Thread 715926504

>>715926504 (OP)
Most viable method of beating Saitama is diplomacy. If it comes to combat you've already lost.

>>715926504 (OP)
TWO saitamas!

>>715926504 (OP)
Give him a 1% off coupon

>>715926772
This.

i'd just challenge him to a fight in season 2 and the director would would edit around it to save money

>>715926504 (OP)
>>715926504 (OP)
>>715926504 (OP)

TOON. FORCE.

>>715926504 (OP)
Challenge him to something mundane and non-physical and he probably loses considering he's a pretty mediocre guy.

>>715926870
So not only do you lose, but you don't even get a cool loss either, just one off screen.

>>715926504 (OP)
As long as it's not fighting, you can beat him in pretty much everything.

>>715926504 (OP)
make him watch season 2

>>715926504 (OP)
The same way lex luthor beats superman

Trigun/General Zod Scenerio. Be a good person but force him into a situation where if he touches you he will kill you. He'll surrender.

You can't, not by pure force or prowess. He is literally designed to be unlimited OP character for the sake of it.

So, if you re-draw your definition of "victory" there are other ways

>>715927240
He don't care that much about public opinion; remember the time he punched an asteroid to save the city, and the broken chunks still destroyed it.

Easy.

Eat me spinach

>>715926504 (OP)
You can't, but he wishes you could. That's this whole shtick.

>>715926504 (OP)
Saitama is a meta character. He could one-punch a multiversal Eldritch God and die of Cancer the next day. Maybe Truck-kun could wreck him too.

>>715928217
Nah, Truck-kun would end up getting isekai'd itself.

>>715926504 (OP)
saitama is a gag character and as such, he can only be beaten by other gag characters like arale

>>715926504 (OP)
Just relentlessly sass him, he can't just explode civilians to bits if no one is actually attacking him.

Is the game good

>>715926504 (OP)
Judge Doom GAPES this gagfag.

This objectively shitty thread is NOT about video games!

King has beaten him on Videogames.

>>715928428
Not in the slightest.

Shiki or Powerman

>>715926504 (OP)
GG EZ

>>715926772
This. As long as you're not a complete POS you can appeal to his frugality

>>715926952
Also this. King has defeated Saitama numerous times in fighting games

>>715926504 (OP)
1 Mosquito mogs him

>>715926504 (OP)
You have to be Bugs Bunny.
You have to be Bugs Bunny, when Bugs Bunny says "Why I ought-a"

If you are not Why I Ought-a Bugs Bunny you do not have the toonforce required.

>>715926504 (OP)
is the OPM game worth it at any price if you're a fan?

>>715926883
he probably has anti toon force

>>715926504 (OP)
At vidya, he's a complete jobber. The average /v/tard would beat him no problem.
At having hair, my win no questions asked.
Having a relationship with a woman, my win once again.
Having decent employment that pays well, Saitama is once again 'jobbing' on this one.
In a fist fight he probably has an advantage.
Bit there's also no way he'd be able to outdo my enchilada recipe.

So all in all he doesn't have much going for him.

>>715926504 (OP)
We saw his strength's peak in the manga not too long ago so just bring in any DBZ bad guy from around the Saiyan arc and it's good enough to deal with him.

Popeye could take him.

>>715926883
This is the worst powerup I've ever seen

>>715928296
>sapient truck driving around isekai fantasy world and becoming the hero
ngl I'd watch the fuck out of that

>>715928724
It's more than that, Bugs also needs the Daffy clause to be in effect. No duck, no win.
But at that point it's overkill, not even UI Goku stands a chance at that point.

>>715928727
I wouldn't pay 60$ for it, but it's definetly worth picking up on sale if you're a fanboy. I thoroughly enjoyed the self insert autism.

>>715928762
No such thing.
Toonforce is irreverance.
Anti-Toonforce would be seriousness.
And irreverance always beats seriousness.

It doesn't matter how austere a funeral is. When someone farts in the moment of silence, the mood is entirely ruined.

>>715928687
How do you beat this?

>>715929067
>And irreverance always beats seriousness.
Not if you're a Dragon Ball character, thankfully.
GOOF Force not making it far.

>>715929209
He was defeated with a noose like two panels later.

>>715929067
Toon Force is basically just reality warp with a goofy make-up

>>715929209
Babies are like starting a character, looking at how fucked up they are in actual lighting and then starting over. Who cares about deleting saves that are like minutes in?

