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will 2026 be a big year for games aswell?
Anonymous No.715990106 [Report]
you didn't get enough replies on /tv/ so you need extra attention?
Anonymous No.715990339 [Report] >>715990605 >>715990643 >>715990813 >>715991076 >>715991859 >>715995526 >>715995540
>sequel
>sequel
>sequel
>sequel
Has every good idea been done already?
Anonymous No.715990437 [Report]
>Clayface
Anonymous No.715990494 [Report]
>The Mummy

No brendan no care
Anonymous No.715990605 [Report]
>>715990339
>New idea comes out
>People don't watch it because they'd rather watch sequels, reboots/remakes, or things that belong to popular cinematic universes
>"hur dur where are the original IPs?!"
Anonymous No.715990643 [Report] >>715991981
>>715990339
No but originally is scary to investors.
Anonymous No.715990813 [Report]
>>715990339
There are still good ideas out there. They just don't get nearly as much attention and advertising as stuff people already recognise and are familiar with.
Anonymous No.715990902 [Report] >>715992093
>>715989991 (OP)
>2026
>big year
When was the last big year?
Anonymous No.715990931 [Report]
>>715989991 (OP)
>shrek 5
I forgot that shitshow was still coming out.
Anonymous No.715991076 [Report]
>>715990339
>Entertainment industry exists on a "NEW THINGS EVERY 5 MINUTES" basis
>Games, tv, and movies have been in a prequel/ sequel/ reboot/ crossover/ spinoff rut for at LEAST 15 years
idk, you got eyes and presumably a brain, you tell me
Anonymous No.715991154 [Report] >>715992050 >>715994697
>scary movie 6
What in the goddamn...
Anonymous No.715991263 [Report]
>>715989991 (OP)
>marvel studios
>dc studious (exact same font)
they're getting desperate
Anonymous No.715991280 [Report]
I dont want to see any of these movies, not even for free.
Anonymous No.715991306 [Report] >>715992050 >>715992239
>>715989991 (OP)
i cant wait for scary movie 6 i fucking love spoof movies and no one does them better than wayan borthers
Anonymous No.715991484 [Report] >>715991609
>>715989991 (OP)
>the legend of aang
they gonna trample all over ATLA's legacy once more, I see.
Anonymous No.715991609 [Report]
>>715991484
You'd think they've had enough of squeezing as much from ATLA as they can, but no.
Anonymous No.715991859 [Report]
>>715990339
There's dozens of decent-to-great original films that get made every year that don't recieve any real attention outside of film festivals, Cannes, enthusiast spaces, etc. It's the same with every medium.
Anonymous No.715991981 [Report] >>715992128
>>715990643
And for audiences
Anonymous No.715992050 [Report]
>>715991154
>>715991306
At what point does the novelty ware off? I feel like you only need 1, maybe 2 sequels to hammer home the joke that slashers go on for way too long.
Anonymous No.715992093 [Report] >>715992428
>>715990902
We invented clay tablets in 2270 BCE
That was pretty neat
Anonymous No.715992110 [Report] >>715993008
>>715989991 (OP)
They're doing ANOTHER fucking AtLA remake?
Anonymous No.715992120 [Report]
some of these have to be made up
clayface? jumanji? werwulf?
Anonymous No.715992128 [Report]
>>715991981
>t. Pixar
Anonymous No.715992239 [Report]
>>715991306
Movies became increasingly unspoofable over the last couple of decades. You couldn't make them any gayer and stupider if you tried. How the fuck are you going to lampoon disney wars?
Anonymous No.715992326 [Report] >>715992461
Given how much movie fans despise videogames due to not being "art" I find this 2026 chart pretty funny.
Anonymous No.715992428 [Report]
>>715992093
At least that's a bs free product. What you see is what you get, no spins, pitches or omitted info necessary
Anonymous No.715992461 [Report] >>715992576
>>715992326
they are just jelly that videogames surpassed the movie industry... people dont realize how small movies are compared to games.. the videogame industry is larger than movies and music combined.
Anonymous No.715992576 [Report] >>715992780 >>715992926
>>715992461
Now let's not get ahead of ourselves. Yes as a medium it's larger, but a single successful game has no where near the cultural pull of a single successful movie.
Anonymous No.715992731 [Report] >>715992875 >>715993132
>>715989991 (OP)
>Clayface
Why?
Isn't he a random Batman villain?
Do they intend to tank their rebooted universe IMMEDIATELY?
