Am I the only one who've never played Minecraft

>>715966309 (OP)
It's a great game and you should play it.

>>715966519
and do what in it? I dont care about playing home and building some house thaht has no purpose

>>715966519
I tried playing it. I installed the game and I didn't even know what to do.

Is anyone else really interested in the individual biographies that could have been recorded about these hard-ass pipe smoking kids of the olden days? What kind of adults did they turn out to be among the ones who at least made it to their 20s?

>>715966610
>>715966650
[something about an apple in your mind]

>>715966309 (OP)
there is something strangely alluring about working deep underground

>>715966771
same as kids who got addicted to tobacco cigarettes while young. they dropped out by middle/high school.

>>715966309 (OP)
H-How?!

>>715966309 (OP)
What the fuck can a child even do in a coal mine?

>>715966610
>>715966650
It's a game for people who have a strong sense of self-actualization. It's not for everyone.

>>715966309 (OP)
i played it for half an hour and uninstalled it right after

>>715966610
mine
get cool gear
explore the hell looking place
raid the bastions and water temples and shit
kill the ender dragon

>>715966309 (OP)
There is something about digging, when I was a kid I would dig all the time, now I just watch youtube videos of people digging tunnels and shit.

>>715966309 (OP)
I have also never played it

>>715966610
>>715966650
It's a sanbox game. Run around, punch some trees and do whatever the fuck you want. Do you need everything in a game to be spoon fed to you? Do you need bright yellow paint to show you a path?

>>715967580
>Run around, punch some trees and do whatever the fuck you want
That gets boring too quickly

>Do you need everything in a game to be spoon fed to you?
A game needs to have a well defined tasks/quests/problems

>>715966309 (OP)
No, and I like autism tycoon simulators, but I've never seen the appeal of minecraft

>>715966309 (OP)
I guess children also yearn to be a fat Italian plumber.
I know that pic is probably a shitpost, but there are retards out there who think like this and it grinds my gears.

>>715968001
>A game needs to have a well defined tasks/quests/problems
wait for night to find your first problem.

>>715966924
post height

>>715966309 (OP)
Yes, you are a very unique individual with never-before-seen tastes

>>715968001
>A game needs to have a well defined tasks/quests/problems
Minecraft has a logical progression, a series of intermediary checkpoint goals, a final boss, and an ending which rolls a credits sequence. It is a game which can be "beaten", even if beating is not the most entertaining thing about it. Your inability to figure out what you're supposed to do and then do it is a failure of your skill as a gamer.

>>715967580
>Do you need everything in a game to be spoon fed to you? Do you need bright yellow paint to show you a path?
Minecraft is one of the most brainless games literally made for children. Stop acting like you hit the next level of consciousness just for playing minecraft.

>>715968175
Children do want to eat mushrooms and tumble down large pipes and walk on clouds etc

>>715968224
2'3"

>>715968001
so you do need yellow paint, we can wrap it up here I think

>>715966771
Probably became deadbeats and hobos

>>715967086
Get into the tiny cracks and crevices a full sized man can't reach

Minecraft is legitimately only fun with at least 100 mods enabled at once

>>715966610
being an old friendless bitter cunt loser is not a personality

>>715968564
And after that? What? Have a child swing a pickaxe? Why not get the coal that is right infront of you?

>>715968853
He can place the explosives deep in the cracks

>>715969114
That makes sense. I guess back then you could trust a child with dynamite. Not anymore

>>715969114
Wait, why not just push the dynamite with a stick or lower it with a rope?

>>715967086
The kid had to earn his keep. Mine workers practically made nothing so they have to bring in their kids too.

>>715969846
Well they woulds be better served fetching water for the other miners

>>715966924
>*caves in*
I'm good mate

>>715967086
There were various jobs.

I was on a coal mine tour recently and I think I would've chosen to starve to death rather than work in those conditions 150 years ago.

>>715966771
I'd imagine some of them turned out fine but fine would be reaching 40 and having children. I dont think anyone from a background like that can break out of their enviroment and do anything else, not even manage the mines. You literally dont know anything but how to mine and if it didnt kill you then youre not long to live unfortunately.

>>715966309 (OP)
I have also never played it. I always thought the art style was fuck ugly

>>715968390

>>715966309 (OP)
I love survival base building games in general. But eventually Minecraft got too boring and I turned to Factorio, which has base building but for an actual purpose and to defend against actual threats that can't be dealt with with a lump of coal and a stick.

>>715966924
All minecraft obsessed players were victorian children who labored at the coal mines/iron mines most likely, let that sink in.

>>715966309 (OP)
>sending small kids into coal mines

I wonder what evil motherfuckers thought this shit up and said it was A-Okay. Wait dont tell me, I think I already know.

>>715973586
Their families and themselves. More money? Good.

You know why it was outlawed? Because working in a mine wrecks your health completely, and able-bodied men were needed for wars.

>>715971047
Agreed. That sounds like hell

>>715975274
>Their families and themselves. More money? Good.
Yeah, more money for the people holding people lively hood over their head. Getting your family involved in something that should have been honest pay for men is fucking absurd, knowing dangers of that kind of position.

>>715967086
Stand up straight.