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Anonymous No.715967523 [Report] >>715967957 >>715968009 >>715968106 >>715968253 >>715968318 >>715968386 >>715968389 >>715969297 >>715970041 >>715971389 >>715971542 >>715972298 >>715972350 >>715972947 >>715974952 >>715975996 >>715978383 >>715981668 >>715982291
>Link, cum for me. Now.
Anonymous No.715967869 [Report]
Give me a minute, I need my floating imp onahole.
Anonymous No.715967884 [Report]
i've never played TP but she's the hottest zelda
Anonymous No.715967929 [Report]
made for BGC (Big Ganon Cock)
Anonymous No.715967957 [Report] >>715971040 >>715972298 >>715976683 >>715982257
>>715967523 (OP)
Why was this Zelda such a frigid bitch anyway?
Anonymous No.715968009 [Report]
>>715967523 (OP)
need gf like this
Anonymous No.715968106 [Report]
>>715967523 (OP)
ok
Anonymous No.715968253 [Report]
>>715967523 (OP)
She didn't say that
Anonymous No.715968318 [Report]
>>715967523 (OP)
Wasn't there the situation meme where answers from other Zeldas are perky and witty while TP Zelda is a frigid bitch?
Anonymous No.715968386 [Report]
>>715967523 (OP)
That's a man
Anonymous No.715968389 [Report]
>>715967523 (OP)
>No way, fag
Anonymous No.715968529 [Report] >>715968578 >>715968619
Hottest Zelda and forever my Queen.
Anonymous No.715968578 [Report] >>715968814
>>715968529
hotqueen~
Anonymous No.715968619 [Report]
>>715968529
good morning saar
Anonymous No.715968752 [Report]
Anonymous No.715968814 [Report] >>715969517 >>715969931
>>715968578
The hottest and perfect mistress.
Anonymous No.715969297 [Report] >>715969517
>>715967523 (OP)
If things wouldve gone a 'certain' way, Zelda couldve jerked her own cock to get some cum
Strange to think that's where we're at
Anonymous No.715969517 [Report]
>>715969297
HOT!
>>715968814
i want her to cage me!
Anonymous No.715969775 [Report]
Anonymous No.715969931 [Report]
>>715968814
i see it....
Anonymous No.715970041 [Report] >>715970820 >>715971608
>>715967523 (OP)
>>Link
she prefers human men, not faggot elfbois
Anonymous No.715970820 [Report]
>>715970041
they can both share me
Anonymous No.715971002 [Report]
hw zelda would dom her easily
Anonymous No.715971040 [Report] >>715971916
>>715967957
She...wasn't
Anonymous No.715971115 [Report]
Haeh haeh haeh
ps3 got the best gaems
Anonymous No.715971389 [Report] >>715971569 >>715980526
>>715967523 (OP)
Zelda says this while riding Ganon
Anonymous No.715971542 [Report]
>>715967523 (OP)
>Link, I don't like it when she watches
Anonymous No.715971569 [Report]
>>715971389
Zant in TP
Anonymous No.715971608 [Report] >>715974409
>>715970041
Hylians are humans, secondary.
Anonymous No.715971916 [Report] >>715971984 >>715972452
>>715971040
She was cold and bitch from what I remembered, Midna being much more fun even after turning back into her Twilight Princess form.
Anonymous No.715971984 [Report]
>>715971916
>>She was cold and bitch from what I remembered,
you are wrong then, simple as, she was polite and kind and even gave her life for Midna
Anonymous No.715972159 [Report] >>715972414 >>715978837
Ganon won
Anonymous No.715972298 [Report]
>>715967523 (OP)
At once, my queen!

>>715967957
Uh, it's called professionalism? Fuckin' rube.
Anonymous No.715972350 [Report] >>715978837
>>715967523 (OP)
b-but it's going to be really clear and watery..
