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Anonymous No.715989367 >>715989542 >>715989671 >>715993509 >>715996763 >>715996780 >>715999112 >>716001610 >>716002083 >>716004184 >>716007443 >>716012967 >>716021795 >>716021891 >>716036828 >>716041275
what was that one text-based game where the golbin chick said "time to get fucked stud"?
Anonymous No.715989542
>>715989367 (OP)
For me it's all of them depending on my mood
Anonymous No.715989560
corruption of champions
Anonymous No.715989671 >>715990516 >>716003558 >>716020594 >>716024207 >>716027707 >>716036880 >>716037623
>>715989367 (OP)
Goblins are Epstein coded.
Anonymous No.715989809 >>715997729
goblin on my nuts
Anonymous No.715990516 >>716032640
>>715989671
...unless they have insanely hairy pubes and armpits
Anonymous No.715992215
Total Goblin Death
Anonymous No.715992851
The horny fem goblins fetish has grown on me over the years.
It's true that everybody who stays here becomes a gooner.
Anonymous No.715993509
>>715989367 (OP)
mating press all four
Anonymous No.715993910 >>715996996 >>715999574 >>716001259 >>716007721 >>716013490
Anonymous No.715996331 >>715998712 >>716001512 >>716006431 >>716021425 >>716023492 >>716029306 >>716031487 >>716033380 >>716038058 >>716040119
Anonymous No.715996763
>>715989367 (OP)
Goblins are very stretchy
Anonymous No.715996780
>>715989367 (OP)
coc 1 modded. pretty fun but the new towns are bland
Anonymous No.715996996
>>715993910
kobolds win again
Anonymous No.715997470 >>715997594 >>715997652 >>715997969 >>715998658 >>715999151 >>715999640 >>716003873 >>716006785 >>716009749 >>716022260 >>716023235
What system of government should a goblin race (in video games of course) have?
Anonymous No.715997594
>>715997470
the goblins in coc had a council before they got corrupted by the demonic essences in the food and waters
Anonymous No.715997652
>>715997470
Goblins don't have a society, they just spend all their time seeking human men to breed them.
Anonymous No.715997729
>>715989809
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
AGGRESSIVE BREEDING AWOOOGA
Anonymous No.715997969 >>716008679 >>716008861 >>716021891 >>716022312
>>715997470
A matriarchy that keeps getting suspiciously close to the human ambassadors
Anonymous No.715998658
>>715997470
Puppet state of a human kingdom.
Anonymous No.715998712
>>715996331
>2018
An ugly nigger goblin, at that
Anonymous No.715999112
>>715989367 (OP)
Slutty gobs are my only weakness
Anonymous No.715999151
>>715997470
probably broods or colonies or something. one alone would probably end up being a population boom around humans they could mount.
Anonymous No.715999574
>>715993910
>kierus
DONT DO THIS TO ME
Anonymous No.715999640 >>716002827
>>715997470
Tribal
Anonymous No.716001259
>>715993910
>that kobold
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunf
Anonymous No.716001425 >>716021891
Green buttcheeks.
Anonymous No.716001512 >>716003625 >>716007585
>>715996331
Wow goblins were extremely horny
Anonymous No.716001610
>>715989367 (OP)
I do indeed fuck tiny green women.
Anonymous No.716001725 >>716001793 >>716001861
For me, it's Assistant Greely.
Anonymous No.716001793 >>716001861 >>716001874 >>716008945
>>716001725
oi
Anonymous No.716001861 >>716018361
>>716001725
>>716001793
>ego enabling sychophant for an incompetent "genius"
Anonymous No.716001874
>>716001793
>midriff
HUNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
Anonymous No.716002083
>>715989367 (OP)
Thick futa goblins..
Anonymous No.716002827 >>716004402
>>715999640
Where's this from?
Anonymous No.716003053 >>716003404 >>716004624
Do you like smart gobbos or dumb gobbos?
Anonymous No.716003404 >>716004152
>>716003053
Bimbo gobbo
Anonymous No.716003529
Goblin sex games plz
Anonymous No.716003558
>>715989671
and you're faggot coded
Anonymous No.716003625
>>716001512
god... i want a greedy jew GF!
Anonymous No.716003810
>Impregnating every goblin in Corruption of Champions until you get attacked by a huge army comprised entirely of your goblin daughters
That's the good shit.
