Thread 715889815

The House of Snoy has no dices.

Unga Bunga SpearStop

The bloody plague will get me. I don't have much time left. I can't believe I will never see a conclusion to the long running hundred years' war series...

>>715889815 (OP)
Fuck these gay ass "enlightened" fags pushing woke shit in my fiefdom.

Guy le Ben decrees that all articles of Western erotica are hereby banished from the Palatinate of Steam

I assume we all signed “Stop Melting Dice”, yes?

If thou shan't be partaking in ye switches dice thou a peasant with feeble coin

>>715890117
You must understand, our kingship Guy Le BeN had no other choices but to fold under the influence of the Poor Fellow-Soldiers of Christ and of the Temple of Solomon will, for they control the money flow, he is not to be blamed for it.

>>715890176
thou’rt an orientalist knave who has both the mind and interests of a babe. Shame ‘pon thee.

>>715889815 (OP)
Thoughts on this new "Jousting" game? I think it looks so exciting compared to "Duel". Flags waving, lances shattering, man it looks so cool.
>inb4 that one contrarian shows up spouting "They just gallop at each other in a straight line, there's no footwork, NO SKILL!"

>>715890170
>"Nay Grant us tables for the casting of dice free of coin!"
This be how thee sound.

>>715890094
>Moors
I shan't play thine dice

>>715890170
>the contract ensure that merchants cannot send thugs to steal the customer's dices and melt them to force the customer to purchase new ones
It is foolish to ask merchants to maintain people's dices forever for free, for it is quite expensive.
In fact, Captain Adminal General Thor of the 6th Blizzard Fleet and Commander of the Royal Guard, the local town jester, recently made a public announcement denouncing Stop Melting Dice as a fraud, and he was booed for it, more proof that this contract is merely but a trick by the more mold than man.

>>715890534
Thou’rt quite plainly under the employment of the merchants and their guilds
>Maldavius is in shame
>Sire Rosseau is victorious
>We gambling folk are victorious

>>715890390
Jousting
>Requires horse to perform
>Requires armor
>Requires Lance (only brucen in this here btw)
>Feeble controls

Dueling
>Requires any weapon
>Mayst sport with any whom thou desires

Jousters be of folly.

>>715889815 (OP)
Doth op knoweth; his beseeched ivory queen is bedded by lowly ebony pawnes?

>>715890170
>>715891210
Gambling is a sin! We should seeketh to destroy all dice and devote ourselves to God. Dice passeth, God is eternal. Rejoice in thou dice being destroyed!

>>715892302
This post is verily the work of one Joshua "3 inch" Ulmer (alluding to the woeful length of his phallus).

>>715892659
>t.

>>715891916
Go to. Perchance you lack the coin to engage in jousting? Thou'rt much alike to the fox in Aesop's fable.

>>715893071
Tis true folly to risk life and limb on a Knight's game. I merely view.

Fornication with Queen piece.

>>715893635
Can one claimeth to enjoy a game, if one hath not partaken? but merely standeth in the gallery? Or even, like some, merely heard fables of it in the tavern?
I think not. One can enjoyeth the fable in such a way, but not the game alone.

HEAR YE HEAR YE!
I hath finished Gears of Solid Metal by that oriental Hideo. I do say the ending? Twas quite a bother. That Snake so Solid never did marry the Meryl wench. What a shame, their loved seemed to bloom so gayly, and on the battlefield no less!

>>715893950
Prudenteroticismgruel

>>715893950
games which prominently feature tawny maidens?

>>715893950
>chess
I shan't play that awakanen game.

>>715889815 (OP)
Finally, a chance to post this.

>>715889815 (OP)
Swerve CrossBox peasant.

>>715894724
what a dogshit game

>>715895124
St. AndrewsBox

>>715895430
the poor /pol/tard

>>715894615
>The Queen is the strongest warrior
>one player FORCED to use all black pieces
>vicious slander against the church as bishops cannot move straight
The Knights of Social Justice have truly ruined gaming

>>715895858
/pol/tard?

>>715896170
he calls you a pole, the worst of all insults

Thou'st not slayed the knight.

>taketh no actione
>yet gaineth victorye

>>715896506
How wise are the words of the Chuddhasattva!

>>715896123
But the queen is a very weak piece, sir.
The queen didn't start to move like in modern chess until the later part of the 1400s, the medieval period had ended by then.

Whyfore did the beast crawl upon the land?

>>715896714
Ah it seems the tavernkeep in my village has brewed his own rules at home for the queen, the dishonorable knave.

>>715896469
>thou art a knight, riding into battle, the very image of chivalry
>witness an opposing peasant set this bolt upon his weapon
How doth thee retort without showing anger?

>>715897424
simpleton he beest

>>715895430
It's okay, but considering the fact that it's "realistic" and takes place in our world, I expected the story to make more sense.
And the "gameplay" structure is pretty boring. You keep visiting the same places over and over again to see if there's a new dialogue.
Not bad, but I'd give it a 7.5/10.

>oriental gamen
>The Lord is treacherous

I hate these Lord-damned tournaments of this age. There are nay more honorable duels like in the olden days, now there are 'tactics' and 'strategies' for acquiring the most prisoners for ransom of arms and armor. Those dastardly, lousy, scurvy and vile meta-knaves have completely ruined once valorous competition.

>>715896469
>Thou'st doesn't engage knights in honorable one on one combat with nothing but blade and shield in hand and courage in thine heart.
Thou did not truly best the knights.

>>715898785
>there are some more skilled and witful than I?
>nay, they must be thralls to the meta!
a strange mind you have

>>715899605
Shut thy pox ridden yap thee filthy peasant. Dost thee knoweth who is thou art speaking to? I have over 20 years of battle experience, quarter of which were spent on the wars of France and English kingdoms alone! Countless knights and several kings have been taken prisoner by me. The lords all across Christendom beg for me to join their retinue. Mine arms and armor were blessed by the holy father himself! Thee would be wise to drop thy jester act, and if not, I would challenge you to a duel but thee, of cravenly temperament that thee are, would surely not accept for thou hath no honor left to stain.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY FOR?

>>715902431
its some kind of knitting aid apparatus apparently.