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>arcade tuber career failed
>shit, just switch to dark souls content
why did arcade philosophy in vidya die out
Anonymous No.715979146 [Report] >>715980875 >>715984194 >>715984356 >>715985705 >>715989183 >>716012562
right wing grifter
Anonymous No.715980875 [Report] >>715981202 >>715984194
>>715979146
How did you get that impression?
Anonymous No.715981112 [Report] >>715981568 >>716012513
Dodonpachi is the best game series of all time so I like Mork he is a cool guy
Anonymous No.715981202 [Report] >>715984194 >>715987697
>>715980875
He is a straight man with children, a good father and husband, so he is the enemy to troons like that poster.
Anonymous No.715981339 [Report]
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO CONTINUE CREATING CONTENT FOR A DEAD GENRE FOREVER AIEEEE
Anonymous No.715981568 [Report] >>715986159 >>715989943 >>715990057 >>716014949
>>715981112
I like him too he's alright
it's just fun to make threads about him because he's notorious on /v/ for shitting on stellar blade
Anonymous No.715981576 [Report]
Because the average gamer is casual. It worked better when developers dictated what kind of games came out so even if you were casual you still had to play arcade like games.
Anonymous No.715981606 [Report]
He has always been interested in game mechanics in general not just arcade games, this is not a pivot or a change.
Anonymous No.715981660 [Report] >>715981817 >>715990502 >>715991036 >>716015859
>discovered him through Crowbcat.
>I absolutely love his take on RE4; he's right in every single way
>tries way too hard to please the reddit and 4chan audience with his basic bitch takes on Nintendo
>shills for "You'll own nothing and be happy"
>completely shits the bed with physical media and Nintendo
Anonymous No.715981692 [Report] >>715982469 >>715994060
I find it funny how he basically learned dark souls and destroyed it in under 5 hours after a couple ruins
Anonymous No.715981817 [Report] >>715982668
>>715981660
It makes sense he doesnt like nintendo since they are quite different style of games to arcades and high difficulty games, as for own nothing his argument was that all games are digital, and he has a point. It is all digital at the end of the day.
I dont think he ever argued for companies to be able to take games away or for not owning them
Anonymous No.715981870 [Report] >>715984445 >>716022760
>>715979073 (OP)
I like most of Morks takes but his shilling of Devils turd was the most blatant display of itagaki dick sucking; worse than Geoff and his lover Kojimbo.
Anonymous No.715981939 [Report] >>715981983 >>716015401
That guy is a poser who's only good at shmups, no point in watching 99% of his videos
Anonymous No.715981983 [Report] >>716015251 >>716018658
>>715981939
>good at shmups
Anonymous No.715982014 [Report] >>716006939 >>716007906 >>716015797
>>715979073 (OP)
>he hates stellar blade
I lost all respect for him
Anonymous No.715982126 [Report] >>715982360
>>715979073 (OP)
Someone should tell this guy that career youtubers can't take weeks between uploads until they have a much higher subscriber count than what he's got.
Anonymous No.715982276 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
I enjoy his videos on game design, the iwata and vampire survivor's vids were good.
Anonymous No.715982360 [Report]
>>715982126
he doesnt want to sweat in the shmup shed
Anonymous No.715982453 [Report]
only ever watched his video on Wanted Dead. It genuninely seemed like he was coping hard about the game but it still was interesting enough that it made me want to try out the game for myself
Anonymous No.715982458 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
>praises your garbage games because you can shit butt cancel your attacks
Anonymous No.715982469 [Report]
>>715981692
Well to be fair he had played Demon Souls before
Anonymous No.715982558 [Report] >>715982814 >>715984332 >>715986560
you can judge his vidya skills here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-YK60PRkiQ
Anonymous No.715982624 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
He's pretty based desu
Anonymous No.715982643 [Report] >>716015340
He saved me from buying a S2 since he is the only guy that researched if S1 shmup games got improved input lag, they dont.
Anonymous No.715982668 [Report] >>715982804 >>715985808 >>715986428 >>715987976
>>715981817
I just find it strange and contradictory that he's the only one who dares to openly criticize DEMAKE4 while showing his face, yet he continues to take shallow, fundamental approaches to Nintendo and physical media just to please the wrong people

It makes ZERO sense to me
Anonymous No.715982804 [Report]
>>715982668
>just to please the wrong people
I think he just legit doesnt care/has no interest in nintendo stuff or in seeing digital games as inferior as physical ones.
I guess its a character flaw.
Anonymous No.715982814 [Report] >>715982931 >>715985428
>>715982558
>using a shield
KWAB
Anonymous No.715982931 [Report]
>>715982814
As Miyazaki intended. All the roll slop cancer is because Miyazaki likes shields and shield users
Anonymous No.715983391 [Report] >>715983515 >>715983826 >>715984291
>>715979073 (OP)
Because arcade games were the first grift. They're games designed to drain quarters. Fun gameplay is an afterthought.
Anonymous No.715983439 [Report]
LET'S MORKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.715983515 [Report] >>715987994 >>716024979
>>715983391
Completely wrong, the arcade games that didnt have fun gameplay didnt get played.
Anonymous No.715983516 [Report] >>715983745
>>715979073 (OP)
I don’t mind him trying to go more mainstream but holy shit, this year he’s taking it way too far. The Doom TDA and Souls reviews were super cringe. It’s obvious he doesn’t actually care about those games or the theirs series, which kind of defeats the whole point of his channel to begin with.
Anonymous No.715983745 [Report] >>715983989 >>715984909
>>715983516
I wanted him to review the OG doom games
He didnt understand why dark ages sucked, although he didnt really like it much either
Anonymous No.715983826 [Report] >>715987994
>>715983391
Who would spend more quarters if the game isn't fun? With non-arcade games you just have to get the customer to buy it once, even if they end up hating it in the end
Anonymous No.715983989 [Report]
>>715983745
>He didnt understand why dark ages sucked
Let me guess you gonna cry about parry and arena design?
Anonymous No.715984041 [Report] >>716004874
When is decobot releasing Bog I know you made this thread
Anonymous No.715984154 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
arcade games suck.
>oh boy another high snore
Anonymous No.715984194 [Report] >>716012574
>>715979073 (OP)
>>715979146
>>715980875
>>715981202
Always makes me laugh that anyone pointing out troon bullshit is now an 'alt right grifter', even when they have no plans to monetize or sell merch or whatever. Which makes sense, they don't know what a fascist is, so knowing what makes a grifter a grifter would be a foreign concept too.
Anonymous No.715984243 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
baste
Anonymous No.715984250 [Report] >>715984405
>>715979073 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!
Anonymous No.715984291 [Report] >>715987994
>>715983391
Fun gameplay emerged naturally
Anonymous No.715984332 [Report] >>715984796 >>715985021
>>715982558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo3FRNsQEcA
Anonymous No.715984356 [Report]
>>715979146
i have no fucking idea how you got that from his videos
sounds like he dished out some harsh criticism about a game you like and it made you mad
Anonymous No.715984405 [Report]
>>715984250
he talks about video games
Anonymous No.715984445 [Report]
>>715981870
most people didnt play devils third
you didnt either and youre just bandwagoning on the hate because thats what you do
Anonymous No.715984512 [Report] >>715984981 >>716009771
Do your job, you worthless piece of shit tranny janny.
Anonymous No.715984554 [Report] >>715984818 >>716007902
>Gonna release 3 videos per week when I go full time”
> A year later, after making YouTube his full-time job, he releases 2 videos per month, less output than when he had a job.
I hate how lazy brown people
Anonymous No.715984681 [Report] >>716007835
>>715979073 (OP)
>calls shitty souls likes "eurosouls"
I kneel arcadegods...
Anonymous No.715984796 [Report]
>>715984332
Slop genre. The Tiktok of gaming.
Anonymous No.715984818 [Report]
>>715984554
Like Miyazaki never said: "A delayed video is eventually good, but a rushed video is forever bad"
Anonymous No.715984909 [Report]
>>715983745
>He didnt understand why dark ages sucked
I think it was a pretty good review. He didn’t want to talk about the specifics because he was afraid all his critiques would get patched.
Anonymous No.715984981 [Report]
>>715984512
>jannies
>on Sunday
LOL
Anonymous No.715985021 [Report]
>>715984332
>Only collected 3 bees in stage 1
>Doesn't chain
>Shit score
That's my Mork
Anonymous No.715985107 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
I find it amusing how he just uses fanart for his thumbnails with no regard
Anonymous No.715985428 [Report] >>715985586 >>715994315
>>715982814
Game? This looks eerily similar to God Hand
Anonymous No.715985586 [Report] >>715986614
>>715985428
anon are you serious thats Resident evil 4
Anonymous No.715985705 [Report] >>715986145 >>716008112
>>715979146
He is secretly based and redpilled but does a really good job hiding it.
Anonymous No.715985730 [Report] >>715987821
>>715979073 (OP)
This guy is a massive contrarian faggot and a great example of the dunning Krueger effect. He definitely posts here, and I’ve definitely got in arguments with him. I can tell by the smug contrarian opinions he spouts.
Anonymous No.715985737 [Report] >>715985921
>>715979073 (OP)
Who is this Mork?
Anonymous No.715985808 [Report]
>>715982668
What Nintendo games are you referring to? He barely plays bingshit
Anonymous No.715985882 [Report] >>715986005
>>715979073 (OP)
>failed
Doesn't he get like 2k a month for spewing his retarded opinions?
Anonymous No.715985921 [Report]
>>715985737
Brother of Gork
Anonymous No.715986005 [Report] >>715986156
>>715985882
That’s pretty good, but a lot of YouTubers get way more than that to be a retard
Anonymous No.715986090 [Report] >>715986434 >>715987635 >>715994416
>>715979073 (OP)
shill this guy to me
Anonymous No.715986138 [Report]
Entertaining guy and has far more interesting insights than most of the retards posting on this website. Not as much of a faggot either.
Anonymous No.715986145 [Report]
>>715985705
nah he’s more like 90s liberal
Anonymous No.715986156 [Report] >>715986824
>>715986005
If we compare audience size to money earned through Patreon, then Mark makes a fortune. He makes 2k with less than 50k subs.
Anonymous No.715986159 [Report] >>715992459
>>715981568
While I find that funny, it was annoying when people proclaim stuff and their their opinions get aped by hipsters and pretentious secondaries.
Marks ideas are often well thought out and reasoned, so he's an easy listen, but the few times he misses details or aspects that could change the nature of a section of a game and his opinion still gets repeated, it's kinda annoying.That's the nature of people and the Internet I suppose.
Anonymous No.715986428 [Report]
>>715982668
RE4 was once a Nintendo exclusive :^)
Anonymous No.715986434 [Report] >>715987086
>>715986090
most of the stuff he says is spot on so people can do nothing but attack his character. call him a bad player etc.
Anonymous No.715986560 [Report]
>>715982558
Did he ever claim to be skilled? He just posted his clears iirc
Anonymous No.715986589 [Report] >>715986962 >>715988225 >>715994594 >>715999312 >>715999786 >>716034946
>>715979073 (OP)
Arcade games were always, always coin munchers, made with the sole purpose of making you spend more. The only point for those shmups is to play those adjusted M2 versions where everything is balanced around the fact you're NOT paying real money and should be able to finish it without 100h+ of intense memorization.