Anonymous No.716003873
>>715997470
Aren’t the devs of fat princess making a new game that’s just a carbon copy of fat princess but with goblins instead?
So monarchy
Anonymous No.716003980
I want a rude and abrasive yet submissive when aroused gob wife
Anonymous No.716004152
>>716003404
HOLY BASED
Anonymous No.716004184 >>716006478
>>715989367 (OP)
they don't look like that
Anonymous No.716004402
>>716002827
justsomenoob
Anonymous No.716004624
>>716003053
both, as long as they're slutty and plump.
Anonymous No.716006041 >>716023612
Sorta goblins
Anonymous No.716006080 >>716006304
Gob belly
Anonymous No.716006208 >>716008418
I like goblin girls.
Anonymous No.716006304 >>716006636
>>716006080
Anonymous No.716006431
>>715996331
Accurate
Anonymous No.716006478
>>716004184
Says who?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1669940/Short_Night/
Anonymous No.716006636 >>716019093 >>716021891
>>716006304
Anonymous No.716006772 >>716008075 >>716026953
Bimbofied goblins are so fucking shit,you fags don't even like goblins just bimbo bullshit
Anonymous No.716006785
>>715997470
Plapocracy.
Anonymous No.716007443 >>716007574 >>716007847
>>715989367 (OP)
Anonymous No.716007574 >>716007809
>>716007443
Why are millennials so unfunny?
Anonymous No.716007585 >>716016067
>>716001512
It's a damn shame horny /flirt jokes were taken out of the game. Bunch of fucking pussies.
Anonymous No.716007721
>>715993910
>no dignity
>steal wears nipple and clit covers
>doesn't even steal
Really?
Anonymous No.716007809
>>716007574
>Why are millennials so unfunny?
It's not just millennials, most people are not funny. Just look at a lot of people's social media feed. It's a direct line into their day to day thoughts.
Anonymous No.716007847
>>716007443
MEET AND HUH?
Anonymous No.716007918 >>716021891 >>716037761
Anonymous No.716007938
Total gobbo love
Gobbos are for picking up and squeezing
And then turning them into baby factories
Anonymous No.716007996 >>716008065 >>716008169 >>716008201 >>716008286 >>716010872 >>716018850 >>716038065
What about Gnomes?
Anonymous No.716008065 >>716008201
>>716007996
Anonymous No.716008069
>when the goblins are so light they can actually just use your face as a chair
Anonymous No.716008075
>>716006772
Only kinds of people I've seen complain about proud men wanting to make attractive designs out of unconventional concepts are either femoid dykes or trannies, care to tell us which one of these are you?
Anonymous No.716008137 >>716008201 >>716008204
Anonymous No.716008169
>>716007996
Gnobody cares.
Anonymous No.716008201
>>716007996
>>716008065
>>716008137
Nobody gives a fuck about Gnomes
Only Dwarves or Halflings get any action
Anonymous No.716008204
>>716008137
>sundown
Anonymous No.716008216
Would you just use your gob as an onahole or would you love them?
Anonymous No.716008247 >>716022045
Anonymous No.716008250
Fuck this thread is making me want to replay CoC. The goblin interactions were so fucking good.
Anonymous No.716008286
>>716007996
gnome does a standing rimjob
goblin does a standing blowjob
Anonymous No.716008342 >>716008445
Fuck this thread for reminding me CoC1 was god tier and CoC2 was such dogshit that there is no hope left for anything else
Anonymous No.716008397 >>716008534 >>716008585 >>716009648 >>716009713 >>716010509 >>716013070 >>716018415 >>716018447
Alright /v/, pitch me your ideal goblin game
Anonymous No.716008418
>>716006208
>bring Tubba to civilization
>feed her 3x more than before with the wonders of agriculture
>impregnate her AT LEAST 20x
>name all our sons after roman emperors and daughters after provinces
That's the fuckin dream right here bros
Anonymous No.716008445
>>716008342
/hgg/ edition just got an update recently
its got mermaids now or some shiet
Anonymous No.716008534
>>716008397
You breed the gobbo and formulate potions and the like to make her more fertile with the goal of making an army
Anonymous No.716008585
>>716008397
Goblin slayer
your mission is to slay goblins
it plays like those Vampire Survivors style games
all the goblins are male

