Thread 715908636 - /v/ [Archived: 150 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:06:49 PM No.715908636
Living_Sylvanas
Living_Sylvanas
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Bring her back, you cowards. She quite literally did nothing wrong.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:07:41 PM No.715908709
Beaver willow
Beaver willow
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She destroyed the tree, anon
you cant do that
Replies: >>715909116 >>715925705 >>715928321
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:08:56 PM No.715908823
>>715908636 (OP)
She'll be back.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:12:39 PM No.715909116
1045150
1045150
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>>715908709
She didn't. That was just a soulless corpse.
Replies: >>715916151 >>715927016
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:12:58 PM No.715909143
How addicted to porn does someone have to be to like suc a shitty boring two dimensional character?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:18:57 PM No.715909575
Not until they cuck the only good characters left; Turalyon, Lorthemar and Arator
Replies: >>715909660
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:20:11 PM No.715909660
>>715909575
Is Turalyon still a good character? Has he gotten to do anything yet after legion?
Replies: >>715910203 >>715923275
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:28:33 PM No.715910203
>>715909660

After the horrible femoid writer of Anduin decided to make him all girly and copying Elsa from Frozen and had him run away abandoning his duties, Turalyon is current High King of the Alliance

Sadly seething Horde players were PRAYING he would turn evil, attack the horde and have the horde kill him as revenge to horde losing their warchiefs, but nothing happened and instead Turalyon is just chilling in the Stormwind throne.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:33:58 PM No.715910515
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>>715908636 (OP)
agreed
Replies: >>715910670 >>715911514 >>715931149
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:36:31 PM No.715910670
>>715910515
worse than ai slop
Replies: >>715915990
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:46:23 PM No.715911354
>Sylvanas joins the Jailer because he fed her a sob story about how grossly unfair the afterlife is, about how it splits up families, friends and lovers to match some autistic soulless robot's definition of what your perfect place in eternity should be
>Sylvanas resists the Jailer at the end of Sanctum of Domination because he's not really going to make the afterlife fair he just wants to turn all reality into the Maw so he can rule over everything and torture all things forever
>Sylvanas gets given the Good Part of her soul back and it's revealed that every bad thing she did since Frostmourne slew her was Evil Sylvanas, Good Sylvanas was stuck in a soul shard and forced to watch Evil Sylvanas be Evil
And yet Evil Sylvanas was still motivated by Good Intentions to help the Jailer fix a broken system and defied him when he turned out to be Really Evil After All.

>bonus round: despite the exact same thing happening to Arthas, the final remnant of his soul gets told to fuck off and die forever by Sylvanas, Jaina and Uther who are just glad he's gone for good now
Replies: >>715912209 >>715916458
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:48:36 PM No.715911514
>>715910515
Why the FUCK did they give her human eyes when every single other elf has glowing eyes, including her evil form?
Replies: >>715912462 >>715928943
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:53:45 PM No.715911909
IMG_9241
IMG_9241
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blizz is marketing hard lately, who still cares about blizzard anymore?
Replies: >>715913385
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:55:34 PM No.715912029
>Sylvanas has this bullshit redemption crap
>Arthas gets his soul deleted with some dismissive "why did you ever like him, chud?" line
Hate modern blizzard with all of my being.
Replies: >>715912316 >>715912363
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:58:06 PM No.715912209
44
44
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>>715911354
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:58:10 PM No.715912214
>>715908636 (OP)
she was my favorite character in Warcraft
but they managed to ruin EVERY single good character
if anyone plays or supports blizzard past 2010 they are a MASSIVE FAGGOT and deserves to have their money stolen
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:59:32 PM No.715912316
>>715912029
remember the writers considered culling stratholme to be equivalent to killing everyone with covid
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:00:15 PM No.715912363
>>715912029
YOU. DONT. HATE. THEM. ENOUGH
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:00:57 PM No.715912429
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We were robbed
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:01:27 PM No.715912462
angry Sylvie
angry Sylvie
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>>715911514
inconsistencies in the art department
it's been that way forever iirc, even TBC art couldn't decide if blood elves have black pupils or not
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:14:31 PM No.715913385
>>715911909
Microsoft does, they need to get their money's worth.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:15:21 PM No.715913453
>>715908636 (OP)
Generals belong on >>>/vg/
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:15:40 PM No.715913474
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1725665592638601
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>>715908636 (OP)
Her simplord got shitcanned.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:20:19 PM No.715913807
just let me visit caverns of time and kidnap her for my new house
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:22:59 PM No.715914018
EVERY SINGLE EXPANSION HAS A WINDRUNNER IN IT
Replies: >>715914421
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:28:39 PM No.715914421
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>>715914018
and any white male human deserves a windrunner gf
Replies: >>715915275
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:41:01 PM No.715915275
>>715914421
Do elves shave their pubes?
Replies: >>715915574 >>715915706 >>715919025
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:45:10 PM No.715915574
>>715915275
God I hope not.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:47:00 PM No.715915706
>>715915275
High elves for sure
Blood elves? maybe
Night elves never fucking ever