I get it why he loves them but most people on earth don't have as much spare time to train 1cc shmups.
Anonymous No.715986614 [Report]
>>715985586
Thanks
I seriously didn't know lol. The last re game I've played is 2.
Anonymous No.715986736 [Report]
His vulgarity of approaching games simply out of pure gameplay mechanics perspective, ignoring story, art design and music (mostly) is endearing. He's quite autistic about that.
Anonymous No.715986824 [Report]
>>715986156
Yeah I’m gonna agree that’s an impressive ratio. So he has diehard fans.
Anonymous No.715986962 [Report]
>>715986589
Zoomer baitpost
Anonymous No.715986979 [Report]
Anonymous No.715987086 [Report] >>715987539 >>715994756 >>716006173 >>716007450
>>715986434
>most of the stuff he says is spot on s
...when it comes to shmups. With everything else he just picks the most contrarian opinion possible, which sometimes results in good takes. He'll praise absolute turds like Gungrave Gore just because critics shit on it; that game doesn't even have a functional combo system in the last couple levels yet he praised it as some modern arcade classic, knowing no one would actually play that turd far enough to correct him. He called Sifu rock paper scissors because his tiny monkey brain that cannot fit anything but shmups in it cannot comprehend using more but the most obvious tools given to him, maybe that's what playing games that only require two buttons for thousands of hours does to you. He complained about Bayonetta not getting naked in Bayo 3 during wicked whims, despite the fact that she gets fully naked during demon summons. He sucks off NG2 on the regular without ever even having beaten the game on MN.
He's an absolute hack fraud and survives off of good will and people just taking his words for granted.
Anonymous No.715987376 [Report]
there are less than 100 people in the world who still play shmups, no wonder he had to change his content
Anonymous No.715987539 [Report] >>715987971
>>715987086
Sifu is prescriptive. You do the right answer at the right time, where it's avoids, parries or counters.
Anonymous No.715987562 [Report]
how does a chad like him even play shmups? hes too good looking to be an autistic retard who spends 1000h to beat 1 CAVE game... does he have legit autism?
Anonymous No.715987589 [Report]
Anonymous No.715987635 [Report] >>715987827
>>715986090
He’s the most original gaming YouTuber out there and the only non-slop gaming channel with really good writing and delivery. He’s actually super entertaining to watch.
Anonymous No.715987697 [Report] >>715988774
>>715981202
wait he has a wife and kids? pic of his wife pls
Anonymous No.715987743 [Report] >>715987808
>>715979073 (OP)
He steals all his ideas from boghog, who's the actual brains.
Anonymous No.715987808 [Report]
>>715987743
it’s actually the other way around
Anonymous No.715987821 [Report] >>715987928 >>716012398
>>715985730
this nigga got laughed out of system11 forum, every move of his would get ton of scrutiny, his first attempt at fame, shmuparch (its nothing but a premade config of retroarch where he used runahead) and shilled it like he did something super special, he quietly abandoned it after realizing how embarrassing it was, he clearly started lurking here and started appealing to ebin 4chan hardcour gamers by giving his extremely basic bitch clearly pandering takes about virtua fighter, top jej,
he's luke smith of video games.

just like luke smith makes videos about vim and shit, but actually has 0 reason to be fiddling with those tools since he's not a developer but keeps doing it because he like fiddling with epic 4chan /g/ toys,

similarly this guy chooses games like virtua fighter 5 not because he has played them all that much but knows how much dick sucking takes like that gets from redditors,
just try it, make a post like "virtua fighter 5 is best game ever made" and you would get infinite amount of posers standing in line to give you a blowie
Anonymous No.715987827 [Report]
>>715987635
yeah, i watched his last stream and he beat Dark Souls 1 in one sitting in like 6h, honestly i was impressed
Anonymous No.715987928 [Report]
>>715987821
post your 1CC list (and scores) and maybe ill take you post seriously
Anonymous No.715987971 [Report]
>>715987539
>shmups are prescriptive, you do the right answer at the right time, whether it's avoids, bombs or switching shots
Anonymous No.715987976 [Report]
>>715982668
His take on physical media makes no sense especially since his favorite genre are shmups.
Does he think stuff like DoJ white label which is basically a 1.00 release would be a thing and the game wouldn't be changed permanently to Black Label status if updates were a thing in 2002.
Anonymous No.715987994 [Report] >>715988427 >>715988920
>>715983515
>>715983826
>>715984291
They were incomplete and shallow with just a enough to make stupid 11 year olds want to drop more quarters. They were the 80's/90's equivalent of gacha games. People need to stop acting like arcades were some golden age. There's a reason they vanished as soon as home consoles started catching up.
Anonymous No.715988167 [Report]
Anonymous No.715988225 [Report] >>715988341 >>715988571 >>715996172
>>715986589
I once correctly called those old light gun shooter games rigged as fuck for this reason and /v/ shit itself defending them.
Anonymous No.715988341 [Report] >>715988402
>>715988225
Terminator 2 by mldway is bullshit
anything by SEGA & Namco is fair.
Anonymous No.715988402 [Report]
>>715988341
>Terminator 2 by mldway is bullshit
Yes, its fun but god damn.
Anonymous No.715988421 [Report] >>715988714
he was extremely critical of stellar blade, failing to give credit to the graphics, optimization, and animation quality
Anonymous No.715988427 [Report]
>>715987994
>There's a reason they vanished as soon as home consoles started catching up
Yeah high rents and high electrical bills became a thing.
Anonymous No.715988571 [Report] >>715988682
>>715988225
Woah! how many reddit golds did you get???
Anonymous No.715988682 [Report] >>715988915
>>715988571
>reeeeeeeee
Hello again.
Anonymous No.715988714 [Report] >>715988840 >>715989941 >>715993349
>>715988421
how does that help when the gameplay is shallow and dumbed down?
Anonymous No.715988774 [Report] >>715988889 >>715988895
>>715987697
He is smarter than that, there are no pics of his family online. We only know he is married with two sons.
Anonymous No.715988840 [Report] >>715989006
>>715988714
Some things are more important than gameplay.
Anonymous No.715988889 [Report] >>715990873
>>715988774
im just wondering if his wife is asian
Anonymous No.715988895 [Report] >>715991126
>>715988774
Would be very surprised if an absolute loser like Mark had a family. The man plays shmups for a living.
Anonymous No.715988915 [Report]
>>715988682