except for the final boss which is the Goblin Queen
if you lose to her she fucks you so she can give birth to more goblin princesses that grows up to become more goblin queens that also rape you
Anonymous No.716008679
>>715997969
perfect gobbo in my eyes.
MOAR
Anonymous No.716008703 >>716008902
Anonymous No.716008861
>>715997969
>the small goblin queendom that, despite having no military or industry, is surprisingly well protected and wealthy
spoiling an entire nation of gobbos...
Anonymous No.716008895
What if you got a gobbo gf but she HAD to sit on your lap constantly
Anonymous No.716008902
>>716008703
>male goblin getting fattened up
>anti-female anatomy book
Fuck off with that gay shit
Anonymous No.716008945 >>716010628
>>716001793
>that quest in Azshara where she shrinks you
Anonymous No.716008976 >>716009538 >>716010185 >>716021053
say something nice about my kobold
Anonymous No.716009538
>>716008976
Eastern Kobold is better
Anonymous No.716009648
>>716008397
A city builder/tower defense game where you and your goblin wife make kids to defend your kingdom.
Anonymous No.716009713
>>716008397
Uh, sword and sandals clone but with highly customizable female goblins who fight to the death. I can picture it now... ;^D
Anonymous No.716009749 >>716010039
>>715997470
I like the greedy jew corporatocracy in warcraft
Anonymous No.716009783 >>716010002 >>716011209 >>716011370
goblin breeding
Anonymous No.716010002
>>716009783
I want to the mushroom gobbo
Anonymous No.716010039 >>716010795 >>716023815 >>716027782
>>716009749
Gazlowe just got done with a communist revolution in Undermine
Anonymous No.716010156 >>716010241 >>716022045
Fill goblins with whipped cream. Perhaps even too much whipped cream...
Anonymous No.716010185 >>716010285
>>716008976
i want to put some sperm in your kobold
Anonymous No.716010241 >>716010528
>>716010156
go to bed Mad Stan we're not blowing up any sluts today
Anonymous No.716010285
>>716010185
oh?
Anonymous No.716010302
I want to molest goblin ears
Anonymous No.716010509
>>716008397
CK3 goblin overhaul? I just think the inbreeding mechanics would be fun to fuck around with.
Anonymous No.716010528
>>716010241
Aw. But goblin sluts make the best bombs...
Anonymous No.716010628 >>716018996
>>716008945
Anonymous No.716010778
>open thread
>explosion guy
GODDAMNIT
Anonymous No.716010795
>>716010039
They don't call it judeobolshevism for nothing
Anonymous No.716010872
>>716007996
I love both
Anonymous No.716011209
>>716009783
Give thick gobbo milf.
Anonymous No.716011370
>>716009783
Ill take the hag
Anonymous No.716011515 >>716011687
Reality is so fucking lame. We couldn't have actually interesting races. All human in different shades. Wack as design.
Anonymous No.716011528 >>716011956 >>716012439 >>716012602 >>716022045
Would you settle down with a kind, innocent, hardworking gobbo engineer?
Anonymous No.716011687 >>716011804 >>716012719 >>716012874
>>716011515
humans killed the other humanoids hundreds of thousands of years ago
Anonymous No.716011804 >>716012874
>>716011687
If only they knew.
Anonymous No.716011936 >>716012150
How big and sensitive should goblin ears be?
Anonymous No.716011956 >>716012949 >>716013401
>>716011528
Only if she likes sitting on my face with her sweaty unwashed ass.
Anonymous No.716012150
>>716011936
If you bite them they ovulate, just like elves
Anonymous No.716012439 >>716012949 >>716013401
>>716011528
Only if she never shaved her pits, pussy or ass
Anonymous No.716012602 >>716012949 >>716013401
>>716011528
only if she wears overalls and nothing else
Anonymous No.716012719 >>716012774
>>716011687
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Pygmies
Anonymous No.716012774
>>716012719
YOU JUST KNOW
Anonymous No.716012874
>>716011687
>>716011804
Ironically the IRL shortstacks (3 Feet Tall) Homo Floresiensis survived for a long time.
Sadly if the ancient myths the Polynesian's tell are to be believed they unable to negotiate with normal humans and instead just stole their fire and ate people after using their childlike voices to bait them out.
So the Polynesians wiped them out.
Anonymous No.716012949
>>716011956
>>716012439
Cringe
>>716012602
Based
Anonymous No.716012967
>>715989367 (OP)
It's always funny to me how people ended up liking elves so much, they gaslit themselves into making green elves while calling them goblins/orcs.
Anonymous No.716013070
>>716008397
A mix of a dating sim and thief and a game like overlord where you control a gang of goblins who do your bidding and help you rob places, but you have to juggle each of them with attention and praise and fucking them otherwise they may start to act out of line during heists
Anonymous No.716013368 >>716018996 >>716019728
Anonymous No.716013391 >>716013797 >>716018571
What's the best accent for goblins?
Anonymous No.716013401
>>716011956
>>716012439
>>716012602
Only if these
Anonymous No.716013490
>>715993910
Left is objectively the superior choice.
>Not dirty, so no STDs
>Tail wrap during cuddles
>Fashion sense is more tasteful
>Handlebars included
Anonymous No.716013513 >>716013559 >>716014101
fucking MAD we didn't get a goblin companion
Anonymous No.716013559 >>716013858
>>716013513
Tribe?
Anonymous No.716013797
>>716013391
New Jersey
Anonymous No.716013858
>>716013559
Tribe!
Anonymous No.716013867
hairy_anus
Anonymous No.716014101
>>716013513
best I can do is zoophilia and cuckoldry
everything else is just weirdhorny
Anonymous No.716014452
Gabagools
Anonymous No.716016067
>>716007585
>It's a damn shame horny /flirt jokes were taken out of the game. Bunch of fucking pussies.
FUCKING BLIZZARD BASTARDS!
Also, were did you find those lines?
I only found these.
https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Flirt#Goblin_female
Anonymous No.716017321 >>716017904
Anonymous No.716017426 >>716019105
Elves deserve to be trampled under Gob-Girls.
Anonymous No.716017898 >>716019996 >>716022045
Anonymous No.716017904
>>716017321
>tags, male: stray pubes
Anonymous No.716017967 >>716019996 >>716022045
Anonymous No.716018000
what's the best goblin eroge out right now?
Anonymous No.716018361
>>716001861
>ego enabling sychophant for an incompetent "genius"
Anonymous No.716018415 >>716018540
>>716008397
A dungeon keeper game featuring fat bouncy goblins servants
Anonymous No.716018447 >>716021270 >>716030236
>>716008397
I'm making a setting for a game I'm making, would like some feedback. High fantasy, features memetic effects in a generally dark setting with some Indiana Jones kind of adventuring.

