyment of their event just to be nice.

>>715898047
lol are you kidding 4chan is full of these type of schizos, best you can do is ignore em

>>715897985
No way the Burger King speed runner is the ‘eck poster

But I don't wanna switch away from twilight princess

I'm actually really comfy and there's five more hours to go

curious
no one jumps at >>715897602 for constantly saying its a conspiracy
but everyone jumps at >>715897985 for constantly saying its a conspiracy

>>715898114
This, there's been a shitton over the years, some still float around like the one that's obsessed with Metako and thinks he posts here. They tend to fall off if starved of attention.

>>715898162
the only way to combat the dogwater plague is to talk more about ASM runs

>>715897570
That girl (female) is really cute.

>>715898162
Come on Anon, all the cool kids are watching MGS2

>>715898162
>>715898304
I'm watching both.

>>715898257
because this retard has been posting this picture in every marathon thread for three fucking weeks straight

>>715898162
Watch what you want anon, that's why we have both. :)

>>715898257
bears defend other bears even if we know that the guy from >>715897985's pic is just a random normie the original creator thought would be offensive enough

dogwater > australia

>>715898357
>three fucking weeks straight
hownew.ru

>3PM Brazil time
>thread goes to shit and the ecker schizo is online trying to sow division
hmm...

>>715898383
noticing

wait mgs2 at dogwater as in https://twitch.tv/dogwaterruns huh? i gotta watch that

>tab to thread
>suddenly ecker derangement syndrome

>>715898582
Me too I just switched over

Are there any sweet mods for the PC MGS ports yet?

Discord call runs are the best.

Those do look like pumpkins on the TP run, kind of lumpy too.

>schedule fuckup means I'm missing the SA2 race coming up next
Oh well; enjoy Definitely Not Racist 2 Battle for me anons, I'll see you for RTAIJ in a few weeks

>>715898257
Almost like posts with pictures are easier to notice.

>>715899003
>he Any%'s 4chan

>>715897848
I liked it

>>715897848
Should have kept it, that shit was funny as fuck.

God DAMN look at the tiddies on that hylian.

>>715899230
Couldn't be me, I carefully read every single post and stop to appreciate them for a few minutes each.

>>715899292
he soft-locked but I agree that it made the run pretty interetaining

>>715899436
what was you're favorite in this thread?

>>715899462
Definitely >>715893351

>>715899452
It was still cool that they even tried to complete it with the game busted to fuck like that.

>>715899545
b-but that post was an image only!
this is like when a woman says "I date short guys all the time but my current boyfriend is 6'4 haha" haha

>>715898453
been here longer than you kiddo

What is the category on MGS2? "Any% VE" = Vietnamese Extreme?

>>715899815
How would you even know that, adultto mature man?

>>715899832
It's Viennetta Edition, after you beat the last boss you have to eat an entire Viennetta before the time ends.

>>715899761
Ah, but isn't there a trenchant irony in uploading a screenshot without text, merely to show the current time displayed in the stream? I'm something of a connoisseur, you see.

Admit it.

You loved Twilight Princess.

>>715900170
never played it

Uh isn't SA2 and then MGS3 supposed to be on Dogwater? Why they playing MGS2?

>>715900170
It was fine
There's no 3D Zelda games I really dislike except SS and TotK

>>715899230
I low% 4chan.

>>715899939
Fuck you stranger. I am now craving Vienetta and will pick one up after the run.

>>715900170
It dragged in certain spots and I wasn't too fond of wolf link, but I still enjoyed it overall.

I hope that anon who was writing a book based on his sort of take on TP is doing ok.

>>715900405
Never heard of him but I hope he finishes it too

>>715900395
Get me a cornetto while you're out.

>>715900170
One of the only zeldas I only played once. I remember almost nothing about it other than annoying wolf link sections and ganondorf transforming into a big pig. Probably better as a story than a game.

>>715900170
Yeh, though I think it has issues with not requiring items outside their designated dungeon enough
Also the sky temple wasn't my jam
Also Zant humiliation ritual for a ganondorf salty rerun was disappointing, even if I did like the ganondorf fights

>>715900395
>>715900481
I'll have a bueno ice please and thank you

>>715900170
I'm kind of indifferent on it, I preferred Wind Waker and the GB/GBC/GBA Zeldas.

>>715899875
Let's just say my sources are as impeccable as your grasp of the obvious. Perhaps I just have a knack for discerning the painfully apparent.

Emma is a child.

I got something you can grasp right here pal

>>715900685
Out of 10.