>>reeeeeeeee

lol, that's what pepe the frog says when he gets triggered xDDD
Anonymous No.715988920 [Report]
>>715987994
You keep saying wrong things.
Anonymous No.715989006 [Report] >>715989403
>>715988840
To be honest most people think like this.
Anonymous No.715989090 [Report] >>715989171 >>715989330 >>715991424 >>715992796 >>715994143 >>715999430 >>716034918
>>715979073 (OP)
Boghog moghogs him when it comes to game design.
Anonymous No.715989171 [Report] >>715991424
>>715989090
I like his weird voice
Anonymous No.715989183 [Report] >>715989267
>>715979146
Why do Leftists call anyone even remotely popular that says anything or believes anything vaguely to the Right of the political-spectrum a "grifter"? Like 48% of people identify with the Right these days if statistics are to be believed. Considering that, how would it somehow not ever be possible that there could be someone big that spouts Right-Wing beliefs and genuinely have said beliefs?
Anonymous No.715989267 [Report] >>715989510
>>715989183
white = right wing

the internet is full of butthurt brownoids who hate whites
Anonymous No.715989330 [Report] >>716001756 >>716015530
>>715989090
I will reserve my opinion on boghog after playing Gunvein
Anonymous No.715989403 [Report]
>>715989006
Thats why things be the way it do unfortunately.
Anonymous No.715989510 [Report]
>>715989267
Browns don't tend to call things fascist though thats a white thing and half the white population is like that.
Anonymous No.715989719 [Report] >>715989972 >>715990126 >>715990423 >>715990614 >>715990949
i know this thread is a huge cancer shitpost and dead but..