Goblins have no government of their own. They occupy cities and towns and for the most part do their part in society. They are highly communal, and value family and friends above all else.

However, they are sometimes viewed with suspicion and fear among other peoples due to a couple of unique traits they possess. (Every race has their own set of unique sociological traits.)

The first trait is their biological imperative of hating and holding a grudge against those they perceive as having wronged them. The more hateful a goblin is, the more disfigured they become, developing longer noses, gnarled features, smaller and more bestial pupils, etc. The hate a goblin possesses is directly attributed to their appearance, which is a large reason as to why they try to maintain a connected community as much as possible. An ugly goblin is an unhappy goblin.

The second is their anomalous sense of smell. Goblins can smell relationships other have with each other, even among other races. More powerful or specially trained goblins can even detect blood lineages between others, making it easy to determine if someone is related to each other, and by how much. This ability is enhanced by their hatred. This is thought to be a survival mechanism by other races, as the consequences for angering an entire community of goblins is quite severe.

Due to their imminent hatred if wronged, their ability to track relationships and bloodlines, and their strong community, one could quickly experience a catastrophic escalation in targeted violence to those deemed responsible. "Those responsible" may have others who try to defend them such as family, friends, or even the law. These violent outbreak events are known as a "green horde" to other races. Such occurrences are fairly rare, however.
Anonymous No.716018540 >>716018640
>>716018415
OK but it has to let me zoom the camera in close.
Also retain the slap function.
Anonymous No.716018571 >>716019489
>>716013391
Ultra bogan aussie.
Anonymous No.716018640
>>716018540
>picking up gobbo workers and dropping them onto the rack in the dominatrix torture chamber
Anonymous No.716018728 >>716019263 >>716019316 >>716019998 >>716036793
Goblins are proof humans have shit taste in women
>humans could have a beautiful slim elf wife with small but perky breasts who smells of lavender perfume who'd cook meals for them made of the finest roots and berries the forest has to offer and spend all day talking about the beauty of nature, going on long walks through the forest, and living in a quaint but elegant cabin nestled in a tree canopy
>would rather marry some fat little green midget with huge fatty and sweaty tits who smells like BO and ass and just wants to spend all day eatibg m*at and breeding in a dank cold cave
Humans could live a comfy life south an intelligent beautiful elf woman but they'd rather just live in squalor with some ugly fat dumb smelly green midgets who just want to fuck all day. Explain yourselves.
Anonymous No.716018751 >>716019206
https://f95zone.to/threads/goblin-city-nights-1-remastered-v1-2-0-jessmess.246822/

thoughts?
Anonymous No.716018850
>>716007996
Only when they have tits as big as their head.
Anonymous No.716018996 >>716019728 >>716020525
>>716010628
>>716013368
>Sheela
Now there's a name I haven't seen in years
Anonymous No.716019093
>>716006636
Very nice.
Anonymous No.716019105
>>716017426
Anonymous No.716019206 >>716019472 >>716019852
>>716018751
i've tried all gobbo games on f95, they're all bad
Anonymous No.716019263
>>716018728
most men just want to eat meat and fuck their plump wives in their cave/cabin/hole in the ground
we're simple creatures
Anonymous No.716019316
>>716018728
seething elfoid
humans will never fuck you
Anonymous No.716019472
>>716019206
are they? that's a shame since this one at least looked like it had a bit of unique polish compared to the others
there's also projectr as well though it looks more management than anything and i dont think it counts
well noted then
Anonymous No.716019489 >>716020129
>>716018571
Just how does that sound?
Anonymous No.716019658 >>716019850
i need another game like CoC that scratches that goblin itch
Anonymous No.716019728 >>716020525
>>716013368
>>716018996
I wonder if the owner of this goblin still plays.
I think about that a lot. All these ancient oc's in the depths of r34 sites, if their owners are still playing or even still alive.
Anonymous No.716019850
>>716019658
>coc2 is shit
>barely any goblin stuff in tits
We used to be the kings goblin bros...
Anonymous No.716019852
>>716019206
Goblin Walker?
Anonymous No.716019885 >>716020590 >>716021739 >>716022038 >>716022105
Yordles are my favorite goblinoids.
Or are they too "furry"?
Anonymous No.716019957
Do you ever think about how humans see stock fantasy Goblins the exact same ways stock fantasy Elves see humans? I think about it often.
Anonymous No.716019996
>>716017898
>>716017967

