Thread 715893170

>best seller in the US
>best seller in Europe
Apologize to Ass Creed CHADows now, /v/

still no numbers to back that up?

>>715893241
They won't ever disclose the numbers, we still don't know how much Valhalla sold aside from having 20 million players engaged as of 2022, that's what they report.

>>715893170 (OP)
>sold worse than some normalfag sports game
Lmao

>>715893170 (OP)
I won't ever apologize. Because I have never said anything bad about it before testing it,
And now that I have?
Some flaws but otherwise a great game.

>>715893712
So did your favorite game of the year so far, anon. What's your point?

>>715893170 (OP)
Historical revisionist global homogeneity One World Order Chads, I can’t believe we fucking WON

>>715893170 (OP)
>Ubisoft has to sell anyways despite these claims
>NOOOOOO!! It was ONLY 25%!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>715893170 (OP)
>Outsold by E33, a game made by an indie team of 30 people.
Stings that they're former ubi employees to. Oh well, as the kids say, get woke go broke!

>>715893170 (OP)
Anyone who actually thought an Asscreed game would bomb is fucking retarded, literally never happened

>>715893170 (OP)
>Godsuke blows chuds the fuck out yet again
How does he keep doing it, bros?

>>715893170 (OP)
>coping seething incel child’s moving the goal posts
>”it..it will flop!!”
>”ackshually tranny it flopped because it didn’t sell 100 million copies like fifaaaa!”

You lost virgin incel chud

>>715893170 (OP)
Go woke be the best selling open world game in 2025??
Chud bros…

>>715893170 (OP)
>>715893371

>>715893170 (OP)
>Cherry picked metric
>Doesnt even link the actual article so it's probably some shill site

Kek.

>>715897204
It's overall Europe data from GFK though

>>715893170 (OP)
Okay but how many copies sold? I too can manipulate the numbers to make them say what I want. Something smells fishy here

>>715893170 (OP)
Go woke go brAAAACK!

Actually AC Shadows is not woke because it has a cute female MC, so we won.

>>715895168
E33 is about dealing drugs, and most of the world is a bunch of junkies. Surprise!

>>715898216
This, wokies BTFO again!

>>715898216
>>715898580
>females in the game at all
It's woke.

>>715893170 (OP)
Leaving Shadows aside a bit, how the fuck does FIFA still top the chart? What the fuck is happening, who plays that shit man, I know giga football fans that renew once every couple of years because in their words "almost the same shit, not worth upgrading yearly". They treat it like a phone upgrade. Who the fuck buy it yearly man this shit is fucked up

>>715893170 (OP)
lol how bored you must be to shitpost with this dead and buried tripe

>>715898703
Why would football fans buy a shoesphere game?

>>715898703
Same thing as Call of Duty, normalfags are always eating this shit up, it's like an infinite money cheat for their publishers.

>>715898754
Oh it's not the ex fifa? I thought they changed the name due to licensing, thought it was this one.

>>715898861
Imagine calling shoesphere football when your foot doesn't even touch the ball like real football.

>chuds keep saying the real gamers want hot girls and fanservice
>none of the games that pop up in those overall best sellers list have that
Really makes you think

>>715899379
Fanservice is really a coomer thing, but even if everyone's sensibly dressed, I don't want people who look like (You) trying to get in the women's bathroom to spy on little girls. I want every woman to look like a supermodel.

is this game ironically good to play at least? like you play as a big black homosexual beating the piss out of 1.7m jap manlets. surely that would lead to a lot of funny scenarios. in a racist subtext.

>>715899938
He's so fucking overpowered you actually do feel like a 8ft tall black man beating up asian manlets

>imagine games selling so few physical copies that asscreed oversold them while being a financial failure
So, it's real, the gayming industry is dead in the water, isn't it?

>>715901335
Physical has been dead for over a decade. Only fat people buy physical games.

>>715901478
I guess I'm fat since most console games I buy are physical...

>>715901584
>plays console games
Yes, you're fat.

cracked status?

>>715893170 (OP)
Ubisoft can always trust us historyenjoyers.

>>715899938
I've been playing it for 15 hours and so far I've only used Yasuke for like 10 minutes

>>715901996
Yeah he's only unlocked after the first act is over and you can go after the remaining targets with him joining Naoe

>>715893170 (OP)
>*top players in the US
>*top players in Europe
FTFY

>>715893170 (OP)
lets see the numbers then

>>715893170 (OP)
>William D'Angelo
opinion discarded.

>>715902261
here is the number:
2(nd best selling game in the EU for the first half of the year)

>>715893170 (OP)
Why are the mods such massive cocksuckers?