what the best way to emulate shmups? retroarch or mame?
Anonymous No.715989846 [Report]
He’s normal and only talks about games which makes the average vtard brain explode
Anonymous No.715989941 [Report] >>715993349
>>715988714
Yet he praised wanted dead which has infinitely shittier gameplay
Anonymous No.715989943 [Report] >>715990286
>>715979073 (OP)
This guy's Itagaki dickriding is ridiculous
>>715981568
>shitting on Stellar Blade
Based?
Anonymous No.715989972 [Report] >>715990062 >>715991614 >>715998682
>>715989719
Retroarch is a meme. Always use th standalone emulator
Anonymous No.715990057 [Report]
>>715981568
I think his review was pretty stellar
Anonymous No.715990062 [Report] >>715990176
>>715989972
the problem is that MAME is even a bigger cancer than Retroarch
Anonymous No.715990090 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
He's correct about Demon Souls and Dark Souls 1 being actually good games. It was before rollslop got out of control
>spends first 15 minutes of MGR and steller blade reviews shitting on parryslop
>genuine and passionate autistic rage at RE4 remake
based
Anonymous No.715990126 [Report]
>>715989719
I don't think retroarch supports runahead for the mame cores.
Anonymous No.715990176 [Report]
>>715990062
How so?
Anonymous No.715990286 [Report]
>>715989943
>This guy's Itagaki dickriding is ridiculous
Filtered.
Anonymous No.715990387 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
He's still extremely based for talking about and trying to get more people into the genres he likes. His videos got me into some Metal Slug, a few shmups like Mushihime Sama and made me dust my Dreamcast to mod it and play a few arcade ports even though It's not my thing.
Anonymous No.715990423 [Report]
>>715989719
retroarch and it’s not even a competition anymore
Anonymous No.715990502 [Report] >>715990618
>>715981660
>completely shits the bed with physical media and Nintendo
Quite literally nobody with a three digit IQ gives the slightest shit about physical media. It is exclusively the domain of retards and nobody else.
Anonymous No.715990614 [Report]
>>715989719
I use fbneo over mame, mostly because it runs better on low-end hardware.
Anonymous No.715990618 [Report] >>715990764 >>715990935
>>715990502
>Quite literally nobody with a three digit IQ gives the slightest shit about physical media
Absolute brainlet nigger tier take.
Anonymous No.715990764 [Report] >>715991056
>>715990618
One day you'll notice the trend, anon. There is a reason it is literally only dumbshits here who go on about it. Even then it's mostly a recent thing, and nobody cared during the actual shift to digital (coincidentally the site's average IQ was also far higher then too).
Anonymous No.715990796 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
>thinks star fox zero is amazing
>thinks devil's third is amazing
mork might be the wiiu's strongest soldier
Anonymous No.715990873 [Report]
>>715988889
she’s brown latinx from mexico
Anonymous No.715990935 [Report] >>715996871 >>715998563
>>715990618
explain
is throwing an game's .exe on a usb physical media? If not then how is that any different from a game cart? And if so how is having a hard drive of game .exes not also physical media?
Anonymous No.715990949 [Report]
>>715989719
Use the newest standalone mame with low-latency. If your pc is shit, then use fbneo instead
Anonymous No.715991036 [Report] >>715991672
>>715981660
He's entirely right that if you actually care about video game preservation then digital and piracy is the way to go.
Anonymous No.715991056 [Report] >>715991152
>>715990764
>the site's average IQ was also far higher then too
Total coincidence that people defend it now more than ever.
Anonymous No.715991126 [Report]
>>715988895
he mentioned having kids in a video like 4 or 5 years ago
Anonymous No.715991152 [Report]
>>715991056
Nobody was there to complain about it. We cared about shit that actually mattered, like DRM, because we weren't retarded and brown and actually knew what we were talking about.
Anonymous No.715991221 [Report]
I love shmups but I dont care for "character action" games
Anonymous No.715991424 [Report]
>>715989090
>>715989171
that's just farnham
Anonymous No.715991614 [Report]
>>715989972
Retroarch is always preferable for anything pre 6th gen. Hell, some cores are more developed than their standalone counterparts.
Anonymous No.715991672 [Report] >>715991845 >>715992085 >>716002568
>>715991036
>digital and piracy is the way to go.
Simpleton
>Hey want to play the first original 1.00 version of some game say pre nerf patch
Sorry kiddo can't do that you can only play the 1.56 patch.
Anonymous No.715991845 [Report] >>715992573
>>715991672
There is quite literally nothing they can do to force an update of your digital game that they cannot also force on your physical game.
>b-b-b-b-but they tended not to, for a while, on console garbage
Does not matter, you fucking retard.
Anonymous No.715992085 [Report]
>>715991672
go on the forum and you'll have every version of the game available for you to torrent
also physical games can come patched even going as far back as the nes
Anonymous No.715992459 [Report]
>>715986159
Nothing would change with any added context to Stellar Blade because it just is a bad game.
Anonymous No.715992573 [Report] >>715992715
>>715991845
>There is quite literally nothing they can do to force an update of your digital game that they cannot also force on your physical game.
Factually wrong nigger brain plenty of games can still run without any patches whatsoever. https://forum.blu-ray.com/showthread.php?t=363549
Anonymous No.715992715 [Report] >>715993365 >>715998629
>>715992573
>completely and utterly missing and ignoring the point
Same can be said about any DRM free game. The DRM free game coming on a disc does not change anything, unless you are literally incapable of understanding an abstract concept.
Anonymous No.715992796 [Report]
>>715989090
That guy is solid
Anonymous No.715993349 [Report]
>>715988714
>>715989941
yeah, wanted dead gameplay was super dogshit yet he shilled it regardless, never played Stellar Blade, but I doubt its that much worse
Anonymous No.715993365 [Report] >>715993502
>>715992715
You are missing the concept of things being lost to time and a lot of it saved thanks to physical possessions and eventually a good samaritan getting their hands on it and releasing it to the public.
Take DoDonPachi Campaign Version where is it the release CAVE???? Yeah never ever since they lost the source code, we know there are 3 boards in existence and the only way we are ever going to play this edition is if one these guys stops being a faggot and dumps the rom
Anonymous No.715993502 [Report] >>715993719
>>715993365
>Yeah never ever since they lost the source code, we know there are 3 boards in existence and the only way we are ever going to play this edition is if one these guys stops being a faggot and dumps the rom
I hope you recognize you are just explaining why physical releases are bad for game preservation.
Anonymous No.715993719 [Report]
>>715993502
The only reason the game survived is the physical release tardo. Why can't you wrap this around your head, its basically a prototype made for a special event that was never meant to hit the public and would have been smashed to bits if it was mad by AMD,. Intel or whatever
Anonymous No.715994060 [Report] >>716015640
>>715981692
Anonymous No.715994143 [Report] >>715994232 >>716002594 >>716028445
>>715989090
>pronouns in bio
>bluesky account
>made a game alongside a troon artist
How much you wanna bet he's a mentally ill raving leftoid
Anonymous No.715994232 [Report] >>715995904
>>715994143
He loves anime boobs I guess he is just non confrontational
Anonymous No.715994315 [Report]
>>715985428
kek'd
Anonymous No.715994416 [Report] >>715994519 >>715994586 >>715994745
>>715986090
He's a midwit who steals his opinions from /v/ and any original thoughts he says are extremely poorly conveyed. Low charisma, bad scripting.
Anonymous No.715994519 [Report]
>>715994416
/v/ plays shmups?
Anonymous No.715994586 [Report] >>715994717
>>715994416
Mork said he's never ever been on 4chan.
Anonymous No.715994594 [Report]
>>715986589
>always coin munchers, made with the sole purpose of making you spend more.
Arcade design extends into the home market. Castlevania 1 isn't a game made for arcades but nobody would deny that it has arcade design. The game isn't hard because it's trying to cheap you out of quarters but that the game gives you an actual challenge to master and overcome. Compared to a lot of modern game design which takes you hours and several dozen hours to complete without an ounce of difficulty, there is nothing to master.
anonymous No.715994717 [Report] >>715995108 >>716000068
>>715994586
same, I never went there too
Anonymous No.715994745 [Report] >>715994920
>>715994416
How could he steal opinions from /v/ if 99% of /v/ hates and completely disagrees with him? faggot
Anonymous No.715994756 [Report] >>716007803
>>715987086
Anonymous No.715994920 [Report] >>715995104 >>715995180
>>715994745
/v/ is the contrarian board and the majority of his opinions are 1:1 stuff you would find in threads about these games.
Anonymous No.715995104 [Report] >>715995230
>>715994920
No they're not
How many people on /v/ would you say actually like arcade games and defend arcade design? Literally 0.01%
and 75% of those are fags just regurgitating his opinion (see: gameplay density image)
He's the trailblazer here.
Anonymous No.715995108 [Report]
>>715994717
me three, ha
Anonymous No.715995180 [Report]
>>715994920
His "opinions" are incoherent babbling that not even he understands, let alone something that could conceivably be parroted by a different person.
Anonymous No.715995195 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
What makes you say that op? He just made one video criticizing people calling everything a souls like. Why are you baiting when anyone can visit his channel and see the videos?
Anonymous No.715995230 [Report]
>>715995104
>No they're not
Holy fucking newfag
Anonymous No.715995904 [Report] >>715996001 >>716028445
>>715994232
Yeah the same way Egoraptor "loves cute girls" and is perpetually nanometers away from trooning out
Anonymous No.715996001 [Report] >>715996090
>>715995904
he advocates for big anime tits in games and gunveins was really good so anything else I dont really care about
Anonymous No.715996015 [Report] >>716007438 >>716016004
mork just repeats ideas he stole from shmupg
in system 11 he was always mocked by his dumb ideas
mork is not a good shmup player
Anonymous No.715996090 [Report] >>715996173 >>716007057
>>715996001
>gunvein
more worthless shovelware added to our dead genre
Anonymous No.715996172 [Report]
>>715988225
What do you mean, something like House of the Dead 2 flat out throws extra lives at you.
Game is very generous
Anonymous No.715996173 [Report] >>715996239
>>715996090
Nah its really good.
Anonymous No.715996239 [Report] >>716007057
>>715996173
no its not
its as worthless as ghost blade
Anonymous No.715996298 [Report] >>715996518
i like this guy's channel
https://www.youtube.com/@acolyterush
Anonymous No.715996518 [Report] >>715997064
>>715996298
>shilling
Anonymous No.715996871 [Report]
>>715990935
um sweaty, and how am I supposed to read the game manual while mommy and daddy drive me home?
Anonymous No.715997064 [Report]
>>715996518
kind of. im not him though if that's what you're implying though he posts here
Anonymous No.715998563 [Report] >>716004000
>>715990935
>If not then how is that any different from a game cart?
I can sell my physical game carts and discs.
you can't, unless you find some retarded sucker.
also USB sticks go bad pretty fast.
are you stupid?
Anonymous No.715998629 [Report]
>>715992715
>The DRM free game coming on a disc does not change anything
It does.
If it's an officially made copy, you can sell that copy.
If it's a CD-R made by you, it will go bad in no time and also can't be sold.
Anonymous No.715998682 [Report]
>>715989972
Nah, I want cloud saves with my steamdeck without memes
Anonymous No.715999312 [Report] >>715999418
>>715986589
>Arcade games were always, always coin munchers
you can't get people playing if the games were just quarter munchers.
Anonymous No.715999418 [Report]
>>715999312
What a surprise that all old devs that like arcade games still make amazing games
Anonymous No.715999430 [Report] >>715999517 >>716015530
>>715989090
playing the dogshit that is gunvein made me lose all respect for him and anyone that interacts with him
Anonymous No.715999517 [Report] >>715999714
>>715999430
how is it dogshit
Anonymous No.715999714 [Report]
>>715999517
its been a year since i played the demo and all i remember was the music was bad and the game just felt really boring to play. total lack of juice. i had more fun doing trials in sophstar
Anonymous No.715999786 [Report] >>716000786
>>715986589
Only bad arcade games were quarter munchers, good arcade games were meant to be able to be 1CC'd and were extremely challenging but fair once you figured out the games, if you disagree you are just bad at video games and don't want to learn to master something that at first seemed impossible.
Anonymous No.716000068 [Report]
>>715994717
I mean yeah, console games also had to be difficult or everyone would beat them far too quickly.
Anonymous No.716000786 [Report] >>716000964
>>715999786
shut the fuck up
raiden 1 and 2 were the most succesful shmups
these games eclipsed toaplan and the raiden games were as unfair as gradius 3
nobody in 4chan can clear raiden 2
Anonymous No.716000964 [Report] >>716001253
>>716000786
Raiden 1 and 2 being dogshit doesn't change the fact that other games were better.
Anonymous No.716001253 [Report]
>>716000964
they eclipsed toaplan and toaplan answer was fucking tatsujin oh
>being dogshit
typical shitter talking about games he pretends to like
Anonymous No.716001756 [Report]
>>715989330
don't bother gunvein is straight dogshit
Anonymous No.716002568 [Report]
>>715991672
which of these will survive in ~100 ish years, a physical disk/cartridge or a file seeding through hundreds of machines?
Digital is the only realistic preservation method and piracy helps to makes it much more efficient.
Anonymous No.716002594 [Report]
>>715994143
this, bogfag is troons adjacent who keeps ripping off mork ideas
Anonymous No.716004000 [Report] >>716005217 >>716005673 >>716014667
>>715998563
so you can sell what amounts to virtually the same as an USB with games to other retards who attach "value" to original pieces of plastic, got it
I forgot the most important part of videogames isn't playing the software, but playing beanie babies collector with other fags
Anonymous No.716004874 [Report]
>>715984041
Kek
Anonymous No.716005217 [Report]
>>716004000
checked
Anonymous No.716005673 [Report]
>>716004000
trvth
Anonymous No.716006173 [Report]
>>715987086
>survives off of good will and people just taking his words for granted.
He earned it. Can't deny that.
Anonymous No.716006674 [Report] >>716007723 >>716020739
what is this game? It's not a shmup because it doesn't auto scroll, it's not a twin stick shooter and run n gun is associated with side scrollers
top down shooter?
Anonymous No.716006939 [Report] >>716007906
>>715982014
this
Anonymous No.716007057 [Report]
>>715996090
>>715996239
What's wrong with it?
Anonymous No.716007438 [Report] >>716017407
>>715996015
Honest question. Why does this vitriolic respone follow him everywhere? Are we shitheads or do we sense bullshit?
Anonymous No.716007450 [Report] >>716007803
>>715987086
>He sucks off NG2 on the regular without ever even having beaten the game on MN.
So you're not allowed to like a game if you didn't beat it on the highest possible difficulty? What kind of retarded standard is this?
Anonymous No.716007723 [Report]
>>716006674
I call it a top down run n gun.
Anonymous No.716007803 [Report]
>>716007450
True but he self reports.
See>>715994756
Anonymous No.716007835 [Report]
>>715984681
make a lot of sense desu
Anonymous No.716007902 [Report]
>>715984554
>hobby becomes your livelihood
>interest in it dwindles
A tale as old as time.
Anonymous No.716007906 [Report] >>716010182 >>716024679
>>715982014
>>716006939
i only respect him because he’s the only channel who had the spine to shit on it. Gook blade is factually horrible game
Anonymous No.716007965 [Report] >>716015949 >>716016347
>>715979073 (OP)
I watched his F-Zero GX review and it's just him seething about how Nintendo could NEVER make anything this good and it was ALL Sega even though like 90% of the mechanics are from F-Zero X developed by Nintendo EAD which he never reviewed
Anonymous No.716008112 [Report] >>716008228
>>715985705
>Doesn't fall for the Stellar Blade grift and rips it apart instead.
He has too much integrity to be "based and redpilled".
Anonymous No.716008228 [Report] >>716008765
>>716008112
after saying people are retarded for freaking out about fan service and judging it entirely on its gameplay
Anonymous No.716008765 [Report] >>716009710
>>716008228
Correct.
The grift was that Stellar Blade was actually some kind of deep slash at the Left because it had a stripper as the protagonist. This element made the game somehow an important milestone in culture and must be supported and hailed as great because of that.
But the game didn't appeal to Mork, and even though he likes T&A, he didn't set aside his game design principles to praise it for the sake of the culture war. A game actually has to appeal to his sensibilities to gain his attention, which Stellar Blade did not.