Not a single one of those is a fucking goblin.
Anonymous No.716019998 >>716020248 >>716020470
>>716018728
obviously a self-esteem thing. men attracted to goblins don't believe they deserve an elf.
Anonymous No.716020129
>>716019489
https://youtu.be/gJesGCq7q9I?si=-RXhxhetcMRUGHeX
Anonymous No.716020248
>>716019998
I just want someone I can pick up and use as an onahole who also likes this.
Anonymous No.716020470
>>716019998
>Like fat tits and ass
>Like the feminine form
>Goblin is the feminine form exaggerated x10
>Effeminate 95ng test males spit some stupid psychology shit about it
Genuinely kill your goddamned self, loser
Anonymous No.716020525
>>716018996
>>716019728
Yeah, too bad she's basically stopped drawing and stepped away from macro entirely, she had a lot of fre OCs
Anonymous No.716020569 >>716020613 >>716020828 >>716020838 >>716020879 >>716024430 >>716025914 >>716026193 >>716027227 >>716028606 >>716032376 >>716036937 >>716039997
Genuine question with no judgement...ok be honest with me, the majority of you with these weird fetish..attractions towards these woman creatures, are you just normal dudes that can get girls irl, and maybe even have a wife or gf, or are you incel status?
Again no judgement I just find the site and these attractions fascinating.
Anonymous No.716020590 >>716022104 >>716024067
>>716019885
Yordles might as well be goblins what else could you say they are? Woodland creatures?
Anonymous No.716020594 >>716027638 >>716039059
>>715989671
what does this mean
Anonymous No.716020613
>>716020569
Women with bfs and husbands want to be raped by werewolves, man.
Fetishes make no sense.
Anonymous No.716020828
>>716020569
I've got a girlfriend and she also has a fetish for shortstack goblins/kobolds. Sometimes you win the lottery.
Anonymous No.716020838
>>716020569
I am volcel, I had girlfriends all through my school years and had bitches hanging on me in high school.
I just get off to porn because I swore to never have children. Don't need to seek real women if I'm not gonna give them what they want in the end.
Anonymous No.716020879
>>716020569
I can, have, and would get a gf again if I met a good one, but I am immensely jaded towards women and prefer fantasy instead, the only place where actual romance and love can exist
Anonymous No.716020909 >>716020994
>it's been ten thousand years
>sitll nothing in corruption of champions 2 as hot as the kelt scenes
Anonymous No.716020994 >>716021038
>>716020909
Okay but why are you saying the gayest shit ever conceived in this thread.
Anonymous No.716021038
>>716020994
that is how I roll
Anonymous No.716021053
>>716008976
Cute
Anonymous No.716021270
>>716018447
I like that. That's actually cool
Anonymous No.716021425
>>715996331
patient zero was sex goblinas in Might and Magic 7, WoW just took it mainstream
Anonymous No.716021739
>>716019885
my kingdom for a yordle eroge/date sim
Anonymous No.716021795
>>715989367 (OP)
i like the concept behind this image, but i do not like this rendition of it.
Anonymous No.716021891
>>715989367 (OP)
2>4>3>1

>>716001425
2>3>1>4

>>715997969
>>716006636
>>716007918
my balls are now full of cum
Anonymous No.716022038
>>716019885
Yordles have fur but I don't think they qualify as furry unless they really lean into it, like Teemo or Gnar. They're more in the shortstack/goblinoid/imp sub-genre.
Anonymous No.716022045
>>716008247
>>716010156
>>716011528
hyper breedable

