Thread 715942324

>Open voice chat
>"Anon, you sound like a girl!"

>>715942324 (OP)
>>715944631
Die

>think i have a normal voice
>i actually sound incredibly gay

>>715944718
you are me, and I am you. We're both of us, together.

>open voice chat
>"Anon, you sound like a nigger"

>>715942324 (OP)
I played with a guy who I kept accidentally calling 'her' because he sounds so much like a girl.
He's actually just a faggot

>>715945239
Did you want to suck his cock?

>>715942324 (OP)
You post like you have childhood trauma

>>715945324
be my bf :(

>>715942324 (OP)
Are you embawassed?

I sound like a girl but I like masculine things.

>hate voice
>feel bad
>friends say it's good
>feel good

>>715945368
Alright then.
>>715945403
Such as?

>>715942324 (OP)
you need to finish the story
>half of the lobby ironically starts pining for your attention
>it makes me sick and so I quit
fuck you!

>>715945429
That's not how you become someone's bf >:(

I need a guy that sounds like a girl

>>715945289
No, even if I were a homosexual, when I saw him on cam I did not think he was very attractive.

>>715945458
How do you do that?

why is /v/ infested with so many gays? did your parents not raise your properly?

>>715945506
Take me out on a date. Right now. Like you mean it.

>>715945417
Same

>>715945429
I dunno..

>>715942324 (OP)
I've sounded like a 40 year old man since I was 15. That's how I would lie to get into clans to play competitive shooters when I was younger. I miss those days.

>>715944718
Maybe go play Roblox then, stupid fucken squeaker

>>715945536
Where would you wanna go on this supposed date?
>>715945568
I think fishing is pretty neat

>>715942324 (OP)
Don't lie OP, anyone with ears can detect that fake feminine voice.
I had a friend catfish a bunch of people into free carries, gold and loot in various mmo games by having his baby mama talk for him. I thought it was crazy the lengths people would go to, to not get good.

>>715945634
I like fishing games.

>>715945136
>get auto banned because there are AI that monitor every conversation

>>715945526
They are women pretending to be gay dudes.

>>715942324 (OP)
People always tell me I sound like a gay twink or a tranny. I'm neither of those things. I used to have to occasionally talk over a PA system for one of my jobs and I would intentionally make my voice deeper becasue I hate listening to my faggot ass voice.

>>715945634
You're supposed to decide to show that you care and that you know what I like and that you're a good boyfriend.

>>715942324 (OP)
no anon, what i said was "Anon, why are you trying to sounds like a girl"

>>715945746
KEK

>>715942324 (OP)
Every time I see this post, I just think of that one Anon saying he used real measurements with an ERP bot and the bot wouldn't stop calling his dick a 'clitty' as a result every time.

I sound like a guy and I like masculine things.

have you ever fapped in voice with someone else? its like the closest to sex you'll ever get as an incel virgin, dont ask me how I know...

>>715942324 (OP)
OP just transition already so I don't feel gay when you suck my cock

>>715946028
How about having actual sex

>>715946091
That's exclusively for normalgods.

>>715946091
impossible

>wish I sounded like a femboy
>realize I don't even know what femboys sound like

>>715946142
post your tummy or gtfo

>>715946127
>>715946137
Why? Are you allergic to real sex or something?

>>715946142
Like men because they are men

>>715942324 (OP)
>open voice chat
>teammate immediately starts a vote kick

>>715946183
if it were attainable I would have done it already

>>715946091
What’s sex gonna do for someone that has never loved anyone before?

>>715946207
What do you sound like to warrant that?

>>715946207
if your team can perform without voice chat, then voice chat is not needed. If your team must have voice chat to perform, then they are incompetent and you are about to lose anyway.

>>715942324 (OP)
I get this a lot on my stream, people come in and ask if I'm a boy or a girl despite having femboy in my stream tags

>>715946254
The same as fapping in voice chat but better

>>715942324 (OP)
>voice is literally the only attractive quality I have
>lost my virginity irl to a girl I met on ff14 because of it

>>715946236
You do know that prostitutes exist, right? You could be having sex right NOW!