>>715903239
kek this was actually funny because everyone was tired of culture war faggots spamming the board about this game for 6(!!!) months before it came out so it was funny to see them seethe hard over this

>>715895056
>Historical revisionist global homogeneity is when there is one black guy in your vidya
meds

>>715893170 (OP)
sure saar

>>715903637
>everyone was tired of culture war faggots
Being tired of culture war in video games when?

>>715903962
>I am tired of culture war in games
>therefore let me spam this board with culture war threads about said games for months on end instead of just ignoring and not buying it

>>715903962
The issue with you retards is that your cure isn't really all that much better than the disease anymore.
Like when you monkeys start screaming about "humiliation rituals" whenever a male character has any sort of depth to them instead of being some retarded girlboss-like Mary Sue.

>>715903962
It is when you retards think "culture war" is any black character in a game. Even though he did exist, and the series has always been historical fiction

>>715893170 (OP)
As an AssCreed fag who even enjoyed Valhalla, I got nothing to apologize for.

>>715903239
I miss when they did this more often but this is peak mods behavior nonetheless

>>715903637
Every time this image is posted one of you faggots try so hard to mask your own rage but end up failing.

>>715904254
>no bro just ignore it
>I mean it doesn’t affect you personally
>just let me push my agenda shit with no resistance
Why do you retards think these situations are comparable? Why do you try to push it like this?

>>715893170 (OP)
>normie slop
>Ubiflop fail
>world’s most popular game further popularized by a recent shitty zoomer movie
This is not something to brag about

>>715895214
This, even Mirage sold well despite being a smaller game.

>>715893170 (OP)
>Top selling games first half of 2025
>1. EA Sports FC 25
>2. AC Shadows
>3. MINECRAFT
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GAMESSSSSSS I'M GOING INSANE

>>715893170 (OP)
>top games of the year so far
>EA sports
>Nogcreed shadows
>MINECRAFT
What the fuck, and retards come here and say that vidya isn't dying.

>>715893170 (OP)
what are the chances that people buy the game for 88,6% finish the prologue, only 58% finished chapter 1 and then falls below 20% for chapter 2?

>>715905828
why do you retards keep forcing culture war garbage onto the catalog, going so far as to evade filters so that people who don't want to see your garbage spam are forced to see it?

>>715893170 (OP)
It's fun soi far. It doesn't take itself seriously. Feels like a b-flick samurai movie. They should have marketed it like that instead of yaaas queen slay. Took me 10 hours before I even had the option to play as Yasuke.

>>715907151
>no just ignore culture war shit in media
>stop talking about it just let us push our agenda
>if you don’t like it ignore it even though it’s making something you like worse
You fags try so hard to act like you’re a neutral party but then do everything you can to ignore the fact that this is a reaction to retarded idpol propaganda in media. You failed, go cry with your fellow eunuch on shitcord. This isn’t your echo chamber.

>>715907287
>It's fun soi far
They just can’t help but slip like this.

>>715907151
Why did Ubishit feel the need to make a culture war game?

>>715907580
I saw it and thought eh I'll just leave it

>>715893170 (OP)
I don't believe this for a second. Even KCD2 outsold this slop.

>>715907679
>it’s not a slip I really am a soifag
This just gets better and better

>>715907053
>there are 14 chapters in this game and completion of fucking chapter 2 already falls below 20% completion on steam
>its at 26% on PSN trophies
What the actual fuck lmao. Thats the worst attachment rate to video game ive ever seen. Why are normgroids like this? Buying fully priced AAA bloat Ubislop to drop it after 8 max 11 hours so just when those games actually start. Then you have niggers like this >>715905305 who grind that slop for hundreds of hours.

>>715908071
it gets me you's

>>715907467
no one is stopping you from talking about it but the problem is that you try to force everyone to see your temper tantrums. the filter evasion outrage bait threads are the worst example of this. I have never bought a ubishit game but I will enjoy seeing you retards cope and seethe every time something like this happens >>715903239

Why would /pol/ make this thread?

>>715893170 (OP)
I'm very disappointed in you, eurofags..

>>715908126
>soicuck’s first cope fails
>tries to say it was bait next

so is retardera raiding or gcj?

>>715893170 (OP)
OH DAYUM!!! ubisoft's stock price must be right up! right??

>>715893170 (OP)
keep dreaming Ubishitter

>>715893170 (OP)
I brought it because I wanted to play as a real life samurai unlike Ghost of Yotei

>>715908768
Rite

>>715907053
>>715908108
The Act 1 is pretty long if you do any of the side content. Easily 20 hours. Also there's three chapters, no 14.