>>715926883
Ichigo would slaughter every member of the strawhat crew

Retarded powerscalers that praise and sing Toonforce always conveniently forget that 95% of the time that very same thing works against the gag character when you get a scenario like
>grabs a giant fucking shotgun out of nowhere and it blows up in the dude's own face instead of shooting right
>punches some dude with gigantic muscular arm and instead of harming the random, all the bones in the gag character's arm turn into actual dust
>gag character just straight up dies and a ghost flies out of them with a halo and a white robe as they fly towards the sky

>>715926504 (OP)
Tell the writer that if they dont make him lose you will kill a real life baby and also a kitten and puppy.

>>715928793
>At vidya, he's a complete jobber. The average /v/tard would beat him no problem.

I completely forgot he's a complete shitter when it comes to vidya.

>>715926504 (OP)
Kiryu's Tiger Drop negates all damage

>>715926581
>try jew tactic
>Saitama beat you up
Violence is the answer to everything

>>715926504 (OP)
>Remove adjective immortal
>Add adjective non-existent

GGEZ

>>715928762
Pretty much has it himself.
>>715929463
More like the writer is just fucking around and it shouldn't be considered a power at all.

>>715929312
Why wasn’t Arale in the tournament of power instead of fucking Tien?

>>715928462
How the fuck do you come to that conclusion?

>>715926504 (OP)
Bribe a grocery store somewhere else to start an emergency flash sale.

>>715926504 (OP)
challenge him to play a fighting video game

>>715929825
>comparing the ONE garou fight versus murata's
god what a fucking trainwreck

>>715929657
Could work in the west but a Japanese guy? He would make the character win just to spite you and then laugh about something Buddhism related.

>>715926504 (OP)
Challenge him to a game of Third Strike

>>715926504 (OP)
We have to wait at least 4 years to get Tats vs Saitama fight animated, man.

>>715930094
Better question, why'd they resurrect Freeza instead of Cell?

>>715930363
Yeah I dropped it after that.

>>715926504 (OP)
>hey guys I'm just a hero for fun except when I want it to become my job except when I defeat a bad guy that wiped out S-rank heroes and made the citizens think heroes were worthless except when my series turns into exactly what I was parodying!

world cutting slash
>b-b-b-b-b-b-bu-
world cutting slash

saitama got laid by two at the same time

>>715930845
Unclear outside of anime only filler what became of Cell after death while Freeza hadn’t moved on because he refused to repent while in hell, prolonging his torment. Freeza can also kind of be reasoned with when it benefits him as well and that is not the case with Cell.

>>715930845
Becausd Cell would be DBZ level. Meanwhile Frieza had his Golden form and God ki. Frieza also revealed to them that his race gets incredibly strong with only a little bit of training.

>>715926883
>character gets random 11th hour power up that completely changes the entire nature of their powers
Retarded

>>715929825
Nothing Saitama did, including that isn't toonforce tho. Interacting with portals doesn't make you a toonforce character. Goku breaking the manga panel physically was more toony than anything Saitama ever did.

>>715928727
>>715929036
It has a horrendous loading problem and character not spawning until secs later, but still a fine game when on discount, shame bandai/Spike wasted all resources on Jump Force and not on the game people would actually give a fuck about it..

>>715926504 (OP)
I'd wager the softest part of my body can beat his hardest, and t-bag his fist.

>>715928934
>loser kid runs in street to off himself
>driver swerves, hits light post, dies
>delivery man is perfect for fetch quests
>runs over monsters and bad guys
>they get isekai’d into the real world

>>715926504 (OP)
slapstick "toon force" characters are defeated by slapstick methods. just come up with a humorous way for him to lose.

>>715926504 (OP)
Hand him $100 to go away. GG2EZnoRE

Backup plan:
Put bobo-bo-bobobo-bo on TV. Bobobo-bo-bobobo could jump out of the TV and easily Kick one punch man's ass. Assuming bo-bo-bobobo-bobo would see his bald head and think one punch man is his enemy.

BRING ME BITCHTAMA

>>715926883
>jobs to bugs bunny

>>715926504 (OP)
SHITama jobs to GODsquito btw

>>715926504 (OP)
Crazy how this show didn't even last a full cour before it became the very thing it was making fun of.

>>715930845
They had only a few hours left to get their 10th participant because Buu fell asleep last minute.
Unless they wished Cell back then convinced him to join them then rushed him in the Time Chamber and got him to their level and had him master his form it wasn't gonna work out. Well that's implying he hasn't already had his soul purged and reincarnated.

>>715926504 (OP)
wrap his apartment in plastic while he sleeps and pump in helium.

