Thread 715924427

It's Saturday and the thread's late because the usual OP is busy tonight, so get on TF2!
Address: 131.153.242.158:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club

>Why the fuck is there so much custom content
Just download all of the content directly through our server instead of through tf2
https://cdn.madhammer.club/misc/van-content.7z
and then place the content into their respective tf2 folders


>For Sunday Night, its my 'ficcial instructions to kill all sumbitches in L4D2 coop!


want to get pinged about this server until the heat-death of the universe? click on this link!
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van

lazy bum

when's mvm night

>>715924708
in 5 minutes (probuhlee not)

>>715924427 (OP)
shit game

you sorry ass fat holo

>>715924872
I was bitten by aids infected raccoons btw

I'm playing gooner blade fuck off


I'll be on later ok

who am i raping today

>>715924427 (OP)
why are so many jews playing in the server right now

>>715925597
98 playas on warmfrost_rc1

we ain't trynna do geometry

>>715925597
grab that flamethrower and get to cooking soldat

>>715925380
uncle badass

17 players who dare on koth_nucleus

another nice night of amp spam

The masculine urge to breed a tranny while dominating half the enemy team on the /v/an

more like nucleASS

>>715927832
that tranny's name is?

>>715928202
uncle badass

>>715927267
go spy and sap it

>>715928202
bakugo

>>715927267
go demo/soldier and bomb it

where's my free ps5

>>715927832
and THATS how you become a mod

>>715927167
>>715925657
Too drunk to fuck.
32 bonkers on rd_asteroid_redux

>>715927832
shut up bakugo

I think, who am I?

>>715928514
the girl locked in my basement trying to solve the puzzle I set up to unlock her collar

Why do I hear music in the loading screen

take out the shitty models and keep it plain tf2 with silly maps added, whos idea was it to make the server like this? i wish chugmonkey would come back

>>715929120
I'm adding a dozen more models by next weekend, just for (You).

>>715929120
when's the next DDoS attack, the fagmins have been too lazy lately

when will i find my yandere wife that stabs me during sex?

>>715929436
at sakuracon, but instead of stabbing you she just gives you an STD

>>715929306
calling my trans gf quibinary as we speak
it shall be done

33 tardos on cp_turbargo

>>715924427 (OP)
I think I finally figured out the main jew playing in the server right now. His name is

>>715931457
Shake Zula
The mic rulah

did anyone win it big?

Did I miss the cashnado

this is like that webm of 100 boomers playing slots (you know the one)

JUST
ONE
MORE
BET

42 gambleCHADS on koth_sawmill

>>715932208
and yet these players still bottom frag, never change /v/an

39 players on ......... that........

I just wanted to play dustbowl

just another nigger sniper on my team getting one kill every 12 minutes, great job champ

>>715934220
should've rolled powerplay

I THINK DUSTBOWL SUCKS

>turn on the gay shit
>half the server afks

>>715934769
I’m pooping right now dude relax

>>715934769
pick better maps nigga

>admin abuse
>bad music
>shit models
>rtd
yep this is the garbage I love

leave jihad on all night

>>715929120
No you don't understand. We're not allowed to nominate maps anymore, fun maps are reserved for when the server is 3 hours from closing, game mechanics were removed and JX and Polar don't know how to fix it, the performance is somehow worse than ever before, and classic maps are "haha i trollzed you >:)" assuming the fagmin doesn't immediately change it. This was all done because the current fagmins know exactly what fun is.

Homosexual Cocaineaddictus is a confirmed jew lover wtf

>>715935815
you type like a fag LOL

STOP VOTING UP GARBAGE MAPS BECAUSE "memes"
YOU KNOW THEY SUCK

>>715936139
noh

>>715935942
no u

>>715936139
no and if you dont like it you can go play uncletopia or some shit

not playing the game is more fun

just put on onett or whatever and crash the server for the night

>>715936234
no one here plays on normie servers like those

50 gooners on ach_jpcity (the jp stands for jewish person)

51 weebs on their way to akihabara

mvm when?

>>715936693
mika logs

When the trade maps on??? i join the van to be a heckin friendly :)

change of plans we are now on cp_antiquity so we have to actually play the game now whaaaaaaaatttttt???????????????

NIGGA CASHNADO

!stock buy sears 100

>>715936693
Is this that horse racing game poorly disguised as wanting to fuck them that I keep seeing?

>>715936905
IMRICH

>>715937028
wrong game

you've heard of the cashnado but have you heard of the slot scraper?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STiguA8hvqU

I GOT A FEELAN

54 asshats gooning in spawn on antiquity

>>715936905
>>715937294
>>715937678
why do they touch the fucking screen so much, do they think theres stuff actually moving

>>715937783
rush of dopamine + superstition

>>715937783
it's touch screen anon...

60 respectable african americans on cp_niggers

>>715937783
Remember when there was that myth you could rapid click the A button on the GameBoy to increase your chances of catching a legendary Pokemon? Yeah it's the same thing.

>>715924427 (OP)
I don't get it. The /v/an completely unplayable and more akin to a VR Chat lobby with missing mirrors yet somehow more popular than ever. Not sure if it reflects the current state of TF2 players or someone who would play on the /v/an now.

IDGI. Guess I'm a boomer now. Good job, I think.

>>715937783
some of them are touch screens but most of the time it's the boomer equivalent of holding your breath when you throw a pokeball

>>715937919
the afk kick plugin being gone leads to a lot of afk players, who knew
and as far as the server being unplayable just wait until the summer update that's gonna rape a lot of configs and probably make things like amp not work

>>715938067
theyre probably afk because the game stopped being fun

>>715937919
it's a weekend server so most people are just drunk or high including me but I still topscore so they're probably much worse off

>>715937919
you're old and forgot how to have fun.