Anonymous No.715992764 [Report]
>>715989991 (OP)
I really need to check out Dune
Anonymous No.715992780 [Report]
>>715992576
The only reason a few "classic" movies have a monopoly on cultural impact is due to videogames being a younger and underdeveloped medium.
Now that the past two generations and the ones after them will grow on videogames they will simply see movies as "something else".
Anonymous No.715992812 [Report]
>>715989991 (OP)
How are they gonna make dunc 3 when Paul's sister and his kids were cut from the first two part?
Anonymous No.715992848 [Report]
>>715989991 (OP)
Another fucking ice age?
Anonymous No.715992875 [Report]
>>715992731
Compromise pick. He's a poo packer so gets to be their first major villain, but they need to build him up with his own film first to maximize that cinematic universe money.
Anonymous No.715992926 [Report]
>>715992576
ok roger
Anonymous No.715992930 [Report]
>yidisney is still shitting out more capeshit
Does anyone still watch capeshit unironically?
Anonymous No.715992952 [Report] >>715995428 >>715995491
>>715989991 (OP)
>Can count on one hand the amount of movies I want to see from this list
>And that is subject to change
Oh, movies are dead aren't they?
Anonymous No.715992997 [Report] >>715993081 >>715993752
Ill watch Mario and the Oddyssey
Anonymous No.715993008 [Report]
>>715992110
No, it's a movie where they're all grown up
Anonymous No.715993081 [Report]
>>715992997
Will you play Mario Odyssey while watching both?
Anonymous No.715993132 [Report] >>715993489
>>715992731
I think they just wanted a different way to introduce the DCU's Gotham and Batman without there being two different Batman films conflicting with eachother
Anonymous No.715993234 [Report]
>>715989991 (OP)
There's gonna be a new Narnia movie?
Hasn't it been like 15 years?
>After a slew of names were rumored to be in contention for the part, the latest news confirms that The Chronicles of Narnia has cast the White Witch. With names like Charli XCX and Margaret Qualley in contention, it has now been announced that Barbie star Emma Mackey has been tapped to play the villain. No one involved directly with the production has confirmed Mackey's casting, but it appears to be a done deal at this point. The jury is still out on whether Meryl Streep will play Aslan, or if several other rumored casting choices are still on the table.
Huh?
Anonymous No.715993274 [Report]
>DUNC releasing the same day as Avengers
I pray for TDD (Total Disney Death)
Anonymous No.715993342 [Report] >>715993524
>>715989991 (OP)
I see this shit and my brain immediately goes to
>We'll do this all again in "Spaceballs 2: the search for more money"
Anonymous No.715993369 [Report]
>>715989991 (OP)
Unironically Ice Age 6 is the one I would most likely watch. because I know it will give me what I expect. Mario Bros 2 is second place, even though the first movie was bland. Maybe The Odyssey too.
Anonymous No.715993409 [Report]
>>715989991 (OP)
Sequel, remake, pixarshit, remake, sequel, remake, tv show cashgrab, dead franchise (Kevin smith made sure of it), dead genre, spielbergslop, sequel, capeshit, literally fucking minions, disney live action slop, possibly ok, worst spiderman/sequel, c-list capeshit, more fucking avatar bastadization, prequel (Hopefully decent given it's about Haymitch), remake and woke bastardization, sequel, sequel, sequel, woke sequel, nu-dreamworks sequel, meh
Anonymous No.715993489 [Report] >>715994018
>>715993132
This feels like a very bad idea to not just include "The Batman" as part of this new universe. Normalfags don't understand the concept of an "Elseworld" story, especially when it does so little to make itself different from the "main" univese
Anonymous No.715993524 [Report] >>715993608
>>715993342
>Does he know
Anonymous No.715993551 [Report]
>Moana live action
can Disney just die already?
Anonymous No.715993608 [Report]
>>715993524
I know it's been "in production", I'm just referring to that line from the original movie
Anonymous No.715993752 [Report]
>>715992997
Say that again
Anonymous No.715993763 [Report]
>Cat In The Hat
Can we just stop?
Anonymous No.715993789 [Report]
Picrel alone will probably be better than 90% of the shit listed in OP's pic.
Anonymous No.715993892 [Report]
>>715989991 (OP)
>legend of ang