That's integrity right there. It's so rare nowadays that it soothed my soul.
Anonymous No.716009710 [Report]
>>716008765
Its wild how the dev got rich just with good release timing
The game is extremely mid
Anonymous No.716009771 [Report]
>>715984512
Cope
Anonymous No.716009957 [Report] >>716010067 >>716010540
>>715979073 (OP)
>At least 10 videos complain about parries being everywhere
>No video that is just about parries
>At least 6 videos complain about suck to target
>No video that is just about suck to target and why spacing is good
>At least 3 videos complain about prescribed combat and Simon Says
>No video to explain what that is
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.716010067 [Report] >>716010272
>>716009957
Its smarter to make your video around a game
Making it about game mechanics means no one will watch
Anonymous No.716010182 [Report]
>>716007906
ywnbaw
Anonymous No.716010272 [Report]
>>716010067
His most popular video is about learning fighting games but he based it all around tekken 8 a very hot game at the time
Anonymous No.716010540 [Report]
>>716009957
He said he can’t do these kinda of videos because no one actually gonna watch them but he wishes to
Anonymous No.716010559 [Report] >>716010740 >>716011536
GAMEPLAY DESNITY
Anonymous No.716010740 [Report] >>716010810
>>716010559
>snake rattle n roll
based
Anonymous No.716010810 [Report]
>>716010740
Shit its actually marble madness my bad
Still based
Anonymous No.716011000 [Report] >>716011262 >>716035908
https://streamable.com/67todq
>mork will never softly sing you to sleep
It's not fucking fair bros...
Anonymous No.716011024 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
>arcade tuber career failed
It's a dead game genre. Too hardcore for modern audiences. He could continue making that and get 1K views per video but his most watched videos are his RE4 and Tekken videos. Gaming youtube is like modern gaming, you either appeal to mass audiences or appeal to niche autists. His content will thrive if he finds a middle ground like Souls games did.
Anonymous No.716011262 [Report]
>>716011000
Scary stalker trips
Anonymous No.716011536 [Report] >>716011797
>>716010559
such an autistic concept. I get it but he's ignoring so much with this shit.
Anonymous No.716011797 [Report] >>716012106
>>716011536
If you’re causal fag who’s one and done kinda of player yeah this concept means nothing to you
Anonymous No.716012106 [Report] >>716012328
>>716011797
>If you’re causal fag
Anonymous No.716012223 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
Who?
Anonymous No.716012315 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
Cave games are shit. Shit!
Anonymous No.716012318 [Report] >>716014012
>Call FF7 Remake a walking simulator
>No video to farm FF7R
Anonymous No.716012328 [Report] >>716012370
>>716012106
>WTF WHY DOES HE NOT HAVE HIS ORIGINAL CONSOLE AND MEMORY CARD FROM ALMOST 20 YEARS AGO????
Anonymous No.716012370 [Report]
>>716012328
cope harder mork
Anonymous No.716012398 [Report]
>>715987821
Even if what you say is true, why not let a dude grow past mistakes. He threw his weight around behind a game that turned out to be shit, big deal. Doesn't seem like he's made a habit of doing it since and filled a niche on youtube that few others are doing.
Anonymous No.716012513 [Report]
>>715981112
ViewtifulChris please leave
Anonymous No.716012562 [Report] >>716024386
>>715979146
Dude constantly bitches about people criticizing woke elements of games and says "muh gameplay is what we should focus on!" He's a leftist you tard.
Anonymous No.716012574 [Report]
>>715984194
Troon niggas just be throwing words until they stick.
Anonymous No.716013991 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
Like him or not, he's our shining light in the dark. The chosen one destined to call out modern games for their blatant overuse of parries and lack of gameplay density. We may never be blessed with another youtuber like him.
Anonymous No.716014012 [Report]
>>716012318
He's not wrong
Anonymous No.716014578 [Report] >>716015752 >>716016008
Seriously who the fuck is this? You guys keep calling him "Mork" but when I try searching for that I just get some 80s sitcom. Also why do OneyPlays threads get nuked in seconds but this eceleb thread is fine?
Anonymous No.716014667 [Report]
>>716004000
>"value"
t. retarded Steamie coping
>you care about le monies
I care about le ownership, cope sheep
Anonymous No.716014859 [Report] >>716014928
he's turned me on to enough good games for me to like his content.
Anonymous No.716014928 [Report]
>>716014859
That's why I can't hate sseth
Anonymous No.716014949 [Report]
>>715981568
i discovered him from his review of RE4 Remake. guy is spot on about modern remake culture
Anonymous No.716014982 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
why does this retard shill his stuff here so much? his channel is not big enough for him to be well known enough to have this many real threads with this many real posts about him
Anonymous No.716015002 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
Because Arcades don't exist anymore, obvious fucking answer for a retarded question
Anonymous No.716015072 [Report]
Anonymous No.716015251 [Report]
>>715981983
Post clears you stupid faggot
Anonymous No.716015273 [Report] >>716015780 >>716016000
>>715979073 (OP)
Because those channels treat it as a novelty and don't really understand it or have a background in it.

Look at MaximilianD00D (or however you spell it). His channel is basically a glorified arcade channel, but he's also very obviously the real deal and people can tell which is why they watch him and not some hipster faggot.
Anonymous No.716015340 [Report]
>>715982643
Why the fuck would you base your purchasing of a Switch on how well it runs STGs? Any potato laptop can run RA+FBNeo and/or MAME
Anonymous No.716015401 [Report]
>>715981939
But he shitclears and never score in shmoops.
Anonymous No.716015530 [Report]
>>715989330
>>715999430
Gunvein is really good. Just mad you couldn't clear Intense, no-clears sama?
Anonymous No.716015570 [Report]
Nintendo haters are always so sad.
Anonymous No.716015640 [Report]
>>715994060
>acting like this wasn't similar to your first DaS run
Anonymous No.716015752 [Report] >>716015960 >>716034025
>>716014578
The Electric Underground. Heavy focus on arcade genres and other so-called "skill-based" genres. /v/ either worships him or pretends to hate him because he actually has the skills to back up his opinions. Inb4 go to bed mork
Anonymous No.716015780 [Report]
>>716015273
Anonymous No.716015797 [Report] >>716024679
>>715982014
There is nothing special about SB except the tits
Its not worth hating but its not worth shilling either
Anonymous No.716015859 [Report] >>716016008
>>715981660
His takes on Nintendo are the most correct ones. You just don't like it because he's not pandering to you, a /v/intendo poster.
Anonymous No.716015928 [Report]
>Defending shitty literal who e-celebs
This is a new low /v/
Anonymous No.716015949 [Report] >>716016054
>>716007965
Based SEGA doing what Nintendon't.
Anonymous No.716015960 [Report]
>>716015752
So why is this eceleb shit still up when most other eceleb shit gets deleted in minutes? What makes him so special?
Anonymous No.716015993 [Report]
Are YouTubers actually too busy to read emails? Aren't these guys exempt from 90% of driving unlike most people?
Anonymous No.716016000 [Report] >>716023274
>>716015273
Fighting games are far, FAR more popular than STGs, which is what Mork focuses on.
Anonymous No.716016004 [Report]
>>715996015
Sure you don't mean Icycalm?
Anonymous No.716016008 [Report] >>716016057
>>716014578
a bullet hell pseud that tries to sell himself on skill and authenticity. but now he decided to do youtube fulltime, he left his shmup niche and preaches to the choir about things he knows nothing about.

>>716015859
all he does now is pandering
Anonymous No.716016054 [Report] >>716016104
>>716015949
But Nintendid it in F-Zero X in 1998 that's the whole fucking point of my post
Anonymous No.716016057 [Report] >>716016164
>>716016008
It shouldn't wound you to state how sad Nintendo has become.
Anonymous No.716016104 [Report]
>>716016054
Nintendidn't with GX. Checkmate Nintendie.
Anonymous No.716016164 [Report] >>716016219
>>716016057
stop assuming faggot, i don't give a fuck about nintendo
Anonymous No.716016219 [Report] >>716017630
>>716016164
You jumped at the opportunity to defend them and call critique of Nintendo pandering.

