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>THE MOST ICONIC VIDEOGAME CHARACTER IS....
>A 25 year old who lives with his parents who are dissapointed in him and has no friends, no stable job and his main hobbies are videogames
What makes Mario iconic is that he's not a character. We know next to nothing about him, he's a blank slate that can be warped into whatever any given project needs him to be. This is by design so that he can be used in a wide variety of games and media.
>“One of the things that's interesting about Mario is that there's very little character to him. You know very little about him. So despite the fact that he's incredibly well-known, incredibly visible and recognized, we know very little about his backstory, his history, or his motivations, so he's not much of a character in the traditional film or TV sense.” - James Newman, senior lecturer of cultural studies of Bath Spa University, 2009 radio interview
>I think it was fortuitous that we didn’t put any restrictions on Mario as a character. Normally when you create a character and present him to the world, all the details get filled in: what’s his favorite color? what kind of food does he like to eat? But with Mario, aside from the fact that he’s about 24-25 years old, we didn’t define anything else. The reason why is that we wanted to be able to use Mario in later games, and that wouldn’t work so well if he had characteristics that interfered with a given game’s story. When we make a game we take care not to add incongruencies to that game’s world. With that caveat in mind, I’d like to keep using Mario in future games. - Miyamoto
Mario is a fucking ROUGH 25 looking like he is gonna start balding pretty soon.
>>715979179 (OP)Living with your parents at 25 is normal. He does have a steady job as well.
>>715979179 (OP)>no stable jobisn't he a plumber or hvac or something?
>>715981234>Living with your parents at 25 is normalyou have to rent or you are a loser
>>715981378Keep living your life based on 90s sitcoms. I'm not going to spend the majority of my wages on rent for some rentier scum.
I still can't believe he's canonically 25. I could see it for Luigi maybe, but Mario himself always came off as mid 30's for me.
>>715981575They're twins, Luigi is only the younger brother by a few minutes
>>715981378The American golem hivemind is if you don't pay 50% of your wages to a Jewish landlord you are a "loser" and should be shunned by the people who ARE giving 50% of their wages to jew landlords for rent.
Wow. Wonder who came up with this social attitude?
>>715981234Lol no it isnt. I bought my first house at 25
>>715982097i mean its just whites right? other cultures dont do this when my friend had kids the mom really wanted her and her husband to live at home with her.
If anything other cultures of people move out to get away from their parents meanwhile whites want their kids GONE and will shame them if they dont get out fast enough
>>715979179 (OP)Thats me! Except I am 40, and a millionaire
>>715982097save hivemind that rips your penis skin off before you can speak btw.
>>715979179 (OP)Is character design is also a product of hardware restriction. Yet he is iconic
>>715982261It's not a race thing, it's a loser thing. Parents don't want their failure to launches mooching off them forever. It is a constant reminder that you failed as a parent to prepare your child to be an adult.
On the opposite end, a child that gets married and has kids obviously is a reflection of their parents success in creating an adult. You also said "her mom" which implies either her dad did not agree with that or dad is out of the picture/dead. It makes sense that a single mother with an empty nest would want to relive their motherhood days.
>>715979179 (OP)He's Italian and Italians don't have a stigma against living with your parents at an older age.
>Americans still seethe randomly over people living with their parents
Rent is stupidly high these days pretty much everywhere in the west so it's rapidly becoming the norm
Blame boomers and Jews for ruining the housing market
>>715981780then why don't they look like each other... makes no sense
>>715981378Actual boomer opinion.
Only psychopaths throw kids out anymore considering the state of the economy.
>>715979179 (OP)Try to rent an apartment on your own in Brooklyn, it's not easy
>Retarded Gen Xer parents didn't buy a house 25 years ago when they were dirt cheap because they "wanted to wait for a better deal" and "The housing market will burst you'll see"
>20+ years later
>Still hasn't burst and they're still rentfagging
>My childhood home got carved up into 3 separate Airbnb rooms
>Will likely never own a home in my town now thanks to the prices going into the fucking sky
>>715983186We need more “losers” living with their parents so boomers realize something’s going on with the economy. Tossing your child out at 18 is the same sort of “disposable family” mindset as tossing your parents into nursing homes.
