Did you choose correctly?

Yeah
I chose not to play this slop

>>715963315 (OP)
They're all so ugly. Even Shadowheart has fucked up ears and scarring. This game is just as much of a tranny agenda pusher as DA Veilguard

These are all trannies btw

>>715963462
FPBP

>>715963315 (OP)
Frogfu. Every single time.

>>715963315 (OP)
I chose the one with the biggest, juiciest futa cock

>>715963315 (OP)
Blueberry for me.

all made for BBC

>>715963315 (OP)
why are tits so small?

>>715963315 (OP)
shadowheart is the only wife material here

>>715963315 (OP)
Minthy of course

>>715963926
that's what real women look like, chud

>>715963315 (OP)
Same exact body three times with scaling sliders slightly up or down

>>715963979
All women have A cups?

Laezel is 22, rest are hags.

>>715963462
BASED

does the races age differently?

I couldn't romance her because we live in a SOCIETY

>>715964550
Yes

Laezel and Minthara are exclusively for real men. Shadowheart is for cucks. Karlach is for your typical R*ddit boy. Mizora is for the heartless or those who just got so sick of a companion that hellish cheating sex was totally worth getting rid of them.

>>715964730
Romance? The only thing I wanted to stick in her was an arrow

>>715964730
mol, she smol

>>715963462

>>715963462
first post worst post

>>715963315 (OP)
yes, i did

>>715964730
she sounded like a (male) kid

>>715963315 (OP)
frog wife
gaslight shart into religious extremism
ascend astarion
keep mint around for the bants
kill wyll and karlach
leave the grove to their fate
use gale as a camp buffslave and then as a bomb
simple as

Human Mizora > *

>>715964835
L take. She had that smug face that just begged for a crit to the skull. Would’ve saved me a dozen hours and half a bar of long rest supplies.

>>715963315 (OP)
I chose to play something else

>>715963315 (OP)
Yes.

>>715963315 (OP)
post the futa version

>>715966065
>he's proud for choosing the biggest whore

>>715963315 (OP)
i didnt know karlach only had like one chance to choose her so i lost

>>715966305
well i am a cuck too

>>715966440
that's so hot, i love sph so much

>>715963926
Women devs get jealous easy.
Not even average size booba is tolerated anymore.

>>715965128
>>715965292
based and frogpilled

>>715963315 (OP)
Yeah, Karlach.
>the dr*w
They are all fucking evil cunts.
>Laezel
Almost okay, but too many issues and layers of brainwashing.
>Shadowheart
low-IQ bitch
>the demon
Because the dr*w wasn't bad enough? Literally an automaton programmed to cause suffering in the world.

>>715963315 (OP)
Repulsive.

>>715967621
see >>715966220

>>715963315 (OP)

>>715963315 (OP)
I chose Shadowheart. I like her voice and face and overall sweet attitude.

No straight man has ever played this shit tranny simulator

>>715968858
Well then go hang out in the straight men threads. Which ones are those?

>>715963462
fpbp

What's with these characters and futa shit

Well?

>>715967289
is that why they added penis and testicle physics in a patch but boobs are still static?

>>715969093
>balkan sex goddess
vs
>bri'ish fridge womanlet

>>715963315 (OP)

>>715963315 (OP)
Minthara. soimen will never understand.

>>715963315 (OP)
Why are they all so repulsively flat? Disgusting.

>>715969353

>>715963462
hey you can't say that

>>715963315 (OP)
All of them are used goods

>>715963315 (OP)
All the faggots who chose shart or Gayzel will never know the actual good character of Minthara in this game of mary sues. Sorry I like my characters to have some semblance of depth instead of Amnesia and Mega bitch until she isnt.
Minthara is the true chad's choice and all you other niggers can suck it, it being Minthara's massive futa clit

>>715963315 (OP)
Didn't play. Even for free.

>>715969540
Grow up

>>715964893
>retard with a facial tattoo in a burger king crown
>savior of the MAGA race for his bravery and courage to scream and make a jackass of himself

What's in the water that's turned you people into fucking baboons?

>>715963462
fpbp. this "game" sucks cock so hard it puts hookers to shame.

>>715965326
Whos the animator?
And does this have a nsfw version?

>>715969984
her voice turns me off

>>715969984
she's a great character but she barely has any content compared to the other girls

>>715963315 (OP)
So how come trannies and fatties didnt complain about female bodytypes in this game but eternally seethe about asian games that actually have diverse bodytypes?