>>715926504 (OP)
There have been endings to games where the universe and reality gets turned into nothingness, just open a 1-way portal and drop Saitama there, else just trick Saitama to remain for like a day or so inside a black hole or at least past the event horizon, if science is correct then when he realizes he got tricked he'll return at least thousands of years if not millions of years after you're long gone
>>715928687
Are the babies just strapped to him? because Saitama could move faster that any bullet, then crush the guy's gun while accidentally crushing the hand even Sound o' speed Sonic could get him

>>715928934
It’s called “Monster Truck” and the truck becomes an evil rapist villain and the hero is the delivery driver saving the day with his advanced logistical knowledge and part time hobby of ricing out Honda civics like the little ricenigger he is

>>715934029
I can't even tell if you are describing something that exists or just being silly on your own.

>>715928793
I love when King called him out on his refusal to even attempt to find personal fulfillment in any aspect of life outside of "having a fun fight".

>>715928687
I am more impressed by the fact that just 1 baby is crying

>>715926883
Saitama may himself have some low level toon force in the manga version with how he was freely handling Garou's portal. You could say it's also some kind of energy manipulation, but it just doesn't seem to be the case because he hasn't shown that kind of ability before.

>>715926504 (OP)
Tell him that the supermarket sale ends in 5 minutes

>>715926504 (OP)
Poison

He already has the japanese neet food mentality of eating what he can afford (which is the cheapest shit possible). Just be nice and cook him a few amazing meals and then poison one. Granted he eats monsters so it would have to be something really strong.

get spongebob to buck break him with his big yellow spongy toon physics cock

>>715926504 (OP)
Never watched past 1st season
How does he handle hostage situations? Is he sure to win because his speed is superior?

>>715926504 (OP)
He's pretty shit at video games so easily.

>>715928793
>In a fist fight he probably has an advantage.
>probably
kek

>>715928727
I always found a way to enjoy anime arena fighters even though they're all the same generic gameplay trying to copy the Naruto games.
This game, however, is the only game that I was so disappointed in that I somehow got GameStop to refund me for it.

Find some girl that's a hooker for fun and make him break his no nut challenge

>>715926504 (OP)
Be Bobobo

>>715926890
This would absolutely work on him

>>715926504 (OP)
Demonbane.

>>715926504 (OP)
Sealing him.

>>715933225
Kill yourself
Not because you're wrong, but because you reached the right conclusion with the wrong approach. Which means you're fucking retarded.

>>715939448
sovl

What if I just start flopping all over the ground and shitting myself, what's he gonna do then? Yeah. That's what I thought.

I made it to yellow belt in karate when I was 12, I got this. HORSE STANCE.

A lot of western cape GODmics beat him.

>>715939448
>when contrarianism goes too far
always the same tune with your ilk, "bad=good" "childish incompetence=soulful"
it's becoming predictable

>>715926504 (OP)
He’s already beaten since he’s in his 20s and already lost all his hair

>>715926870
...are you talking about the demon at the end of the season? thats how it was drawn in the manga bro, of all the things to complain about, you're whining that they kept close to the source material, just like in season 1??

>>715940394
They simply can't. Saitama's existence is a literal joke of being overpowered and unbeatable.

>>715940394
kill yourself soicuck. Western comics peaked in the early 90s for the most part, they've been creatively bankrupt and woke for decades now and you're a faggot for even shilling them.

>>715939448
stop huffing your own farts, its not better in any way other than the story is more current. OPM manga artists when they put in the effort, are the best artists in manga outside of Berserk teams.

>>715938684
Bobobo seems unfair against just about anyone. Even Kirby wouldn't stand much of a chance.

Is OPM worth watching for the shota?

>>715940394
Based capeGOD.

>>715929753
Brown hands typed this post.

>>715941674
I want tatsu gf

>>715941674
Nice 1girl standing bro.

>>715941842
thanks, I think I'll try being a little adventurous and do 1girl floating next

>>715926883
Luffy would get destroyed by Raditz much less Saitama who sneezed Saturn.

Notice how ONE never really introduced proper metaphysical magic in his universe, even hobo emperor was just throwing some 'energy balls', and all psychics do is basically applying physical force to you, but with their brain instead of muscles.
True magic hard-counters Saitama, something as simple as teleporting him into a pocket dimension (infinite and empty) would suffice.

>>715926504 (OP)
i ask him to let me win because i really need a victory in these trying times.

>>715939502
Doesn't work.

>>715942425
>something as simple as teleporting him into a pocket dimension (infinite and empty) would suffice
How are you supposed to beat pocket dimension meta

>>715942565
CHADulk destroyed an infinite pocket universe with a clap back in the 70s.

offer him a super deluxe premium hotpot

>>715929209
Anybody with time stop can save the babies and then just kill him.

The only problem with the manga is the constant redraws.

>>715942991
I still can't believe that time during the Garou vs. Saitama fight when Murata redrew the chapter that had JUST come out and took the story in a completely different (arguably shittier) direction.