>>716017898
1>3>4>2

>>716017967
2>1>3>4
Anonymous No.716022104
>>716020590
literally perfect shortstack proportions
Anonymous No.716022105 >>716024067
>>716019885
The males are, the females are not t. furry expert
Anonymous No.716022260
>>715997470
Small monarchies with 10-50 goblins in a single kingdom. But also they're too chaotic to function as a monarchy, so in reality they're small, anarchistic tribes, and one of them gets to wear a fancy hat.
Anonymous No.716022312
>>715997969
POST MORE OF THIS LONG EARED FREAK. (I love her)
Anonymous No.716022346
normies ruined the gobbo female fetish
Anonymous No.716023235
>>715997470
One that their state give public funding to their red light establishments that are full of different species, like Ishizoku reviewers.
Anonymous No.716023492
>>715996331
There was a sexy goblina in gremlins that shit came out in the 80s lurk moar
Anonymous No.716023612
>>716006041
>mfw Goth Yordles
I lost count how many boners both Poppy and Vex have given me.
Anonymous No.716023815 >>716031238 >>716037706
>>716010039
>Gazlowe just got done with a communist revolution in Undermine
I miss my goblins, but damn am I glad I didn't stay invested long enough to fund this bullshit.
Anonymous No.716024067 >>716037827
>>716020590
>>716022105
It's kinda inconsistent. Females do seem to at least have a "short coat" if anything.
Anonymous No.716024207
>>715989671
good
Anonymous No.716024309 >>716037827
Not a goblin but there are some shortstack monsters who say stuff like that in Monster Girl Dreams.
Anonymous No.716024430
>>716020569
I had a Maldivian gf in high school, she was unironically a perfect goblin build, I could pick her up and princess carry her like it was nothing and everything. Never should've let her go...
Anonymous No.716025914 >>716025980
>>716020569
Somewhere between incel and volcel I guess.
I don't have gf and haven't fugged, but I've had GF's before and have no problem making female friends, I've ever had people be surprised when I tell them I'm single and a virgin. Pretty sociable, I guess.
That being said, maybe that's just me being a bitter incel and playing it up in my mind and people were just being nice. But I've also grown completely jaded with the idea of women and have no interest in ever dating or being with a woman for the rest of my life (I am 27) so I plan to stay this way. So, that's why I say somewhere in the middle, since I think to be true volcel you need a lot of options otherwise you're just playing hard to get AND hard to want. Like claiming to be a pacifist when in reality you're just a pussy
Anonymous No.716025980
>>716025914
>I've ever had people be surprised
I've even had people be surprised*
Anonymous No.716026193
>>716020569
I fundamentally do not vibe with this universe. It's too mundane. So I've always been drawn toward sci-fi, fantasy, etc, and when I went through puberty and started developing kinks, all of that was informed (to an extent) by my taste in fiction. I've dated real women and they're cool, I'm just equally attracted to some aliens because of series like Mass Effect & Star Wars, and some fantasy species like goblins & Yordles because of League of Legends and Corruption of Champions.
Anonymous No.716026953 >>716041226
>>716006772
I like all types of goblins.
Instead of whining about what you hate, post what you like.
Anonymous No.716027227 >>716031875
>>716020569
Im just a regular joe, i got a job, a gf, a car and soon a house.
Anonymous No.716027514 >>716037761 >>716037827
Anonymous No.716027638
>>716020594
new buzzword
Anonymous No.716027707
>>715989671
Americans are Epstein coded.
Anonymous No.716027782
>>716010039
WTF I love WoW Goblins now!
Anonymous No.716028606
>>716020569
I'm a bit of a burnout both in terms of work fatigue and relationships. I own the place I live at. Had some girlfriends, even got engaged at one point, but nowadays I'm inclined to believe that overwhelming majority of women are more trouble than they are worth.
Anonymous No.716029306 >>716029850 >>716036747 >>716039478
>>715996331
The banning of lolicon has perfectly coincided with the rise of shortstacks
Anonymous No.716029850
>>716029306
Huh, that's an interesting observation but I don't think the countries where it was banned are the primary producers of shortstack artwork. I could be wrong though.
Anonymous No.716030236
>>716018447
Oy vey!
Anonymous No.716031238 >>716031438 >>716038417
>>716023815
Whoa, they made the goblins sexier? Are there any private servers for recent expansions?
Anonymous No.716031438
>>716031238
There's one called Epsilon that's basically exclusively for gooning.
Anonymous No.716031487
>>715996331
I liked them ever since vanilla and all we had was a handful of femable goblin NPCs, their voices were pure sexo.
Anonymous No.716031875
>>716027227
but sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a guy like you interested.
Anonymous No.716031881 >>716032581
any porn games on steam or itch.io that let me fuck goblinas? NO FUCKING VISUAL NOVEL SHIT. Actual gameplay
Anonymous No.716032376 >>716032578
>>716020569
I used to like goblin girls as just a fetish, but then I had a dream where a crass and rude goblin girl was trying to collect a bounty on my head but we fell in love and got married, so now I'll be emotionally craving them forever.
She had red hair and freckles, and a pet bear.
Anonymous No.716032578
>>716032376
I actually had a dream a few weeks ago where I was playing some sort of VR version of WoW and a flirty goblin girl started coming onto me hard and boy that feeling of being desired is hard not to dwell on
Anonymous No.716032581
>>716031881
vr chat?
Anonymous No.716032640 >>716032810
>>715990516
>insanely hairy pubes and armpits
Hair around the butthole too
Anonymous No.716032810
>>716032640
I find that gross on a woman, but I have to admit that for a goblina it would feel appropriate.
Anonymous No.716033114 >>716033257 >>716033421 >>716033521
Anonymous No.716033257 >>716033317
>>716033114
sir... i can see her nipples...
Anonymous No.716033317
>>716033257
I know, how inappropriate, they should be in my mouth instead, safe and sound
Anonymous No.716033380 >>716033601
>>715996331
There is a 2014 TTRPG Scarlet Heroes where goblin and orc women are considered sexy as hell by humans.
Anonymous No.716033421
>>716033114
Nice and hairy.
Anonymous No.716033521
>>716033114
>Bondage
Lame, how am I suppose to have passionate embraces and leglock like this?
Anonymous No.716033601
>>716033380
Also shou (goblin and orc) concubines are canonically in high demand in the setting. In one of the supplements for it's setting there is also a clandestine shou/human breeding program where the main human faction ships captive shou to an island where they are paired with humans to create offspring that is naturally resistant to corruption of Red Tide.
Anonymous No.716035346 >>716035471 >>716037365 >>716037432
Games need more dwarf women
Anonymous No.716035471 >>716036179
>>716035346
Sauce please.
Anonymous No.716036179 >>716036617 >>716036687
>>716035471
Heat of the Forge by Janner3d
Anonymous No.716036617 >>716037035
>>716036179
That was disappointing, still thank you mate.
Anonymous No.716036687
>>716036179
Thanks.
Anonymous No.716036747 >>716037930
>>716029306
midget porn has been a fairly active genre for a long while now