Anonymous No.715972414 [Report]
>>715972159
>dies to a blonde twunk
no he didnt
Anonymous No.715972452 [Report]
>>715971916
>She was cold and bitch from what I remembered
No she wasn't secondary. Go play the game.
Anonymous No.715972947 [Report] >>715973252
>>715967523 (OP)
Why do girls like cum so much?
It smells disgusting
Anonymous No.715973252 [Report] >>715974309
>>715972947
Why do boys like ass so much?
It smells disgusting
Anonymous No.715974309 [Report] >>715974430
>>715973252
girl asshole smells like cherry bubblegum
Anonymous No.715974409 [Report] >>715974543
>>715971608
>unchristian filth, they pray to a polytheistic pantheon of WOMEN (inb4 noncanon discarded concept art)
>knife ears
>weak faggots
yeah, doesn't sound like humans to me you retarded sperg
Anonymous No.715974430 [Report]
>>715974309
I wasnt talking about girl asses
Anonymous No.715974543 [Report] >>715975414 >>715975837
>>715974409
They're humans secondary.
Anonymous No.715974663 [Report]
Ocho punto ocho XD
Anonymous No.715974952 [Report] >>715980921
>>715967523 (OP)
A girl will never say this to me. It's all I've ever wanted. :/
Anonymous No.715975414 [Report] >>715979228
>>715974543
you know japanese people use mortals and humans interchangably, right?
it probably just says ningen in japanese you tard
Anonymous No.715975837 [Report] >>715979228 >>715980921 >>715981947
>>715974543
Japan doesn't have a concept for human, they use it to refer to anything vaguely human-like except gods
https://japanese.stackexchange.com/questions/38481/the-cultural-meaning-of-%E4%BA%BA%E9%96%93-ningen
Anonymous No.715975996 [Report] >>715976674
>>715967523 (OP)
Best part of Twilight Princess. Midna was MID
Anonymous No.715976674 [Report]
>>715975996
NAH
Anonymous No.715976683 [Report]
>>715967957
Because you're retarded or didn't play the game.
Anonymous No.715978383 [Report]
>>715967523 (OP)
Most depressing ending of any Zelda game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeSekjQX2Sc
Anonymous No.715978837 [Report]
>>715972159
>>715972350
Brown posters
Anonymous No.715979228 [Report] >>715979576
>>715975414
>>715975837
You're an idiot if you think the term mortals applies to falling in fucking lava.
Anonymous No.715979576 [Report] >>715980145
>>715979228
soulless bugmen simply don't have a term for a biological human creature, fagboi
sorry you had to find out this way but your favorite elf is not human
Anonymous No.715980145 [Report]
>>715979576
Secondary grade copium.
Anonymous No.715980526 [Report]
>>715971389
Cuck
Anonymous No.715980921 [Report]
>>715974952
>>715975837
bases "にんげん"chads
I came here to post teh same explanation.
Anonymous No.715981668 [Report] >>715981787
>>715967523 (OP)
Twilight zelda was so hot but all the freaks goon over imp midna. Restored midna was the best tho.
Anonymous No.715981787 [Report]
>>715981668
well maybe if she was in the story more i would of goon to her more instead of the sassy shortstacked imp for most of the game
Anonymous No.715981894 [Report] >>715982114 >>715984469
Anonymous No.715981947 [Report]
>>715975837
They are retarded. Almost every single culture in the world makes a difference between "mortal" ie it can die to "human".
Anonymous No.715982109 [Report]
these tsundere bitches thaw when a black man approaches
Anonymous No.715982114 [Report] >>715982961
>>715981894
Bot
Anonymous No.715982257 [Report]
>>715967957
Because this is a mature Zelda foe mature audiences like me.
Anonymous No.715982291 [Report]
>>715967523 (OP)
I cant, Epona's not around.
Anonymous No.715982961 [Report]
>>715982114
Nah
Anonymous No.715984469 [Report]
>>715981894
I wish that was me