There is 0 possible win scenarios for Saitama if he were to fight Jiren

>>715943278
What is it with these super strong fellas and struggling to open doors?

>>715943402
to be fair 99% of fiction cant beat jiren, he would make literally every video game character kneel

>>715943220
But the character design is kino.

>>715943278
SHITama can't even catch a mosquito.

>>715926504 (OP)
> I challenge him to a cookoff in lieu of actual fighting.
I’m pretty confident in my Lasagna rolls.

Saitama's entire ability can be boiled down to "he always rolls a natural 20." Doesn't matter what he's doing, if it's something that can be accomplished physically, he succeeds. It's not about strength, or power in general. It's about succeeding.

The only way to beat him is to like, explode the planet from the other side while he's playing a videogame or something. Anything where he will not be aware of danger until no amount of physical fuckery can prevent a situation he does not want. Even then, it'll probably just end up with him jumping from planet to planet until he lands on a new one with air.

>>715926504 (OP)
Call in Asura.

>>715943892
>

>>715942565
By being able to teleport between planes yourself, or having an object/ally that can do it for you.
Magic counters magic.
Also metaphysics counters magic, author introducing magic and establishing it's limits related to the character in question.
ONE could simply say that Saitama is too strong to be affected by magic.
But right now, even something as simple as becoming incorporeal would at least offer you complete safety from Saitama.
And illusions/mind-affecting spells would let you fuck with him even if he is immune to any direct damage.
>Yeah, these two monsters you just exploded into gore were actually your two only friends, King and Genos, lol.
or worse
>Here's a ghost radio that will follow you around blasting sounds you hate the most right in your left ear at 200% volume 24/7
or even worse
>The price tag saying this beef is 50% off was an illusion, you fucking stole that meat
Soon he'll go mad and either stop being a hero, kill himself, or destroy the world

>>715943220
is there an archive of the redraws? I remember seeing a promo panel but wondering why I never actually saw it while reading

>>715940531
no babe, I'm saying season 2 had a fighting tourney and didn't actually show the fights. the last 6 episodes were filler ovas that didn't have fight scenes either
complete dogshit season
made tenchi ova 3 look good by comparison

>>715944318
All the retconned chapters:
https://cubari.moe/read/gist/Z2lzdC9mdW5reWhpcHBvL2RkMTlkNjU3NjhjOGJlMTk3MTFmZTllMjAwNDVkOGY1L3Jhdy9vcG0tc2NyYXBwZWQuanNvbg/
I see that they were doing some Blast bullshit with the Ninja arc but it seems it was dialed down in the redraws to being almost webcomic level.

>>715926883
Serious series >>>>> Toon force

>>715944073
in his latest super-fight against the hero killer, he literally broke time with his super-punch and reversed it, whilst still keeping his memories and many of the people around him kept theirs too, but the villains forgot.

The webcomics been going hard lately. I love this nigga like you wouldnt believe.

Reminder Mosquito Girl survived and you can even see it in her original episode for a split second.

>>715944524
I don't read Murata's stuff.
Sounds like he is more well-versed in powerfaggotry than ONE is.
Good for him I guess.

>>715930845
At that point in the story Frieza was far stronger than Cell.

>>715944331
No retard, i don't recall any real differences between how the manga portrayed the fighting tourney and the anime itself. Feel free to go read it yourself, again, they were sticking to the mangas portrayal of events, i recall being slightly annoyed while reading the manga how little attention they paid to the actual tourney aswell, but the real story was happening outside.

It was a classic bait and switch, but it wasn't executed overly well, in the manga, or the anime. Cope, come up with a real criticism you sperg. Here, ill give you a freebie.

Season 2 of OPM was mid for 2 simple reasons.
1. A different animation studio which still tried, but had lesser talent
2. You literally cannot equal or surpass season 1, which was an incredible, perfect story arc with a hall of fame finale, the creator himself couldn't do it and pivoted into character stories and world building instead.

>>715930363
>Murata set up the fight to end with a dialogue
>get interested because it might top the webcomic
>Murata tosses everything and redraws it into a shonenshit fight, even adds the kill God cliche
Words cannot describe how I feel about hi.

>>715943552
Best gal. Got me to start working out again.

>>715926504 (OP)
Kyros the Overlord from Tyranny is quite possibly THE strongest character in fiction.
His power is anything he wants. He writes these edicts which will 100% happen.
>but how would he defeat [overpowered character]??
>"[character] loses all abilities, resistances and immortalities, then dies"
Sure, these "I can do literally anything I want" powers are retarded but that's beside the point.