>>715983786The bubble burst 17 years ago and it took a decade to catch up
>>715983786Wage stagnation, social collapse and skyrocketing rent is a small price to pay for authentic Indian cuisine.
Would you rather have a house, or lamb korma?
>>715980861Wow, they've created mascot just like Ronald McDonalds, how fucking unique.
>>715983786>>>My childhood home got carved up into 3 separate Airbnb roomsThose things are vile, no wonder euros got fed up with this.
>>715983856By 25 the vast majority have moved out. 60% of 20 year olds live with parents but only 15% of 25 year olds. I know two people 25 or older living with their parents - a friend from high school who plays 80 hours of FF14 a week and my coworkers son who similarly does nothing but play video games. Both of them have brothers who are moved out, have jobs, and are married.
>>715979179 (OP)his job is a pesky plumbah
>>715984487And all of them will rent for their entire lives, and their children will sharehouse.
>>715984885They won't have children. They waited too long playing video games all day.
>>715985000The reason they played video games all day is BECAUSE they had no social circle
That's what happened to me. I was getting bullied at school and the few friends I did have didn't live nearby. So I was forced to pass the time playing video games, I had zero options for entertainment
>Friends move out of parents house
>Inevitably run out of money when job problems hit and/or room mate faggotry starts happening
>Move back in with parents
>Cycle repeats
>>715985115You could do any number of things with your time that aren't sitting in your parents house playing videogames
Every day you make the decision to piss away another day on toys or this god forsaken website.
>>715985546Everything I enjoy doing requires friends, which I don't have. I can't do anything I actually want to do because I'd be doing it alone.
>>715985640Sounds like you've got it all figured out
>>715983186Being wageslave is not success.
>moochingGo to be workist commie somewhere else.
Living with your parents is kinda awesome because they cook for you, you get to use their garage, you get to use their subscriptions, you get to hang out with their pets. My mom loves that I use the basement. I love my parents
>>715979179 (OP)But big maring is a dear pesky plumber.
>>715985771Mario doesn't have a canon.
>>715983186I'm sorry you grew up in a loveless family, I just hope you don't breed so your children don't suffer the same fate.
>>715980861There were mario cartoons in 80's
At risk of sounding like Dobbie and Movieblob, Mario really was best with the early 90's NoA version where his character was generally a gruff older man living in a run-down Brooklyn apartment
>>715985795you can watch niggers shoot each other
>>715983186>marriedEnjoy divorce rape
>and has kids obviouslyBringing innocent soul and your own child into this world is not good thing, souless sick fuck
>>715985924Your parents are pathetic subhuman losers who failed to raise you right, and you grew up to be a pathetic subhuman loser who browses a website filled with the bottom of the barrel of humanity. You're going to end your life in about 3 years. Your whole bloodline is just worthless humans.
>>715985729Wage slave life is so miserable. I took my kids to the lake yesterday and it was so depressing. There truly is no worse feeling than success.
>>715985924Already got 3 kids and my parents love being grandparents. That's really quite incredible that you think you have to have a bad family to not be a loser.
>>715987661Oh wow an antinatalist failure to launch how surprising. I bet your parents feel the same way these days.
>>715985795You are the millennial/zoomer equivalent of the boomer watching CNN for 10 hours a day.
>>715987972You're sick in the head and evil. Turn to Christ and live.
>buy a house
>pass it down to my children for free
>they pass it down to their children for free
why don't more people do this?
>>715980861Mario the man vs Mario the idea, you say????
>>715991670Some old fucks are really fucking vile
>>715980861We know plenty about Mario. He is canonically an Italian American plumber from Brooklyn
>>715979179 (OP)Italian families don't really care about their offspring living with them.
In fact, most italian households that survived utter destruction are big as hell just to accommodate the whole family
Why is that guy seething again???