Pick your fights better.
Anonymous No.716016325 [Report] >>716016486
>>715979073 (OP)
>why every game is compared to dark souls

You mean other than 7th gen bringing in fucking millions of people who have never played a video game before so they have no frame of reference for anything? Remember we lived in a time where Dark Souls was considered "LE HARDEST GAME EVER MADE! PREPARE TO LE DIE!! XD". You go back now and realize what a sluggish piece of shit it is combat wise and realize it was actually never hard. Now imagine people who know shit about video games saying this for over a decade. Dark Souls was literally the right game at the right time. I'm not taking anything away from it as a game, it's good - great even. The "influence" it brought is nothing more than a bunch of retards who don't know anything about video games finding their first hard video game.
Anonymous No.716016347 [Report]
>>716007965
Some guys like this are terminal snoyggers or pcvcks. They can't alleviate good game design when it's right in their faces.
Anonymous No.716016482 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
Where is the video that calls modern Rougelikes a Crane Machine? You put in the prerequisite amount of runs and then you reach the RPG breakaway to win every time.
C'mon Mork, I can write your videos for free.
Anonymous No.716016486 [Report]
>>716016325
You don't seem to be very well informed about the impact of Dark Souls. Even as far back as 2013 Nintendo was borrowing ideas from it like the messaging system. Even before Dark Souls CDPR were desperate to claim inspiration from Demon's Souls. Derangement over the success of Fromsoft should be studied.
Anonymous No.716016979 [Report] >>716017397
>plays souls by just running past everything like he's playing fucking mario
I love our little acoustic
Anonymous No.716017397 [Report] >>716023140
>>716016979
does anyone not do this?
Anonymous No.716017407 [Report]
>>716007438
Both
Anonymous No.716017630 [Report] >>716017998
>>716016219
It's a fact, yes, mork is pandering, he talks now about crap he doesn't even care or has any clue about. He knows about current nintendo as much as myself and my last nintendo console was the SNES. Mork isn't an fps player but now talks about the intricacies of the latest doom. Does souls videos like it's 2014. Can't wait for him to talk why Morrowind good, Skyrim bad.
He was always a joke on shmup general, always full of shit but at least he does play shmups. His entire shtick was being this l33t retro arcade bullet hell gamer dude, talking from experience, passion and knowledge, he went from a pseud to a straight out fake, going for that easy youtube money. People that give him money are the biggest retards.
Anonymous No.716017936 [Report]
Mork, you just need to say, I love Lives. The new DK game is right there to rag on.
Anonymous No.716017998 [Report] >>716019627
>>716017630
>he was always a joke in /shmupg/
Lmao you clearly never posted there. He posted i that thread frequently and would silence faggots by posting his clears daily
Anonymous No.716018079 [Report] >>716018883
The funny thing is all you retards talk so much shit but honestly post your DDP 2-all and then ypu have permission to tell Mork he doesn't know about arcade games.
Anonymous No.716018470 [Report] >>716018901 >>716019148
I only learned about this guy recently.
He seems to have pretty good takes on shmups and action games.
Liked his Devil's Third review. That's an underappreciated game for sure.
Liked his Switch 2 video too, even if the ideal of bespoke consoles is too unrealistic now. And some of you faggots simp for Nintendo's anti-consumer practices way too much, even in this thread. Those should be called out. I have no issue with him doing that.

Apparently he recently moved to doing Youtube full time. I guess I understand why he focuses on more popular stuff like Souls games. But yeah, I listened to his Dark Souls video in the background while working and I don't remember him saying anything too fresh.
His Demon's Souls videos were good though. Believe or not, despite everything, I still believe original Demon's Souls is underappreciated and "under-understood". More people talk about them, the better.

I also get why some people here seethe about him suddenly. He basically tries to make money from what some people here do for free. Talking about games from a more hardcore perspective. You could probably string some of the more insightful posts from the recentl J-Actions generals and have a video like his. And those posters (you?) do it for free.
Personally I prefer the surety of normal work. Especially since I moved to Japan, work from home and don't do overtime.
Anonymous No.716018515 [Report] >>716019013 >>716019598
>just loves stgs, no superfluous nonsense
>unpretentious
>humble but will show off when he needs to
The real king of the shmup.
Anonymous No.716018658 [Report] >>716018883 >>716034320
>>715981983
He has a 2-all in Dodonpachi
Anonymous No.716018670 [Report] >>716018745 >>716019627
Give it 6 to 12 months ths now that Mork is popular, and watch him be surpassed by two or three other youtubers focussing on hardcore action genres. He will be the smallest fish in the niche he created and double down on talking about dark souls and shitting on the current fotm for being too casual
Anonymous No.716018745 [Report] >>716018835
>>716018670
>now that mork is popular
40k subs isn't popular
Anonymous No.716018835 [Report]
>>716018745
And you're not white.
Anonymous No.716018883 [Report]
>>716018079
>>716018658
99% of /v/ could not get a 1-all, let alone 2-all of any Cave game except Mushi or Deathsmiles (stgs created to be entry points for casuals into danmaku). Typical shit-flinging at those better than them while having next to no accomplishments of their own in the hobby to which they devoted their NEET lives to.
Anonymous No.716018901 [Report] >>716019627 >>716019696
>>716018470
His videos are poorly researched and terrible, Nerrel's switch 2 review is way better while also being even more critical. Mork's problem is that he tries to act like he isn't a fanboy but then proceeds to endlessly jerk off Iwata-era Nintendo, which is ironic since Iwata era had by far the most casual nintendo games.

He also thinks Star Fox Zero is a good game literally only because platinum made it. He doesn't actually have real opinions, he makes up what his opinion will be based on if the game is made by someone or a developer he thinks he's supposed to like.
Anonymous No.716019013 [Report]
>>716018515
BASED
>b-but morkek has a 2-cle-ACK!
COPE
Anonymous No.716019060 [Report] >>716019357 >>716019387
I like both Junkie and Mork
Anonymous No.716019148 [Report] >>716019427
>>716018470
AI generated post
Anonymous No.716019229 [Report]
>Remakes bad
>Star Fox Zero the 64 remake good
Anonymous No.716019234 [Report] >>716019627
I like Mork's vids but he seriously needs to get better at expressing his points. You could cut the length of all his videos in half if you got rid of his nonsense rambling where he just restates the same point twice for no reason.
The shmup junkie saturn video was so funny, you had the boghog review section where he elegantly describes why Rayforce is such a cool game without wasting any time and then Mork wastes 10 minutes saying a bunch of random shit about port quality that no one cares about instead of actually talking about the games in question.
Anonymous No.716019357 [Report]
>>716019060
>i like pussy and cock
Anonymous No.716019387 [Report]
>>716019060
Same!
Anonymous No.716019427 [Report]
>>716019148
Get off me, Amerifat.
Anonymous No.716019598 [Report]
>>716018515
Agreed
Anonymous No.716019619 [Report]
Wanted Dead was good desu
Anonymous No.716019627 [Report]
>>716017998
half a dozen cave shmups, either way, point is, shmups are his thing and everything he is doing now is a grift. Him talking about anything else comes from a point of ignorance. It's easy to sift through the internet for opinions, make bullet points and add a "hot-take". You don't need to know the subject to make content for it. This is even more egregious when somebody as full of himself as mork does this.
>>716018670
He first needs to beat NG2 and DMC3 at their hardest difficulty

>>716018901
>>716019234
He really has no opinions, he just thinks how to make a pseud statement, come up with his own inconsistent arbitrary rules to justify them. Other midwits will think he is insightful.
Anonymous No.716019660 [Report] >>716019824
Inb4 mork reviews DK bananza and scrutinises his """"movement tech""" to an insane degree and then calls the game too easy and ends with a broad statement about how nintendo died with le honoru salarymanu #42 and yhe company is creatively bankruptcy nowthankstomy5dollarpatrons msxcocksucker cunnyshmupper420
Anonymous No.716019696 [Report] >>716020125
>>716018901
>reviewer has bias
That's true for each and everyone out there thoughbeit.
Anonymous No.716019824 [Report] >>716028128
>>716019660
mork knows better than to insult nintendo now that he has a following on /v/
Anonymous No.716019838 [Report] >>716020125 >>716020681
his video on iwata's death being the end for nintendo was good i thought. pretty agreeable thesis.
Anonymous No.716019954 [Report] >>716020014 >>716020123 >>716020189 >>716020681 >>716021470
Mark has a lot of good ideas and things to say but he needs to make some serious changes. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about half the time when the topic isn’t arcade games, and it would be easily solvable if he just put more time and research into his videos. Reviewing Silent Hill 2 without mentioning the story (or that he skips the cutscenes on his first playthrough for every game), apparently not knowing the Dark Souls DLC exists, getting called out by that Rabi Ribi speedrunner for talking about grinding that doesn’t exist - tons of stuff like that. He would do so much better if he didn’t insist on rushing out these uploads nearly every week, started scripting at least a little more, and cut it out with his obsession over genre definitions and arcade terminology and acting like people love IGN
Anonymous No.716020014 [Report]
>>716019954
True, but
>acting like people love IGN
It doesn't matter if they personally "love IGN" the point is that they agree with what they say, even if they don't directly like them.
Anonymous No.716020123 [Report]
>>716019954
>Mark has a lot of good ideas
No he doesn't. Any good ideas he has are regurgitated, anything original is bad.
Anonymous No.716020125 [Report] >>716020256 >>716020321 >>716020681
>>716019696
You can have bias while being self-aware about it and doing actually good research.

