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Anonymous No.715916690 >>715922260 >>715924512 >>715926829 >>715931859 >>715931926
I fixed the Mario and Donkey Kong timeline.
Anonymous No.715917182 >>715917309 >>715927876 >>715931754
>movie characters
Not canon. Also, Lady is Pauline. Stop coping.
Anonymous No.715917309
>>715917182
Surprisingly a lot of the Brooklyn characters in the movie came from unused designs in Nintendo's archives. And that's including the couple with the dog.
Anonymous No.715919181
Anonymous No.715919942 >>715920595
Mario raped Pauline?
Anonymous No.715920595 >>715921529
>>715919942
No he did not.
Anonymous No.715921529 >>715921957
>>715920595
Haven't you gotten humiliated enough for a lifetime? Your schizo theories are wrong and you should apologise to the entirety of 4chan.
Anonymous No.715921957 >>715922721
>>715921529
My theories are not wrong.
Anonymous No.715922260 >>715922415 >>715922950
>>715916690 (OP)
Mario being a dead beat dad is too controversial. Hell, being a loving dad that divirced and gets shared custody is still too controversial.

Kid Pauline is just that- Pauline as a kid. Trying to get Maruo mixed up in any implications are big no-no's for Nintendo.
Anonymous No.715922415
>>715922260
OP is either completely braindead or trolling which means either way there's no getting through to him
Anonymous No.715922721 >>715925229
>>715921957
Bananza was confirmed to be a prequel to all of Mario, so you're wrong.
Anonymous No.715922950
>>715922260
Mario is not a deadbeat.
He conceived Pauline III with Mayor Pauline after Odyssey.
Anonymous No.715924512 >>715925128
>>715916690 (OP)
Nintendo would be ultra based to confirm this. Fuck Peach.
Anonymous No.715925128
>>715924512
I think Peach would be fine with it. Mario and Peach are good friends.
Anonymous No.715925229 >>715925389
>>715922721
No it wasn't.
Anonymous No.715925389 >>715927038
>>715925229
>used to
Did she stop going there?
What happened?
Anonymous No.715925426 >>715925534
>Juniorfags still malding over losing
Anonymous No.715925534
>>715925426
I did not lose, Eric.
Anonymous No.715926272
People who are denying the daughter theory need to consider the following.
Anonymous No.715926829 >>715927110
>>715916690 (OP)
So while it may seem silly to talk about a timeline/canon for a game series and its spin-offs that really doesn't take itself seriously and seems to frequently ignore world building just because (something about the Wario games don't really seem to fit with Mario's world), but yes, Pauline's age in Bananza does open up a can of worms than the typical liberties taken in the Mario franchise.

Pauline in Banaza is (by all implication) the same character as Pauline in Odyssey but younger. However, Pauline in Odyssey is in turn also implied to be the one from the original Donkey Kong arcade game and Cranky still implies he is the Donkey Kong from the arcade game, with several other things implying that all the Rare developed games also happened. And there is no indication that Pauline is de-aged or anything, so that's out the window.

So Bananza can't be a prequel is Cranky is indeed the original Donkey Kong, but since Pauline was an adult even in the original game it can't be a straight forward sequel either... The only explanation that makes any sense is that the implication that Pauline is the same Pauline we've always is seen is a mislead, and in actuality she's a different character.
Anonymous No.715926976
>Mario gets two chicks
>Bowser gets none
It is not fair, bros
Anonymous No.715927038
>>715925389
She got turned into a purple rock or something.
Anonymous No.715927110 >>715927693
>>715926829
Pauline references her time as mayor in Bananza.
Anonymous No.715927304 >>715927794 >>715927948 >>715928801
Completely official Kong family tree.
Anonymous No.715927693
>>715927110
Really? Where?
Anonymous No.715927794 >>715927869
>>715927304
>Completely official Kong family tree.
wrong
Anonymous No.715927869
>>715927794
Nope. It's true and honest!
https://www.nintendo.com/en-gb/Games/Game-Boy-Advance/Donkey-Kong-Country-266551.html
Anonymous No.715927876
>>715917182
nope.
Anonymous No.715927948 >>715928663 >>715931659
>>715927304
>This is canon
Based
Anonymous No.715928663 >>715931490
>>715927948
Mario got cucked.
Anonymous No.715928801 >>715932363
>>715927304
>Candy Kong looks like that because she half human
Makes sense...
Anonymous No.715931490 >>715932178
>>715928663
DK got cucked*
Officially*
Anonymous No.715931659 >>715931735
>>715927948
>tranny erp agp art
Anonymous No.715931703
Dk is for candy and isn't a groomer.
Anonymous No.715931735 >>715931819
>>715931659
Riz is just a regular dude, the fuck you talking about?
Anonymous No.715931754 >>715931850
>>715917182
Ops theory is wrong but you're even more wrong
Anonymous No.715931819 >>715932363 >>715932642
>>715931735
Newfag, Riz art is tranny icon central on sites.
Anonymous No.715931850
>>715931754
Odyssey confirms Lady is Pauline.
Anonymous No.715931859 >>715932551
>>715916690 (OP)
What's going on here? Looks weird.
Anonymous No.715931926
>>715916690 (OP)
Wouldn't be surprised considering we're stuck with Rogan Kong
Anonymous No.715932178
>>715931490
Cucked means DK ever had a chance with Pauine to begin with. Besides, he has a gorilla girlfriend.
Anonymous No.715932223 >>715932987
Okay, I constructed this because I'm confused about how this works. Can anyone explain to a retard?
Anonymous No.715932363 >>715932675
>>715931819
You are confusing him with this actual tranny
>>715928801
combos-n-doodles
They both do Nintendo art once in a whilenhowever
Anonymous No.715932551
>>715931859
I took Pauline out of the render of her and Kong Bananza DK.
Anonymous No.715932642
>>715931819
Yes yes and anime is tranime, headpats are tranny dogwhistle, and walking is woke.
Anonymous No.715932675
>>715932363
>You are confusing him with this actual tranny
No, Riz art has been used for tranny erp for years.
Anonymous No.715932682 >>715932756
Anyone who has finished the game? Is there a twist or anything that sort of explains all this?
Anonymous No.715932756
>>715932682
No.
I hope we get a DLC expansion that allows us to go to New Donk City and DK Isle.
Anonymous No.715932770
>Sequel will be actual King Kong Kino with a bigger DK and adult Pauline
They better have that badass gauntlet though.
Anonymous No.715932987
>>715932223
Nintendo makes shit up as they go, and forgets half of it every time