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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:04:56 PM No.715903705
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I just beat Void Kong at the Junction and am now on the beach layer, how much longer do I have? Am I correct in guessing that the Void Kong was the halfway mark?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:06:20 PM No.715903823
yeah just about
there is 17 layers
some of them very short so if you're like me and got really bored around there you can plow through them pretty fast
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:06:53 PM No.715903863
How can you be gay when the only way to have sex is through a literal shitpipe
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:07:44 PM No.715903928
That big sloppy tongue getting me bricked bros
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:07:52 PM No.715903943
>>715903863
It’s from a straight comic of him fucking Pauline I just found his face funny
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:08:53 PM No.715904026
>>715903823
Ty I hope some of the layers coming up are on the longer side though I’m loving this game
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:13:27 PM No.715904410
Is every boss following Void Kong also like him? The bosses before Void Kong were lame but Void Kong was fun and you had to watch out.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:15:03 PM No.715904535
>>715904410
no they're lame like before, even some repeats
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:15:11 PM No.715904551
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>red fingernails and petite form
i genuinely wish dk was railing a dude instead in this pic, you're fucking sick op
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:15:24 PM No.715904571
Does it get any more challenging? I’m still early but so far it’s too easy.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:16:16 PM No.715904649
>>715904535
Sad. Void even had one of my favorite tropes, the “spastic fit when I realize I’m losing” phase.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:16:17 PM No.715904650
>>715903705 (OP)
SAUCE
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:16:55 PM No.715904708
>>715904410
>>715904535
The bosses are my only real gripe with the game, holy shit they are all like 30 seconds long. I remember Pauline said “Poppy Kong really put up a fight” and I laughed my ass off because she died in like 30 seconds and didn’t even get to attack once
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:17:34 PM No.715904764
>>715904571
Gets a bit harder. You start taking more damage and some challenge levels are harder. After SL300, the bosses aren’t just two-cycles and are back to the Nintendo standard of three.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:19:36 PM No.715904915
>>715904708
Yeah they’re very weak. I started to just not use bananzas for them to make it a bit harder but it’s still easy so I’ll just go back to using them for the future bosses.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:24:16 PM No.715905264
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Pure ludo
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:25:43 PM No.715905374
How would you rank the Bananza forms based on usefulness? ||Kong has the best theme regardless||
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:28:12 PM No.715905575
>>715905374
Ostrich > Zebra > DK.
Ostrich lets you fly and you can literally skip the Zebra form with it at the junction so it’s hard not to put it on top. It’s not really a fun transformation, the other two are more entertaining, but the Ostrich is definitely the most useful so far.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:28:41 PM No.715905612
>>715904708
They need like 3x the health. The boss designs seem like they'd be fun if they actually had a chance to do attacks.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:29:59 PM No.715905704
>>715903705 (OP)
Pedo game
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:30:03 PM No.715905716
>>715903863
>See gorilla
>Think about anal sex
Anon...
Also wash you ass
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:31:51 PM No.715905859
>>715905612
The overgrown thorny rose and void kong were cool but the others just had pretty meh movesets anyway. Especially that boulder in the frozen layer, but that’s an example where you’re sorta right because he’s supposed to make a path that you run up with Zebra but you can just hit him before he ever forms it. Lame.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:32:29 PM No.715905907
>>715905374
Ostrich > Elephant > Kong > Snake > Zebra
The last two are basically situational gimmicks
Ostrich also has the best theme
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:56:49 PM No.715907816
>>715905907
Zebra is the most fun though you benchod
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:18:12 PM No.715909515
>>715903863
Why does your mind immediately shifts towards having sex with Donkey Kong? Nice self-report.