>*pick up rat*
>"SQUEEAAAACK!"
>>715953137 (OP)Yaaaaas, rat bread. My time to shine. Also, i adore their squeaks. Sounds so fucking cute
>>715953137 (OP)I heard jannies blocked webm and mp4 files from being uploaded. what happened?
>>715953265You will pay for those words. This is my top hashashin stalking you
>Kill rat
>It drops a sword
>>715953137 (OP)>>715953186It's a shame they live 3-4 years at the most and even then the last third of their existence is pure suffering. Are there any befriendable intelligent rodents that live as long as dogs?
>>715953809beavers can live up to 10 years
theyre not great pets thoughalbeit
>>7159538093 years if you're lucky. 4 is very rare
>>715954034silly bugger trying to make a dam in the doorway
>>715954174You can take the beaver out of the dam
but you cant take the dam out of the beaver
>Pick up shotgun
>putain de sauvage!
Adeline Chetail, my beloved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6OQuSeNKVY
https://www.reddit.com/r/RATS/s/6NKU3hnoLo
>>715953284How is that relevant to this thread?
>>715953186I would love to own a rat but i'd probably break mentally having that much love die after 2 years.
>>715955051That's fair. That shit is always sad. Esp when ones heart rat dies
>>715954034whats so bad about having a pet beaver?
Those anons will casually channel the plague back if not subdued.
>>715955496Well for starters, they always chew on wood. So expect a lot of damage being done in your household. Like chewing on walls and corners and shitclike that
friendly reminder to not abuse or torture your rats and mouses
>>715956212don't make me post that clip of a guy using a dead rat as fleshlight for his cock
>>715955770how is flat boi so f l a t
>>715953284yo what game is this it looks cool
>creature is weak to water
>>715956362https://youtu.be/QYwYso6vkVE?si=fXol8PvIgIeisXB0
Should I buy RimWorld for the Ratkin mod?
>>715956483>>715956410>Chincilla gets wet>Has to have all fur cut out or they dieDesert animals are weird.
>>715955429>heart ratsuch a reddit term, stop saying that
>Kill 2 pieces of gold in a videogame
>They drop a rat
>>715953137 (OP)Rats are nature's onahole
>>715955496does your house have anything wood in it?
would our lives be better if rats were cute and not vile carriers of disease?
file
md5: 903008db14ff49ef4d3339bf8e9c06c0
🔍
>I will chase after some basic human bitch with mental health problems or hang with an annoying six year old that has a crush on me but I would never ever ever ever ever get in that prime russy that just lost her boyfriend and is desperate for love
What was his major malfunction?
>>715953809Those giant African pouch rats they use to sniff out mines live like 8 years, which is on par with larger breeds of dogs.
>>715956998no. they still have a build that makes you want to kill them. especially when they just zoom around the floor like some eldritch horror. your immediate instinct is to immediately flinch then try to stomp it dead.
>>715956718Their fur never dries once it gets wet
I'm sure you can piece together why that's bad
you guys have some cute creatures