Void elves and Highborn are probably a mixed bag
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:51:01 PM No.715915990
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>>715910670
ai slop is actually ok for coomer standards
Replies: >>715916337 >>715921157 >>715930935
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:53:26 PM No.715916151
>>715909116
I hate nu-Blizzard.
Replies: >>715916484
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:56:23 PM No.715916337
>>715915990
got more?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:58:01 PM No.715916458
>>715911354
Did they ever resolve the shadowlands being huge load of horseshit?
>Die
>Get sorted into a pointless day job until you double die a few hundred years later, your soul is then used to power a toaster or something
Replies: >>715917852
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:58:16 PM No.715916484
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Warcraft_III_Reforged_-_Female_demon_hunter_concept_art
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>>715916151
I don't.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:04:25 AM No.715916883
What race should I roll for my Shaman? Slutty Red Female Draenei or big buff Male Orc?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:19:21 AM No.715917852
>>715916458
You make a new Arbiter who promises to be less of an autistic cunt robot about who gets put where but the overall system remains the same
Replies: >>715919617
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:38:22 AM No.715919025
>>715915275
Do high elves even have pubes? Male elves barely have beards, they seem like a particularly hairless species
Replies: >>715921186
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:41:07 AM No.715919214
She must be up there in suffering endured along with Guts and SH protagonist
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:45:04 AM No.715919470
>>715908636 (OP)
Aint the void bitch living still? She just filled with void magic
Replies: >>715919659
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:47:24 AM No.715919617
>>715917852
did they ever explain why that retarded afterlife system exists?
Replies: >>715920118
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:48:09 AM No.715919659
>>715919470
Sylvanas got written out in Shadowlands
Alleria is here to stay for the next two expansions if she doesn't die in Midnight
Vereesa hasn't been relevant in a long time
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:55:01 AM No.715920118
WoW_Chronicle_Magic
WoW_Chronicle_Magic
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>>715919617
Because the universe was created by The First Ones and they decided how all the various realms of reality should work. They decided the afterlife should be split into five major afterlives and infinite smaller ones. They also apparently knew ahead of time it was all going to go horribly wrong and put contingencies in place to make sure mortals could fix it when it did.

