Thread 715904075 - /v/ [Archived: 154 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:09:26 PM No.715904075
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>the webm that killed the Switch 2
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:11:39 PM No.715904272
Everything you tried to slander Nintendo has failed miserably over the past 20 years
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:12:26 PM No.715904335
>>715904075 (OP)
Is this the best you can come up with? Lol
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:13:42 PM No.715904437
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/DvJkqGmuMurikPOEIrFIRw/
Usual Snoy melty of spamming the same fucking file over and over for a week before the shiny keys are dangled to the next tendie topic to seethe over
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:14:26 PM No.715904492
I thought it was meant to be more power than steam deck and series s..?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:15:11 PM No.715904550
This boss is actually really fun, you chase him through the layers and he isnโ€™t braindead like the bosses before him. Still donโ€™t like when they use an entire level for bosses though.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:15:35 PM No.715904593
>>715904272
>>715904335
>>715904437
>Nintendo is my friend
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:16:07 PM No.715904642
The poop wave slideshow always gets me kek
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:17:54 PM No.715904794
>>715904593
>OTHER COMPANY is my friend
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:19:07 PM No.715904884
>>715904075 (OP)
>>715904593
>>715904642
total snoyric meltdown.
Replies: >>715905102 >>715905190 >>715905901
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:22:05 PM No.715905102
>>715904794
>>715904884
>B-BUT LE SONY AT LEAST WE'RE NOT SONY
get new material
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:23:25 PM No.715905190
>>715905102
see >>715904884
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:28:14 PM No.715905580
>>715904642
The wave is moving fine, it's just getting affected by hitstop. You can see the "stutter" only happens when it collides with and destroys the terrain.
Yes, per-object hitstop is a thing in Bananza.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:31:16 PM No.715905817
>>715904075 (OP)
I don't acre about the framerate. Holy shit this game looks ugly. What happened to Nintendo? They used to be good art style.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:32:28 PM No.715905901
>>715905817
see >>715904884
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:37:42 PM No.715906321
>>715905901
Fuck off, you pathetic console warrior.
Replies: >>715906569
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:38:54 PM No.715906412
>>715904075 (OP)
fun > performance
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:39:25 PM No.715906450
Why does it run so poorly? Barely anything happens in the video and the graphics are dogshit.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:40:52 PM No.715906569
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>>715906321
>>715906450

see >>715905901
You lost, snoyric.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:42:13 PM No.715906683
>>715906450
It runs really well actually. It just has performance hitches during specific times. the game itself is fantastic and it doesn't detract from the experience at all. But, this is /v/ and /v/iggers don't play video games. They just collect unflattering webms and screenshots to add to their folder.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:48:19 PM No.715907148
>>715904075 (OP)
Mario odyssey is better
just play that
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:48:42 PM No.715907171
>>715907148
see >>715906569
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:50:49 PM No.715907334
>>715907171
cool reply
Odyssey still better
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:54:18 PM No.715907606
>>715904437
>Snoy
rent free tardie
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:55:45 PM No.715907721
wii u 2
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:56:27 PM No.715907787
bump
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:57:11 PM No.715907846
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>>715906569
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:57:54 PM No.715907896
>>715907334
>>715907606
>>715907721
>>715907787
>>715907846
total snoyric meltdown.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:58:37 PM No.715907954
>>715905102
kys raresnoy
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:00:25 PM No.715908102
>>715905817
It's a special boss battle at the 50% mark of the game.

It's the only time so far performance died on me and it's specifically these moving rings of terrain (since those are actual terrain features you interact with like in the regular game, not objects, warping terrain is MUCH more costly on a game engine than just moving an instance of an object)

