Earthbound - /v/ (#715990279) [Archived: 209 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:27:02 PM No.715990279
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eljobber
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>new guy joins my party
>his stats are dogshit because he just joined
>whatever, I'll go to Summers and get him the best gear
>but getting him to equip anything turns either his offense or defense to 0
>his Mirror skill, which seems like it'd be really goddamn useful, doesn't even work most of the time
Genuinely what is his purpose? He fucked off after I did the Pyramid and only returned with a PSI move that costs a shit ton of PP and deals barely more damage than Jeff's Heavy Bazooka. The only time he's useful is when he slaps a bunch of shields on the party during a boss fight.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:30:14 PM No.715990553
>>715990279 (OP)
M2 is the worst one for many reasons. Poo isn't bad though its just everyone else is so much better
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:31:26 PM No.715990639
Are you that guy from that same day with the boyfriend?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:32:05 PM No.715990707
>>715990553
Earthbound's the first game I played, and I still enjoy it a lot. I hope that means I'll enjoy the other games even more when I get to them.
But yeah, I guess I'm being a bit too harsh on him. His shield PSI's actually a lifesaver.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:32:50 PM No.715990770
I really think he was added late in development. His party role is a "wild card" that isn't good at any one thing. When Buzz Buzz recites the prophecy he alludes to the other party members but not him.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:35:40 PM No.715990996
>>715990279 (OP)
Poo is basically a mage. It's why he gets easy PP from drinking water. They want you to sling PSI with him.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:36:09 PM No.715991018
>>715990639
I have no idea what you're talking about, but I can say with complete confidence that I'm not gay.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:37:12 PM No.715991105
>>715990770
Is that true? The prophecy says it's "three boys and one girl".
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:38:59 PM No.715991261
>>715990996
Paula already has a lot of offensive skills, and at this point they're even stronger than Poo's. I think he works better as a defensive mage, being able to heal and apply shields to the party so that Ness and Paula don't have to waste a turn doing so and keep dealing heavy damage.
>>715990996
I actually didn't know this. Thanks for letting me know!
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:41:42 PM No.715991481
>>715991018
Okay, and i can assure you that i'm not making this up. There was another thread where a guy was criticizing earthbound and claimed to have a boyfriend.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:43:53 PM No.715991642
>>715991261
nta but the mirror skill misses most of the time but can mirror any enemy including bosses iirc.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:46:05 PM No.715991805
>>715990707
played M1 or M3 yet? I recommend M1 next
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:48:30 PM No.715991980
>>715991642
Really? I guess I just have shit luck. Maybe I'll keep trying and see what happens.
>>715991481
Fascinating. You got a link?
>>715991805
That's what I was thinking. The only reason I didn't try Mother 1 first was because I thought it wouldn't be as good because it's the first in the series.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:48:59 PM No.715992019
>>715990279 (OP)
Honestly, it's not necessary to buff him up, and he only has like 4 equips in the game and they're all designed specifically for him. The Sword of Kings makes him significantly less useless, but even then you can breeze through the game without it.

The party is comprised as follows:

