>"DK Bananza ruined the Mario continuity!"
Meanwhile, this game basically confirms the Mario bros to be orphans from a stork
>orphans
The stork brings them to theri parents at the end.
And then Yoshi's New Island ruins THAT.
New Island makes it worse because it rewrote the ending so that the stork delivered them to the wrong house.
>>715908767 (OP)All will be explained in the DK Bananza sequel, Stork Saga
>>715908882Why would the stork need to do that if the babies came from their mother?
>>715908767 (OP)What happened to their third brother?
>>715908993The folklore of storks carrying babies exists to avoid having to explain to little kids how babies are actually born. Yoshi's Island implies that's how it works in the Mario universe.
Why did no game ever bring back special Yoshi colour abilities?
>>715909107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyidBes3WI0
Grown ass men taking Mario stories seriously and trying to make everything "canon"
>Suggestion: Kill All Anime
>>715909221But then, it wouldn't actually be their child. It'll be some random ass baby that some bird brought in and made you take care of it.
>>715909763>>715909989Girlies it's spelled Bananza, a play on bonanza + banana
>>715909705Amazon brought me a Switch 2.
Its my Switch 2
>>715911689My wife brought me her son. He's my son.
>>715909407>Grown ass men taking Mario stories seriously and trying to make everything "canon" Based. Way more fun than any lorefaggot series peddled here.
>>715910734>the prince was a literal doghttps://www.mariowiki.com/Haru-%C5%8Dji
lol
lmao
>>715909407Lorewanking gag-driven cartoon characters isn't a phenomenon exclusive to Japanese properties anon.
>>715909332fuck, why does this make my dick hard?
>>715918624probably a psychopath of some kind