Why they decided it had to work quite like that? We'll never know.
Replies: >>715921402 >>715922943 >>715925815
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:04:44 AM No.715920757
Why do they make such a big deal of her? She was just a named goober that tried to hold off Arthas.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:10:38 AM No.715921157
>>715915990
It made it look like shes wearing a tight suit of her own skin.
Replies: >>715921212 >>715921978
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:11:08 AM No.715921186
>>715919025
The model revamp did make a point of giving the men body hair, and the elves have none.
My theory is Night Elves do grow pubes, since they're closer to nature and the males are depicted with big beard sometimes. High Elves and their spin-offs just get a bit of wispy fuzz.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:11:33 AM No.715921212
>>715921157
It made it look like she's on the hunt for big shota cock.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:14:10 AM No.715921402
>>715920118
>They decided the afterlife should be split into five major afterlives
>die in wow
>welcome to the afterlife, traveler
>behold its mysteries, one of four 1 square km themed zones
>why, you could be blue, creepy, furry, or a vampire!
urge to kill rising
Replies: >>715922059
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:21:23 AM No.715921978
>>715921157
That kinda adds to the gross undead nature. No one considers how disgusting she'd be as a corpse just because she's hot on the surface.
Replies: >>715925503
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:22:41 AM No.715922059
craftenium
craftenium
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>>715921402
There are other afterlives, they just chose not to show any of them and only mentioned two or three.
Replies: >>715922375
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:26:42 AM No.715922375
>>715922059
The use of they/them made this already bad writing even worse to read.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:34:24 AM No.715922943
>>715920118
>We'll never know.
We will when the First Ones return. That was what probably what the Jailer was warning us about when he died.
Replies: >>715923581
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:37:05 AM No.715923119
>>715908636 (OP)
Crazy how often they change the artstyle for ingame cinematically, they actually look worse than ever now (I’m not even talking about the Arathi one)
Replies: >>715924307
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:39:24 AM No.715923275
>>715909660
His wife keeps telling him to sit on the sidelines so that she can handle xalatath on her own, even though they fought together for years
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:43:38 AM No.715923581
>>715922943
He meant the Void. The Void has been the one thing they've constantly built up to in nearly every expansion since TBC. They're still building up to it with the next patch in TWW and the next expansion.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:54:03 AM No.715924307
>>715923119
The in game cinematics are one of the worst things to happen to warcraft's artstyle. As if Blizzard couldn't afford to do CG videos.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:12:35 AM No.715925503
>>715921978
Nah it's just AI being retarded, not recognizing her grayish purple skin as skin, but instead as a grayish purple skintight suit.
Replies: >>715925621 >>715931340
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:14:28 AM No.715925621
>>715925503
Yeah, I know. But I feel like it inadvertently adds a reminder that she's a disgusting moving corpse. Her skin would be unnatural and leathery.
Replies: >>715931340
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:15:58 AM No.715925705
>>715908709
>Saurfang was the one who initially pitched the idea to send a mass wave of assassins and rogues into Ashenvale and slaughter every Alliance member they found en route to the tree with ultimate goal of murdering Tyrande, Malfurion, or both
>Muh Honors his way out of a duel
>This makes Sylvannas plan B the tree
>Orc suddenly takes issue
He's ALMOST as dog shit as Nathanos
Replies: >>715928209
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:17:34 AM No.715925815
>>715920118
Honestly I kind of liked the whole elune separating light and shadow vague genesis shit more
Replies: >>715926563
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:18:44 AM No.715925901
I want to impregnate Sylvanas
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:29:02 AM No.715926563
>>715925815
Elune is now the Life Realm counterpart of Ardenweald's Winter Queen. They're sisters. And since Winter Queen is a robot made by a celestial 3D Printer it means Elune almost certainly is as well.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:36:20 AM No.715927016
>>715909116
What am I looking at?
Did they seriously revive both of them?
Replies: >>715927440 >>715927628
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:42:43 AM No.715927440
>>715927016
dead/ghost/angel Uthur went into Sylvanas' mind, when she wouldn't wake up after she got her soul back, to give her cheap psychiatric counselling
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:45:27 AM No.715927628
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>>715927016
Sylvanas is a good girl now and Bluther is a Spirit Healer
Replies: >>715928120
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:53:29 AM No.715928110
MalGanis
MalGanis
md5: f57b7be60318e588f63cea2d2c657419🔍
Dreadlords being sent from the Shadowlands to gaslight Sargeras into serving the Jailor is one of the dumbest retcons ever.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:53:35 AM No.715928120
>>715927628
>Last Arthas scene
>its a sylvanas monologue excuse
>Uther and Jaina get to say fuck all
Replies: >>715928315
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:55:08 AM No.715928209
>>715925705
I never understood why Sauefang BSoDs when he almost kills Malfurion? Did he think Malfurion and Sylvanas agreed to a niggerorc honorable duel? Fuck no! Malfurion has the power of nature on his side and you can bet your ass he wasn’t gonna pull any punches against Sylvanas
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:56:46 AM No.715928315
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>>715928120
>Last Arthas scene
Arthas is still sitting on the frozen throne waiting for everyone at blizzard to die and someone else to make WC4
Replies: >>715928525
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:56:48 AM No.715928321
>>715908709
Why did the tauren go along with this?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:58:04 AM No.715928403
>>715908636 (OP)
No
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:59:59 AM No.715928525
>>715928315
huh I can hear this image
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:06:53 AM No.715928943
>>715911514
Sylvanas was human once, but Arthas turned her into a gray elf.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:28:33 AM No.715930167
So... who's the big bad in the WoW universe now the multiverse demon horde legion is defeated?
Replies: >>715930781
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:38:11 AM No.715930781
>>715930167
Uh... some random big bad the jailor only mentioned as "what is to come"
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:38:25 AM No.715930801
>>715908636 (OP)
Whore
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:40:44 AM No.715930935
>>715915990
this one is better
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:43:50 AM No.715931149
>>715910515
>Human eyes
>High cheek bones but inward cheeks
Which tranny in blizzard is this modeled after?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:47:04 AM No.715931340
>>715925621
>>715925503
>bloated with corpse gas
disgusting
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:52:25 AM No.715931675
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>>715908636 (OP)
Why aren't her eyes glowing?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:55:35 AM No.715931856
>>715908636 (OP)
Soon, when Anduin is finally done with his self-pity arc, he's gonna look for her in the maw.