Why does Samus have junk in her trunk? - /v/ (#715953994) [Archived: 205 hours ago]

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 12:19:09 PM No.715953994

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>supposed to be athletic and strong
>junk in her trunk

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 12:22:07 PM No.715954108

Speed skater_thumb.jpg

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This may come as a surprise, but athletes often have big asses

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 12:23:56 PM No.715954198

>>715954108
No, they don't. That's a fat ass.

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 12:25:16 PM No.715954258

Braphog

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>>715954198
no its not
pic related is a fat ass
>>715954108
this is a buff ass, and samus' ass is also buff

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 12:26:43 PM No.715954320

>>715954258
It's not buff just because it's big. Size mostly comes from fat, not muscle.

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 12:32:16 PM No.715954571

>>715953994 (OP)
To provide relief to aliens and monsters

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 12:33:33 PM No.715954626

shut the FUCK up sybb

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 12:54:51 PM No.715955567

>>715953994 (OP)
It's her character flaw, along with her mole.

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 1:15:31 PM No.715956413

>>715955567
what mole?

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 1:17:57 PM No.715956535

>>715956413
On her chin (her left side).

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 1:44:31 PM No.715957702

>>715956535
ah

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 1:46:14 PM No.715957778

file

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>>715954198

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 1:47:10 PM No.715957813

>>715957778
I want it on my face

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 1:47:18 PM No.715957820

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 1:48:48 PM No.715957880

>>715957778
Anon, that's a fat ass.

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 1:49:00 PM No.715957896

file

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>>715957813
me too

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:22:31 PM No.715959454

>>715954571
Are they going to use her fat ass as a pillow?

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:25:26 PM No.715959597

a-z-letter-z-on-nintendo-today

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She has the best ass of any Nintendo girl

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Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:28:26 PM No.715959765

>>715959597
I have never seen this artwork before. Source?

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:38:31 PM No.715960352

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>>715959454

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:39:26 PM No.715960406

>>715953994 (OP)
>Nindians trying to keep Metroid relevant

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:40:34 PM No.715960462

>>715953994 (OP)
uh oh someones never touched a woman in xey/xers life

Anonymous

7/20/2025, 2:41:59 PM No.715960532

>>715953994 (OP)
Fucking get a life you retarded subhuman.