Thread 715926939

>>715926939 (OP)
Yes
t. John Developer, inventor of vidya

what the fuck are you talking about

buy an ad

Lucy Lawless is very pretty!

>>715927020
the inventor of advertisements, here in person, to shill advertisements

>>715926995
Don't try to act coy, you absolute nigger.

>>715926939 (OP)
Cute

>>715927312
kek

>>715926939 (OP)
So tell me Developer,
what episode was this? I wanna try fapping to Xena

>>715928153
Xena is practically unwatchable I know she wears a bra I saw it and they weren't invented in that era or in whatever medieval fantasy world she lives in it's not immersive at all.

Didn't read, if you want to make a Xena thread just say so since it has a game. Remember how these actors loved their roles btw and being sexy. It's only lefties and ugly feminists who take these away from us.

>>715926939 (OP)
no modern writter understood why this girlboss story worked
Xena fucked up everything through her whole life, and the show is she trying to unfuck up all the shit she did.
it's a redemption story
and without that, a girlboss is just a mary sue, annoying and boring

>>715927187
Unironically the only reason to watch that show

>>715928360
>they weren't invented in that era
the era isnt real
>or in whatever medieval fantasy
how do you know bras werent invented there?

>>715928153
I think she gets her tits out in Spartacus?

>>715928360
So is Hercules, but I still like it.

>>715928407
I remember watching that show and Hercules when I was like 8 and then they blew my fucking mind with the crossover episodes.

>they can do that?!?

>>715928407
I want Xena to captain my starship. If you know what I mean
>>715928552
Sure, but Spartacus isn't nostalgic. And it annoys me that Spartacus got replaced so early in tbe show.

>>715926939 (OP)
Calf are the cutest baby animal

>>715928537
it was supposed to be a mythical version of year zero, but also stuff that happened a hundred of years later are also in it, also stuff that happened thousands of years before too.

>>715928730
>And it annoys me that Spartacus got replaced so early in tbe show.

I mean the dude died of cancer. I prefered the first guy too, but it couldn't be helped.

>>715928654
This isn't super relevant but I read a lot of true crime and obviously, in real life, crossover episodes don't happen. That's not how it works.

Except one time it did. I fucking loved the attorney that represented Charles Mansen. He was so sleazy and hilarious. But his story ends and you move on.

A while after I read Helter Skelter, I picked up another book called The Onion Field. It's about two cops who got murdered in LA around that time. They didn't even give the name of the defence attorney defending the bad guys in that one but I recognized him instantly by his antics and that really blew my mind. Irving fucking Kanarek, back again to defend the scummiest people with the scummiest tactics, who makes prosecutors fucking seeth. It was amazing. That will never happen again.

>>715928963
he represented Jimmy Lee Smith?

that's fucking wild, but then again, I couldn't imagine anybody else doing it

>>715929121
Irving Kanarek is a minor hero of mine. You know, in real life, no one believes that Phoenix Wright, "do anything possible for client to get an acquittal" nonsense.

But Kanarek did believe that.

>>715929509
>objecting hearsay to the witness' name

lmao, watching his trials had to be a fucking blast

well I typed into the search engine because of this thread but it didn't show up so I guess these are the choices.

>>715926939 (OP)
hey man cool it with the antisemitism

>>715928897
>I mean the dude died of cancer.
Well fuck him. Because he was weak to cancer the rest of the show is only okay-good

>>715929661
Closest thing I can imagine to today is Darrell Brooks. That one was nuts. Generally self-represented defendants get assigned a lawyer to babysit them so they don't act completely retarded all over the courtroom, but it didn't happen for Mr. Brooks. They just let him go wild and filmed the whole thing. Maybe I should download it myself before that inevitably gets wiped from the internet. The guy built a box fort in court out of evidence boxes at one point. They made South Park parodies of him which actually went along with the unedited dialogue really well.

https://youtu.be/otf_lQg2VYM


I actually do watch the major trials from time to time, like Johnny Depp, Alec Baldwin, that Diddy guy, and so on.

>>715929680
Find a better website

>>715927187
she's got that evil face for actresses who don't get to be main characters...I would like to define it as...the sort of face that looks like she usually has a uni-brow, but shaved it off

>>715928537

look at this fucking shit. matching tops and bottoms? and that blonde one has dots? you think they had clothes with dots!?!?

>>715926939 (OP)
I wish dyke Xena didn't supplant Chadcules. Sad.

>>715931982
oh no...

>>715932791
women can't actually fuck eachother, they don't have cocks. sort of a dumb question to ask.

>>715928835
>a mythical version of year zero
there's no historical version of year zero you fucking inbred

>>715931982
>they had clothes with dots?!
sure, why the fuck not? are you retarded?|

>>715933982
don't need a cock to fuck, moron

>>715926939 (OP)
God the women on Xena were so fucking hot. NGL I still want to fuck Lucy Lawless.

>>715926939 (OP)
Is that young Lisa Cuddy

>>715926939 (OP)
>If you post a game on /v/ it must mean you are the 0.03% of trans.
This place has become a dumb 82 IQ turd world board.

>>715934294
how else are you going to do it?

>>715934436
>UMMM XENA IS REAL LIFE DUDE!!!!
it's not based in reality you fucking idiot

>>715934487
virgin alert!

>>715928407
How poltarded do you have to be to start frothing about leftists in a Xena thread? Thats some top tier programing brainrot.

>>715934436
>muh realism
>quotes AI
true midwit

why don't we simply give Enya a gatling gun?

>>715933982
It's fiction, you can make girls have cocks

>>715934589
Shut the fuck up lefttard.

>>715931982
me in the middle

>>715928458
it worked because it was a dumb fantasy. I don't think a man would have pulled off the "spin on a spear sticking out of the ground at a 90 degree angle and kick everyone in the face" any better than a woman could. it's not a real thing people can do.

though if anyone could pull it off, it would be a girl, since they are lighter.

>>715939160
Xena:Agility::Hercules:Strength

Am I the only one that watched Conan?

>>715927020
hide the thread incel

>>715939747
this gay loser watched shirtless men when he could have been watching women

>>715939958
You might think you've landed some kind of gotcha here but in dissing Conan you've only revealed yourself to be an uncultured nigger. Try to do better next time, shitposter-kun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo9buo9Mtos

>>715939747
My brother did. He also wanted the entire family to watch Broke Back Mountain

>>715931397
You mean the dedicated Kubric Stare face? Or even
>What if Jack Nicolson was a hot girl?