Thread 715954882

>2025
>still no Labubu video game

I bet there's some monkey hard at work on making one as cheaply as possible.

>>715954882 (OP)
Switch got one now anon.
Check the AI slop section on the eshop.

>>715954882 (OP)
These are disgusting, smart marketing can make people want anything

>funkos
:/
>funkos zoomtard
:O

>the whole world got tricked into buying chink mind control devices
Sad that this is how we're going to lose

Do NOT pursue Labubu

>>715954882 (OP)
WTF is this shit

I still don't know what the fuck these things are.

>>715961263
Modern day beanie babies, now with gacha

>>715954882 (OP)
why are these even popular they look ugly and not cute

>>715961263
Gunpla for art hoes and astrology bitches

>>715960887
deadass? demon

>>715961263
Amiibo for retards

>>715962716
So Amiibo?

>>715961263
overpriced designer toys for girls

don't have one? you're uncool and cringe, get ready to have your head in a swirly nerd bitch

those things remind me of pic related

>>715962785
Ok snoy

Less stupid than those fucking bears that were all the rage a few years back

>>715954882 (OP)
Labubus are fucking foul.

Dimoos should get a game.

>>715961263
blind box toys have been a thing for a while now, even more if you remember vending machines
this one somehow really broke out toy collectors space and got really popular with kids and youtubers

>>715954882 (OP)
will I get an asian gf i f I carry one with me all the time

>>715964661
>somehow
Kpop idols promote them. That's kinda the meta in marketing now.

>Buying something because your fave celeb idol has.
Same as it ever was...

>>715964974
Aren't you bored of getting banned for bringing up kpop in every off topic thread?

>Ehhh, Squishmallow? Never heard of 'em. You should take me home instead!
How do you respond without sounding mad

>>715965538
You're in the Labubu thread on /v/. Also you got the wrong poster, racist.

>>715963689
okay eric

>>715961263
Chink forced beanie babies for gen z

It's just a fad toy, this has been a thing since the 80s. It'll pass and something new will pop up. It's not the 'le decline of society' you think it is.

>labubus
Tired
>Jellycats
Wired

I think they stole Nugget's design!!

>>715965712
It's the implication that's disturbing. This one Chinese toy comes out of nowhere and nets the Chinese company a 40 billion shekels market cap overnight (in comparison Hasbro is 10 billion). All that in the middle of a trade war and under brutal propaganda against China. Yet they just waltzed in and effortlessly sold their branded toys to American zoomers and brainwashed them into having literal brawls in shopping malls over them.

Having your de facto enemies suddenly setting up trends is not something you want to see if you're a neoliberal corporate amerijewish person. Imagine if they get serious with their soft power. It's scary.

>>715954882 (OP)
Are lububus rabbits? I might buy one when the fomo wears off

>>715966716
It's still a fad. Hasbro's market cap is so low because they're in a steady decline of quality and raising prices. They're kept afloat by Transformers and Magic autists I imagine. You sound like an actual 1940s boomer who's worried about Pokemon leading to a Japponeese revolution.

>>715966890
careful now
don't want to accidentally buy a lafufu and get laughed at now do you

>>715967074
The only reason you're not speaking Japanese right now is because the Plaza Accords were more devastating than the two nukes combined.

Problem is, nobody can pull Plaza Accord on China. They don't have American military bases on their soil.

>>715967423
>The only reason you're not speaking Japanese right now is because the Plaza Accords were more devastating than the two nukes combined

>>715967118
.......no.......

>>715966118
how do you walk in a suit like this

>>715954882 (OP)
The whole appeal of plushies is that they're cute and huggable.
These actual demons are neither of those.

>>715967074
imagine turning into a nationalist for companies that hate you because east asians are making better products

>>715961263
I watched the tamers12345 episode "Trixie gets fired" and it gave a pretty good idea of what these are

Labubu games are on roblox

>>715968334
they're like the where the wild things are
they look like monsters but they're actually friendly
people like cuteness with a little edge

>>715968471
We have to fight the CCP. Imagine if they were to conquer us and outlaw pride parades. I will not stand for their commie ways.

>>715968621
Labubu is a girl

>>715966716
Literally chinpokomon.

>>715969595
Russia is just one big retarded Alabama with snow.

>>715954882 (OP)
More like Lapoopoo

>>715969595
>saviors of the white race according to /v/ are afraid of a retard bunny

>>715969328
okay?

>>715966716
All that ever sells are the Labubu/Zimomo and Skullpanda dolls. Everything else is a shelf-warmer in comparison, even when Molly gets a collab figure every week or so.