>>715900706
>no picture post
ignoread

>>715900685
>Suddenly

me btw

>>715900170
it was ok
the first hours of tutorials and the twilight sections are fucking horrible tho

>>715900831
For no reason at all, people...

Ara ara, Hal-chan~

>just choke out Emma and drag her into the elevator, it's faster

tap in

Sunny of course.

wow thats fucking sexist cancel these chuds at dogwater someone help

>>715901272
>games done queer is hiring
I wonder what kind of sabotage opportunities I would run into if I got the job.

I'd enter her fishing hold if understand the underlying meaning behind my verbiage.

>>715901750
I thought that was a dude.

>>715901810
It is, that anon is turbo gay for wanting to sleep with a guy.

>>715901750
I don't get it, you want to steal some fish she caught?

>>715901638
youd never pass the culture fit check

>>715901857
Hot.

>not getting the loach
not 100%

>>715901810
famous quotes from people watching gdq for the first time

>dad walks in

>>715902140
I'm sort of glad AI voice cloning threads died after a month before they got beaten into the ground

>>715902250
They died because elevanlabs cracked down on free accounts and put everything behind a paywall, but they're still fairly active in other boards.

>>715901882
I don't know about that, I'm pretty good at masking when I need to.

>>715902348
lets put it this way, if you dont have anyone in the clique vouch for you you'll never be considered in the first place

>>715902250
I miss them, I wanted to voice clone a message for a friend for his birthday as a gag and now all the services expect me to churn out cash for their stuff

>>715901750
Definitely the cutest TP girl. Agatha is a close second.

>>715902576
If that were true I don't think they'd bother advertising.

>>715902348
Masking works against normies, but you'll be up against other autists who can see through the masking attempt.

>>715902674
ok, knock yourself out.
forms.monday()com/forms/6f7cd4c1de39de9bb16a768d5c5f1c52

>>715884068
fuck it happened

>>715902316
>They died because elevanlabs cracked down on free accounts and put everything behind a paywall
They lost momentum because of that then died because people kept coping with tortoise and trusting, unironically, ecker to save local TTS (he couldn't and got mogged by chinks)

>>715903149
I downloaded a new one from Github not too long ago that had good reviews, haven't tried it yet but it's open source voice cloning.

I wake up.
There's an other Sonic run.

>sonic
>metal gear
>kingdom hearts
The trifecta of autism manchild fanbases
No dogwater for me

Yep.
Kino hours.

His problem?

>>715869730
5000 hours in MS Paint

>>715903731
What's the meme about definitely not racis 2 battle?

>Definitely Not Racist 2 Battle
Pete's going to have something go horribly wrong in the next two hours.

>The difference in stream quality
Now this is some good dogwater

>never submitted to speedrun.com
based, fuck leaderboards, just run because you like it.

>>715903890
kevin's got that 720p 1500kbps quality while he torrents in the background going on.

>>715903974
This, focusing on chasing places on a leaderboard is a mistake that ruins your enjoyment of running and gradually improving.

>>715903974
The mods are also retarded.
A few months ago, the mod of Halo 2 any% wiped out everything except the WR.

>>715903974
>>715904174
how do you think speedruns get optimized to be fast

>>715904228
DIscord, unironically.

>>715904228
Discords :)

>>715904193
really? why? they have haloruns anyways and don't need to use speedrun.com just like megamn runners

>>715904193
I've seen enough world records that completely stomped the competition get removed because they used a new trick and the rest of the community hasn't approved of it or gotten the chance to try it themselves. So many granular rules to reduce competition.

Someone needs to tell these autists at Dogwater that just because you're allowed to use profanity doesn't mean you should.

>>715904356
Haloruns is also ran by retards. They don't even have the world record because of petty drama with the runner.

>>715904228
Depends on the game, some are entirely the work of individuals doing routing, others are a collaborative effort of a fuckton of people just seeing how quick a run can be.
>>715904292
Fuck Discord, I'm still in some running IRCs.

>>715904414
On the other spectrum, my favorite which a runner admitted to during SGDQ I think
>we wanted to implement a new rule but then we realized that we'd have to wipe most of the leaderboards so we didn't do it
Translation: We as the community mods wanted to add more rules but realized we'd be lynched if we did.

>>715904423
That's like, your opinion, man.

>>715904228
Sometimes the optimizations come from casual players finding a trick on accident, sometimes it's a glitch hunter finding a new trick, other times it might just be a freak accident during a speedrun leading to a new discovery. So in the end, optimization is more than just having more names on the leaderboards.

