Thread 715912865

So humanity's last hope of survival is a sweaty tomboy?

>>715912865 (OP)
and big BOOMba

>>715913528
stick it in

>>715912865 (OP)
can nikkes get pregnant?

>>715914030
probably.
they can change their bodies for swimming and stuff, there's probably one for procreation

>>715914030
only with vapaus

>>715914327
FLOOF

>>715912865 (OP)
no pubes??? trash

>>715912865 (OP)
If Bay spread her legs I would berry my cock so deep whoever pulled me out would be crowned king arthur

>>715912865 (OP)
is this a new skin or what

>>715914434
As it should be.

>>715915145
Her favorite item screen.

>>715915723
>character called rapi
>raping isnt allowed in the game

>bay's fav item is her smelly sneaker

what did they mean by this

>>715917074
Wish it was her dirty unwashed thong.

>>715915076
wow. the two best character in the game in the same picture.

rapi in this event has been great

>>715917860
>no pubes
can't be that great.

>>715913528
>>715912865 (OP)
>>715915076
GYAAAAAAAT

>>715918153
stop trying to push your disgusting fetish

>>715917860
first time experience her new form.
she's actually pretty funny

>>715915076
You men would call me fat irl but then you fap to fap anime girls lol

>>715918529
Post pic with timestamp slam piggy

>>715918529
there is sexy fat and ugly fat.
which one are you?

>>715918529
only asian girls specifically fat eastern asian girls can somehow, magically pull off being fat

I don't understand it myself

>>715914327
Imagine the nightmare that is brishing her hair

>>715918286
dont bother posting without pubes, retard.

vesti the besti

>>715914327
I never get tired of Quiry mistaking a towel for Poli gag.

>>715918294
I don't get all the hate but if she is like this in the second part I think it will be a problem.

look at her go

>>715920865
slowly fixing the doro

>>715919225
Kill yourself, weeb.

>tfw your IQ is too high to enjoy phone games
Life is pain

>>715918189
Kill yourself, zoomer scum.

>>715920000
literally me

>>715918529
I don't mind a little chub. It's the cellulite that ruins everything when it comes to 3d.

How do treasures work.

>>715922698
jesus christ

>>715922686
get the commander doll to SR 15 then do their mini quest

>>715922698
I would chop off my right hand to smell that locker.

>>715912865 (OP)
Is this game actually any good? I don't play gacha slop, but Stellar Blade gave me some code for Nikke

>>715924110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMqQogd_mU8&ab_channel=SpeedsonCH

>>715923185
>get the commander doll to SR 15 then do their mini quest
Woah, so there's a reason to deal with the mini commanders beyond autism dps optimization? Neat!

>>715924110
It's one of the most greedy game even by phone game standards
Gameplay is just any other phone game shit
Art is AI slop that appeals to browns=
Story is just like any other oriental slop

>>715913528
Her feet look broken.

>>715925272
>not a single truth spoken
very impressive

>>715925350
hes been repeating the game art is AI for almost 3 years, he really needs a job

>>715919657
Fuck off fag

>>715921161
You first, neet.
>>715921561
You first, doomposting nuisance.

>>715922560
bingo
smooth looks nice, cellulite essentially looks porous

>>715922686
you grind for 4 months to make the useless unit still useless.

>>715925676
thanks for proving you dont play

>>715925878
go to bed intern-kun

>>715925676
>4 months
Pretty sure it's less than that. Treasures got added maybe a year ago or something and I already have first and second waves all maxed out.

>>715923249
it probably stinks good

>>715925942
how to get blown the fuck out with 1 image

>Hit a point where I have to save for multiple days in a row just to afford any meaningful upgrades
>got exactly a single AR sr figure out of everything so far
>need 5 fully limit broken nikke to actually proceed much further in to the game
This game sure as fuck has a dead as hell mid game, I even got lucky and ended up with really good starting nikke in maid mast, maid anchor, volume and graves
but note of that matters because it costs more credits than the gdp of moldova to upgrade these bitches once

>>715923185
you forgot that they had to be at least bond level 20

>>715926093
it's an afk game
you only catch up to the current story chapter in 9 months of play given you have always the best possible campaign team and invest in several one-and-done nikkes for certain campaign walls
if you're bored -- leave now, those "days in a row" transform into weeks a bit later

>>715926489
show your raid frames

>>715926739
not an afk game then you dont get those just sitting around on auto

>>715926953
youre right instead of auto i just hold the cursor on the giant stationary target instead. makes me feel like im doing something

>>715926953
are you a moron?
afk game means you can't progress past a certain point without mandatory waiting in any way
not that you turn on auto and fuck off

>>715927054
thanks for proving my point

>>715927172
what point? that you misunderstood what afk game means? no problem then, happy to help out

>>715927259
you just admitted to aiming at the bosses on your own, not a afk game. have a nice day clown

>>715927025
there are those short puzzle moments when bosses do their one hit kill move.
most action you can get out of it

>>715927350
lowest IQ post itt so far, very impressive

Did you see Doro conquer NY today?

ops been making these threads and aggressively defending it for 3 years at this point

>>715913528
>giant thumb toes
EWWW

>passive aggressive bitch cant reply directly

lol

I love Mica

>>715916532
>isnt allowed

>>715926187
... and have 160 of the unique favorite item upgrade material

>>715928345
Imagine if Maxwell took up the offer to go on the cruise and the fighting with Rapi over commander that would end with double rape.