I want to live happily ever after with Shadowheart and give her lots of children

yeah

>>715963315 (OP)
Lae'zel pubes

Anyone play with this?
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524
Besides the dubious choice of making her Selunite version REALLY want to save her parents, it's supposed to unwhore her too.

>>715963481
Didn't Shadowheart canonically at least fool around with a tranny at the Shar Enclave?

>>715966065
This is the company you keep.

>>715963462
fpbp

>>715974889
They were all generally slooting about. This speech is locked behind fucking Mizora.

>>715974894
>mindbroken tranny wants to counterargument
>xer mind jumps instantly to scat porn

>>715963315 (OP)
Shadowhearts immeasurably hairy pussy...her pubic bush covering her entire pussy and her folds...

>>715975095
>mindbroken faggot wants to counterargument
>its mind jumps instantly to trannies

>>715975056
i never touched mizora or tried to cuck myself with helsin so that explains why my SH was pure and not bear and tranny fucking whore like for that obsessed russian troon

>>715975231
>>715975095
BG3 is a game for fags, trannies, and redditors

>>715963462
i-i kneel fpbp sama

>>715974434
>Mom, we live in a SOCIETY

>>715975330
Honestly, it seems like the majority of "I also fuck other shit" from companions only comes for people that don't stay faithful themselves. I guess it's an eye for an eye.

>>715964816
>Karlach is for your typical R*ddit boy.
It's depressing that wanting a physically strong, upbeat woman is considered Reddit.

>>715975330
>tranny fucking whore
Literally happened before you met her, it's the friend mentioned if you give Shadowheart the memory mushroom. Enjoy the aids

>>715975468
I like Karlach but she undoubtedly talks like a millennial redditor. I know a woman nearly identical to her

did they put out and dlc or restored cut content on this game?

tencent schizo shaarted himself playing starfield again, ill post this just as a reminder what a clown he is,before he enters the thread again with his inner Demons he has to fight

>>715975637
greedy wotc or should i rather say Hasbro wouldnt let them as they want for everything a lions share just for holding the license,this game was doomed from start

>>715963315 (OP)
Shadowheart is the only conventionally attractive one and even then she's just diet Morrigan. That said thankfully mods exist so I can actually make the others look like people imagine they do.

>>715963462
fpbp

>>715966440
Does Grok AI animegirl actually do sph?

>>715975330
>>715975448
She's still a sloot regardless of how you "don't cuck yourself", you know. It's about how she reacts to things herself. This will fire after her sex scene regardless of your input, for example:
https://youtu.be/L4d3kEhyLo0
Also, the frog was unwhored right before release, Shart/bear slipped through the cracks. Plus same degen writer for both characters.

>>715964893
I keep mistaking him for James May

Mizora is the sexiest but I liked Karlach's personality.

>>715975468
Karlach at her core is a good idea. But her personal quest and the way her dialogue is written is trash. In the hands of a competent writer, Karlach could have been best girl, but this is Larian we are talking about.

>>715975756
you'd think they'd try to pull their heads out of their asses give how popular this game was.
Does anyone have that forum post that lists all cut content?

>>715964460
They should be older then

>>715975901
Frog is a frog though so she doesn't need to be whored. Notice how all the male romance options are humans/elves while the females are all decidedly more non-human save the one who wants to cuck you. This is not a coincidence.

Plapping babies into Karlach

>>715976114
The nigger flirts with party members too, they didn't take those banters out either.

>>715974726
>fat
>pubes
trash.

>>715963315 (OP)
Why do they all look 40 years old and slightly troonie? The drow voice actress sounds like she's 70.
Just weird. You zoomers are into weird shit.

>>715976396
Minthy is a sex goddess

>>715963315 (OP)
>human
>human but blue
>human but yellow
>human but red
Fucking trash

>>715976396
It can unironically be described as "safe horny." They aren't necessarily ugly but they aren't especially attractive either. The non-human element is a good way to explain that away, especially with Lae'zel. And they are all bisexual which is the bare minimum of today. If this game had a straight romance option who looked even close to Eve from Stellar Blade the playerbase would absolutely despise her.

