Thread 715908636

Bring her back, you cowards. She quite literally did nothing wrong.

She destroyed the tree, anon
you cant do that

>>715908636 (OP)
She'll be back.

>>715908709
She didn't. That was just a soulless corpse.

How addicted to porn does someone have to be to like suc a shitty boring two dimensional character?

Not until they cuck the only good characters left; Turalyon, Lorthemar and Arator

>>715909575
Is Turalyon still a good character? Has he gotten to do anything yet after legion?

>>715909660

After the horrible femoid writer of Anduin decided to make him all girly and copying Elsa from Frozen and had him run away abandoning his duties, Turalyon is current High King of the Alliance

Sadly seething Horde players were PRAYING he would turn evil, attack the horde and have the horde kill him as revenge to horde losing their warchiefs, but nothing happened and instead Turalyon is just chilling in the Stormwind throne.

>>715908636 (OP)
agreed

>>715910515
worse than ai slop

>Sylvanas joins the Jailer because he fed her a sob story about how grossly unfair the afterlife is, about how it splits up families, friends and lovers to match some autistic soulless robot's definition of what your perfect place in eternity should be
>Sylvanas resists the Jailer at the end of Sanctum of Domination because he's not really going to make the afterlife fair he just wants to turn all reality into the Maw so he can rule over everything and torture all things forever
>Sylvanas gets given the Good Part of her soul back and it's revealed that every bad thing she did since Frostmourne slew her was Evil Sylvanas, Good Sylvanas was stuck in a soul shard and forced to watch Evil Sylvanas be Evil
And yet Evil Sylvanas was still motivated by Good Intentions to help the Jailer fix a broken system and defied him when he turned out to be Really Evil After All.

>bonus round: despite the exact same thing happening to Arthas, the final remnant of his soul gets told to fuck off and die forever by Sylvanas, Jaina and Uther who are just glad he's gone for good now

>>715910515
Why the FUCK did they give her human eyes when every single other elf has glowing eyes, including her evil form?

blizz is marketing hard lately, who still cares about blizzard anymore?

>Sylvanas has this bullshit redemption crap
>Arthas gets his soul deleted with some dismissive "why did you ever like him, chud?" line
Hate modern blizzard with all of my being.

>>715908636 (OP)
she was my favorite character in Warcraft
but they managed to ruin EVERY single good character
if anyone plays or supports blizzard past 2010 they are a MASSIVE FAGGOT and deserves to have their money stolen

>>715912029
remember the writers considered culling stratholme to be equivalent to killing everyone with covid

>>715912029
YOU. DONT. HATE. THEM. ENOUGH

We were robbed

>>715911514
inconsistencies in the art department
it's been that way forever iirc, even TBC art couldn't decide if blood elves have black pupils or not

>>715911909
Microsoft does, they need to get their money's worth.

>>715908636 (OP)
Generals belong on >>>/vg/

>>715908636 (OP)
Her simplord got shitcanned.

just let me visit caverns of time and kidnap her for my new house

EVERY SINGLE EXPANSION HAS A WINDRUNNER IN IT

>>715914018
and any white male human deserves a windrunner gf

>>715914421
Do elves shave their pubes?

>>715915275
God I hope not.

>>715915275
High elves for sure
Blood elves? maybe
Night elves never fucking ever

Void elves and Highborn are probably a mixed bag

>>715910670
ai slop is actually ok for coomer standards

>>715909116
I hate nu-Blizzard.

>>715915990
got more?

>>715911354
Did they ever resolve the shadowlands being huge load of horseshit?
>Die
>Get sorted into a pointless day job until you double die a few hundred years later, your soul is then used to power a toaster or something

>>715916151
I don't.

What race should I roll for my Shaman? Slutty Red Female Draenei or big buff Male Orc?

>>715916458
You make a new Arbiter who promises to be less of an autistic cunt robot about who gets put where but the overall system remains the same

>>715915275
Do high elves even have pubes? Male elves barely have beards, they seem like a particularly hairless species

She must be up there in suffering endured along with Guts and SH protagonist

>>715908636 (OP)
Aint the void bitch living still? She just filled with void magic

>>715917852
did they ever explain why that retarded afterlife system exists?

>>715919470
Sylvanas got written out in Shadowlands
Alleria is here to stay for the next two expansions if she doesn't die in Midnight
Vereesa hasn't been relevant in a long time

>>715919617
Because the universe was created by The First Ones and they decided how all the various realms of reality should work. They decided the afterlife should be split into five major afterlives and infinite smaller ones. They also apparently knew ahead of time it was all going to go horribly wrong and put contingencies in place to make sure mortals could fix it when it did.