even the old sleaze-type media reference it in jest
Anonymous No.716036793 >>716037748
>>716018728
reminded me of something
Anonymous No.716036828
>>715989367 (OP)
>Draw a green anime girl
>Call her a goblin
Some weak shit
Anonymous No.716036853 >>716036935
although not a goblin I think Midna did it for me
Anonymous No.716036880 >>716038128
>>715989671
If millionaires stuck to fantasy, there wouldn't be any victims. Instead of there just not being any list.
Anonymous No.716036935
>>716036853
Midna > Yordles > Goblins
(but all are fine)
Anonymous No.716036937
>>716020569
Fetishes transcend relationship status. Its something your either born with or something that you grow into as your growing up. Whether youre single or not doesn't have any bearing on the matter.
Anonymous No.716037035
>>716036617
Yeah, the femboy demon is a letdown but the girl is incredible
Anonymous No.716037365
>>716035346
Mother of my children.
Anonymous No.716037432 >>716037813 >>716038894 >>716039272
>>716035346
Would you called a dwarf's womb a forge?
Anonymous No.716037602
>dorfniggers trying to get into gobbo threads
Fuck off and go make your own threads.
Anonymous No.716037623
>>715989671
>t. John Mastercard
Anonymous No.716037706 >>716038417
>>716023815
Is that a DK?
Anonymous No.716037748 >>716037784
>>716036793
>posts toxic masculinity as some sort of gotcha
Anonymous No.716037761
>>716027514
>>716007918
these are the right proportions
fatfags get out
Anonymous No.716037784
>>716037748
begone, femoid
Anonymous No.716037813 >>716038001
>>716037432
esl fuck off
Anonymous No.716037827
>>716027514
>>716024309
>>716024067
alright I will jerk off
Anonymous No.716037930
>>716036747
Yeah but now it isn't niche sleaze anymore because it's being used as a substitute for something that is still considered sleazy and chuddly
Anonymous No.716038001 >>716038118
>>716037813
Anon I'm sorry I'm from balkan I just want to say I love all from shortstack including dwarf.
Anonymous No.716038058
>>715996331
>hur dur it was world of warcraft!
Twilight Princess released in 2006 and caused a huge surge in shortstack art and appreciation for small goblin/imp characters in general.
Anonymous No.716038065
>>716007996
I tried classic WoW a while back and noticed gnomes were way smaller. ruined in retail
Anonymous No.716038116 >>716038641
Anon's.... Why are WoW's goblins so attractive?
Anonymous No.716038118 >>716038384
>>716038001
Balkan should be capitalized
and you should try to not sin in this life because maybe when you reincarnate; God will let you be a white man
Anonymous No.716038128
>>716036880
>if there was no law against it
come now...
Anonymous No.716038259 >>716038409
Imagine the seethe among roasties if goblin females were real...
Anonymous No.716038384
>>716038118
Wow, first time I've seen someone actually used a semi colon.
Anonymous No.716038409
>>716038259
does it matter when they'll just get their attention by RPing as them?
Anonymous No.716038417 >>716038483 >>716039225
>>716037706
Yes.
Played them ever since the LK beta. Though it was a nelf pre-cata.
>>716031238
Not since the last update afaik.
That was just my frost dk transmog from retail, no mods.
Anonymous No.716038448
WoW cant be the only game with 'engaging' goblin content
Anonymous No.716038483 >>716038607 >>716038737
>>716038417
I didn't know DK's could wear not.... bulky armor
Anonymous No.716038607
>>716038483
I haven't played WoW in years but I'm assuming that's an older set.
Anonymous No.716038641
>>716038116
wow's goblins might not have an appealing "look" but have near-perfect body proportions
Anonymous No.716038737 >>716038787
>>716038483
Most of the bulk in older armor sets came from the shoulders and you could hide those in bfa.
You need to stick to the older sets though, assuming you're still playing.
I doubt those fags running Blizzard now will have much in the way of midriff options, after they gutted the /flirts and /jokes.
Anonymous No.716038787 >>716038831 >>716038898
>>716038737
I resubbed a few days ago. literally only the dragon race has any customization. idk if you can remove shoulders tho anymore but ill keep an eye out.
Anonymous No.716038831 >>716038908
>>716038787
>I resubbed a few days ago
Disgusting
Anonymous No.716038893
vulperas are basically shortstacks like goblins because they use the same animation skeleton
Anonymous No.716038894 >>716041031
>>716037432
Ryuun is so fucking powerful its not even funny
Anonymous No.716038895
How is the private server enviroment? Are there any with custom content?
Anonymous No.716038898
>>716038787
If you're not it would be a part of the transmog system for gear.
Good luck, just because it doesn't have what I enjoy anymore doesn't mean you can't find fun for yourself.
Anonymous No.716038908 >>716039073
>>716038831
i'm bored anon and i wanna try classic, i never played wow back in the day. I'd never buy war within tho
Anonymous No.716038945 >>716039229
>/>716038893
Fuck off.
Anonymous No.716039059
>>716020594
Goblins kidnap vulnerable human men, take them to their secluded island, and pass them around their female goblin friends.
Anonymous No.716039073 >>716040759
>>716038908
Use a private server, do not give them money
Anonymous No.716039139
Wow has good chicks. Too bad about the game.
Anonymous No.716039225 >>716039519
>>716038417
How many times has she taken dick?
Anonymous No.716039229
>>716038945
heres your (you)
Anonymous No.716039272 >>716039597
>>716037432
A crucible perhaps?
Anonymous No.716039478
>>716029306
Yeah cuz dudes who want to fuck pre-pubescent children really have a thing for fat tits and asses.
Like, are you for real?
Anonymous No.716039519
>>716039225
Sorry dude, not into the rp shit.
I just like midgets and a good toned belly, and the goblin girls have the very best of both worlds.
Pity I can't stand the game anymore.
Anonymous No.716039556 >>716039590
Imagine being attracted to some midgets lol.
Anonymous No.716039590 >>716039710
>>716039556
I got hard
Anonymous No.716039597
>>716039272
My semen and her egg will merge to create an alloy(precious baby), which must then be forged(raised).
Anonymous No.716039710 >>716039753
>>716039590
How typical of a dumb human. But I am sure you know at least how to take care of your throbbing issue.
Anonymous No.716039753 >>716039838
>>716039710
y-yeah I'll get right to it
Anonymous No.716039838 >>716040279
>>716039753
Good cock-for-brains.
Anonymous No.716039997
>>716020569
An attraction to tiny girls with fat tits and asses is a universal facet of the male imagination.