>>715928752
you dont need to reach phase 3 for the wallpaper

>>715913528
My face under her breasts.

>>715927625
between this and the baseball game these are some weird marketing pushes

>>715928978

Not only Nikke is doing baseball marketing. Anime like One Piece and vtubers are in it, so it seems baseball can attract people who commonly wouldn't attend baseball games, and it's working.

>>715929081
one piece is doing basketball marketing
it has been growing in popularity with the negro since the latinx took over dbz

We posting Elegg?

>>715929425
Next week.

the artist that did the poli wallpaper

https://x.com/StarCat_01/status/1946225784869597377

>>715912865 (OP)
/v/:
>jews are poisoning our minds! they're all behind the degenerate porn sites!
Also /v/:
>spams coomer threads 24/7

I'm getting absolutely mogged in this suika game shit

>>715931262
try the egg mode

>>715931745
make me, idiot.

>>715927892
isn't that your trademark technique?

he does it for free

how do i unlock the third background for the minigame?
I already have elegg and rapi.

>>715916532
>raping isnt allowed in the game

>>715931745
the what mode

>>715932436
if you press the yellow button on the bottom it unlocks egg mode

>>715932481
why are you lying?

>>715912865 (OP)
nice jordans sis

>>715932546
You have to press it multiple times, then you'll get a prompt with elegg saying 'elegg mode unlocked'
I find it confusing, because all the characters are elegg

>>715932702
yea right

>>715932702
hes being retarded now

>>715912865 (OP)
jesus christ

thank you for making this thread I was going to crank it to the characters of this game a few days ago and i just forgot

>>715934603
Don't forget to take advantage of the generous prices in the shop to further enhance your experience.

>>715929425
of course! she's top tier

>>715932702
This shit is hilarious.

>>715935081
I will be rolling for her ass.

Where is the fast loading?
I thought they fixed the loading times

>>715918529
I've pulverized billions of fat slampigs. You wouldn't survive a second in the same room with me

>>715927625
Chat, is this real?

>>715937507
>>>/vt/ranny

>>715937540
Vtubing website.

>>715937319
Doomposter-kun... There is nearly zero loading in Nikke. Try upgrading your toaster.

>>715927625
wish they came to Arkansas...

>>715937617
he needs to upgrade his shitposting sheet

>>715932395
I never cleared the original doom

>>715937617
My phone literally runs zzz better than this slop

>hoyo homo

of course

what do you think the 1000 days gift is

>>715938373
Playable Jien

I am like legit asking where is it??
Like is running worse then before too
Is there some patch fixing the optimization on some site anywhere
I am struggling to reach 60fps on everything in low

>>715912865 (OP)
as it should

what do sweaty anime pussies smell like

>>715912865 (OP)
ei Regaling er

>>715942532
like victory

>>715912865 (OP)
I like her sneakers, they kinda look like Jordans

>>715912865 (OP)
I checked this game out for like an hour when it first came out globally or whatever. Is it just me or is it... way fucking more lewd now? Do I dive in?

>>715912865 (OP)
...makes sense?
if you think about it

man girls are so icky. where are the jiggle physic boy gacha slops?

>>715912865 (OP)
>Decided to try the game because i wanted something with eye candy
>It's a bit fanservice-ey but nothing special
>Come across a video showcasing all the girls
>Tits and asses are significantly bouncier in video
>Some girls are also less covered
Are you guys downloading the game from a specific source that isn't google play or are you modding it?

>>715943642
design choice some girls asses are just bouncier than others

>>715943642
Do you live in China or the middle east?

>>715943691
Rapi went from a bit of giggle to no giggle at all, i can't unsee how awkward the new version looks now.
>>715943782
Not really no.

>>715932702
BOOM Guy mode. I love that Elegg keeps saying different variations of BOOM BOOM BOOM

>>715938373
Sixo shows up and steals your favourite nikker

>>715918529
Honey, I'm at the age where I just want a female friend to lay with. I could care less about your fat as long as we like each other.

>>715924110
yes
i abhore gacha but nikke is an exception
i still wont pay a penny though

>>715940637
Skunny soon, hang on for now.

My wife Maiden.

>>715927625
Someone needs to cut her straps, release the doro

>>715912937
>>715913528
The funny thing about this Nikke is that she's one of the few body types achievable IRL.

>>715944419
The stories can get a bit much in any edgy fanfic way but damn at least its something. I skipped every other gacha game's story but Nikke.
>all this character and story
>still no marriage mechanic

>>715945638
Nikke's story, while not perfect, is far more interesting than the other ones I've tried. Like I don't even know wtf is happening in Azur Lane outside of the SoL events cause of how fucking jumbled the entire plot is. Love the bote girls, hate when the stupid story tries to rear its nonsensical head.

