How do you like your male fanservice, /v/?

The Thong!?!?

that game is so fucking boring. All they do is jump spam pew pew jump pew pew ult pew pew jump jump pew pew pew ult jump pew jump pew jump pew pew pew ult jump jump pew pew pew pew pew pew pew ult

Yes I am posting in a steamie deckerphile thread and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>715905608 (OP)
I'm bricked up frfr no cap

>>715905801
soo like every other hero shooter? Thats liked playing Resident Evil and complaining you just run from zombies all the time.

>>715906140
Ben.....................................

>>715905608 (OP)
gays are worse than any other type of fetish poster

How can you be gay when the only way to have sex is through a literal shitpipe

>>715905608 (OP)
It's fine so long as the girls are sexy and in bikinis.

>>715907185
Flush your ass with water, monkey

>>715905608 (OP)
does he still have his junk and are his dick and balls stony too please respond this is important

>>715907092
>t. footfag

>>715907185
>what is a mouth
>what is tits
>what is ass cheeks
>etc.
anon is retarded

>>715907410
monkeypox prep takers are disgusting

>>715905608 (OP)
Does this guy even have a dick he can use?

>>715905608 (OP)
how do you think things junk works? Does he still get a boner (rocker)? Dos he still have a floppy penis and testicles, or is it all internal in like a leathery rocky pouch?

>>715907607
Yes.

>>715907768
>>715907763
well fuck question answered

>>715907763
Here's a loose diagram of his anatomy. Make of it what you will.

>>715907857
... >>715907768
how?!

>>715908087
Ben's not a living rock. He's still got working organs it's just his skin became rock-like plates all throughout his body thanks to cosmic radiation. I don't know the logistics behind it and how he manages to deliver pleasure to a partner. Since his entire skin is made of that rock material. It's comics, don't think too deep into it.

semi unrelated but whatever:

>bi fag all my life, never had much luck with girls
>say fuck it, ill just immerse myself in the porn and use it as inspiration to improve my health and fitness, while enjoying the kinky stuff
>go back to interacting with women again
>getting hard-ons 24/7 and somehow the faggotry influence makes the flirting more enjoyable with the opposite sex
>suddenly realise im actually able to hold convos with women and notice they're also flirting back with me too, even in subtle ways


what the fuck did you guys do to me

>>715907768
Lucky gal, giwtwm. I love how is Ben depicted sleeping like that, all loose and wide like a lazy dude, but still hugging closer his small mate. Pure raw masculinity.

Makes me wanna read all of FF just for him, but I have no idea if I ought just read all since beginning, archaic stuff as start point or just kickstart in a recommended contemporary issue.

>>715908504
I'm so confused.

>>715908745
dw bro, you'll get there someday

>>715908804
I'm bi but I never got with anyone in my life. At this rate I'm not sure if I want to. With how the dating scene is, general prejudice towards bisexuals, and the growing rate of stds.

>>715908941
its a weird balancing act. its very strange how it works. it makes no sense, but the way it works is that you have to be seeing the masculine side of the women you are into, and they have to see that you are confident in your own femininity. how the porn works is that you use that horny energy as a means to reassure those women in this weird homo-erotic side, and you have to be genuine about it, like a strange bara-guardian sort of deal you know?
cant say ive had any sex with men though so maybe that helps but god damm some of the larger ones can look fine. i just see them as people to look up to and acknowledge that their lives are hard

>>715908738
>I have no idea if I ought just read all since beginning, archaic stuff as start point or just kickstart in a recommended contemporary issue.
It's very tricky. I'm far from an avid reader of comic books myself. But with how they're issued there are many different runs by several authors. They all have their ups and downs. I'd say read the 2022 run by Ryan North. It's made for new readers in mind. If you're interested in going back further, then it's up to you.

>>715905608 (OP)
barefoot barefoot and barefoot

>>715908087
He is Rock Hard

>coomer freaks finally realize that le fan service isn't based and trad and anti-woke and anti-degeneracy
Kek.

