Thread 715908767

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Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:08:20 PM No.715908767 [Report] >>715908903 >>715908995 >>715909763

>"DK Bananza ruined the Mario continuity!"
Meanwhile, this game basically confirms the Mario bros to be orphans from a stork

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:09:42 PM No.715908882 [Report] >>715908993

>orphans
The stork brings them to theri parents at the end.

And then Yoshi's New Island ruins THAT.

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:09:52 PM No.715908898 [Report]

New Island makes it worse because it rewrote the ending so that the stork delivered them to the wrong house.

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:09:57 PM No.715908903 [Report]

>>715908767 (OP)
All will be explained in the DK Bananza sequel, Stork Saga

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:11:06 PM No.715908993 [Report] >>715909221

>>715908882
Why would the stork need to do that if the babies came from their mother?

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:11:07 PM No.715908995 [Report] >>715909107 >>715909427 >>715912058

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>>715908767 (OP)
What happened to their third brother?

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:12:36 PM No.715909107 [Report] >>715909332

>>715908995
Wariobros...

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:14:06 PM No.715909221 [Report] >>715909705

>>715908993
The folklore of storks carrying babies exists to avoid having to explain to little kids how babies are actually born. Yoshi's Island implies that's how it works in the Mario universe.

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:14:53 PM No.715909269 [Report]

Why did no game ever bring back special Yoshi colour abilities?

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:15:42 PM No.715909332 [Report] >>715918624

>>715909107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyidBes3WI0

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:16:44 PM No.715909407 [Report] >>715911920 >>715915687

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Grown ass men taking Mario stories seriously and trying to make everything "canon"

>Suggestion: Kill All Anime

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:17:04 PM No.715909427 [Report]

>>715908995
:(

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:20:53 PM No.715909705 [Report] >>715911689

>>715909221
But then, it wouldn't actually be their child. It'll be some random ass baby that some bird brought in and made you take care of it.

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:21:35 PM No.715909763 [Report] >>715909989 >>715910187

>>715908767 (OP)
>DK Bonanza didn't ruin the continuity
>Because the Mario Bros were once babies
Dumbfuck.

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:25:09 PM No.715909989 [Report] >>715910187

>>715909763
>DK Bonanza ruin the continuity
>Because Pauline was once a teen
Dumbfuck

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:28:19 PM No.715910187 [Report]

>>715909763
>>715909989
Girlies it's spelled Bananza, a play on bonanza + banana

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:37:23 PM No.715910734 [Report] >>715911861 >>715912093

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lorebros..

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:50:49 PM No.715911689 [Report] >>715911819 >>715912096

>>715909705
Amazon brought me a Switch 2.
Its my Switch 2

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:52:29 PM No.715911819 [Report]

>>715911689
My wife brought me her son. He's my son.

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:53:03 PM No.715911861 [Report] >>715913391 >>715915513

>>715910734
mario is a cuck?
D:
say it ain't so

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:53:54 PM No.715911920 [Report]

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>>715909407
>Grown ass men taking Mario stories seriously and trying to make everything "canon"
Based. Way more fun than any lorefaggot series peddled here.

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:55:52 PM No.715912058 [Report]

>>715908995
>TOO SICK FOR SCHOOL, TOO SICK TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES!

Anonymous 7/19/2025, 10:56:24 PM No.715912093 [Report]

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