>>715897609
Its probably the same unreliable shit like that one guy who posts physical sales in the UK charts despite everyone under the sun knowing physical sales are massively down because it's fallen out of style

>>715902542
just second?
KWAB

>>715893170 (OP)
>japanese level
>hip-hop music starts playing

>>715893170 (OP)
Bestseller my ass. Did not see it top the Steam charts even once.

>>715908558
>youre forcing this on everyone by talking about it in a thread about it
>just ignore it, its bait even though I didn’t say anything about that before
>actually I do hate Ubisoft and think you shouldn’t waster your time even though I’m crying about you shitting on them
Do you ever think about the shit you say? Like really think about it? Because if you did and had the capability to comprehend it you would no that none of this adds up. You are here to shill and defend your culture war shit. If you weren’t you would take your own advice if it’s truly irrelevant and retarded,

I completely forgot it came out. Nobody is talking about it, neither negatively nor positively. Once in a while someone brings up troon bull from Veilguard or troon jogger from Concord, but Shadows got completely forgotten, it's almost impressive, given it took like billion eurodollars and 10000 jeets to make.

>>715908768
>UBISOFT STOCK IS GOING DOWN
>LOOK HOW LOW IT IS
>UBISOFT IS GOING DOWN ANY MOMENT NOW
Once again nothing fucking happening and Ubisoft still pumping out future AC games. How much longer do you want to wait untill your words actually matter.

>>715908907
That's Ghost of Yotei. AC has proge in some places, mostly cutscenes.

>>715908737
>soicuck has to post porn to try and nuke the thread
Mod thread bud, they won’t take it down for that.

>>715909062
>ignores that they sold 25% of the company to ten cent

>>715909183
Why would TC buy if the stock was worthless?

>>715893170 (OP)
Ubusoft's stock costs $2.16 US dollars.

>>715909062
It's still going down lel

>>715893170 (OP)
If it's doing so good why the fuck does the stock price is still dead underwater

>>715909365
Because stock runs on hype

>>715909183
Ok so any moment now Ubisoft will cancel the upcoming AC Black Flag remake right? Cut the bullshit cope you faggot. Tencent holds more weight in Fromsoftware games. Nothing fucking happens. Keep being an offended nigger

>>715908807
imagine being this guy
what is he thinking
he must have some level of self awareness to get upset at the camera guy

>>715909448
>the game was a massive success!
>b-b-b-but there is just no hype...

>>715909521
Why does no one talk about this game like people do with Skyrim?

6 million players btw

>>715909448
I don't care how well asscreed did, I just want a refund

>>715893170 (OP)
i stopped playing ass creed with origins
i genuinely dont care whether the series has flopped or is doing better than ever
i just want to know why /v/ cares so much? are you bitter fans or is this some weird agenda you feel you need to represent?

>>715909521
Investors don't play videogames. You're mixing up two very different crowds.

>>715909783
They are the same in the sense that no one played ass creed shadows. Which is why there is no hype.

>>715909692
/v/pol saw a nigger and the rest is history. Tale as old as time.

>>715898580
>>715898216
See this lesbian? HAHA We won.

>>715909857
Evidently millions did play it. But once again you think everyone runs in the same little bubble of yours, which is foolish to the extreme.

>>715909494
he probably believes he's brave & powerful

>>715893487
It's a gamepass game, that doesn't mean shit unless you want to claim Microsoft is bankrolling them.

>>715898216
You know, after looking at Yotei's main character, I'm starting to appreciate Naoe a bit more

>>715909872
>3 straight romance in the game and 1 lesbian

>>715909938
>millions played it!
>it was a massive success!
>b-b-b-but there is no hype...

>>715909494
It's sad that ugly men think they can stop being ugly if they become women.

I actually bought Shadows on the steam sale, still have to finish Expedition 33 before getting to it though.

>>715893170 (OP)
So how much did it sell?

>>715910275
Why would you do that, are you retarded?

>>715910301
I don't pay full price for AssCreed games and 25% off seemed like a good enough deal, so I took it.

>>715910063
But the lesbian romance is the pure one! Pure!

>>715894192
My favorite games don't try to literally rewrite history.

>>715895168
TODAY IN INDIE VERSUS INDAINS...

INDIE WON

>>715910480
>unironically believing a video game could rewrite history even if it actually tried to

>>715909013
I do occasionally come into these threads to shit on you crying retards - I said so as much in my post. but yes keep crying and treating everyone as your imaginary ideological enemy because they won't parrot your opinions. I'm sure you'll convince people to take your clown behavior seriously some day

>>715910480
How is it rewriting history if the entire franchise is based around an alternate fucking reality. The video game world isn't our world. How do you people fuck this up

>>715910702
>I do actually take part in the culture war!! but that's valid!!

