>>715980826 (OP)I should buy one of these. Having more face buttons is nice. Plus I really need the N64 button layout for N64's Zelda games, which I just cannot stand to play with a more standard controller. (Right stick for C button actions is ass, and there aren't enough face buttons to avoid assigning everything without resorting to awkward shit like the right bumper. I tried multiple layouts and playing the ocarina was hell.) So I bought a cheap USB N64 controller just for playing Zelda, and it works (after remapping all inputs because Ship of Harkinian assumes Xbox/PlayStation-style controller), but just as when I owned a working N64 almost three decades ago, I'd rather have a controller with two handles -- because I have two fucking hands, damn you Nintendo.
Unfortunately most of these two-handle N64-style controllers (and in fact most modern controllers) are wireless. I'm not going to be playing 50 feet from my computer so I would much rather have a wired USB controller than some battery-powered shit, because the battery is ALWAYS either rechargeable or replaceable but never both. If there's an exception to this, then I'll consider it, but I'd still rather just buy a wired one.
>dude just buy a wireless one and leave it plugged in all the timeNo. At that point I'd be paying extra just to put a toxic battery in a landfill later. Wireless devices are the antichrist. Bring back wired controllers, bring back wired headphones, fuck Bluetooth.