Thread 715889284 - /v/ [Archived: 228 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:40:33 PM No.715889284
I'VE KOME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
I'VE KOME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
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>The one time people actually liked a Hijacked by Ganon plot
DK Bananza is a special boy.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:42:36 PM No.715889423
>>715889284 (OP)
so was he manipulating the evil monkeys
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:42:52 PM No.715889438
>>715889284 (OP)
>Spoiling a game that's been out for like 5 days
Low test behavior.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:45:39 PM No.715889589
>>715889438
anon its been 2 days
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:49:31 PM No.715889836
>>715889423
No, he was stuck underground.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:49:48 PM No.715889852
>>715889284 (OP)
Would you scalie barafags stop spamming this shit?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:51:54 PM No.715890006
>>715889284 (OP)
K. Rool was missing for over a decade from the franchise and none of their villains since (except ironically Void Co.) have remotely measured up to him and his faction.

Ganon meanwhile is incessantly spammed even at the direct expense of more interesting villains getting fridged in the endgame.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:54:21 PM No.715890197
>>715890006
yeah
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:59:38 PM No.715890574
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>>715889423
He was imprisoned underground in some sort of stasis. He was only awoken by a Monkey going near his catatonic body, causing his racist reflexes to activate involuntarily and punch the nearest kong into orbit.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:12:18 PM No.715891462
>>715889284 (OP)

>last DK game appearance 2007
>last non-Smash Ultimate game appearance 2008
>last 3D DK game 1999

it was time.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:14:33 PM No.715891610
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:15:23 PM No.715891658
>>715891610
my fuarking fat racist hero
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:16:02 PM No.715891708
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>>715891610
>reptillian freezer
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:16:03 PM No.715891710
>>715889438
>Coming on a board where everything gets leaked days/weeks before the games even release to complain about leaks
Extreme estrogen behavior, go on /r/nintendo if you want hecking leaks censored
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:16:05 PM No.715891713
>>715889438
it's a mario game but with a monkey. spoilers don't mean a damn.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:16:18 PM No.715891728
>>715889852
No
Post more K. Rool
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:17:56 PM No.715891821
>the one time
Kid Icarus Uprising did it best though, way better than Bananza
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:18:02 PM No.715891828
Krazoa God Andross
Krazoa God Andross
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>>715889284 (OP)
Actucklly it's a hijacked by Andross plot because Star Fox Adventures came out before TP.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:19:44 PM No.715891918
>>715891821
Hades wasn't a previously introduced villain though. That was more like if Ganon's plot was hijacked by Zant, not the other way around.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:19:51 PM No.715891925
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>>715891828
I guess you could say the trope was hijacked by ganon
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:19:55 PM No.715891927
K. Rool works best when you dont actually see him physically until the end of the game, you just see what he's been demanding
>DKC you dont even know what he looks like until the end battle
>DKC2 it turns out the new villain is an alias of K. Rool
>DKC3 exists
>DK64 has him appear frequently in cutscenes so his presence is dulled
>Bonanza makes his appearance a big celebration so it's exciting
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:19:59 PM No.715891931
>>715891828
Anon the OG hijacked by Ganon plotline is literally ganon in Link to the Past.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:22:10 PM No.715892069
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>>715889284 (OP)
King of /v/ can't come any sooner. K.Rool OC is going to be kino.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:22:47 PM No.715892113
Star Fox in universe racism v4
Star Fox in universe racism v4
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>>715891610
>Gets launched into Space after DK beats his ass
>Possibly sent to Lylat where everyone is as racist as him.
At least he can say all the slurs he wants now.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:23:45 PM No.715892173
>>715891925
MotherFUCKER
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:23:52 PM No.715892183
>>715892113
I like the idea that the Mario/DK universe is the same universe as Star Fox, it makes things very cursed
And it's all because of Tricky the Dinosaur and all those shenanigans with Rareware
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:27:26 PM No.715892417
Agahnim is Ganon's alter-ego
Agahnim is Ganon's alter-ego
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>>715891931
Nah, man, that was Ganon's alter-ego. You can't steal a plot from yourself.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:27:50 PM No.715892443
>>715889284 (OP)
>Change the design of nothing but the main character
Why though
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:28:03 PM No.715892461
Zant
Zant
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>>715889284 (OP)
I'll die on the hill that Zant was a good villain. The whip lash from having this imposing king turn out to be a pathetic man child was kino
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:28:45 PM No.715892524
>>715891708
A reptilian who's racist? That's just [insert US politician here]! Badum tssss
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:29:53 PM No.715892597
>>715891931
Agahnim is functionally the same thing as Ganondorf.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:29:55 PM No.715892604
>>715889438
The first enemy you see in the game is a skeletal crocodile, this was an obvious "twist"
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:32:14 PM No.715892774
>>715892417
>>715892597
>It's unbelievable that you defeated my overarching story antagonist, Zant, six times!
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:32:46 PM No.715892816
>>715892461
Zant believing literally anything if it means he gets what he wants is hilarious, the whole point of the Twilight Realm was being banished by the goddesses for dark magic so they're pretty aware the big three exist, then in walks Ganondorf's head and Zant believes it instantly
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:33:17 PM No.715892856
>>715892597
>>715892417
Yea but it's put forward as a twist
Then oracles does it, then four swords does it, and finally TP does it
Zelda has continually done the hijacked twist and it's been long enough since Link Between Worlds (the last hijacked by Ganon game) that the next game will probably do it
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:34:20 PM No.715892931
>>715892774
Zant isn't literally ganondorf astral projecting like agahnim is
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:35:33 PM No.715893008
>>715892856
Don't forget
>7 years to make a sequel where we just retcon calamity ganon as being ganondorf's farts or something
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:35:54 PM No.715893034
>>715892856
>since Link Between Worlds (the last hijacked by Ganon game)
Yuga remains in control of Ganon's body the whole time. Ganon doesn't hijack anything because he's brain dead at that point.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:35:55 PM No.715893038
>>715892856
Four Swords Adventures does it on Gamecube, interestingly so because it implies it's a Ganondorf reincarnation of some kind and he actually, literally steals the plot from Vaati instead of being a present thing from the background