I fixed the Mario and Donkey Kong timeline. - /v/ (#715916690) [Archived: 150 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:01:18 AM No.715916690
Family Tree
Family Tree
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:08:57 AM No.715917182
>movie characters
Not canon. Also, Lady is Pauline. Stop coping.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:10:56 AM No.715917309
>>715917182
Surprisingly a lot of the Brooklyn characters in the movie came from unused designs in Nintendo's archives. And that's including the couple with the dog.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:40:44 AM No.715919181
Family Tree (vertical)
Family Tree (vertical)
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:52:20 AM No.715919942
cat094
cat094
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Mario raped Pauline?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:02:04 AM No.715920595
New romance
New romance
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>>715919942
No he did not.
Replies: >>715921529
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:16:04 AM No.715921529
>>715920595
Haven't you gotten humiliated enough for a lifetime? Your schizo theories are wrong and you should apologise to the entirety of 4chan.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:21:04 AM No.715921957
>>715921529
My theories are not wrong.
Replies: >>715922721
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:25:20 AM No.715922260
>>715916690 (OP)
Mario being a dead beat dad is too controversial. Hell, being a loving dad that divirced and gets shared custody is still too controversial.

Kid Pauline is just that- Pauline as a kid. Trying to get Maruo mixed up in any implications are big no-no's for Nintendo.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:27:14 AM No.715922415
>>715922260
OP is either completely braindead or trolling which means either way there's no getting through to him
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:31:24 AM No.715922721
>>715921957
Bananza was confirmed to be a prequel to all of Mario, so you're wrong.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:34:29 AM No.715922950
New Donk City 13 years later
New Donk City 13 years later
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>>715922260
Mario is not a deadbeat.
He conceived Pauline III with Mayor Pauline after Odyssey.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:56:59 AM No.715924512
>>715916690 (OP)
Nintendo would be ultra based to confirm this. Fuck Peach.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:06:23 AM No.715925128
>>715924512
I think Peach would be fine with it. Mario and Peach are good friends.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:07:56 AM No.715925229
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1735843846449170
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>>715922721
No it wasn't.
Replies: >>715925389
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:10:45 AM No.715925389
>>715925229
>used to
Did she stop going there?
What happened?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:11:22 AM No.715925426
>Juniorfags still malding over losing
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:13:04 AM No.715925534
>>715925426
I did not lose, Eric.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:24:26 AM No.715926272
The following
The following
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People who are denying the daughter theory need to consider the following.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:33:10 AM No.715926829
pilaf pearl pauline fusion
pilaf pearl pauline fusion
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>>715916690 (OP)
So while it may seem silly to talk about a timeline/canon for a game series and its spin-offs that really doesn't take itself seriously and seems to frequently ignore world building just because (something about the Wario games don't really seem to fit with Mario's world), but yes, Pauline's age in Bananza does open up a can of worms than the typical liberties taken in the Mario franchise.

Pauline in Banaza is (by all implication) the same character as Pauline in Odyssey but younger. However, Pauline in Odyssey is in turn also implied to be the one from the original Donkey Kong arcade game and Cranky still implies he is the Donkey Kong from the arcade game, with several other things implying that all the Rare developed games also happened. And there is no indication that Pauline is de-aged or anything, so that's out the window.

So Bananza can't be a prequel is Cranky is indeed the original Donkey Kong, but since Pauline was an adult even in the original game it can't be a straight forward sequel either... The only explanation that makes any sense is that the implication that Pauline is the same Pauline we've always is seen is a mislead, and in actuality she's a different character.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:35:45 AM No.715926976
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GsnbFl_XQAA7vgV
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>Mario gets two chicks
>Bowser gets none
It is not fair, bros
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:36:42 AM No.715927038
>>715925389
She got turned into a purple rock or something.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:37:45 AM No.715927110
>>715926829
Pauline references her time as mayor in Bananza.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:40:45 AM No.715927304
kong family
kong family
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Completely official Kong family tree.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:46:18 AM No.715927693
>>715927110
Really? Where?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:48:07 AM No.715927794
>>715927304
>Completely official Kong family tree.
wrong
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:49:19 AM No.715927869
dk_incest
dk_incest
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>>715927794
Nope. It's true and honest!
https://www.nintendo.com/en-gb/Games/Game-Boy-Advance/Donkey-Kong-Country-266551.html
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:49:29 AM No.715927876
IMG_7119
IMG_7119
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>>715917182
nope.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:50:32 AM No.715927948
Kong Queen
Kong Queen
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>>715927304
>This is canon
Based
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:02:20 AM No.715928663
MvDKMMA_Ending2_3
MvDKMMA_Ending2_3
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>>715927948
Mario got cucked.
Replies: >>715931490
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:04:27 AM No.715928801
__pauline_and_candy_kong_mario_and_2_more_drawn_by_combos_doodles__ab473cd314f596161883f912b8a7e836
>>715927304
>Candy Kong looks like that because she half human
Makes sense...
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:49:11 AM No.715931490
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1752792867112627_thumb.jpg
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>>715928663
DK got cucked*
Officially*
Replies: >>715932178
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:52:07 AM No.715931659
>>715927948
>tranny erp agp art
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:52:47 AM No.715931703
Dk is for candy and isn't a groomer.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:53:31 AM No.715931735
>>715931659
Riz is just a regular dude, the fuck you talking about?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:53:52 AM No.715931754
>>715917182
Ops theory is wrong but you're even more wrong
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:54:58 AM No.715931819
>>715931735
Newfag, Riz art is tranny icon central on sites.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:55:29 AM No.715931850
>>715931754
Odyssey confirms Lady is Pauline.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:55:39 AM No.715931859
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>>715916690 (OP)
What's going on here? Looks weird.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:56:43 AM No.715931926
>>715916690 (OP)
Wouldn't be surprised considering we're stuck with Rogan Kong
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:00:55 AM No.715932178
>>715931490
Cucked means DK ever had a chance with Pauine to begin with. Besides, he has a gorilla girlfriend.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:01:35 AM No.715932223
12345467
12345467
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Okay, I constructed this because I'm confused about how this works. Can anyone explain to a retard?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:03:56 AM No.715932363
>>715931819
You are confusing him with this actual tranny
>>715928801
combos-n-doodles
They both do Nintendo art once in a whilenhowever
Replies: >>715932675
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:06:49 AM No.715932551
Pauline and Kong Bananza DK
Pauline and Kong Bananza DK
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>>715931859
I took Pauline out of the render of her and Kong Bananza DK.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:08:19 AM No.715932642
>>715931819
Yes yes and anime is tranime, headpats are tranny dogwhistle, and walking is woke.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:08:57 AM No.715932675
>>715932363
>You are confusing him with this actual tranny
No, Riz art has been used for tranny erp for years.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:09:06 AM No.715932682
Anyone who has finished the game? Is there a twist or anything that sort of explains all this?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:10:40 AM No.715932756
>>715932682
No.
I hope we get a DLC expansion that allows us to go to New Donk City and DK Isle.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:10:57 AM No.715932770
godzilla-x-kong-the-new-empire-king-kong-with-an-enhanced-fist
>Sequel will be actual King Kong Kino with a bigger DK and adult Pauline
They better have that badass gauntlet though.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:15:07 AM No.715932987
>>715932223
Nintendo makes shit up as they go, and forgets half of it every time