Thread 715953137

>*pick up rat*
>"SQUEEAAAACK!"

>>715953137 (OP)
Yaaaaas, rat bread. My time to shine. Also, i adore their squeaks. Sounds so fucking cute

>>715953137 (OP)
I heard jannies blocked webm and mp4 files from being uploaded. what happened?

>>715953186
what a fat bastard lol

>>715953137 (OP)
Isn't this a mouse?

>>715953265
You will pay for those words. This is my top hashashin stalking you

>>715953479
cute nigga

>>715953562
Yeah ikr

>>715953223
Only on some boards

>Kill rat
>It drops a sword

>>715953137 (OP)
>>715953186
It's a shame they live 3-4 years at the most and even then the last third of their existence is pure suffering. Are there any befriendable intelligent rodents that live as long as dogs?

>>715953809
chinchilas

>>715953809
beavers can live up to 10 years
theyre not great pets thoughalbeit

>>715953809
3 years if you're lucky. 4 is very rare

>>715954034
silly bugger trying to make a dam in the doorway

>>715954174
You can take the beaver out of the dam
but you cant take the dam out of the beaver

I love aryanimal threads

>>715954192
Dam.mpeg

>Pick up shotgun
>putain de sauvage!
Adeline Chetail, my beloved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6OQuSeNKVY

>>715953284
How is that relevant to this thread?

>>715953186
I would love to own a rat but i'd probably break mentally having that much love die after 2 years.

>>715955051
That's fair. That shit is always sad. Esp when ones heart rat dies

>>715954034
whats so bad about having a pet beaver?

Those anons will casually channel the plague back if not subdued.

>>715955496
Well for starters, they always chew on wood. So expect a lot of damage being done in your household. Like chewing on walls and corners and shitclike that

>>715954034
bober

>>715953683
>rat failed its challenge run of going weaponless

>>715954034
>those hops like it's happy with how the dam is coming along

I think rats are neat.

post more rats PLEASE

friendly reminder to not abuse or torture your rats and mouses

>>715956212
don't make me post that clip of a guy using a dead rat as fleshlight for his cock

>>715955770
how is flat boi so f l a t

rat chungus

>>715953284
yo what game is this it looks cool

>>715955770
he flat

>>715956362
https://youtu.be/QYwYso6vkVE?si=fXol8PvIgIeisXB0

>>715956410
lol

Should I buy RimWorld for the Ratkin mod?

>>715956416
thanks!

>>715956483
>>715956410
>Chincilla gets wet
>Has to have all fur cut out or they die
Desert animals are weird.

>>715956212
>Rape rats
>Rape them all

>>715955429
>heart rat
such a reddit term, stop saying that

>>715956579
:c

>Kill 2 pieces of gold in a videogame
>They drop a rat

>>715956579
>he doesn't know

>>715956539
>>Chincilla gets wet
>>Has to have all fur cut out or they die

what

>>715953137 (OP)
Rats are nature's onahole

>>715955496
does your house have anything wood in it?

>>715956739
???

>>715953137 (OP)
>turn on upscaling for enemies
>swarm of rats fucking overwhelm and kill you in 1-2-3

would our lives be better if rats were cute and not vile carriers of disease?

>I will chase after some basic human bitch with mental health problems or hang with an annoying six year old that has a crush on me but I would never ever ever ever ever get in that prime russy that just lost her boyfriend and is desperate for love
What was his major malfunction?

>>715953683
>pick up beaver
>drops a chainsaw

>>715957107
He is going to work

>>715953809
Those giant African pouch rats they use to sniff out mines live like 8 years, which is on par with larger breeds of dogs.

>>715956998
no. they still have a build that makes you want to kill them. especially when they just zoom around the floor like some eldritch horror. your immediate instinct is to immediately flinch then try to stomp it dead.

>>715956718
Their fur never dries once it gets wet
I'm sure you can piece together why that's bad

you guys have some cute creatures