>>715926504 (OP)
Is he asexual or something? Did he broke his libido alongside his limiter?
How can you have a sex goddess like Fubuki all over you that often and not try anything?

>>715942486
Toonforce is magic and Superman is weak against it, maybe he could beat Goku but Saitama is a gag character.

>>715926504 (OP)
Summon Goku, superman and sasuke

>>715944938
He's so powerful that he defeated his carnal urges once and for all.

>>715942590
Probably, he has the same "always wins" perk but with even more bullshit like actual reality manipulation.

>>715944898
>He writes these edicts which will 100% happen.
That's like half of all "overpowered auto win" characters.

>>715926883
>Toon force
>Scenario is not funny
>Toon force doesn't work
No one ever talks about this. Or the factor of toon force working against the toon, which is more common. Toon force isn't reliable.
Also if you want to introduce narrative based factors, what about plot armor and the protagonist factor?

>>715944938
He has a different flavor of brainrot to you. Women no longer hold any interest to him.

>>715944815
Not bad, not bad...
HOWEVER

>>715944938
>>715945020
>>715945220
Okay, what about his oppai shirt?

>>715945510
Old clothes. He's transcended fashion too so he doesn't care about replacing his shit from back when he was a loser.

>>715945198
The toonforce is what makes it funny I guess, and you are right about the plot armor, Saitama has definite plot armor, so much he can't get hurt at all, that's his thing which is why many don't like OPM, with other toonforce characters you can follow some character development or some tension, but Saitama is just super powerful and can't lose, the main draw of the series is seeing the enemies struggling to grasp that premise.

>>715926504 (OP)
Luthor would easily ruin his life.

>>715945628
>He entered the store
>cancel all the discounts

>>715944898
loses easy to featherine lol

>>715945006
Sasuke lost to a tree.

couldnt this dude just change his name to something like "Powerless Ant" and squash him or something

One Stab Man matadors him ez and Dead Ringers if he gets hit

>>715926504 (OP)
The only way to *beat* Saitama would be psychic powers. He is basically impervious to everything, that is literally his power. His "limiter" which is something that keeps mortal weak in his universe is broken. He is basically a god, that can't be hurt unless it's by another one.

>>715926504 (OP)
Wario from Wario Land II can't die and uses damage to his own advantage, he could tank all his hits and even use them against him.

>>715948271
Isn't she like the strongest Psychic in his universe? Couldn't do anything to him.

>>715948543
She has telekinesis and crazy destructive powers but no mind control.

>>715948271
Wasn't this alien first officer a psychic grandmaster?
He couldn't kill him.

>>715926504 (OP)
kunagawa if he's not a jobber, sadly he actually is a jobber

>>715948649
Like Professor X? Because I think heroic types like Saitama and Ness are immune to mind control, they have their mind set on their goal that they can't give up, I mean Giygas had influence over basically anyone and Ness went into his dimension and still won.

>>715945080
i miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe, shame it got axed

>>715926504 (OP)
Mosquitos. Lots of mosquitos.

What happens if he punches himself?

>>715949004
zenkai boost

>>715931017
Oh? He actually finally fucked the gremlin?

>>715949094
It's not even aspirins on an ironing board at this point.

>>715949094
I'm so used to her being flat that I didn't even notice the edit until anon pointed it out.

>>715944898
Yeah, but does that count when half of Saitama's gimmick is just "he wins somehow just because it's funny that he gets bored of shit all the time"?
I've played Tyranny too (need to replay it some time soon though), and all I can think of is OPM getting Death Note'd and it'd just reflect off his head and blow the moon up because haha funny, or everything in a 10-mile radius of him is completely vaporized and there's a Saitama-shaped pillar of dirt where he's standing and he's just confused because he saw a gold piece on the ground a second ago and he thought he was rich.
It's always hard to gauge Saitama's power levels because there's a legit chance that The actual God Himself who also manages to become Super Saiyan 999999999 were to get sick of him and erase the concept of Saitama from existence by reality-warping every dimension from 1-99999 into the Infinite Unexistence, it'd happen right when Saitama's finally about to beat King in a videogame, and Saitama would then be so upset (with silly face) that he'd one-shot God with a yell, and God then loses all his powers and vomits up existence and the entire multiverse is put back to normal but the only difference is that Saitama lost the match against King, and King doesn't believe him when he says he actually won.
Like, that kind of plot could actually happen, he's THAT kind of character and it's THAT kind of show.

Mob Psycho 100 >OPM (Webcomic/S1) >>>> OPM ( Maruta slop post Boros)

>>715949004
He punches himself

Just write comic where he loses

>>715949291
>King doesn't believe him when he says he actually won.
lol

>>715941674
God I wish women were real

>>715926504 (OP)
Is Saitama immune to time freezes?