What!?
Anonymous No.715994013 [Report]
I'm only interested in Fnaf 2 and Mario 2. Yeah it's sequel and adaptation schlock but they've both done good work with things I like so that's better than everything Disney has made this century.
Anonymous No.715994018 [Report] >>715994491 >>715994639 >>715994881
>>715993489
>Elseworld

Qrd, what's that never heard that term before?
Anonymous No.715994028 [Report]
I just hope Shrek 5 ends the series on a better note than 3/4 did
Anonymous No.715994065 [Report]
>>715989991 (OP)
the only one of these I'm gonna watch is spider-man
and they're making a clayface movie? why
Anonymous No.715994459 [Report] >>715994607 >>715995031
>Mario movie 2
>The main hook is Yoshi
What a fucking boring premise. They could've chosen a dozen different things to make a post-credits scene for to make the idea of a sequel more interesting, Bowser Jr and the Koopalings, Wario and Walugi, Rosalina, Luigi winning a "mansion", Dalfino Plaza, King Wart, Princess Daisy and Sarasaland, the Sprixies, Bowser or Kamek enchanting a painting, fucking Cappy

Literally anything else besides showing Yoshi, who was already a part of the fucking movie.
Anonymous No.715994491 [Report]
>>715994018
It's a term for any out-of-continuity DC story
Anonymous No.715994607 [Report] >>715995182 >>715995242
>>715994459
If Yoshi's there, they're 100% gonna do World, though whether they do the Koopalings or Junior is anyone's guess. Though I'm kinda thinking they'll just do Junior for the sake of pacing
Anonymous No.715994639 [Report]
>>715994018
Elseworlds in the DC Comics was a term made to showcase that a story takes place outside of the main DC Timeline. James Gunn is using the Elseworlds name for DC films and shows that aren't in the main DCU (The Batman, Teen Titans Go, My Adventures With Superman, the upcoming Constantine sequel, etc.)
Anonymous No.715994697 [Report]
>>715989991 (OP)
>super Mario bros 2 is less than a year aware and we’ve gotten nothing about it

>>715991154
I’m more concerned with the fact that means scary movie 5 happened
Anonymous No.715994804 [Report] >>715994871
>dune 3
so what will it be about? they going just to sit down and think whole movie? and in the end main guy will go to desert?
Anonymous No.715994871 [Report]
>>715994804
Whatever Messiah was about, cause that's what they're doing
Anonymous No.715994881 [Report]
>>715994018
Case in point
Anyway "Elseworlds" are DC's "what if" alterante universe stories

Batman in the 1800s fighting Jack the Ripper?
Superman's ship falling to soviet Russia?
The Flash taking a bullet for JFK?

All Elseworlds
Anonymous No.715995031 [Report] >>715995479
>>715994459
yoshi was the safest pick for the sequel because of how many toys he'll sell, I could see them having bowser jr or the koopalings in it too
as for those others, I'm sure they'll happen, expect a whole suite of mario verse (not smash you autists) movies from illumination, luigi's mansion, yoshi's island, wario land, mario galaxy and we already know donkey kong's getting one
Anonymous No.715995167 [Report]
>>715989991 (OP)
they're remaking jumanji again?
Anonymous No.715995182 [Report]
>>715994607
>Though I'm kinda thinking they'll just do Junior for the sake of pacing
yeah probably, I don't see them juggling 8 villains + bowser for a movie
Anonymous No.715995242 [Report]
>>715994607
That would make sense, but the previous movie was Mario 1 but with Luigi instead of Peach, and shoehorned in DKC and Mario Kart because the theme park needed shilling, so who actually knows.

Point is, Yoshi isn't a strong hook for a sequel. Yoshi is in the "real world" now, cool. What's interesting about that? I feel like this was done so Yoshi can do cute shenanigans on Earth for a bit, akin to Minions or Secret Life of Pets, because god forbid Illumination actually try to make a real movie and the Mario movie have a sense of adventure to it
Anonymous No.715995261 [Report]
>>715989991 (OP)
dune will be cool to see, not interested in any of the others though
Anonymous No.715995393 [Report]
>>715989991 (OP)
Might see Mario 2 but man, I really don't like going to the cinema anymore.
Anonymous No.715995428 [Report]
>>715992952
Basically, and you think games have it rough? Lmao you have no idea
Anonymous No.715995479 [Report] >>715995783
>>715995031
That's the thing though. Its so safe its downright boring. Whats there to actually be excited about? If there was more Yoshi Island stuff in the actual movie, it'd be a different story, but no, we needed annoying ass Seth Rogan Donkey Kong and a Mario Kart sequence that added nothing to the movie.
Anonymous No.715995491 [Report]
>>715992952
don't watch blockbusters, watch "smaller" movies, easy
Anonymous No.715995526 [Report]
>>715990339
New ideas are done via TV shows now. The box office is dead for original movies.
Anonymous No.715995540 [Report]
>>715990339
investors don't like risky original IPs
it's the same shit that happened with triple A games. you just get risk adverse slop that makes investors happy.
the saddest part is that it works, franchise movies outperform original movies pretty much all of the time. even when they're shit. like jurassic park fans knowing that every movie is going to suck, but they're gonna watch it anyways.
Anonymous No.715995783 [Report]
>>715995479
>Its so safe its downright boring.
well yeah it's hollywood, I didn't like the first one either, I knew I wouldn't like it from the trailers and waited until it was on netflix
the music was neat but that's about it
>but no, we needed annoying ass Seth Rogan Donkey Kong
I don't know what they thinking hiring DUDE WEED as his actor
Anonymous No.715997821 [Report]
>>715989991 (OP)
>Aang movie
I hear that they're replacing every voice actor.
Anonymous No.715999402 [Report]
>>715989991 (OP)
>its all just sequels with wokeslop jammed in there
i thank god everyday for not making me a film fan.
also video games?
Anonymous No.715999526 [Report]
>>715989991 (OP)
man am i glad i stopped watching movies