It's Saturday and the thread's late because the usual OP is busy tonight, so get on TF2!
Address: 131.153.242.158:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club
>Why the fuck is there so much custom content
Just download all of the content directly through our server instead of through tf2
https://cdn.madhammer.club/misc/van-content.7z
and then place the content into their respective tf2 folders
>For Sunday Night, its my 'ficcial instructions to kill all sumbitches in L4D2 coop!
want to get pinged about this server until the heat-death of the universe? click on this link!
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van
>>715924708in 5 minutes (probuhlee not)
>>715924872I was bitten by aids infected raccoons btw
I'm playing gooner blade fuck off
I'll be on later ok
>>715924427 (OP)why are so many jews playing in the server right now
>>71592559798 playas on warmfrost_rc1
we ain't trynna do geometry
>>715925597grab that flamethrower and get to cooking soldat
17 players who dare on koth_nucleus
another nice night of amp spam
The masculine urge to breed a tranny while dominating half the enemy team on the /v/an
>>715927832that tranny's name is?
>>715927267go spy and sap it
>>715927267go demo/soldier and bomb it
>>715927832and THATS how you become a mod
>>715927167>>715925657Too drunk to fuck.
32 bonkers on rd_asteroid_redux
>>715927832shut up bakugo
>>715928514the girl locked in my basement trying to solve the puzzle I set up to unlock her collar
Why do I hear music in the loading screen
take out the shitty models and keep it plain tf2 with silly maps added, whos idea was it to make the server like this? i wish chugmonkey would come back
>>715929120I'm adding a dozen more models by next weekend, just for (You).
>>715929120when's the next DDoS attack, the fagmins have been too lazy lately
when will i find my yandere wife that stabs me during sex?
>>715929436at sakuracon, but instead of stabbing you she just gives you an STD
>>715929306calling my trans gf quibinary as we speak
it shall be done
>>715924427 (OP)I think I finally figured out the main jew playing in the server right now. His name is
>>715931457Shake Zula
The mic rulah
this is like that webm of 100 boomers playing slots (you know the one)
42 gambleCHADS on koth_sawmill
>minmaxing on the party /v/an by respawning faster with class changing binds or picking custom models without team colors
>>715932208and yet these players still bottom frag, never change /v/an
39 players on ......... that........
I just wanted to play dustbowl
just another nigger sniper on my team getting one kill every 12 minutes, great job champ
>>715934220should've rolled powerplay
sucx
md5: 136946031b4d0af5e4e2d4b9ba3acb90
š
I THINK DUSTBOWL SUCKS
>turn on the gay shit
>half the server afks
>>715934769Iām pooping right now dude relax
>>715934769pick better maps nigga
>admin abuse
>bad music
>shit models
>rtd
yep this is the garbage I love
>>715929120No you don't understand. We're not allowed to nominate maps anymore, fun maps are reserved for when the server is 3 hours from closing, game mechanics were removed and JX and Polar don't know how to fix it, the performance is somehow worse than ever before, and classic maps are "haha i trollzed you >:)" assuming the fagmin doesn't immediately change it. This was all done because the current fagmins know exactly what fun is.
Homosexual Cocaineaddictus is a confirmed jew lover wtf
>>715935815you type like a fag LOL
STOP VOTING UP GARBAGE MAPS BECAUSE "memes"
YOU KNOW THEY SUCK
>>715936139no and if you dont like it you can go play uncletopia or some shit
not playing the game is more fun
just put on onett or whatever and crash the server for the night
>>715936234no one here plays on normie servers like those
50 gooners on ach_jpcity (the jp stands for jewish person)
51 weebs on their way to akihabara
When the trade maps on??? i join the van to be a heckin friendly :)
change of plans we are now on cp_antiquity so we have to actually play the game now whaaaaaaaatttttt???????????????
>>715936693Is this that horse racing game poorly disguised as wanting to fuck them that I keep seeing?
you've heard of the cashnado but have you heard of the slot scraper?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STiguA8hvqU
54 asshats gooning in spawn on antiquity
https://x.com/LocalBateman/status/1946767268316430784
>>715936905>>715937294>>715937678why do they touch the fucking screen so much, do they think theres stuff actually moving
>>715937783rush of dopamine + superstition
>>715937783it's touch screen anon...
60 respectable african americans on cp_niggers
>>715937783Remember when there was that myth you could rapid click the A button on the GameBoy to increase your chances of catching a legendary Pokemon? Yeah it's the same thing.
>>715924427 (OP)I don't get it. The /v/an completely unplayable and more akin to a VR Chat lobby with missing mirrors yet somehow more popular than ever. Not sure if it reflects the current state of TF2 players or someone who would play on the /v/an now.
IDGI. Guess I'm a boomer now. Good job, I think.