>>715904423
Which word offended you retard

peter is FUCKED

>>715904423
What the fuck do you mean?

>>715904552
That's why you create new categories instead.

>>715904767
Meaningless because no one will run that if its slower or more difficult when the opprobrium of the other leaderboard still exists.

>Pete 2~ levels behind
It's over

>um its meaningless even though categories are already arbitrary
huh

>>715904423
The entire dogwater userbase is 4chan at this point so to appeal to all the underrage kids here you have to understand that being a pottymouth is peak humor.

>>715904621
>So in the end, optimization is more than just having more names on the leaderboards.
Yeah there are very few running communities where it's optimizing a run to get a place, and the rare few that do are usually hostile as fuck ones where people try to keep knowledge of skips and exploits to themselves.

>>715904962
youre free to watch twilight princess lil bro

>TTS on one screen
>Dogwater on the other

>>715904918
We've seen nothing yet, his controller hasn't stopped working midway through constantly failing a skip yet.

>leave stream when dog was howling
>come back to stream
>dog is howling

>>715904918
Still closer than when Jordan raced

>>715904860
While certain categories are inevitably going to be less popular than others, all you really need is one person running that certain category. Sure, most leaderboards probably aren't going to add a page for every esoteric category, but the point still stands. Categories basically exist for runners' own enjoyment, lest everything revolves around any%, 100% and maybe low%.

petesters...

>>715904962
>The entire dogwater userbase is 4chan at this point
Then they need to tell the woman not to talk as shes ruining my 4chan chud vibes whenever she does

>>715905112
kino

>>715905334
Just post in the chat how twitchy your chudweiner gets whenever she opens her mouthpussyflaps. If you're creepy enough, she'll stop talking.

what are your guys' favourite categories https://www.speedrun.com/spyroce

>>715903731
just me or this guy looks like vince mcmahon

>kevin's wife is spanish
that explains the incident desu

>>715905447
You're faceblind, bro.

>>715905501
Kevin's a victim of latina abuse....

>>715905447
he was during FF16 last year

>>715905501
lol, definitely not the first time she's done that to him.

>>715905434
Start the console on %

SA and SA2 are the only Sonic games I love.

>>715905713
Same

Can Peter possibly catch up?

>>715906309
Fuck no lmao

>>715906309
If Kevin fucks up a lot, which has been known to happen before, or if his wife comes in again.

>>715905713
No shame anon. SA1 is absolutely based. And while I like SA2 a lot also I think the mech levels take it down a bit for me (Gamma's were much faster overall and he controlled better).
I remember also being pissed as a kid that SA2 had no hub world, the hub world in SA1 is pretty comfy but I guess they couldn't have made that work with SA2's story.

is this guy indian?

>>715906514
Link is Hylian, which mostly align with caucasian features.

>>715906514
kevin is a pocket bear

>>715906514
Knuckles is Caribbeans coded.

>>715904962
this whole event feels like one big "dude you gotta come meet me friend joe you're gonna love him he's crazy lmao he doesn't give a eff he's so funny he's not even a little bit PC lmao he says anything it's crazy!" and then joe is some dude at the party wearing a lampshade on his head saying "fucky fuck fuckballs"

>FAT BAT TATS

>>715906998
Joe who?

[Trumpets]

Shadow: [Walks up beside Sonic] You never cease to to surprise me blue hedgehog. I thought that capsule you were in exploded in space.

Sonic: [Starts jogging slowly] You know what I can say... I die hard! [Camera pans to the fake Emerald] You actually saved me, you know.

Shadow: It was a Chaos Emerald, [trumpets get louder] wasn't it? But, there's no way you could have activated the Chaos Control using an Emerald that's fake. [Sonic and Shadow start to run faster] So, there's more to you than just looking like me. [trumpets at 200% volume] What are you anyway?

Sonic: What you see is what you get! Just a guy that loves adventure! I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!
[Sonic and Shadow run at their top speed]

Shadow: I see. But you know, I can't let you live! Your adventuring days are coming to an end!

>>715907049
Joe Mama

>Fuck speedruns I just love the game
Delightfully based

>>715907041

>>715907117

Yo how has the day been? What are we watching?

>>715907230
>Yo how has the day been?
Pretty good.
>What are we watching?
Speedruns.

>>715907280
ASM or Dogwater?

>>715906554
Poor girl had her treasures stolen.

>>715907308
Dogwater now but I was watching TP earlier and it's still on for another 3 hours

>>715907128
so you guys don't care about speedrunning you just want a safespace (no trannies) lets play? what's the point?