Bad girl summer was amazing

>>715945837
Lol same here, I couldn't tell you shit about AZ beyond "sexy boats" and it was my only gacha for a while.

I don't understand why they made /vmg/ if they're going to let every gatcha have a general here

I hope egg does decent damage

And here's my wife Sora.

Reminder that egghead writer wants to promote his yuri fantasies onto the game.

>>715918529
nobody asked fatty

>>715946946
Cute wife

>>715946946
Sora is so lucky,

>>715946641
Several of the jannies are hardcore fans of Blue Archive so if they let BA threads on /v/ they have to let other gacha threads on /v/ too

>>715918529
if you have a low hanging gut
you are obese, not thick

>>715946641
Mostly because of jannies not doing their job. It's a fact that everyone here just think with their dick instead of their brain.

Seething because his hex maniac thread is slow

>>715932481
what yellow button?

>>715912865 (OP)
Is she on one of the current banners or easy to pull at least ? I'll install the game if she is.

>>715912865 (OP)
>tomboy

she couldn't be more stacey coded if she tried though

>>715912865 (OP)
>used their emergency pilgrim button to drop summer DORO, the first limited pilgrim
>dropping summer egg this week
>Rapi coomer gacha skin along with treasures for some of the most popular Nikkes
And they're still going to lose to horse pussy
KEKAROO

Trying too hard to turn 2 gacha fan bases against each other

My wife Yulha

>>715948049
Horse pussy can't last forever the girls aren't as a cute as ponies.

>>715914327
This is actually super cute.

>>715912865 (OP)
why do nikkes look so over animated and retarded? like something is off when I see it

>>715938373
a stupid cake that gives you a worthless gift for a nikke

>>715942532
like nothing because they are fictional

>>715918529
My dream is to find a fat wife who is not an insufferable leftist

>Finally Tove's treasure.
>only 1 new dialogue
T-thank you ShitUp

>>715918529
I gooned to pictures a fat girl from 4chan sent me kek

>>715918529
depends on the fat proportion really, post pics

>>715925483
AI derangement syndrome is real. I'm a regular artist and even I'm tired of people sperging around simply because someone else (like another artist) that aren't completely negative about AIsloppa

>>715948049
The real "in case of emergency break glass" is a Red Shoes banner.

>>715912865 (OP)
women should dress like this everywhere they go

god, rapi is so cute

I asked this in the last thread. what do I do with this Nikke figurine? got this at a con last year

>>715946885
This event has been great for Elegg fans she's one of my favorite Nikkes.
https://files.catbox.moe/r6j95r.jpg
https://x.com/PHLewd/status/1946838426864820567

>>715946946
I miss her already

>>715918529
Men wouldn't talk to you at all.

>>715953541
it's an acrylic display piece. if you don't care about selling it, put the bottom end of the piece with Privaty on it into the piece with the slot, and place the resulting item wherever you'd like to see it.

>>715918529
You don't understand the male gaze at all

>>715914434
>moles
ruined

does anyone have a gallery of all the favorite item screens for the nikkes?

>>715955461
>if you don't care about selling it
I do care about selling it. How much would it be worth? I'd check myself but have trouble finding the exact model on ebay.

I could maybe play these games if all the girls didn't look nearly identical. I mean bruh, women irl are so full of variation and then you look at these coomer games and they all look the same

>>715912865 (OP)
>>715916126
i need some alone time with her shoes...

>>715955670
>I do care about selling it. How much would it be worth?
like $15-$30 max
a lot of people use them in glasses of drinks

where are the doro's you fucks?!

>>715956997
that's a good amount of money. I'm gonna try selling it

>>715916126
imagine the fragrance

>>715918529
>You men would call me fat
No I would call you a fat faggot.

>>715957007
Conquering America

>>715957039
How much did you pay for it? You won't be making margins off those prices

>>715916126
>>715912865 (OP)
gacha kikes should bank on monetizing their digital whores footwear
it would triplicate their income

>>715960281
>How much did you pay for it?
nothing. I was lucky enough to win it in a raffle

>>715945171
wow thats so funny let me walk in front of this train with you

>>715961998
why is SKK such a pussy?

>>715962552
It's a joke event

>>715923185
>0:07
gulp

>>715963316
ugly hoes

>>715963456
>>715946582
>>715945203
>>715944725
>>715940637

>>715964290
>>715959210
doro is taking over the world

>>715912865 (OP)
The ssr rates in this game are pissing me off. I dont know how people can spend real money, about to drop this game

>>715914434
I guess those are supposed to be fangs but she just looks that she has crooked teeth.

>>715964618
you just get lucky.

>>715915076
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFUCK

Looks so comfy in there

>>715918529
Having some fat =/= being an american landwhale, retard

>>715963316
those are 10/10s in bongland

Doro has invaded New York City. Nikke's plans for world domination have begun. It's over.

>>715966428
The creature

>>715966428
who can stop her?