>>715893170 (OP)
I kneel, Yasuke-dono...

>>715907151
>why do you retards keep forcing culture war garbage onto the catalog,
Like this thread?

>>715893170 (OP)
Can someone actually find the source for this?,because i cannot find it. The original article only states: "The special analysis is based on sales of video and PC games in the physical market for the following countries: Belgium, Germany, Denmark, Finland, France, Great Britain, Italy, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Austria, Switzerland, Sweden, Slovakia, Spain, Czech Republic and Hungary." But gives no source on where they got this.

>>715911554
The source is in the article, it's GFK
https://www.gfk-entertainment.com/news/5841-games-halbjahrescharts-2025-ea-sports-fc-25-europaweit-am-erfolgreichsten.html
https://www.gfk-entertainment.com/dokumente/Top_3_Games_Europe_HY0125.pdf

>>715910838
It's funny how easily you can get these retards to drop their "i'm just an impartial third party!" mask

>>715903239
How retarded do you have be to think that was anything other than a satire post by the mods?

>>715903239
mods = gods

>>715903239
mods = clods

>>715910838
unironically yes because I actually have cause (you retards have ruined a board I actively visit) while you're just here to push an agenda even if it ruins the board for others

>>715912668
>yes it's valid because I have an agenda!

>>715893170 (OP)
N-NOOOOO BUT... BUT LE STOCKS, LE PLAYERS ENGAGED INSTEAD OF SALES NUMBERS AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>715913420
Based

>>715913420
How are the stocks doing?

>>715913420
Kek, saved that pic

>>715909239
The IPs' aren't worthless in the hands of someone other than ubisoft

>Our game is doing great we have all the sales!
>goes out of business anyway

>>715903239
They think they can truly contain concentrated autism like fucking retards

THE STOCKS JIMMY, TELL ME ABOUT THE STOCKS

>>715914859
It's not looking good, ubishill.

>>715914992
YADAAA!! THAT CANT BE HONTOU! SASUKE SAMA SAID HIS GEMU WAS A KYODAI SUCCESSU IYAAAAA!!

>>715893170 (OP)
Grifters will never admit that they're wrong, or else their grift would fall apart.

>>715915415
Luckily, the stock price proves that we are right, and also that you're a niggerbrained retard who should probably kill himself.

>>715915415
Ubisoft will never tell you how "successfull" this game is or they will have to disclose that the game flopped.

>>715893241
635 trillions of copy sold, and not a single less

>>715912668
But seething chuds are not the ones who made this thread
Also can't you just shift-click bad threads anyway?

So about those stocks... are they good, or bad?

>>715913420
Nobody genuinely cares about ubisoft stocks or sales. No one here is a stakeholder. These faggots were just hoping for the end of Ubisoft and AC games. That failed. All of this is just coping.
>B-but ubisoft stock is 1 penny
>Ubisoft still coming out with more AC games and a Netflix series

>>715903239
JANITORS
JANITORS
BARELY EVEN HUMAN

>>715916467
No one owns stock because they are a failed company, and people don't invest in failed companies. You're niggerbabble won't change that.

>>715916752
>Tencent
You dumbasses literally cannot make up your mind if Tencent investing in ubisoft is goood or bad or not.

>>715916752
How are you so retarded to ignore everything I said.
>still making more ac content
>is a failed company
How does this make sense? Just admit you people are back at waiting for Ubisoft and AC to stop happening for another fucking decade.

>>715893170 (OP)
>Claimed to beat out one of the best-selling games of all time, minecraft, for games sold
>Still forced to sell IP out to Tencent to bail you out
This is pretty much just a /pol/ thread at this point. What next, twitter and reddit screencaps claiming the game owned the chuds?

>>715893170 (OP)
Lol
lmao

My favorite part of the game was when Yasuek said "that's what's up my Nobunigga" and gave Nobunaga the n word pass

>>715909938
>Evidently

So wheres the sale numbers?

>>715893170 (OP)
The screenshot literally says it isnt the best selling game, but the 2nd best selling.

>>715893170 (OP)
Do Europoors simply not buy games?
Shadows sales numbers are out already and it was underwhelming (2.4m or some shit)
And the third is fucking Minecraft that everyone and their mom already have on all of their devices?

>>715893170 (OP)
>nigger goes around japan killing japs
>they thought this would be a good idea