Thread 715921254

>DSP is universally disliked on /v/ for being an obnoxious idiot who's bad at videogames
>meanwhile 95% of /v/ posters are also obnoxious idiots who are bad at videogames

Explain this.

that looks like a good burger

>>715921254 (OP)
He's making money, /v/ isn't.
> He's a jew, the only reason he has a career still.

familiarity breeds contempt

People tend to hate people who remind them of themselves. I know I hate me.

I just hate him because he's a narcissistic piece of shit, it has nothing to do with being good at games

difference is DSP does nothing wrong most of the time and has a whole legion of detractor parasites set to ruin his business

>>715921254 (OP)
i mean, i also hate myself.
so yeah

>>715921254 (OP)
We haven't hated Dsp for close to a decade actually

>>715921351
also good DSP DSL

>>715921254 (OP)
Meanwhile you're an obnoxious idiot who is bad at video games.

>>715921254 (OP)
If you get sucked into the snortex and become a detractor you start to realize that he should get a death penalty for the kind of piece of shit he is. And when it comes to /v/ posters only 40% of posters should get a death penalty.

It's mostly funny to see him struggle to reach goals. I also sometimes laugh when he dabs on kiwifarms with said goals made though. Truly a conundrum.

Sucks when he trashes on his genuine fans though.

>>715921356
also getting laid but thats a sensitive matter on here

>>715921254 (OP)
The average /v/ user's stream would probably be far worse than DSP's

>>715921254 (OP)
>universally disliked on /v/
I like him.

>>715921351
The fuck do you mean? You can pretty much just see the bun and a bit of lettuce.

>>715921980
hi dsp *snort*

>>715921949
>He deserves death penalty because he insulted my favorite e-celeb
Do kojimafags really

>>715921742
Yeah, the Sons of Kojima turning out to be massive fucking fags who were objectively worse than DSP in every regard really did damage to the hate DSP train.

>>715922176
I hate kojima too. Like I said I am a detractor and I follow what is happening with this piece of shit.

>>715921967
If he didn't spend his money like water he'd be quite comfortable, instead he's a retard who blows all his money as he gets it on that wrestling mobile game and videogame statues that he inevitably just tries to sell at a loss on Facebook marketplace a year later

>>715922229
No one remembers who they are. fuck off phil

>>715922229
>johnny come lately nigger pretends the SoK was seen as anything other than faggots

>>715922402
Phil actually loves SoK now and thinks his current detractors are much worse.

I unironically still have no idea why people hate DSP. I've read all the writeups, I've seen the documentaries and it just made me even more confused. What has he actually done to piss the detractors off?

>>715922704
He insulted kojima

>>715922704
he was (still is) just bad at games and kinda retarded so people made compilations making fun of him
that's pretty much it until obsessed faggots tried to take it further for no real reason

>>715921254 (OP)
>universally disliked on /v/
No we always liked DSP. He's a fucking retard and it's hilarious.

>>715921254 (OP)
Have you ever heard of the Japanese proverb 「出る杭は打たれる」?
It means "The nail that sticks out, gets hammered down".
We're obnoxious idiots who are bad at video games, there's no denying that, but the difference between us and DSP, is that he is a nail sticking out, and we have to hammer him down.
If he was really good at games, or had an interesting non-abrasive personality, then we would champion him as he is better than us. Unfortunately for all involved, that is not the case.

>>715922704
Mostly the compulsive lying and refusing to take responsibility for most of his mistakes

You can't dislike survivors such as DSP, they're a dying breed.

>>715922879
>he was (still is) just bad at games and kinda retarded so people made compilations making fun of him
Nobody cares about that. Actually people hate it how he changed into Twitch plays DSP playing X. Chat handholds him through all the games so you will never get the half life moment that was actually enjoyable. The reason I hate him and wish he would die is that he is a scammer that scams mentally disabled people. And he is an entitled piece of shit that should get a real job instead of scamming mentally disabled.

>>715921254 (OP)
I haven’t been bothered by his shittiness at games since he played through Jak II. Yes he was horrible, but finishing that game takes a sort of perseverance I can’t help but respect.

I do hate him because he’s actually retarded. He got dealt such a lucky hand, his house SHOULD be paid off, but after years of blowing money on a fucking WWE game and Doordashing everything from fast food to nice food, even getting fucking groceries delivered all when he “”””works”””” from home, he’s got no choice but to beg in his streams and it’s just so goddamn pathetic to see. I swear his brain is operating at the minimum capacity to function in today’s society - he falls for the dumbest shit, latches on to the stupidest criticisms, and I really could go on for hours about this. I watched some of the latest clips, and do you know what the minimum goal for the latest “DSP Tries It” was, Dear Reader? $900. He priced ordering a fast food chicken sandwich and eating it on camera as a reward for $900 in compulsive viewer contributions. He’s also the type to have a donation goal exceeded one day, then not account for it the next day and complain that the donations fell short despite exceeding expectations earlier that same week. Zero permanence, zero respect for whatever fucking weirdos are watching his content in earnest. This guy’s miserable existence is mind boggling and it’s a shame we probably won’t be able to observe the crash the way we’ve been either cursed or privileged to observe the downward spiral into it.