Why they decided it had to work quite like that? We'll never know.

Why do they make such a big deal of her? She was just a named goober that tried to hold off Arthas.

>>715915990
It made it look like shes wearing a tight suit of her own skin.

>>715919025
The model revamp did make a point of giving the men body hair, and the elves have none.
My theory is Night Elves do grow pubes, since they're closer to nature and the males are depicted with big beard sometimes. High Elves and their spin-offs just get a bit of wispy fuzz.

>>715921157
It made it look like she's on the hunt for big shota cock.

>>715920118
>They decided the afterlife should be split into five major afterlives
>die in wow
>welcome to the afterlife, traveler
>behold its mysteries, one of four 1 square km themed zones
>why, you could be blue, creepy, furry, or a vampire!
urge to kill rising

>>715921157
That kinda adds to the gross undead nature. No one considers how disgusting she'd be as a corpse just because she's hot on the surface.

>>715921402
There are other afterlives, they just chose not to show any of them and only mentioned two or three.

>>715922059
The use of they/them made this already bad writing even worse to read.

>>715920118
>We'll never know.
We will when the First Ones return. That was what probably what the Jailer was warning us about when he died.

>>715908636 (OP)
Crazy how often they change the artstyle for ingame cinematically, they actually look worse than ever now (I’m not even talking about the Arathi one)

>>715909660
His wife keeps telling him to sit on the sidelines so that she can handle xalatath on her own, even though they fought together for years

>>715922943
He meant the Void. The Void has been the one thing they've constantly built up to in nearly every expansion since TBC. They're still building up to it with the next patch in TWW and the next expansion.

>>715923119
The in game cinematics are one of the worst things to happen to warcraft's artstyle. As if Blizzard couldn't afford to do CG videos.

>>715921978
Nah it's just AI being retarded, not recognizing her grayish purple skin as skin, but instead as a grayish purple skintight suit.

>>715925503
Yeah, I know. But I feel like it inadvertently adds a reminder that she's a disgusting moving corpse. Her skin would be unnatural and leathery.

>>715908709
>Saurfang was the one who initially pitched the idea to send a mass wave of assassins and rogues into Ashenvale and slaughter every Alliance member they found en route to the tree with ultimate goal of murdering Tyrande, Malfurion, or both
>Muh Honors his way out of a duel
>This makes Sylvannas plan B the tree
>Orc suddenly takes issue
He's ALMOST as dog shit as Nathanos

>>715920118
Honestly I kind of liked the whole elune separating light and shadow vague genesis shit more

I want to impregnate Sylvanas

>>715925815
Elune is now the Life Realm counterpart of Ardenweald's Winter Queen. They're sisters. And since Winter Queen is a robot made by a celestial 3D Printer it means Elune almost certainly is as well.

>>715909116
What am I looking at?
Did they seriously revive both of them?

>>715927016
dead/ghost/angel Uthur went into Sylvanas' mind, when she wouldn't wake up after she got her soul back, to give her cheap psychiatric counselling

>>715927016
Sylvanas is a good girl now and Bluther is a Spirit Healer

Dreadlords being sent from the Shadowlands to gaslight Sargeras into serving the Jailor is one of the dumbest retcons ever.

>>715927628
>Last Arthas scene
>its a sylvanas monologue excuse
>Uther and Jaina get to say fuck all

>>715925705
I never understood why Sauefang BSoDs when he almost kills Malfurion? Did he think Malfurion and Sylvanas agreed to a niggerorc honorable duel? Fuck no! Malfurion has the power of nature on his side and you can bet your ass he wasn’t gonna pull any punches against Sylvanas

>>715928120
>Last Arthas scene
Arthas is still sitting on the frozen throne waiting for everyone at blizzard to die and someone else to make WC4

>>715908709
Why did the tauren go along with this?

>>715908636 (OP)
No

>>715928315
huh I can hear this image

>>715911514
Sylvanas was human once, but Arthas turned her into a gray elf.

So... who's the big bad in the WoW universe now the multiverse demon horde legion is defeated?

>>715930167
Uh... some random big bad the jailor only mentioned as "what is to come"

>>715908636 (OP)
Whore

>>715915990
this one is better

>>715910515
>Human eyes
>High cheek bones but inward cheeks
Which tranny in blizzard is this modeled after?

>>715925621
>>715925503
>bloated with corpse gas
disgusting

>>715908636 (OP)
Why aren't her eyes glowing?

>>715908636 (OP)
Soon, when Anduin is finally done with his self-pity arc, he's gonna look for her in the maw.