Thread 715992765

Video games are LITERALLY inferior to having sex
Have sex

Projecting incels always keep saying have sex but never say have meth
What gives?

>>715992765 (OP)
i eat food and play video games while snorting cocaine and chugging down molly and about to smoke some meth

>>715992765 (OP)
I prefer video games.

>>715992765 (OP)
This chart just tells me to do meth instead of playing video games...

But what will I do with the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of the day?

>>715992765 (OP)
I play games and have sex

>>715992947
having sex is free
meth isn't

>>715992765 (OP)
Ok, but sex is inferior to meth, if sex is so great why does it get gigamogged by a drug?

>Having sex is only 25% more satisfying than playing video games
>Requires ten times the amount of effort and investment

Seems like this chart is telling me that sex is a highly inefficient means of getting satisfaction.

if i knew junkies i would absolutely just smoke meth until i died

>>715993042
>>Requires ten times the amount of effort and investment
skill issue

>>715992765 (OP)
Thank you mr.shekelberg for you study, I'll go buy some meth right away

>>715992765 (OP)
I play sex games while snorting coke shooting up meth while eating edibles

Women don't find gamers attractive.

>>715993002
>having sex is free
lol

>>715992765 (OP)
>Shitposter crab-in-a-bucket thinks he can tell us video games are inferior to sex
>When his chart says meth is so crazy good it makes sex look like shit in comparison
My takeaways from your shit thread:
>You have emotional problems
>I should do meth

>>715992765 (OP)
I can't find meth on steam. Where can I get it?

I'm a baseline natty

>>715992879
>projecting
cope and seethe, incel

>>715993173
>Magic trick
Why do women hate sorcery so much?

>>715993173
I should start doing magic tricks, seems fun.

>>715993173
I don't find bitching about men online attractive

>>715992765 (OP)
What Im getting from this is methmaxxing on ur deathbed is the way to die.

>>715992765 (OP)
>6x better than sex
How? Drug addicts say it feels like a warm blanket or something banal. Why bother if it's not 6x orgasming for an hour straight.

>>715992965
Meth!

>>715993173
>magic tricks
kek. magicians get laid all the time, though.

>>715992765 (OP)
Looks like cocaine, amphetameme, and meth is better than sex tho

>>715992765 (OP)
So meth gives you ultra orgasms?

I'll just take the baseline, please.

>meth is like having 6.5x sexings all at once
>almost 10x food
why do fat people and unvirgins exist when instead of eating or fucking you could just smoke a meth or whatever
are you stupid

I only have a onahole.

>>715993002
>having sex is free

>>715992765 (OP)
>Play Koikatsu
>Make scenes with my OCs where I can live out my sexual fantasies with women custom made to my own fetishes and desires
>Have amazing fap sessions fucking a tight onahole doing this which is way better than using my hand
>Get to enjoy vidya and intense sexual pleasure at once
What now, faggalo?

>>715993323
Couldn't I play video games while doing meth?

>>715993002
Meth is a lot cheaper unless you are a highly skilled and succesful rapist. You have to factor in your lifestyle upkeep as well which is near zero for gaymer virgins. Meth addicts just need the money for meth so only pay slightly more in upkeep than gaymers. Sex-havers? Forget about it, insanely expensive even if you succesfully prevent the horrible consequences of having sex.

>>715993173
>me on my way back from the hobby store where I bought a MG gunpla after a few a round of booster draft when I spot a red tailed hawk
That was a good weekend.

>>715992765 (OP)
Coke is loads cheaper than sex as well, less baggage too.

>>715993173
>Trolling isn't the least attractive
Wow. These things really ARE retarded.

>>715993474
The thing the graph doesn't show is that while hard drugs may feel that way, once you've done them once or twice, your pleasure receptors will be significantly fried and you'll never feel that way again while eating and cumming is repeatable.
Also, good luck feeling pleasure from small, mundane things ever again.

>>715992765 (OP)
What age did they poll? When I was 16 I might get horny in the middle of a game, alt tab for a quick wank, wash up, and immediately get back to it. At 36 the hormonal balance changes, life calms down, and I prefer masturbating several times in a row now, video games being something I only do after I've drained my balls.

>>715993173
>It's weird that so many dudes don't get this

We get it, we just don't give a fuck what holes think.

>>715993173
>"men playing video games is peak unattractive"
>"some dudes don't get this"
Oh no no, they do get it, they just enjoy the hobbies enough to not don't care about what random women's worthless opinions are.

>>715993934
nice cope
it's like saying eating at golden corral means you won't ever want to eat again
get good idiot

>>715993173
The fucks wrong with liking birds you stupid bint.
They're lovely.

Having sex is a far less efficient effort/dopamine ratio than video games.

>>715993173
I don't care about what random women think.

>>715992765 (OP)
now measure it when playing h games or wegs

I will never lose my virginity, I'm already a wizard

>>715994334
ngmi... with Liz

>>715994308
Eating at Golden Corral means you won't ever want to eat again.

>>715994308
>says "nice cope" in a post purely coping about drug-use anhedonia not being real

>>715993173
what hobbies do women even have?