Poo- Extra healer and shield if Ness is busy casting/doing something else.
Jeff- Boss killer if you're not too stupid to replenish big/mulit bottle rockets periodically.
Paula- Offensive PSI/Mook neutralizer.
Ness- Offensive/Defensive/Healer/DPS/Tank. Seriously, you don't need anyone else.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:53:47 PM No.715992387
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GmSicKMagAAB2Qz
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>>715990279 (OP)
Poo exists solely to farm aura.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:55:20 PM No.715992487
>>715992019
>Paula - Mook neutralizer
With which PSI? I just get the whole party to bash a mook and it dies in one turn.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:55:33 PM No.715992504
Poo will usually take the first turn until Ness awakens so you load em up with healing items or an inventory of super bombs.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:57:54 PM No.715992673
>>715991805
Can you tell me A little about M1? i already finished M2 and 3.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:58:22 PM No.715992714
>>715992019
>bottle rockets
You didn't beat the game.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:59:06 PM No.715992754
>>715992387
I'll admit that he had the best introduction out of the entire party so far.
>prince of a kingdom
>everybody loves him, especially the ladies
>goes into a grueling training session where he lets himself get completely destroyed so he can be ready for his quest
>the only one out of the four that was trained in combat before properly joining the quest
>instantly teleports to your location and swears unflinching, unyielding loyalty to Ness
I thought he was the coolest shit when he first joined. I hope he'll live up to my expectations someday.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:01:03 PM No.715992880
Teddy >>> Poo
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:01:27 PM No.715992918
>>715992487
Fire
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:03:59 PM No.715993107
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>>715992714
>yOu dIDn'T beAt ThE gAmE
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:05:05 PM No.715993193
>>715991980
>>715992673
i'm a little biased because M1 is my fave but i think it's not as bad as people say it is. it's definitely janky due to its age, but out of all the 3 mother 1 has the most charm. plus unlike m3 and earthbound it's completely nonlinear after the first boss so you can really choose your own adventure and explore the world to your own leisure
if the nes version is 2hard4u you can always play the gba version which has an easy mode (which also makes the annoying random encounters way less frequent)
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:06:05 PM No.715993256
>>715992754
>the only one out of the four that was trained in combat before properly joining the quest

Only to be immediately outclassed by a suburbanite American kid, a girl who got captured by the KKK, and a sheltered kid who wets the bed.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:10:29 PM No.715993547
>>715990279 (OP)
He can heal and use shields allowing Ness and Paula to focus on their shit. And has a nuke for situations where you really need to burn someone down ASAP. Fuck off, your that Anon that revealed he sucked ass at this game and couldn't even figure out to use flyhoney on Belch.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:11:41 PM No.715993617
>>715993547
Do you also use Marle in Chrono Trigger despite her being objectively shit?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:12:14 PM No.715993656
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>>715992754
you just reminded me of how cool the Poo training sequence was. It's been over a decade and it's still one of the most SOVL things I've ever expereinced

