Thread 715918405

>play RTS
>90% of opponents decide to:
>cheese
>hide tech in a corner of map
>turtle
>stall
>rush
What the hell is wrong with RTS niggers?

>play RTS
>players use RTS strategies
How curious

>>715918405 (OP)
All of those things can be countered and crushed. Skill issue.

>>715918405 (OP)
JUST SEND SCOUTS YOU RETARD
STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT GETTING PUNISHED FOR PLAYING LIKE A RETARD

>>715918405 (OP)
>90% of opponents play RTS games how they are suppose to be played
Literally what else is there?

>>715918405 (OP)
>>hide tech in a corner of map
SOUL

>>715918405 (OP)
>play rts
>in 2025
i legitimately don't believe you

>>715918441
>>715918520
>>715918537
No shit bronze league hero. But opponent is still a dickbag for doing that. Here I am tired and wanting to play my 2000 year old war simulator and you do shit like that. Turtle niggers are the worst. Utter waste of time.

>>715918405 (OP)
>People use strategy in real time
I hope someone got killed for this

>>715918405 (OP)
How do you want them to play? Like AI and send tiny waves at you until you out tech/eco them and you win?

>>715918837
you're the retard for not learning to counter common strategies first, it's literally the first thing you need to do if you're trying to progress ladder in sc2

>play aoe4
>play hre
>am extremely shit so i rely on aggro tactic in which i am uncounterable for roughly 1 min against a good player
>use this to storm their base and kill their eco
>all in strat because i would fumble the bag past this no matter what
Heh...I'm something of an RTS pro... (referring to HRE mace MAA rush)

>>715918837
THEN PLAY SINGLE PLAYER YOU DUMB RETARD

>>715918405 (OP)
retard
>>715918837
retard

>>715918837
LITERALLY what do you want them to do? Sit around till max tech and then you roll over each other?

>>715918713
>being this dense and butt hurt!
Imagine being obsessed with the Reddit website that you constantly mention it whenever someone posts something that you don't like!

>>715918713
Is there any anime that isn't reddit?

>>715919121
Lolisho

>>715918963
>gets called out
>immediately spills spaghetti
Pathetic desu.

>>715919121
bocchi the rock

>>715919121
Watamote

>>715918405 (OP)
Turtle is based. I will outwait you or you will spend 6 hours trying to beat me

>>715918713
fuck you, I like it

RTS games were always shit and i'm glad they died

>>715919164
>butt hurt moron is spouting nonsense!

>>715919121
Hokuto no Ken

>>715918405 (OP)
The only thing I dislike is cheese, if your opponent is hiding in the corner it is a skill issue that you can't just crush him like a bug

>>715918956
Uhmm... How about actually interacting with opponent for starters? How about actually using strategies? Doing shit in map? Attacking opponent? Actual timings? Micro and Macro?

You niggers call me "Go play singleplayer" while you are trying to win with retarded bullshit and inflate your mmr and lose to actual skilled players who fucking hate you for boosting your mmr to where you don't belong. You don't know how to play the game. You are taking advantage of your noob peers with dumbass cheese, bore them to death by turtling just for some stupid mmr.

the whole purpose of mmr is so i dont have to fight against you losers. yet you niggers keep doing this shit in high mmr anyway.

>>715919121
made in abyss

>>715918883
is there any rts where a higher difficulty is not just giving the computer cheats?

>>715919381
>You niggers call me "Go play singleplayer" while you are trying to win
of course you're an ESL, probably LATAM

What type of RTS player is Eris

>>715919364
Hiding tech is bullshit because you can catch your opponent off guard.
Why did you win? Because opponent got unlucky and couldn't find your game winning unit production in time. That doesn't always happen but when it does it's like dying to random critical hits. A slap in the face. Literally nothing you could have done.

>>715919381
>How about actually interacting with opponent for starters?
Such as? You seem to whine when they interact with you
>How about actually using strategies?
They are and you are complaining
>Doing shit in map?
>Attacking opponent?
>Actual timings?
They are and you whine about it. What do you think rushing is?
>Micro and Macro?
They are and you don't like it.
>Muh high mmr
I have a sneaking suspicion you aren't high mmr judging by the fact you are seeing cheese shit

>>715919346
I'd reread the rules if I were you, king.

>>715919518
Anything more intense than Animal Crossing is too much for her

>>715919514
EOP are terrible at RTS though
all RTS GODS are ESL GODS

>>715919538
>Hiding production/tech is dishonest
Do you want him to put it in the front of his base or something? Next thing you are going to say is anything other than Napoleonic warfare is dishonest

>>715919612
>Goddess of Luck
The opponent would probably drop out just before attacking her

>>715919614
the sheer irony of saying this shit while crying about silver tactics

>>715919518
Empire at war. Good old rock paper scissors

>>715918405 (OP)
Then play with your friends and ask them not to do those things, oh wait

>>715919381
Have you ever watched the best players? They cheese all the fucking time. Some match-ups are so bad on some maps that they basically have to cheese. So they don't cheese aggressively because the other guy expects them to do that, they cheese economically, get ahead, then they go all-in again.