>>715930845
Cell is too hard to draw

>>715949004
Some guy comes in & says "stop punching yourself" & Saitama gets really really embarrassed that he got owned like that.

>>715944524
Was there another hero killer fight after the MA arc? Because in that one, everyone forgets except Genos, who nobody believes.

>>715926883
Luffy's toon force powers are almost entirely cosmetic, his main plan in 5th gear is still just to punch his opponent into submission

>>715949478
One where he gets a wish, and he wishes to lose against someone

>>715948250
considering Spy's backstabs deal 500% of maximum health damage he would genuinely 1 shot saitama

>>715926883
Kneel.

>>715949738
THAT WEESH IS BEJOND MY POWER, ESE.

>>715949557
I don't think there was a time freeze fag so far, but it's likely that he's immune to it anyway. Especially if it can be turned into a gag.

Saitama has demonstrated that he needs to hold his breath while in outer space, which implies that he needs to breathe.

If it was possible to transport him to a dimension that was entirely a vacuum or without a breathable atmosphere, it would probably die eventually.

It's unknown if his breath holding is just for comfort or necessity, but it's about the only weakness he has ever shown.

He also apparently ages like a normal human being, so if you could accelerate time around him somehow you might be able to cause him to die of old age.

>>715949360
No lies detected

>>715949863
>Especially if it can be turned into a gag.

So there's the trick: make it so that there's absolutely nothing funny about what you're doing to him. When someone is empowered by the conventions of comedy, they are also bound by those same conventions. With toon force users, for example, they can do anything, but only if it would be funny. So the greatest weakness of any character empowered by comedy is a situation so dire and devoid of humor that any joke would fall flat.

>>715929209
No fucks and a hand grenade.

>>715949945
He only did it the first time since he wasn't aware if he could breathe or not just in case
When he was on jupiter he didn't hold it and was able to talk

>>715949878
It ain't right.

>>715939448
Yep, had a great storytime in /a/ recently too, showing a lot of fellas how superior the webcomic is.

>>715949945
Is he immune to poison? Actually, is there a list of everything he's canonically immune to? I need to know what not to do.

>>715926504 (OP)
Teleport a grenade inside of his head

>>715930390
I always though saitama was supposed to be some kind of buddist metaphor
>achieved enlightenment through simple training
>losing hair and his general apathy is akin to losing attachments to the real world
>as one with the universe he is unstoppable and indestructable
>despite that he still fights for the good of living things
the only real problem is that he's dumb, impatient and still concerned about worldly affairs e.g. being a cheapskate, it's like he accidently achieved physical enlightenment but skipped mental enlightenment

>>715950340
He's basically immune to everything. He's equivalent to the road runner where when wile e coyote paints a tunnel on a wall it becomes an actual tunnel for the road runner while it's just a wall for the coyote when he tries to run through it too. Everyone else has to obey at least some semblance of laws of the universe and he just consistently breaks them in silly ways.

>>715950720
>wile e coyote paints a tunnel on a wall it becomes an actual tunnel for the road runner while it's just a wall for the coyote when he tries to run through it too.
This will never not be funny

Okay, but how do you beat the Great Degenerate?

>>715926883
Based and toonpilled

My HERO Thor easily kills him.

>>715950720
So just do what I said in >>715950065. If he wins because it's funny for him to win, then beating him is simply a matter of setting the right tone. Make things serious and grim, so grim that his antics just wouldn't belong, and there's nothing he can do.

A time traveler can kill saitama when he was weak

Is he immune to time fuckery?

>>715926504 (OP)
I'd just become him

>>715950996
>Make things serious and grim, so grim that his antics just wouldn't belong, and there's nothing he can do.
That happened. He still won and then time was rewound to undo all the horrible things that happened.

>>715937863
If he gets there in time, pretty much. Nobody taking a hostage can react fast enough to prevent them being taken away.
>>715926504 (OP)
The only way to deal with saitama is mental attacks. Not psychic powers, but crush his will and spirit with bullshit like showing him all the grocery sales he just barely missed.
Or since this is /v/, kirby. Kirby is the answer to all power level arguments, always has been, always is, always will be.

>>715950996
Have you seen jappo writing? In your bleak scenario, Saitama's stomach would growl, and he'd just stop for lunch not taking the scenario seriously, making all the edgelords look stupid.

>>715938684
Don't you have to be just as retarded as Bobobo to beat him? Even then he'll just do something even more silly to beat you so yeah he wins. Not even Don Patch could beat him

>>715951345
Saying Kirby is cheating, he's even more bullshit than Saitama as he can canonically hold all the powers, switch at will instantly and never dies, not even the embodiment of good and evil can beat him.