>>715921980
paying hookers doesn't count as having sex and touching your mother or other family members doesn't count as being in contact with the opposite gender.

>>715923452
>He priced ordering a fast food chicken sandwich and eating it on camera as a reward for $900 in compulsive viewer contributions

My sides, based Phil.

>>715923206
Love you anon

Pretty much everyone on here would be laughed at if they started voicing their opinions on YT or any other platform

>>715923452
>“DSP Tries It” was, Dear Reader? $900
Nope. He wants to hit 10 goals 150$ each so it is 1500$ to order food. And he recently decided on some shitty food that wasn't deliverable through doordash and he said he can't do it because he won't drive and pick it up, he needs it doordashed. This is great example how people don't understand why he is hated so much - you really need to invest time into looking into him.

She was an annoying bitch, but I didn't honestly think PandaLee was bad looking.

>>715921254 (OP)
I don’t like or care for him because he’s an asshole. Him being good or bad at games is irrelevant. And to be fair about it, most of /v/ are assholes too.

>>715923931
too bad dsp is GAY

>>715923728
Yep, look at Synthetic Man. A total joke outside his own echochamber who's been outed as a porn-addicted closeted homosexual.

>>715923886
My bad lol, thanks. The DoorDash thing seriously fucks with me like you know he’s paying upwards of $40 for McDonald’s on a regular day.

>>715921254 (OP)
>95% of /v/ posters do it for free
>DSP is trying to do it for money
It's simple, /v/ is trying to make sure it stays
>for free

>>715921254 (OP)
I don't really hate him of LTG because while lolcows worthy of being mocked, they're not as pathetic as the people that made hating them a lifestyle like Sons of Kojima where that Fred Fucks guy was a genuine paranoid schizo that also made a well in Africa to dab on Phil.


>>715921980
Was getting laid. I have no doubt he was getting Panda pussy, but Kat seems to be the type that just doesn't care about Phil enough to want to fuck him

>>715921254 (OP)
Not as bad as DSP, thoughbeit

>>715925019
Low Tier Gayman is worse though than Phil not because lolcow because he's actually trash at vidya.

>>715923206
I think this is the most interesting aspect of this entire thing. He struggles to reach his goals, he keeps no savings, his audience is dwindling, but he's somehow immortal. Even with the racism clips, jacking off on camera, after every time he's fucking awful to the handful of retards who give him money, and lie after lie after lie after lie, he'll somehow never run out of people he can give money to. It's bizarre.

>>715925559
*people who will give money to him.

>>715922401
>videogame statues that he inevitably just tries to sell at a loss on Facebook marketplace a year later

You'd be surprised how common this is, Normiebook Marketplace is flooded with expensive nerd shit that I suspect people buy as investments and then flog off for relatively cheap when they realized they're not going to profit on it

>>715922069
I have HD vision.

>>715922367
Maybe you deserve the death penalty for being such a hateful sperg.

>>715922704
Often times the people who go after the 'lolcow' are worse than the cow itself.

>>715923886
>ohhh I hate him so much
>he was supposed to eat a sandwich but then ate something else because the original ting couldn't be delivered
>I'm so filled with rage
>if only you knew about this thing you'd see that I'm completely rational and sane
Take your meds, retard.

>>715926263
You are legit retarded if you genuinely think that is the point. Please don't watch DSP since you are at risk of being scammed by him.

>>715926431
Seek help, hating some random YouTuber isn't healthy. Become an indian scambaiter if you truly hate scammers. Hypocrite bitch.

>>715926896
Nope. I hope he dies and I hope I will get to watch it live.

>>715926263
>>715926896
You are definitely DSP posting right now live, lmao. Rope faggit. Know your place worm.

>>715921356
who are you quoting?

>>715922069
>he doesn't have a going into images machine

>>715927237
> Facts.

>>715926896
Hey Phil, I hope your mom is doing fine.

>>715921254 (OP)
Dsp can be annoying with the begging but there's this hate channel that posted something like 42 hours of Dsp dieing in cod and I think that level of obsession is way more faggot tier than Dsp could ever achieve

>>715927516
This is the sentiment of most regular people. They laugh at his gaming skills and move on.
Hating him is peak mental illness and is self-harm when he's shown time and time again he's immortal.
He's got a wife, house, money, and a steady fan base that keeps him living comfortably in a gated community.

>>715927395
I hope she's already dead.

Guys come on it's been two hours and there's only been 65 posts
Can we get one post with an image? Let's get some momentum going and hit those goals so we can do DSP tries it on monday
Can we get one post with one image?
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No?
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Okay I don't think we're going to be hitting the goal tonight guys
It's a shame because we always get at least 250 posts but it doesn't seem like we're going to reach it tonight
This might be the last DSP thread on 4chan at this rate

>>715921254 (OP)
No old fag actually hates DSP, he's the only /v/core eceleb

If you're ever at a bad point in your life, just remember you aren't a DSP detractor. Wasting hours of your life hating a middling video game streamer and trying to ruin his life for being a bit disagreeable.

>>715921254 (OP)
You say that, but given a choice between *insert eceleb here* and DSP 9/10 /v/edditors will ride with DSP. Try it with your favorite parasocial streamerman.

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