>>715994527
>wizard
No shit, the chart says women don't like magic.

>>715993934
I wonder about this but with vidrogames and screens.

>>715993284
illusions mindbreak the modern roastie

>>715994658
Who cares.

>>715993002
Whores aren't free. I fucking hate females.

>>715992765 (OP)
Meth doesn't feel that good tbdesu. I mean, it's awesome but not several times better than cocaine or sex.

>>715992765 (OP)
So either spend $100-$150 and potentially get several diseases and a child depending on how strong your protection is or spend $0 pirating a game for only 25% less satisfaction.

>>715993205
It was called Artifact on Steam. Unfortunately Valve screwed over the artifact fan base

>>715992946
>new game from this guy has confirmed ntr
oh yes

>>715993173
>taxidermy
>comic book collecting
>bird watching
What kind of fucked up survey was this? This has to be fake, right? The "most attractive" hobby is just the only one that involves going outside.

>>715992765 (OP)
there's no way sex is only 15% bump from vidya

>>715992765 (OP)
How much dopamine does fapping to c*nny release?

>>715994961
Big if true.
Source?

>>715994854
i spent $90 on gooner blade
will still last me longer than 1(one) shitty date

>>715994997
1st time with a new chick, no way. 100th time...

>>715995101
https://subscribestar.adult/posts/1950432

>>715995291
Can view that

>>715992765 (OP)
So why have sex if i could so meth? The latter is cheaper and probably better for mental health too

>>715992765 (OP)
>Not playing games having sex while on drugs

>>715993173
> find games/gamers unattractive
> fights tooth and nail to be in their spaces
huh

>>715993173
>Women are jealous of video games
It's true

>>715993002
people offer sex in exchange for meth all the time. dumb idiot.

>>715993042
>>715993071
Imagine if everytime you booted up a game you had to convince the game you are suitable to play it and you also had to take your pc on dates and shit to play a session of vidya Lmao.

>>715995608
>offers sex
>gets meth
>1500%

>>715993173
This only applies if you're ugly. I'm handsome and have never needed to hide my power level.

>>715993173
>video games are the ultimate turn off for women
>men chooses video games anyway
holy BASED

>>715992765 (OP)
We don't play games here

>>715995806
Kek, high IQ post.

>>715992765 (OP)
Sex doesn't have achievements

>>715995927
Kek. Im pictured here and I don't enjoy it.

>>715992765 (OP)
meh...

>>715994658
Twerkin
Hot dip
Lying

>>715992765 (OP)
I GOTTA do meth

>>715996149
sabrina is just not hot no matter how much they push it, at least taylor swift is a tall freak so that's kinda hot

>>715994821
>it's not MY fault that I'm so unlikable that women will only have sex with me if I'm paying them
>nothing bad can EEEEEEEVER be MY fault, that would mean I'm not a pewfect bwamewess widdwe angew
>and I CAAAAAAN'T be not perfect, I'm MEEEEEEEE!

>>715996351
Another woman having a mental breakdown in 4chan lmao

>>715993284
Succubi want to steal your magic power, do not let them.

>>715992765 (OP)
more like do meth

>>715992765 (OP)
I had sex today AND played a video game

>>715993284
They are too stupid to do it

>>715994658
Instagram scrolling
Shopping
Eating at expensive restaurants
More Instagram scrolling

>>715993474
but they are
why do you think most of your big cities now look like the goddamn walking dead?

>>715992765 (OP)
Based dope fiend OP putting down the meth pipe long enough to scold the incels.

>>715996570
Another seething narcissist who would rather die than change. Lmao harder.

>>715992765 (OP)
>drugs are the best way to check out
why can't they just let people have them?

>>715996667
Wow, your hand must be quite sore!

>>715996818
>Lmao harder
I just did,for real lol

>>715994647
How do I be a schizo like this guy was, seems fun. Maybe sans the homelessness part, I like my snuggly beef.

>>715992765 (OP)
I mean barely.

>>715992765 (OP)
But if I eat tendies while playing video games is that better than sex?

>>715994658
Pizza
Traveling
Netflix

>>715994647
>>715996961
You can try but its not guaranteed.
Be born like that or do lots of drugs.
But most likely you will end up like those hobos you dont want to be.

>>715994308
>holds up fucking golden corral as some sort of peak of food
Truly, Americans aren't human.

>>715993173
I love how much this image triggers incels.
The literally interpret it as a woman saying they're unattractive right to their faces.

>>715996959
I hope you like being alone, 'cause you're gonna die alone, and it'll be your fault, and you will never, ever admit it. But hey, if that's what you want, that's fine by me.

>>715995927
Someone should measure how much dopamine a single (You) releases.

>>715994658
Traveling.
Making sure everyone else knows she's traveling.

>>715992765 (OP)
>Having sex gives you 12.5% more dopamine than gaming.
Impressive. Very nice.
Now let's see if having sex costs 12.5% more than gaming.

>>715993173
>Gambling being halfway down the list.
Holy fuck they really are retarded, aren't they?
Online trolling made me legit lol though, good shit.