>>716019838
It's one of his worst videos and reveals he's still just a tendie deep down. Terribly researched, full of cherrypicking and ignores how terrible the Wii U era was for actual GAMES.

Once again, Nerrel's video on the Wii U is pretty much the same but is actually researched and is properly critical of the Iwata era. I don't even fucking like Nerrel since his actual opinions are pretty gay but the guy at least does actual fucking research instead of just jerking of Iwata because he has nostalgia for him, and he doesn't ignore how a bunch of Nintendo's anti-consumer and anti-fan practices were things that still happened under Iwata.
Anonymous No.716020189 [Report]
>>716019954
He keeps saying Itagaki was involved in Wanted Dead and implying that street fighter 3 was intentionally experimental rather than a last minute rebrand of a completely different game
His biggest flaw is definitely his lack of research but from what I can tell he basically looks at nothing outside of the game itself which is interesting in its own way, like outsider art almost
Anonymous No.716020256 [Report]
>>716020125
>You can have bias while being self-aware about it
That's fair. Transparency matters.
>and doing actually good research.
That might be his only downfall.
Anonymous No.716020321 [Report]
>>716020125
>he's still just a tendie deep down.
He barely even mentions Nintendo games outside of like super metroid and star fox, unless you're trying to spin him not actively criticizing them as being a fanboy in which case I guess he's a diehard sega fan too
Anonymous No.716020681 [Report] >>716021246
>>716019954
>called out by that Rabi Ribi speedrunner for talking about grinding that doesn’t exist
the fuck kek. he should delete his channel man, when did that happen.
>>716019838
It's a disguised sin and punishment review, he extrapolated that single game to equal the entire wii and wiiu lel. Wii's arcade experience was on par of those wack-a-mole machines and similar casual machines except without the mechanical charm but with boring, weightless, untactile waggle dumbed down even further for babies and geriatrics.
>>716020125
>It's one of his worst videos and reveals he's still just a tendie deep down.
I think think he simply made a video for the sake of making a video, he doesn't care.
Anonymous No.716020739 [Report] >>716020813
>>716006674
it's a pocky-like
Anonymous No.716020813 [Report]
>>716020739
The first Pocky-type game
Anonymous No.716021246 [Report]
>>716020681
>when did that happen.
Vampire Survivor I think and look at comments.
Anonymous No.716021398 [Report] >>716021538 >>716021884 >>716021959 >>716022339 >>716022564 >>716022945 >>716034607
We gotta hide this from his sons...
Anonymous No.716021470 [Report] >>716021635
>>716019954
>Reviewing Silent Hill 2 without mentioning the story
thats based though. the story is the same as it was 20 years ago. why review that?
Anonymous No.716021538 [Report]
>>716021398
>hey you used my footage without crediting me
>it’s also worth noting that all the “grinding” he complained about literally doesn’t exist outside of the tutorial
This should have been a huge wake up call for him to do more research but he’s showing no signs of improvement on that front. Imagine reviewing Dark Souls in 2025 and showing zero signs that you even know the DLC exists, let alone played it
Anonymous No.716021635 [Report] >>716021726
>>716021470
He played Silent Hill 2 for the first time skipping the cutscenes, didn’t even think to mention it in his review, and you think that’s fine? He only mentioned it in passing during a podcast with Under the Mayo, saying SH2 was the exception because one of the cutscenes caught his attention before he could skip it, and acted like it was no big deal. How is that not important enough to mention during his long ass reviews where he spends half the time talking about industry trends instead of the actual game
Anonymous No.716021726 [Report] >>716021861
>>716021635
The focus of the review was the gameplay, not the story.
Anonymous No.716021861 [Report]
>>716021726
Gameplay and story are intertwined. He can continue his anti-parry sentiment by saying that parries make some characters look way more competent than they're supposed to be in the story and that'll be free YouTube bucks.
Anonymous No.716021874 [Report] >>716023485
Any reviewers that don't record their own footage or finish the game on the hardest difficulty simply aren't worth watching.
Anonymous No.716021884 [Report]
>>716021398
what a fraud
Anonymous No.716021959 [Report]
>>716021398
I don't know why he used the word grinding when he's just talking about stat progression systems as a whole and having to go around finding upgrades instead of just going from boss to boss. And you can just DPS the town member bosses. It isn't until Noah that the game actually forces you to play properly, even on BEX.
Anonymous No.716022339 [Report]
>>716021398
Morksisters...
Anonymous No.716022564 [Report]
>>716021398
delet this
Anonymous No.716022760 [Report]
>>715981870
>Shilling a game that has almost become lost media
Okay, tardo
Anonymous No.716022938 [Report] >>716025234 >>716025302 >>716034848
>>715979073 (OP)
I liked the early stuff I saw from him about 2D games like Contra and GnG, and I found his arcade design video to be quite interesting, if a bit pretentious. However, the more I watch videos about stuff I'm familiar with, like DMC and Vanquish, the more I think he tries too hard to pull a "how do you do my fellow action gamers" instead of actually putting in the work to understand the games he is "analyzing". I'm not going to mention the DMC3 video because that's the low hanging fruit, but in his Vanquish video he mentions things that are addressed while playing on Hard and GodHard. It's ironic that he calls people out for not giving Wanted: Dead a proper chance yet he fails into the same patterns. Any action game worth its salt needs to be played and replayed for you to create a proper assessment; a one-and-done playthrough is not enough and you shouldn't be taken seriously if you do.