>>715937783some of them are touch screens but most of the time it's the boomer equivalent of holding your breath when you throw a pokeball
>>715937919the afk kick plugin being gone leads to a lot of afk players, who knew
and as far as the server being unplayable just wait until the summer update that's gonna rape a lot of configs and probably make things like amp not work
>>715938067theyre probably afk because the game stopped being fun
>>715937919it's a weekend server so most people are just drunk or high including me but I still topscore so they're probably much worse off
>>715937919you're old and forgot how to have fun.
>>715938067>20 afk players at the time of this postJesus Christ
>>715938357only three afk on blue rn?
>>715938357>>715938406>all the AFKs are on MY nigger teamTIP PUH CUHL
>>715938406AFK in spec*
>it's now 35
petition to add cashnado to the motd lineup
>>715938067why was it removed anyway
the timer was a little short (i've come back from particularly bad shits and been autokicked) but how broken could it have been
>>71593864525*
55-25=30-3 or 5 = 25-27 acrual active players on the /v/an. When do we get a mirror addon so the anime model players can sit in front of it?
>>715939492it's not the same slop maps over and over again
Cashnado Advisory: F4 Cashnado Imminent
WE HAD A GOOD THING YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH
>>715939416ummm skinsisters...our response???
>More MvM
Aight, imma head out
>>715939671We lose one game and the retards with low enough IQ to touch the screen of a slot machine decide to quit.
girspetpig here, sorry about the powerplay i really just like spending time with you guys
>onahole
>prostate massager
>weed
>alcohol
why the fuck would I ever play video games when I can just get high + drunk and have mind bending orgasms all day every day
this shit is so fucking hot I can't even
I've literally broken my brain with the intense orgasms I've had tonight
I'm still throbbing in my ona and my butt is still plugged
holy fuck I feel so warm
THE FLESH IS WEAK
INVEST IN AUGMENTS
this gaylo micspam sucks holy shit
>>715940658You are chaff in a cosmic hi-fi sound universe
Get better material
You don't even smoke ciggies, nigger
>>715941225BELIEVE IN US BROTHER
>>715940658I jerk off to gay furry porn but even I'm not this far gone, seek help nigga
>>715940658Because unlike women you have a refractory period and every succeeding orgasm will be less stimulating than the last. You are biologically wired to NOT have an orgasm back to back.
>>715940697Shit-taste ass nigger lmao
finally it's over I feel a massive shit comming
see you niggers next weekend, fun stuff as always
THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT VS THE MOST RUSTED BATTLE DROIDS FROM GEONOSIS, THE OUTCOME WAS INEVITABLE
51 slot machine clicking robots on mvm_decoy
>GPU crashed and I had to restart my PC
>missed the ending
And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
>>715942124if that ever happens again try Win + Ctrl + Shift + B to restart your gpu driver
>>715942241im surprised that this is a genuine answer and the command doesn't do some shit like idk blow up your prostate or something
>>715942241assuming youre on windows*
I MISSED THE FUCKING MVM NIGHT?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?????
>>715942362and where were you?
>>715942162the good ol vans
>>715942373My condolences to your Core 2 Duo.
>>715942430Suck my dick faggot
>>715942436nigga you so gay you'd let a middle aged man suck you off for a sandy lake intel upgrade
>>715942526>intelget a load of this goy
>>715941862Jacking off 3 times in one day in a 12 hour period feels more intense each time
>>715942661This surely won't have an affect on your physical relationship with anyone you seek sexual relations with in the future.
is there any saysound more unfunny than ave/avemaria?
>>715942815exactly why i have a snd_restart bind for this and a few others
>>715942815yeah, whatever saysound got played before it
>>715942815all of the vocaloid ones
>>715942815Where's that shit from anyway?
>>715942815Have you actually gone through the 4k+ vansounds or chose whatever was in the top 10 most played?
>>715942774I made the only girl I've ever been with cry because I couldn't finish no matter what she did until I death gripped myself to completion so she felt like a failure as a woman
that's it for me great van tonight guys
why did this /v/an suck so hard
why did this /v/an fuck so hard
fucking suck* sorry mistyped
why did
>>715943447 suck me off so hard
sucking fucked* damn keyboard
how long has
>>715943553 been on HRT
>>715941971nah gaylo sucks
you should be ashamed
tranny erp suspect afk, his name? It's ____
>>715943576Doesn't matter he'll never look like a woman
>>715943639true, which is why he enjoys highrise too
>>715943607you have to be over 18 to post here
>>715943607Whatever helps ya cope dipshit
>>715943356what does this convey
>>715943720why are you upset over a mw2 map
>>715943853why are you picking bad maps
>>715943876I'm not but if the majority of the server (over half) wants to play on it, it's not a bad map.
>>715943903a majority of players having bad taste does not mean a map isn't bad
>>715943726i wish i was a woman and have agp related fetishes btw, i have a touhou model equipped too
>get transvestigated once
>completely shuts up
kwab
alright that splotoon and robo spray got me sniped
jesse what the fuck are you talking about
>>715943945please dm i will bottom for you, im levy btw
https://steamcommunity.com/id/WakeUpDpYourMom
thats what im fucking talking about!
can we transvestigate new people?