https://youtu.be/QAVTmIyA2L4?t=58
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:12:52 PM No.715993701
>>715993617
Marle and Lucca have some of the best dual techs in the game.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:14:11 PM No.715993806
aboutgod
aboutgod
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>>715993193
>out of all the 3 mother 1 has the most charm
absolutely.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:14:15 PM No.715993809
>>715990279 (OP)
his purpose to waste your time making you grind for the sword of kings and make the endgame even easier than it already is when you give up becaue you reached max level
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:14:59 PM No.715993850
>>715990279 (OP)
>and deals barely more damage than a one use item you have to pay for
what? thats a bad point, is this bait
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:16:02 PM No.715993921
>>715993850
the bazooka has unlimited uses
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:16:43 PM No.715993978
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>>715993809
in my recent playthrough i managed to get the sword of kings by pure chance by accident and it barely made him any stronger
his damage went up by like, 20 points per attack.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:17:28 PM No.715994030
>>715990279 (OP)
Poo is like the spare tire character. He can't eat most food, but he gets a big bonus from water for healing PP, so you can stockpile that. He can do decent magic damage in tandem with Paula when hitting enemies weaknesses. The fact that you now have two spell casters means they can dogpile on one target with magic, meaning you can save on PP by using a lower tier skill. Or blow up certain targets before they get a turn. He should be your main healer during battles, while Ness heals outside of them. Or you can heal two characters at once since lifeup omega comes late and is very expensive. Ness learns heals faster, but Poo's turn always comes faster than Ness's. Plus, Ness hits like a truck, so it's way better to have him attack whenever you can. Not having to buy gear is a plus, because you don't have an extra expense attached to him. He is a red mage with the inexpensive traits of a monk that exist to lighten the load of party.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:18:39 PM No.715994098
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>>715993617
You really do suck at video games.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:19:19 PM No.715994160
>>715992673
M1 is similar to M2, but you only get 3 party members at a time, encounters are random instead of seeing them on the overworld, and there's no rolling health bar. Expect it to kick your ass, at least until you get to Magicant.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:19:22 PM No.715994162
Poo's got good spells you don't need to attack with him even if you get his sword
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:20:26 PM No.715994226
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>>715993656
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:20:48 PM No.715994252
>>715990279 (OP)
I wish you could actually control his Mirror skill, rather than him just acting on his own.
When I was a kid, I thought that Jeff was practically useless since I never bothered with bottle rockets.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:23:10 PM No.715994405
Sword of Kings
Sword of Kings
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I never got the Sword of Kings on any of my playthroughs. It's not like Poo is that useful against the final boss anyways, aside from defensive magic.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:25:41 PM No.715994573
mysterious woman
mysterious woman
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>Ness follows an undead hooker into a hotel room
>Paula tags along because she's ride or die
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:37:29 PM No.715995438
>>715994573
>ywn have a threesome with Paula and a hot zombie
Why live?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:40:42 PM No.715995702
>>715994405
Spamming Brainshock at the final is pretty useful.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:41:50 PM No.715995785
>>715991980
I recommend playing 3 before 1.
1 is really not very fun. 2 improved on 1 in every single way in my opinion.
Only if you're really dying to 100% the MOTHER series should one play 1.
1's music and soul and sense of adventure are great but the gameplay is easily the worst and the last 20% of the game's balance was not playtested due to time constraints and the common enemies are stronger than bosses so you have to run from every encounter.
Playing 2 first was the right move tho because now you'll appreciate 3's improvements and differences.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:49:13 PM No.715996325
>>715990279 (OP)
What an amazing game.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:51:27 PM No.715996483
>>715991980
>That's what I was thinking. The only reason I didn't try Mother 1 first was because I thought it wouldn't be as good because it's the first in the series.
Absolutely play Mother 3 after completing Mother 2. Mother 3 actually has good gameplay and a menu/inventory/batatle system that doesn't feel like a fucking chore. The problem with the first 2 Mother games is that you can feel how a game with great ideas is held back by having a mandatory DQ game slapped on top of it, with shitty controls to boot. Mother 3 improves on EVERY aspect of the game.
You should definitely play Mother 1 after 3 of course.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:51:44 PM No.715996504
>>715995785
filtered
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:10:11 PM No.715997746
>>715990279 (OP)
His name is Poo, anonโ€ฆ
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:16:52 PM No.715998196
>>715994573
Is that from the handbook? Fucking kek
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:19:32 PM No.715998374
>>715993547
>Fuck off, your that Anon that revealed he sucked ass at this game and couldn't even figure out to use flyhoney on Belch.
Guilty as charged. But the nuke's only barely stronger than Jeff's bazooka, so he's really still better off spamming shields.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:33:26 PM No.715999365
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>>715998374
There are multiple enemies that are resistant to the physical damage of the bazooka or worse have physical damage reflection. The bazooka falls off hard while Starstorm becomes a nuke you have to use against enemies where you only have one round before they would otherwise nuke you, or take out an entire line of enemies before they can get off their attacks. You'll start to appreciate it when it starts to get used against YOU. You are just pissed because Anons hyped Poo up in the last thread when he is just there to fill in the gap between the other three characters when normal enemies in the second half of the game can really push in your shit and you start having to play tactically.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:34:04 PM No.715999404
>>715998196
I'm not actually sure where it came from. Here's a copy of the guidebook that came with the game, though
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/clvs/manuals/common/pdf/CLV-P-SAAJE.pdf
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:36:06 PM No.715999548
fearby
fearby
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>>715999365
Am I not already in the second half? I got five of the melodies so far.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:40:57 PM No.715999872
>>715999548
You'll see.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:44:19 PM No.716000101
>>715990279 (OP)
he's like the red mage of the game, a support character

wait let me guess, you're the faggot from that other thread shitting on earthbound right?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:46:29 PM No.716000242
Hehe. Poo.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:47:36 PM No.716000305
>>715994405
Man I hate that grind. If it feels like I've leveled up too much I would just reset and start again.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:48:37 PM No.716000384
Poo gets a lolnuke and becomes a good character towards the end
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:59:25 PM No.716001048
why is Poo always (>: <) while everyone else is (: D)
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:04:20 AM No.716001381
>>716001048
He's the Teal'c of the group.