>>715946260
Kermit the Frog. People think I'm using sound clips or a voice changer but that's just how I normally talk.

>>715946254
You don't have to love someone to have sex with them.

>>715946282
I’ve never done this so I cannot relate

>>715942324 (OP)
>open voice chat on a friend's game server
>poorly attempt to communicate in english to another mexican
>fail
>friend says "dude both of you speak spanish just do that"
>feel like an absolute fucking idiot

>>715946301
Post vocaroo

>>715946301
So you naturally sound like an annoying faggot? Grim.

Nobody ever posts vocraoos anymore because all that remains are people who sound like pic related. It's all a larp. None of you have cute, girly voices.

It's funny when you think that 100% of the faggots in these threads are disgusting men who you would never want to fuck in real life, and yet they are still here pretending that they even resemble the glory that is 2d. Imagine if in like 100 years we're going to finally get brain transplants and then these fags insert themselves into female bodies and then you randomly bring a woman home only to find she's a faggot ERP thread poster. Grim!

I wish I could curbs every single faggot face off the concrete. Kill yourself dicklet faggots

would it be really pathetic if my first kiss is with a man 10 years my senior

>>715946330
I don’t understand.

>>715946391
>imagine if we had heaven or earth
Sounds terrible!

>>715946272
What do you stream? I could use a soft boy in my ear.

>>715946383
I'd post my voice, but then you'd want me to be your boyfriend and I don't want to go through that again.

OH MY AGP

>>715946391
You cannot plant Marlo brain in female body, the male brain is built differently

Look I come in these threads to see male asses not to hear bitching so hop to it guys

>been told i have a nice voice
>but it's not nice in the faggot femboy way all the /v/ anons want
It's over

>>715942324 (OP)
Kill yourself

>Open voice chat thread
>"it's this thread again for the 6,304th time"

>>715946383
I dont post my voice anymore because of AI

>>715946405
No, that is the way it has been for the last 200,000 years of human history, anon. Modern age-gap hysteria is a product of post-hippie feminism.

>>715946427
almost exclusively retro games, I'd love if you'd drop in and say hi sometime
https://www.twitch.tv/harumizukich

>use voice
>sound like a completely normal adult male

>>715942324 (OP)
You look like a girl too, it fits perfectly.

>>715946295
I ain't paying for sex where I cant kiss

>>715946606
I don't hate you for being a femboy, I hate you for being a vtuber

>>715946606
Aren't you a /trash/ erper turned vtuber?

>>715946606
You sound like a male. You most likely look like one too. No heterosexual man will EVER want to have sex with you.

>>715946352
Your mistake was having an """american friend"""

People keep comparing my voice to some YouTuber with an accent

>>715946606
post your vtuber bussy

>>715946606
VTubers and retro games aren't my thing. I like your voice though, I might keep you up in the background.

>>715942324 (OP)
>Open voice chat
>"Anon, hoe old are you you soulnd like a grown ass man lol"

>>715945814
This one’s me, I barely talk so it doesn’t matter but the few times I have I’ve been accused of being 15 and/or a nerd

>>715947150
My voice sounds like a gravel mill. My vocal cords are so slow I can count the hertz rate of them vibrating it. I hate it because I wish I could reach tenor instead of bass and low baritone only.

>>715946935
Why are you in voice chat with kids?

>>715945789
Kill yourself.

>>715946606
End your life asap.

>>715946606
1. You're cute and I'd smooch
2. Male vtubers are more respectable than cynical roasties who grift off simps
3. straight BTW

>>715947747
>its okay when males grift off simps
Uh huh

>>715947747
>you're cute
uhhh, no. his 3d model is cute. he probably looks like a ugly tranny in real life.

>>715947786
Men aren't orthodontically evil, though.

>>715945587
dude that fucking rocks

>>715947920
>men aren't teeth evil
What did he mean by this?

>>715947920
Riiiiight.

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