>>715974726
>>715976312
that soulless SSRI stare, clearly she enjoys her life choices lmao

>>715963315 (OP)
>Minthara: Femdom hag that betrayed Lolth but shows actual heartbreak when you cheat on her
>Shadowheart: Narcissist slut who got gangbanged by her Shar buddies but makes you simp and wait until act 3 to get with her
>Karlach: Tricked the femdom gooners with golden retriever behavior, first to say she loves you
>Mizora: Somehow has taken less cock than Shart
>Lae'zel: Virginal, naïve, struggles to understand her love for you but ends up accepting it in the end, grows as a person throughout the romance and game
Frogfu forever, only gooner retards pick Shart over her

>>715975397
not playing either, both looks gay

>>715963481
it suffers from western realistic woman design game
it looks like the kinds of bitches you'd find at walmart. sorry, but no thanks.

>>715977064
Frog is most certainly not virginal lmao you cope

>>715976848
>If this game had a straight romance option who looked even close to Eve from Stellar Blade the playerbase would absolutely despise her
Are trannies and women really playing a crpg this much?
Or is just them bitching about something they find men enjoying without understanding/partaking?

>>715977181
Virginal in terms of an actual relationship, it's extremely clear that while the frogs in the Creche may have fucked, there wasn't actual love and connection in it.

Slow, gentle, almost methodical sex with Karlach to savor every single sensation.

>>715977306
She actively brags about having fucked weirder shit than Halsin

Halsin fucks Manticores btw.

theres a pvp tournament in bg3 going on right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWFYt4XRenY

growing old with my wife minthara

>>715977064
I mean I love Lae'zel too but she is very much not virginal.

>>715977183
Narrative-heavy games are a big draw for them, especially if there is character customization and player choice. But of course the latter is true too unless it's within what they deem acceptable, meaning nothing that threatens them.

>>715977501
Based blueberry enjoyer.

>>715974894
lmao, what are you even trying to imply? That disgusting fetishes are more popular than vanilla porn? Sorry, but no.

>>715969093
frog>shart
Clea>Maelle

>>715966305
*the most popular love interest with the most people who think she's hot

>>715976312
>>715976985
Keep it to yourselves, fags.

>>715977064
>Tricked the femdom gooners with golden retriever behavior
Tricked how?

>>715977823
>G*rman name
ugh eww

QT imouto mogs all

>>715977872
her class and appearance don't convey her personality

Shadowheart for Durge Evil or Good
Karlach for Lawful Tav
Lae'zel for Chaotic Tav

>>715978068
Karlach is a gruff war veteran with a good heart but physical and mental barriers to opening up. Should have been a dude
Wyll is already a namby pamby princess pretending to be a hero but is stuck in a deal with an evil step mother. Should have been a chick.

>>715978315
>Should have been a dude

>>715963462

>>715963315 (OP)
>vtards complain about the lack of sexualization in video games
>game comes out and allows you to strip the characters to being in only their underwear and even has sex scenes
>Woooooooooooooooke

>>715978353
Narratively makes way more sense and matches her character better. I know you're a latent homosexual who uses the fantasy of big strong (((Women))) to cater to your gay desires but if you stopped thinking with your caged up little weiner for five seconds you'd know what I'm saying is obvious.

>>715977474
does this person use a voice changer? it sounds very weird

>>715978315
>Karlach is a gruff war veteran
She's a bubbly manic pixie like every female character written by a woman

>>715963315 (OP)
Yes. Lae'zel. When she says she wants to drain you dry and take everything that belongs to her. I got the hardest boner in a long time.

>>715978758
If I ignore everything about her and inject my own negative headcanon sure I guess

>>715963315 (OP)
I installed a weight gain mod and then railed Minthara

>>715963315 (OP)
>feet all copy-pasted
not interested in whatever slop this is from

>>715978840
She's basically nimona from that fujo cartoon only with sex

>>715963315 (OP)
atleast two of them DESERVE to have hairy hooves

>>715978685
im honestly not sure, i also thought its a troon at first but if u go back to the oldest vid she? sounds exactly the same, i imagine it would be very hard to keep the charade for so long

>>715978641
So your big issue with Karlach is that she's strong and muscular, and you think women have to be thin and overly feminine? Man, the fact that female barbarians exist at all must really piss you off.

>>715979121
>female barb
>isn't a dwarf/half orc
one job

>>715963315 (OP)
i never played this but would choose from the 2 demon girls on right

I didn't choose the frog life, the frog life chose me

>>715979121
>you think women have to be thin and overly feminine?
The fact you ended this with an interrogation mark says a lot.