The battle takes place on the big rock.. ship... thingie and the entire gimmick of the battle is the boss summoning in terrain features, more details for THAT arena would therefor be counter intuitive.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:04:40 PM No.715908447
>S-STOP CRITIZICING MY FAVOURITE TOY MAKER YOU DIRTY SNOYBOY
All consolefags should be hanged and quartered.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:06:42 PM No.715908624
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>>715908447
Mario's daughter could be announced soon, Eric.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:08:22 PM No.715908772
>>715904437
Three games.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:35:12 PM No.715910580
>>715904492
hey maybe it is you don't know that
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:36:42 PM No.715910682
>>715904075 (OP)
But why does it look ugly
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:43:01 PM No.715911101
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>>715904272
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:43:33 PM No.715911142
>>715904075 (OP)
FINALLY a John certified game! THANK YOU DOUBLE BUFFERED VSYNC
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:43:46 PM No.715911167
>>715904075 (OP)
Oof
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:07:15 PM No.715912880
>>715904075 (OP)
what am I supposed to be looking at here?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:20:33 PM No.715913830
>>715904075 (OP)
>10 fps expanding turd wall
What even is that supposed to be?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:27:10 PM No.715914321
>>715913830
see
>>715905580
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:29:18 PM No.715914472
>>715904593
>company is my enemy!
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:30:21 PM No.715914542
this pauline jr. stuff is very forced
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:31:29 PM No.715914621
dr bombay
dr bombay
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>I don't acre about the framerate
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:31:43 PM No.715914638
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Ignoring the scenic feces fountain and three polygon lava lake, why the double buffered vsync though? It doesn't support VRR?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:33:15 PM No.715914752
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>>715907606
>get's called out for posting the same fucking webm
>N-N-NUH UH
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFBT
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:43:20 PM No.715915445
>>715914752
why are tendies here such schizos?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:50:51 PM No.715915979
again, it's because nintendo keeps forcing doubled buffered vsync. if they just stopped doing that it would drop probably to 45-50 fps at the worst but because it's double buffered a single frame drop forces it to 30 then it shoots back to 60
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:01:09 AM No.715916682
>w-w-why are tendies here such schi
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:06:58 AM No.715917060
>>715914638
if I recall correctly VRR only in handheld mode because it doesnt work over USB which is the dock connection.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:10:31 AM No.715917284
Forg of honesty
Forg of honesty
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>>715904075 (OP)
What "killed the switch 2" is that they reserve the right to turn it into a useless fucking hunk of plastic glass and metal if you try to play a used game that you bought at a used game store or for literally any other reason that suits their neurotic fancy.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:10:34 AM No.715917287
The pop in is INSANE in this game. I recorded a clip of objects popping in and out in plain view just because of basic camera rotation. Can't believe DF didn't comment on it, it's so obvious all the time when playing.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:13:10 AM No.715917445
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luv me switch 2
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:14:25 AM No.715917528
>>715904075 (OP)
Deck will be running this at a smooth framerate in a year
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:17:16 AM No.715917720
>>715904075 (OP)
N64 background oh wow.

I'm embarrassed for IGN giving this a 10 out of 10.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:21:50 AM No.715918029
>>715906683
I legitimately can't tell if you're serious or if this is bait. There shouldn't be any performance issues, at least not during gameplay. Especially for this dogshit looking level.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:23:20 AM No.715918113
>>715917287
It would be more forgivable if the graphics were better but this game looks like shit anyways

You can count his fur textures
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:23:51 AM No.715918148
>>715904075 (OP)
>ohayo eehhh chocorateu wall desune

is this really what nintentoddlers play
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:24:07 AM No.715918171
>>715904075 (OP)
Canโ€™t believe this game still dips into the 20s and reviewers are shrugging it off lol
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:34:42 AM No.715918789
>"PS4 comparable" hardware in 2025
>Tendies go wild
Remember this is the company that tried selling cardboard "toys" for their console
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:49:19 AM No.715919731
>>715918029
you'll survive, vegan
Replies: >>715922120
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:49:26 AM No.715919742
>>715904075 (OP)
That's MP4 though?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:17:36 AM No.715921657
>>715918789
They're a lost cause
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:18:17 AM No.715921707
>>715921657
Eric, why did you bump your own thread?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:20:19 AM No.715921890
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tendies and snoys have so much in common
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:21:22 AM No.715921976
>>715915445
>>715907606
>tendies
>tardies
they're obsessed psychos
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:23:23 AM No.715922120
>>715919731
you won't, cannibal
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:27:41 AM No.715922447
>>715904075 (OP)
is this game shitch2 exclusive?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:28:53 AM No.715922542
>>715904075 (OP)
>muh fps
A number that does not matter
Replies: >>715922613
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:29:51 AM No.715922613
sonyfagsfps
sonyfagsfps
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>>715922542
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:34:39 AM No.715922965
>>715921890
Looks worse, less technically impressive, runs worse and it's not fun to play. What a great comparison.
Replies: >>715923020
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:35:37 AM No.715923020
>>715922965
>Looks worse, less technically impressive, runs worse and it's not fun to play.
Sounds like any tendieslosh
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:40:19 AM No.715923339
>>715904075 (OP)
Erm this is just what a 10/10 looks like in 2025, ok????
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:42:41 AM No.715923516
>>715922613
>cant hear you faggots with your cock in my mouth
what did he mean by this