>>715907308
Yes

>>715907353
alright Sanic it is

>>715907357
It's a race, dweeb. We get a proper speedrun on the left and a fumbled but still trying his best run on the right. It's a perfect balance.

>>715907308
Both!

"I"m going to viscerally fuck rouge"

Thank you GDQ for filtering these kind of autists out

I can't cringe any harder

>>715907357
>erm youre enjoying games being run fast the wrong way
I need you to lower the intellectual dishonesty a level Spike

"I"m going to viscerally fuck rouge"

Absolutely fucking based and bat pilled

>>715907565
He's just saying what everyone is thinking

>>715907690
AWOOOOOOGA

>>715907565
just look in the mirror retard

>>715907357
>>715907565
hey
bro
I'll let you in on a secret to baiting: bait like a schizo like >>715897985

I though the console wars were supposed to end after the first 2 days, what happened?

>>715907967
Schizo woke up. Nothing you can do other than laugh at him, but don't reply or let him know or he'll sperg hard.

>>715907967
console wars are never over fucking sega kids need to be put in their place through all eternity

>>715907072
Sonic will never be this cool again.

>>715907565
This but the opposite

Rouge and all Mobian women are built for human men.

Is everything at Dogwater ran by the like 3 people

sorry dogwaters i dont have that kind of money

>>715908212
This but 110%. Absolutely loving Dogwater this year, a shame it's on the same week as ASM. They should double down and go on the same week as GDQ instead, I doubt it would hurt their viewer numbers.

>tune in
>link isn't named trans rights
>feel an actual dopamine rush
yeah, gdq broke me

Oh shit, I thought Dogwater was next month for some reason.

>>715907967
Some came back for Dogwater, and decided to invent new conspiracy shit, best to just ignore them.

>>715908387
theres
>these 2
>two gay bears
>weeb-bro
>that other guy
>the girl that doesnt run anything

>>715908308
Doesn't this imply Blaze isn't built for human men, or is the alternate dimension she's from also primarily populated by Mobians? I've never been sure on the specifics of her world since she's not from the future since 06 doesn't exist anymore

Sonic X confirmed that Rouge prefers human men.

>>715908495
you forgot the hamster

>Peter half a story behind
CAN HE STILL WIN

>>715908563
if anyone can its not peter

>>715908563
>CAN HE STILL WIN

Since when did Tony Hawk's pro skater get here

>>715908530
Blaze is exclusively for Tails.

>FOLX, DO WE HAVE TIME FOR A DONATION? WE HAVE A 1 MILLION DOLLAR DONATION BY CELSIUS, WOOOOOO!

>>715907565
>>715907690
Missed it and had rewind to find this. Based as fuck bat fucker.

>>715908530
>>715908742
Blaze is built exclusively for one human man (me)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we8MYuZ6fEQ best track don't (You) me

they've been begging for a dollar longer than the average wallmart bum

>look at multiworld randomizer
>200+ games are supported now
holy fuck, this blew up. I remember when it was just LttP and Super Metroid.

I'd donate a dollar but I can't think of a witty comment

>>715908426
No need to thank me. I'm a hero just for the sake of it.

>>715908560
i cant believe i forgot about the literal hamster........

>worried I slept through midna posting
>barely any midnas were posted
I guess, thats good then. I didnt miss midna posting

>>715908989
Is that the one where different rooms can lead to a room in a different game or something? Seems cool.

>>715909026
Bat tits

baking

>>715909032
bless you my good man

im not looking at the chart but i think they are like 66% through dogwater given its a 3 day event and this is end of day 2

>>715909063
Rouge > Midna

>>715909063
Hornyposting is mostly a coping behavior during shit runs, ergo little reason to expect any here as the aus runs are mostly good and there's no need to cope with dogwater because everyone's explicitly expecting shit runs

awOOOOOOGA

why does her car look like a pp?

>coudin's kid (cousin? second cousin?) gets into Sonic because he saw me playing Sonic Generations, he's like 8 or something idk not my kid
>install SA2 on his PC for him with all the fixes and Rouge's jiggle restoration mod

>>715909032

wouldnt he have been faster if he justed waited the cycle

petebros...

PETER WHAT THE FUCK

>>715909032
based

>>715909032
You saved the zelda run, thank you

Pete's curse still persists.

>>715909492
>>715909492
>>715909492

>>715909479
At this point yes, however

>>715909032

>>715909032
You're the real hero of twilight.

>>715909032
based

>>715909220
But twilight princess is being run not sonic.