>>715951217
Then they didn't make it grim enough. I mean so grim that literally ANY punchline will fail. So grim that it makes the blackest of black comedy look like a knock-knock joke.

>>715951417
Isekai the bald fucker into the Berserk world and make him live Guts' life. We'll see how funny Chrome Dome is after the Eclipse.

>>715943278
That door could SOLO dr Gero’s door.

>>715931328
Apple 5 niggas can't into creativity

>>715951506
Yeah, he would have bitchslapped all the eclipse demons ezpz and called Griffith weird for getting all bent out of shape, then invited him for burgers or something (Griffith's paying) [cue laugh-track].
I really don't think you get how writing works at a fundamental level.

>>715948543
Sex
>>715949094
Sex
>>715949878
Sex

>>715926504 (OP)
You don't, that's the point.

>>715951653
what did he mean by this?

>>715951462
That's antithetical to the comic. It was literally everyone was dead and the earth was practically destroyed in a fight against "absolute evil" and there was still fart joke that enabled him to win.

>>715948724
>sexiest character dies almost as soon as he appears
Shame

>>715944593
She was ressurected from cells

>>715926504 (OP)
dodge

>>715951647
>I really don't think you get how writing works at a fundamental level.

Oh, trust me, I do. And I know that the only way to beat a character who breaks the rules is to break the rules yourself. It's very simple: create an absurdly overpowered character who exists only to kill other absurdly overpowered characters.

>>715951781
>That's antithetical to the comic.

THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT, STUPID. If you want to beat Saitama, you need to take away every possible advantage he has, including the home field advantage! He breaks the rules, but he plays by his own rules, so you need to break THOSE rules to beat him!

>>715948271
Saitama has psychic resistance.

>>715926883
>gets punched
>loses

>>715952085
>>715952153
That's what he is. His whole gag is a guy going "grrr I'm seventeen billion times stronger than the sun, I'm sun-man!" and then he punches him.

You could write "beats one punch man-man" but will anyone care? And wouldn't one punch man still just punch him cause that'd be funny? The more you try-hard the more he wins because it becomes even more funny when he yawns and punches it.

>>715952085
Well, that actually might work, but that has nothing to do with the grimdark point. Ironically, going for a lighter tone, and having a King vs Saitama fight could actually have King win out of some contrived absurdity.

>>715952153
If you're taking him out of One Punch Man universe you may as well just write "Also, he's really weak now."

>>715952284
>His whole gag is a guy going "grrr I'm seventeen billion times stronger than the sun, I'm sun-man!" and then he punches him.

So you're saying that it's a RULE that he'll win because it's funny. But since when does that bald fuck have a monopoly on breaking the rules? If he can take a serious scene and ruin it by making it funny, then a character of equal or greater power could do the opposite, and ruin his comedic scene by making it serious.

>>715952348
You could go full Duck Amuck on him if you wanted.

>>715952479
Maybe the secret is amusing him enough to make him believe his opponent is stronger, after all, all he wants is a good fight, and his idea of a good fighter is someone that does it for fun.

>>715952613
Look, just make him fight a clone or an alternate universe version of himself or something. They'll be evenly matched, so they'll either be trapped in an eternal battle or their bodies will eventually give out and they'll both drop dead. And if one of them is still standing by the end, he'll probably be softened up enough that you can finish him off.

>>715951916
He's a space octopus

>>715926504 (OP)
The plot of his world is that no one can beat him, what a stupid question.

>>715952479
>then a character of equal or greater power could do the opposite, and ruin his comedic scene by making it serious.
This literally happens and he goes "huh, what are you talking about?" and then punches him.

>>715952789
He would just have a best fay fighting his clone and vice versa, then after notice they cant hurt themselfs they would become best friend

>>715953370
out of 10!

>>715951916
>sexiest character
Close but that title belongs to Manako

>>715953370
>he doesn't like space octopuses
ngmi

>>715953704
That's just a normal human girl with some tentacles for shadows...

>>715953704
>posts a generic anime girl

>>715953510
>>715953560
Do you want this motherfucker dead or not?

>>715926504 (OP)
Being intangible seems like a good start
If you can teleport his ass into another solar system he can be as invincible as he wants over there and his farts won't really make a difference.

Basically have broken powers too but ones that aren't ungabunga and he can't do much even with his comedy levels of strength

>>715944898
He almost lost to a loli with mind control powers, the only reason she didn't kill himself is the kid lost her nerve.

His edicts don't matter if you just kill the cunt.