>>715938067
>20 afk players at the time of this post
Jesus Christ

>>715938357
First time?

>>715938357
only three afk on blue rn?

>>715938357
>>715938406
>all the AFKs are on MY nigger team
TIP PUH CUHL

>>715938479
git gud

>>715938406
AFK in spec*
>it's now 35

petition to add cashnado to the motd lineup

>>715938067
why was it removed anyway
the timer was a little short (i've come back from particularly bad shits and been autokicked) but how broken could it have been

>>715938645
25*

55-25=30-3 or 5 = 25-27 acrual active players on the /v/an. When do we get a mirror addon so the anime model players can sit in front of it?

meatbags btfo

>>715939139
clanker lover

CASHNADO

TOTAL CLANKER DEATH

whys this /v/an so GOOD

>>715939492
it's not the same slop maps over and over again

Cashnado Advisory: F4 Cashnado Imminent

WE HAD A GOOD THING YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH

>>715939416
ummm skinsisters...our response???

>More MvM
Aight, imma head out

>>715939671
We lose one game and the retards with low enough IQ to touch the screen of a slot machine decide to quit.

girspetpig here, sorry about the powerplay i really just like spending time with you guys

It's over

>>715939881
We do too <3

>onahole
>prostate massager
>weed
>alcohol
why the fuck would I ever play video games when I can just get high + drunk and have mind bending orgasms all day every day
this shit is so fucking hot I can't even
I've literally broken my brain with the intense orgasms I've had tonight
I'm still throbbing in my ona and my butt is still plugged
holy fuck I feel so warm

THE FLESH IS WEAK
INVEST IN AUGMENTS

this gaylo micspam sucks holy shit

>>715940658
You are chaff in a cosmic hi-fi sound universe
Get better material
You don't even smoke ciggies, nigger

DOMO ARIGATO
MR CLANKOTO

OH NO NO NO HUMANITYBROS

>>715941225
BELIEVE IN US BROTHER

>>715940658
I jerk off to gay furry porn but even I'm not this far gone, seek help nigga

>>715940658
Because unlike women you have a refractory period and every succeeding orgasm will be less stimulating than the last. You are biologically wired to NOT have an orgasm back to back.

it's over

>>715940697
Shit-taste ass nigger lmao

finally it's over I feel a massive shit comming

see you niggers next weekend, fun stuff as always

THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT VS THE MOST RUSTED BATTLE DROIDS FROM GEONOSIS, THE OUTCOME WAS INEVITABLE

51 slot machine clicking robots on mvm_decoy

>GPU crashed and I had to restart my PC
>missed the ending

I WAS THERE

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

>>715942124
if that ever happens again try Win + Ctrl + Shift + B to restart your gpu driver

>>715942241
im surprised that this is a genuine answer and the command doesn't do some shit like idk blow up your prostate or something

>>715942162
same

>>715942241
assuming youre on windows*

wtf was that crash

I MISSED THE FUCKING MVM NIGHT?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?????

Map making me crash

>>715942362
and where were you?

>>715942162
the good ol vans

>>715942373
My condolences to your Core 2 Duo.

>>715942430
Suck my dick faggot

K
W
A
B

>>715942436
nigga you so gay you'd let a middle aged man suck you off for a sandy lake intel upgrade

>>715942526
>intel
get a load of this goy

>>715941862
Jacking off 3 times in one day in a 12 hour period feels more intense each time

>>715942661
This surely won't have an affect on your physical relationship with anyone you seek sexual relations with in the future.

is there any saysound more unfunny than ave/avemaria?

>>715942815
exactly why i have a snd_restart bind for this and a few others

>>715942815
yeah, whatever saysound got played before it

>>715942815
all of the vocaloid ones

>>715942815
Where's that shit from anyway?

>>715942815
Have you actually gone through the 4k+ vansounds or chose whatever was in the top 10 most played?

>>715943098
the bible

>>715942774
I made the only girl I've ever been with cry because I couldn't finish no matter what she did until I death gripped myself to completion so she felt like a failure as a woman

that's it for me great van tonight guys

why did this /v/an suck so hard

why did this /v/an fuck so hard

fucking suck* sorry mistyped

why did >>715943447 suck me off so hard

sucking fucked* damn keyboard

how long has >>715943553 been on HRT

>>715941971
nah gaylo sucks
you should be ashamed

tranny erp suspect afk, his name? It's ____

>>715943576
Doesn't matter he'll never look like a woman

>>715943639
true, which is why he enjoys highrise too

>HRT out of nowhere
done.

>>715943607
you have to be over 18 to post here

>>715943607
Whatever helps ya cope dipshit

>>715943356
what does this convey

>>715943720
why are you upset over a mw2 map

>>715943853
why are you picking bad maps

>>715943876
I'm not but if the majority of the server (over half) wants to play on it, it's not a bad map.

>>715943903
a majority of players having bad taste does not mean a map isn't bad

>>715943726
i wish i was a woman and have agp related fetishes btw, i have a touhou model equipped too

>>715942815
chirpy

>>715943921
no u

>get transvestigated once
>completely shuts up
kwab

alright that splotoon and robo spray got me sniped

jesse what the fuck are you talking about

>>715943945
please dm i will bottom for you, im levy btw
https://steamcommunity.com/id/WakeUpDpYourMom

ahh he mad

thats what im fucking talking about!

can we transvestigate new people?

bump a rump

server status?