The only "men" who don't have this proclivity are herbivore "feminist allies" who want to be pegged, all men enjoy the thought exercise of a horny sex toy gf. It's as common as women wanting chad to pin them down and rape them because they're so attractive he just can't control himself.

You can't understand because the female version of short, stinky and vulnerable is a tall werewolf who can tear you apart with his bare hands.
Anonymous No.716040041
STFU redditspacer bot. Go to your twitter outrage threads.
Anonymous No.716040119
>>715996331
Nah, the start point was 2006's Twilight Princess with Midna. Going from Imp Midna to a female goblin by just making her green was pretty easy.
Anonymous No.716040279 >>716040435
>>716039838
yordles just make me feel so good I can't help it anon
Anonymous No.716040435 >>716040575
>>716040279
Grip that stupid head really tight and imagine it being a yordle hole.
Careful not to go to fast . Or maybe that's what she is daring you to do.
Anonymous No.716040575 >>716040757
>>716040435
I can't help it, It feels good I'm speeding up
Anonymous No.716040740
Can you faggots take this to /aco/ or some shit.
Post goblins or piss off.
Anonymous No.716040757 >>716040789
>>716040575
Haha how cute. You should see your face while you keep pumping faster and harder for shortstacks. Do't be shy to maon a bit while getting too close to stop your tube from oozing out the suncream for them.
Anonymous No.716040759
>>716039073
Based. Blizzard dropped the ball ages ago and they don't deserve a dime anymore. Private servers at least have actual passion behind them-plus you don’t have to deal with corporate microtransaction hell.
Anonymous No.716040789 >>716040956
>>716040757
fuck anon I'm really close now... please finish me
Anonymous No.716040858 >>716040892
Thank you for the goblins.
I also mostly have Yordles, but I won't post a ton of them.

I'm glad there's at least a couple gobbo games being made- I know CoC and the sequel, of course, and Short Night. Do we have any other recs?
Anonymous No.716040892 >>716041014
>>716040858
Oh, right! And GearGrit. Don't know how I forgot about that, I have my Tansy standee on my desk right now.
Anonymous No.716040956
>>716040789
Come on shoot it all out you fistfucking loser <3
https://files.catbox.moe/tqehfe.jpg
Anonymous No.716041014 >>716041075
>>716040892
Did we got any news since the campaign ended except for 'thanks for the cash'
Anonymous No.716041018
Words cannot describe how fucking PISSED I am that they refuse to give Nelia any proper content outside of getting her to make shit for you.
Anonymous No.716041031
>>716038894
He should draw more gobbos.
Anonymous No.716041075 >>716041303
>>716041014
Physical merch has been shipped out, and the devs have been posting small updates on Discord as they work on content.

As of like a day or two ago, the OC cameo and custom skin tiers have all started their work, where they weren't started already.
Anonymous No.716041083 >>716041160 >>716041398
Felibrina Everblast mogs all Warcraft goblins.
Anonymous No.716041160 >>716041324
>>716041083
>no image
Lazy bum.
Anonymous No.716041226
>>716026953
I will never.. and I do mean NEVER forgive Larian for not making Sazza a romanceble companion
Anonymous No.716041275 >>716041415
>>715989367 (OP)
Where the fuck are all gobowaifu games??
Anonymous No.716041303 >>716041380
>>716041075
Why post such infos only on discord, for an outsider it looked like he took the money and ran. Either way thanks mate.
Anonymous No.716041324 >>716041389
>>716041160
Just for (You)
https://files.catbox.moe/g4l3ak.jpeg
Anonymous No.716041380
>>716041303
Presumably 'cause they're trying to put together something more polished.

No problem, though- I know it 'cause I backed it, and I'm one of the guys getting a skin done. Hope you all enjoy goblins in rumpled suits that can barely contain their tits
Anonymous No.716041389
>>716041324
Would slap ass and then jackhammer into her anus while holding her over my chest by the legs.
Anonymous No.716041398
>>716041083
I like these two most.
Anonymous No.716041415
>>716041275
There's an action platform indie in development called GearGrit that has a gobbo girl as main character