>>715954012
Yeah, but actually pick something that could kill him. Your points are too focused and completely ignore (and actually feed into) the tone armor that he has. The best way to kill him is in some shitty off-screen collateral damage way, which will strip him of this.
If he is the focus at all. He will win in any fight to the death, so just go "oh he died to the thanos snap", or something. If the snap happened in OPM, he'd live 100%, but in a crossover/multiverse thing where he isn't THE main character, he could totally die to this. However, even in a crossover he'd win every time he is on screen, because that's just who he is.
Kill him quietly and without fanfare.

>>715926504 (OP)
poison while he sleeps or infecting yourself with aids and make your blood touch him

>>715931318
That's a turbo retarded explanation. Good thing toriyama is dead. His creativity died decades ago.

>>715928343
Saitama vs Mash Burndead.
That would be a fun fight to watch.
But we really know they wouldnt even fight and Mash would just invite Saitama for tea and cream puffs

>>715954471
>Kill him quietly and without fanfare.

Write his name in a Death Note. "Dies of a heart attack off-page and loudly soils his piss-yellow Underoos in the process." DONEZO.

>>715926772
>punches your head off and yanks the coupon

>>715951979
No, otherwise she would have both legs.
anon they made it ANOTHER joke that saitama can't kill mosquitos

>>715931318

Cell has the DNA and potential of Frieza though. Give him a 3 page training arc like Frieza got and he'll become Golden Cell who is the strongest character until Goku gets another power up to beat him (or maybe they'll give it to Gohan).

>>715955921
he wouldnt, if you weren't going to do anything after giving him it. Sometimes a battle is won without bloodshed, and realistically, that's the only way YOU will win against saitama. a Draw. Offer him some coupons to end the fight, and bam done. closest thing to a win. because if you try to fuck him afterwards, you'll suddenly no longer exist

Hard counter him

>>715933849
Saitama would just time travel back before he entered the black hole.

>>715926883
There's not necessarily anything wrong with this, but often when you're on the outside of some fanbase you can see them talking up some quote or moment like it's really cool, charming or memorable in some way, but in a vacuum it just seems lame. I don't think there's anything wrong with that because part of what makes stories work is engaging you to the point that when it gets to something that might seem silly at face value, you find that you're more in-tune with whatever the creative intent was and it's more effective than if you just had it thrown at you from the outset.

I'm sure One Piece is the same and a lot of these moments work because of the existing engagement its built, but all the same, more than anything else I've ever seen, every single thing from it I ever see its fans talk about being so cool and awesome just looks like the gayest shit ever at a glance.

>>715955921
He wouldn't do that because he's not a Zack Snyder character

You just need to be so weak that it's actually more funny that Saitama loses to you. For example a mosquito and a cat won against Saitama.

>>715926504 (OP)
"I'll pay you 10,000 yen to fuck off and we can call it a draw."

Just punch him really hard.

you dont need to beat him if you aren't a shit person who deserves to die

>>715926883
>activate toon force
>get punched
>die because there is nothing much funnier than a wet fart so toon force will side with the other guy on this

>>715926504 (OP)
For the original webcomic, he's still an unknown variable.
For the Muratashitverse, he has a known initial variable, so you just need someone probably on the level of maybe Freeza final form to one shot him before he starts getting passively exponentially stronger. Anyone who starts on his level, has no chance.

>>715944724
Yeah, the whole fight was shit prior to that, but if he had actually ended it with this, it at least would have had hilariously novelty.

>>715961923
It's a George Mallory thing.

>>715928687
>wait until baby shits itself

>>715958430
>>715961190
Really depends on your crime. If all you did was some shoplifting, he might just lose interest and leave if you just run away. But if you’ve made it clear that you are a danger to innocent bystanders, he will most likely punch you (even killing you if you show signs of malice)

>>715958660
doesn't work.
Garou tried it and saitama stopped the punch

>>715950938
I have never seen One Piece but why does this look so obnoxious
Clearly it thinks it's REALLY funny and it's just not

>>715944724
they already fucked it up by not having garou demolish s class

>>715926504 (OP)
offer to give him some free coupons that expire by the end of the day so he has no choice but to run off to use them

>>715967078
If he was Jewish, you could just give him a coupon for free bacon and his head would immediately explode.

>>715966754
Oda's "style" is terrible, never understood why One Piece became so big but I find this concept very interesting, although terribly executed, it just tries too hard to be like an old cartoon but mixed with those weird action camera pans and over exaggerated animation it just looks ridiculous, the rest of the fight looks just like that.

>>715966754
its the anime. who cares only retards watch it

>>715941674
>AI slop
Fuck off

>>715941674
>AI slop
more.

>>715966754
it's way funnier in the manga. peak 10/10 comedy

>>715926504 (OP)
I would just watch a less shitty anime.