>Man, the fact that female barbarians exist at all must really piss you off.
It doesn't. I'm just not sexually attracted to masculine women like you are.

>>715979383
The only choice for act 1 (the only remotely coherent act) is frog bitch because she's the only one they bothered writing actual character motivations for in act 1. After that every character in the game basically doesn't exist

>>715979624
t. never played the game

>none of them have hooves
I'll pass, thanks

>>715979774
Shut up aspie

>>715978548
The characters need to be attractive first

>>715969497
I love my wife

>>715977529
In a dude and I have gone through bad gameplay to enjoy a good story, but never the other way around
>character customization and player choice
I get what youre saying, but if it wasn't for wotr and dos2 experience, I dont think I'd have been able to breeze past the combat on max difficulty (not that retarded honor mode shit)
I'm surprised they slogged through the gameplay to get to the story that took me 167h to finish

>>715969189
Obviously

>>715979121
Women are not supposed to be strong. They're supposed to be feminine, that's literally the point of being female. Only closet faggots like you want women who look like men.

>>715963462

>>715977126
This is why there is no such thing as objective beauty standard.

>>715963315 (OP)
where is the tits?

>>715982392
the archives are a true goldmine with those people,same with the tencent schizo

>karlach's dam of existential dread finally bursting after you kill gortash
>unlike every single other companion in the game, there is literally nothing you can do to help her

>>715963315 (OP)
what game is this? Why is none of them beautiful?

I might've liked Karlach if they made her a futa

>>715983020
The real question right here
Fucking "oops all the same model" this lazy company

>>715983560
>unlike every single other companion in the game, there is literally nothing you can do to help her
Considering you can make Gale a god, save a city full of extremely powerful wizards and clerics and basically get the original God of Death to give you kudos, the fact that you don't ever get access to a Wish or Divine Miracle spell at any point is stupid as hell.

>>715963315 (OP)
I didn't like the companions in BG3 at all and I was VERY UPSET when I got TWO DRUIDS added to the team when I'm already playing druid.
I quite literally cannot like any of the characters other than Karlach, but Karlach is also fucking dumb in some ways, as a veteran of the Blood War or whatever it's called, she shouldn't be so upbeat and happy-go-lucky but maybe that's just how she copes.

Anyways, at least in DOS2 the Red Prince was cool, there's no one like that in BG3, Gale comes close but he's a ginormous faggot who thought he knew better than Mystra. All other characters are absolutely retarded or propagandized.
>teenage YIKyanthi who gets dropped like a fucking rock as soon as she meets her idol, still have to convince her that the person she worships didn't have her best interests, despite contrary evidence
>shadowfart in general
>Minthara is a drow, enough said
and you can't even fuck Jaheira

>>715985439
>and you can't even fuck Jaheira
I am actually glad you can't. The only person who deserves to fuck Jaheira is CHARNAME.

>>715983560
Karlach was half-finished and you won't change my mind.
>didn't even have proper hugging/kissing animations rigged up properly
>needed 2 patches before they finally fixed it
>Karlach has 0 wrap ups, all you get is a vague "maybe something in hell ;)" but that never gets shown, or explained properly
>all those upgrades you made to her chest don't matter
>a couple sentences don't make sense because of dropped plotlines

>>715985895
>the one actually interesting romantic plotline was half finished
Fucking figures, considering this is a Baldurs Gate game.

>>715975397
Someone needs to find a middle ground... Left is too plastic and generic... Right is too gross/everyones a slut

>>715966065
She is just the more human looking, majority of players want to be human male warriors romancing female human

>>715963462
holy based

>Murder all the disgusting tieflings
>Minthara rewards me with sloppy toppy
Drow pussy is best pussy

Its kinda crazy how shit the modding scene is for this.

>>715987287
it's a dating sim for gay women

>>715963315 (OP)
Yeah, Minthara with a deuglifying mod

>>715987287
bro your gorillions of lingerie mods?

>>715987287
There's nothing to mod, the game is perfect. Games like toddslop only have a million mods because the base game sucks ass

>>715987287
>guy started making a mod to add perks for being a nudist
>they kept patching the game so much that he stopped updating it

>>715987287
>download sex mod
>can't fuck women with my manlet
what's the fucking point