>>715918405 (OP)
Local maxima of strategy.

>>715919121
Mahoujin Guru Guru

>>715919586
>he actually "follows" the "rules" because he's dumb!
Well, you're certainly not following the rules right now, obviously!

>>715919647
>They keep DCing right when they are starting to win

>>715919640
You can't scout every inch of map. Sometimes you won't be able to find it by chance. It's just a dick thing to do.
HOW DO YOU NIGGERS DONT UNDERSTAND IT? I WANT TO PLAY GAMES WITH HUMAN BEINGS. NOT ROCK PAPER SCISSORS CASINO CHEESE TURTLE DUMBASS APES

>>715919121
boku no pico

>>715919791
you can't handle human beings though?

>>715919756
I want Vigne to teach me RTS! And Raphi to tell me I did good!

>>715919518
The one that plays turn based strategies instead and uses Nell in Advance Wars.

>>715919887
>Nell
For me? It's Sami

>>715919121
4chan animes

>>715919791
You literally are crying people aren't playing like bots. Yes people are going to hide shit because it gives a tactical advantage. Yes people are going to dig in if they think it is the best thing to do. Sometimes based on matchup and map is to rush and have games over by 5 minutes in. Accounting for these is what makes good players good

>>715918405 (OP)
Why is this thread so heavy on anime and vtuber pic representation? Do they have an overlap with rts enjoyers?

>>715919527
>Announcing a report

>>715918405 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/wfhc3o.mp4

>>715919887
>Pops SCOP
>Kills all the MD tanks with infantry
That's bullshit and you know it eris

>>715919121
Bible Black

>play RTS
>90% of opponents decide to cheese

It's an RTS. You can't just expect chivalry. It's war.

>>715920024
No, they have an overlap with ESLs

>>715919791
Play cheese then whine when you get scholar mated then

At a fundamental level, playing purely honest will only get you taken advantage of. You have to mix in some dishonesty and deal with it to get a baseline level of respect.

>>715919527
>>715920025
>reporting anything
>in the year 2025
It's like you enjoy working for free!

>>715919121
Strike witches.

>>715920025
>Announcing a report of a report

>>715920024
The only vtuber post I see is shitting on RTS games. Anime and RTS have overlap though yes

>>715918405 (OP)
>>play RTS
>>90% of opponents decide to:
Weird, RTS is a single player genre.
Leave it to tranimefags to play RTS wrong.

>>715920206
he's a spic, they're terrible at strategy

>>715919791
Skill issue. Scout more, retard. If they don't hide shit in optimal places, you can beat them with solid defense. You don't have to scout the whole fucking map

>>715920125
Playing "honest" on ladder is retarded. If you want that play with friends and make soft banlists. Don't have friends? Tough tiddies dust off your erp skills and join a dick sword

>playing honest is bad
playing honest is only way to git gud
skill, hardwork and honor
everything else is brown skin cope

>>715920282
Honest in this context is just a standard macro expansion build that aims to extend the game. Practicing those fundamentals is good. Obviously it's more important to be able to get there to begin with though.

>>715920391
That's why honest was in quotes. What this retard is crying about is pure skill issue growing pains. Or judging by his incessant crying lack of growing pains but rather stagnation

>>715920389
When Flash was making his first rounds on the pro circuit, he bunker rushed some guy and there was a decent amount of people at the time calling him a noob, saying he was unskilled and that he wasn't going to go anywhere. We remember Flash but we don't remember the some guy he bunker rushed, cause that guy was the real noob.

>>715920389
this works in MOBAs where mechanics and game knowledge can carry you, but not in RTS where sometimes the best play is a cheesy ad-hoc strategy

>>715918405 (OP)
>get rushed in an RTS
>brain completely shuts down, can't even play anymore
I hate this shit. I enjoy microing my dudes, but whenever something doesn't go according to plan I can't figure out how to recover. Uniquely it only happens in RTS games.

>>715920937
You keep putting yourself in the situation until you stop thinking about what you're doing and you're mostly subconsciously reacting. At least, that's how I do it.

>>715920937
try recording your games and watching them afterwards

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>>715920142
These are reddit certified

>>715921662
You don't even know what lolisho is

>>715921662
Watch frieren its fun and deep

>mass replying niggerfaggot
yep, reddit incarnate

STUPID AQUAPOSTER