>>715909460
Huh, that's an...interesting way of looking at it I suppose. Don't mean to throw shade, at least you know what you're doing and being a good and safe partner, I hope. I just don't think I'm ready for dating.
>cant say ive had any sex with men though so maybe that helps but god damm some of the larger ones can look fine. i just see them as people to look up to and acknowledge that their lives are hard
Well should you ever get with a man, be wary especially of HIV. I hate to sound like a conservative nut. But men and women, though particularly men who are DL. I've heard horror stories about how careless they can be or simply downright malicious. Point aside interesting to hear from your perspective. Be safe out there.

>>715907252
Sensible.

>>715907358
>>715907768

>>715910342
yeah, its a strange sort of thing. conventional attraction only goes so far and so does the idea of binary definitions of sexuality netflix is dogshit for that sort of stuff just a warning. actually twists a lot of those truths, when most of the time its just college retards mixing ptsd with sexuality, and knowing exactly what theyre trying to do is important, especially with cast-typing. if you're worried about dating, thats perfectly fair. sometimes dating apps are not worth it, and you have to stick to what you believe in order to stand out, even if its for small things. but its mostly about being comfortable with who you are and taking the next step about who you want to 'be', even if it makes no sense. it is possible, but it takes work, and a lot of faith, in whatever is out there, but mostly yourself.
ive heard some of those stories. makes perfect sense why things have gotten bad out there when that kind of shit is happening, especially with spiteful retards going out there twisting that balance for the sake of hurting people for vengeance, but they're just as lied to about all of this as well.

will do man, stay safe.

>tfw no ninja bf

Should've got pic related for Namor's Phoenix Skin.

>>715905608 (OP)
>>715905770
>>715907768
>fanservice
>with the thing
its canon that the things cock and balls are disgusting to look at

>>715913092
According to whom? Johnny?

>>715913092
Obviously. He's jewish

>>715916261
Once you go Norse, your throat becomes hoarse.

>>715916391
Supposedly, that reader was actually a man.

>>715910593
>White speedo makes Loki's bulge significantly bigger
What did chinks meant by this?

>>715916538
The nerd to tranny pipeline is all too real

>>715916947
Not trans. Just a man who wrote to Marvel under the guise of a female reader. I suppose editorial wouldn't have acknowledge that fan mail if they knew it came from a man at that time.

>>715917087
>.t

>>715917751
>ballsack clipping through his pants
they knew what they were doing.

here's the thing >>715905608 (OP)

>>715918567
this retarded joke makes me laugh like a dumbass every time

>>715905608 (OP)
Twinks and femboys.

>>715918708
...get the rope.

>>715908462
> I don't know the logistics behind it and how he manages to deliver pleasure to a partner.
Probably through the use of heavy issue condoms.

>>715905608 (OP)
hunks

taskmaster when

News check, chuds. The Thing is gay now and so is Richard. Also, the silver surfer is a foid.

>>715920953
The only source for this is a single post on Facebook made by a literal meme page,

>>715907584
>HECKING MONKEY POX
sub iq80 believes everything he reads on 4chan

>>715911808
I want to lick his chest

>>715921483
yeah that's why everyone on sniffies says they have the vax for it huh

I accept I'm bi and I might be fully gay, but gays are such disease ridden sluts that I don't think I can ever trust a man enough to have sex with him.

>>715912732
I would've preferred they made him less brown instead of even more brown.

What are ya looking at anon?

>>715922238
Here's The Other Thing.

I have coomslop fatigue.

>>715905770
jej

>>715922084

The thing is I'm not really into marvelslop

>>715923406
You're one of them

It's amazing how it's proven time and time again that faggots are all narcissists.

>>715920765
sauce please

>>715924020
He didn't ask tho

>>715905608 (OP)
Riot should take notes. Twitch's skin was awful too

>>715925447
https://x.com/dendryte_axxon/status/1941161368809615668

>>715926765
bless you good sir

>>715908087
That's literally the only reason they made him jewish. I'm not kidding.

Ben couldn't fuck if he still had foreskin.

>>715926943
Source

XianyuSamuel
They deleted their x, but you can find them elsewhere.

>>715927513
nvm found it theres no lower half of the image

>>715905608 (OP)
same as my female fanservers: shameless