Also he needs to give more context; his Devil's Third video is like 40 minutes and not once he mentions the clusterfuck development or the team behind it (pretty much the same that made WD later) and is just random "muh Itagaki" like, nigga, we know you know about the guy, you don't need to mention him every 5 minutes like you are making some point.
Anonymous No.716022945 [Report]
>>716021398
>seems like you only really have experience with the lower difficulties
LOL
He is no better than IGN. Was he projecting the entire time?
Anonymous No.716023140 [Report]
>>716017397
only on boss runbacks.
Anonymous No.716023274 [Report]
>>716016000
he still looks like a hipster fag and that drives viewers away
Anonymous No.716023484 [Report] >>716025891
When will he do a video on the Samurai Jack game since Itagaki had a bit of work on it?
Anonymous No.716023485 [Report] >>716024220
>>716021874
>reviewer playing the game let alone examining it's design when put to their limits
Get fucking real lol
Not even the poster boy of YT hardcore gaming does this tf
Anonymous No.716024220 [Report]
>>716023485
Yes, and no active gaming analysts are worth watching
Anonymous No.716024280 [Report]
He's a genuine poser, it's unreal
Anonymous No.716024341 [Report]
>watch his shmup documentary
>he brings up the points against shmups that I and many people share
>he says the games have tons of depth
>he never actually proves it, just keeps repeating it as if its self evident
Anonymous No.716024386 [Report]
>>716012562
anon, you mite be autistic
Anonymous No.716024679 [Report]
>>716007906
>>716015797
Stellar Blade is a great game that filtered casuals hard because they literally didn't play it
It's telling that I never see discussion on the story, puzzles, gameplay or anything, just twitter nonsense and maybe someone seething about parries
Anonymous No.716024706 [Report]
>716024341
Anonymous No.716024835 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
He has like the only correct opinion of Wanted:Dead and that's how I know I can trust him
Anonymous No.716024979 [Report] >>716025137 >>716026959
>>715983515
Garegga literally was built from the ground up to suck coins in the most unfair ways possible
Shmupfags are so fucking dishonest it's unreal
Anonymous No.716025137 [Report]
>>716024979
Outside from the fact that the mechanics aren't explained, there's nothing really "unfair" about the game. If you buy the modern M2 release, literally every single aspect of the game's mechanics is completely opaque and easily understood by anyone, and if you're emulating you can just read the system 11 strategy thread. That's basically the equivalent of people buying nintendo power or going on game faqs, it's not special.
Anonymous No.716025234 [Report]
>>716022938
>a one-and-done playthrough is not enough and you shouldn't be taken seriously if you do.
Mork doesn't do that thougheverbeit. He advocates for not finishing games in order to review them.
Anonymous No.716025253 [Report]
>bullets go invisible
>rank doesn't go down on new coin
>"nothing unfair"
SHMUPFAG DISHONESTY
Anonymous No.716025302 [Report] >>716027550
>>716022938
Agreed
He also keeps going on about how "EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HATED GOD HAND" when it was literally a single IGN review, and shills horrible shovelware shit because of it
Anonymous No.716025891 [Report]
>>716023484
No need.
Anonymous No.716026602 [Report] >>716026710 >>716028030
>old game good new game bad: the e-celeb
Anonymous No.716026707 [Report] >>716026938
>uh actually demons souls is totally arcade because uhhhh
>i do "single segment runs" whatever the fuck that means
Anonymous No.716026710 [Report]
>>716026602
How old is old to you? Shilling NG2 is new and WD/DT are also new titles that he puts weight behind. You're full of shit basically.
Anonymous No.716026938 [Report]
>>716026707
Didn't watch the demon souls vid but
>I do single segment runs
Isn't that pretty obvious? He does runs of individual segments of demon souls, treating them as like individual 30 minute arcade games.
Anonymous No.716026959 [Report] >>716027058
>>716024979
Completely talking out of your ass. Battle Garegga's rank system was to cater to the core audience of shmups (which, at that point in time, were incredibly proficient at the games) while still having some accessibility to somebody sitting down at the machine who isn't going to get passed stage 2 without practicing. Its also worth noting that criticising arcade games for trying to make profit is very unfair - it is their business model: get people engaged with the game asap, but also get them off the game asap. Games that were blatantly unfair were unsuccessful in the arcade - players could tell a game that was just trying to take your money and would not play it. STGs (especially danmakus and proto-danmakus like Garegga, GrindStormer etc) are the quintessential "tough but fair" games before that was a popular turn-of-phrase by games journos.
Anonymous No.716027058 [Report]
>>716026959
Fucking lmfao what is this cope
Anonymous No.716027102 [Report] >>716027127
>lmao cope xd
Grim response. Shouldn't have expected anything less from /v/.
Anonymous No.716027127 [Report] >>716027220 >>716027308
>>716027102
Shmups were literally designed to get you to have a bit of fun, then stop playing so another coin from someone can be deposited
Anonymous No.716027220 [Report]
>>716027127
Every arcade game has to be at a certain level of difficulty so that the average player dies often - what's your point?
Anonymous No.716027308 [Report]
>>716027127
How poor is your reading comprehension? I said as much, you fucking retard. A novice can get through a couple of stages if they are decent enough before they get a game over. Proficient players will still need to practice to beat the game on a single coin. How about trying to understand the post you're reading before you just instantly """refute""" it by saying I am "coping"
Anonymous No.716027365 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
>why did arcade die?
Say it with me, we all know its fact. OPEN WORLD AND MOVIE GAMES
Anonymous No.716027468 [Report] >>716028023 >>716032463
How did your average Japanese superplayer practice their favourite shmup before console ports and/or emulation? Did these retards seriously no life the machine, putting hundreds of dollars through to get a 1 credit clear on V-BulletDodger Gaiden DX?
Anonymous No.716027550 [Report]
>>716025302
If you dont give God Hand a 11/10 then you hate it. Its as perfect as a game can be
Anonymous No.716027569 [Report] >>716027604 >>716027780
>>715979073 (OP)
Maturity is when you understand that fromsouls games are the only real games
Everything else are just cheap children toys
Anonymous No.716027604 [Report] >>716027706 >>716027780
>>716027569
I love From games too! My favourite is either ACN or LR, what's yours? What are your thoughts on FK?
Anonymous No.716027706 [Report] >>716027745 >>716027913 >>716032718
>>716027604
Buddy play real fromgods game
The one you mentioned are just filler side content fromgods made just for timepass
Anonymous No.716027745 [Report] >>716027913 >>716031807
>>716027706
But anon you said you were a Fromsoft fan like myself
Surely you have an opinion on the Beliana Saga or STA or FG?
Anonymous No.716027751 [Report] >>716027973
>>715979073 (OP)
He's gay.
You're gay too if supported him.
Anonymous No.716027780 [Report]
>>716027569
Souls games are shit, especially 3 was when Fromsoft truly died
>>716027604
I just keep replaying Shadow tower, Fromsoft never topped it. I want a real sequel
Anonymous No.716027913 [Report]
>>716027706
Theres 2 Fromsoft games in that picture DS1 and 2. Everything after is Nu Fromsoft rollslop.
>>716027745
STA is one of the worst sequel in gaming history. Its the DMC 2 of Fromsoft, complete with Guns ruining the game
Anonymous No.716027973 [Report]
>>716027751
Guess im gay then. Btw Slow Damage is better than your favorite game so gay isnt the own you think it is
Anonymous No.716028023 [Report]
>>716027468
They bought the arcade board.
Anonymous No.716028030 [Report]
>>716026602
Thats fucking FACT though. Have you SEEN modern gaming?
Anonymous No.716028128 [Report]
>>716019824
A shame, Nintendo needs to be insulted and the fans need it too.
Anonymous No.716028445 [Report]
>>715994143
>>715995904
Explain how this isnt chud virtue signalling
Anonymous No.716028615 [Report] >>716029858 >>716034483
GUYS IS ELEVATOR ACTION RETURNS ANY GOOD
Anonymous No.716029858 [Report]
>>716028615
I had heaps of fun with it for a few dozen hours. Never played the original though, so unsure how it compares to that.
Anonymous No.716031807 [Report] >>716031868
>>716027745
>doesnt talk about STA
Another Fromsoft poser
Anonymous No.716031868 [Report] >>716032597
>>716031807
LITERALLY mentioned STA in my post anontachisamadono
Anonymous No.716032463 [Report]
>>716027468
purchasing boards and also some arcades offer/ed cheap passes for unlimited play
Anonymous No.716032597 [Report] >>716032617
>>716031868
You wont go into any detail because you didnt play it
Anonymous No.716032617 [Report] >>716032873
>>716032597
Anontachisamadonotachi...
Anonymous No.716032693 [Report]
>>715979073 (OP)
ENOUGH WITH E-CELEB THREADS
Anonymous No.716032718 [Report] >>716035203
>>716027706
Only ds1 and sekiro are worth playing in the image
Anonymous No.716032873 [Report]
>>716032617
Oh boy, hes afraid
Anonymous No.716034025 [Report]
>>716015752
His opinions literally downloaded from his retarded simps on discuck
Anonymous No.716034320 [Report]
>>716018658
>managed to clear with the lowest scores ever
I don't know if he's proud of it
Anonymous No.716034483 [Report]
>>716028615
Yeah. On default settings it shouldn't be too bad to beat. If you up the difficulty then there will be more guys and they won't delay their firing rate.
Anonymous No.716034607 [Report] >>716034736 >>716035125
>>716021398
Does he ever replied to the comments and discussed it?
Anonymous No.716034675 [Report]
You're telling me the guy who thinks you can infinitely dodge in Bayonetta doesn't know what he's talking about? Shocking
Shmupfags are braindead
Anonymous No.716034736 [Report]
>>716034607
Don't think so.
Anonymous No.716034848 [Report]
>>716022938
He's a full time tuber, he has to hastily shit these out instead of having some time (read: years) with all the games. He's run out of shmup and bmup content to talk about.
Make or break for me is when he makes a vid on DaS2. This is THE most deeply analyzed dark souls because there is SO much debate over it that every aspect has been under the microscope and whether you like it or hate it comes down to personal taste. If he doesn't give it the deep dive it deserves and just does the "not like muh demon's souls not like muh dark souls 1" then his opinion on these games is worthless.
He didn't even seem to touch the DaS1 DLC which leads me to believe he won't play DaS2's which is criminal since it's the best part of the game and perhaps peak Dark Souls depending on who you ask. He will also likely not touch the vanilla vs SotFS debate.
AND, most importantly, he has never said a word about multiplayer which is one of the features that made dark souls stand out. Invasions were such a cool aspect of these games that I find go underappreciated by 1-playthrough andys that don't really understand the games but love to watch youtube videos about them.
Anonymous No.716034918 [Report]
>>715989090
'hog in the 'log
Anonymous No.716034946 [Report]
>>715986589
coin muncher sounds like a slur for jews
Anonymous No.716035125 [Report]
>>716034607
Checked and no lol
Anonymous No.716035203 [Report] >>716036012
>>716032718
Sekiro maybe, but DS1 aged like milk in some areas. Slug pacing, jankier hitboxes than DS3’s netcode, and half the game feels like a beta build. Not saying it's bad, but if that’s the peak for you, I’m guessing you bounced off the rest pretty fast. At least Bloodborne had speed and identity. Elden Ring’s world makes Lordran feel like a hallway too.
Anonymous No.716035743 [Report]
It's too obvious how there's a couple dedicated schizos who post the exact same things seething about him every thread
Anonymous No.716035908 [Report]
>>716011000
Mork should have been a singer.
Anonymous No.716036012 [Report]
>>716035203
Sekiro is the worst game From has made in many years. However, it has amazing presentation and that was enough to sell it to tens of millions of gamers and reshape the entire game industry to the point shooters and turn based RPGs incorporated parrying