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Video games are LITERALLY inferior to having sex
Have sex
Anonymous No.715992879 [Report] >>715993238
Projecting incels always keep saying have sex but never say have meth
What gives?
Anonymous No.715992932 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
i eat food and play video games while snorting cocaine and chugging down molly and about to smoke some meth
Anonymous No.715992946 [Report] >>715994961
>>715992765 (OP)
I prefer video games.
Anonymous No.715992947 [Report] >>715993002
>>715992765 (OP)
This chart just tells me to do meth instead of playing video games...
Anonymous No.715992965 [Report] >>715993323
But what will I do with the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of the day?
Anonymous No.715992975 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
I play games and have sex
Anonymous No.715993002 [Report] >>715993201 >>715993674 >>715993787 >>715994821 >>715995608
>>715992947
having sex is free
meth isn't
Anonymous No.715993006 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
Ok, but sex is inferior to meth, if sex is so great why does it get gigamogged by a drug?
Anonymous No.715993042 [Report] >>715993071 >>715995796
>Having sex is only 25% more satisfying than playing video games
>Requires ten times the amount of effort and investment

Seems like this chart is telling me that sex is a highly inefficient means of getting satisfaction.
Anonymous No.715993069 [Report]
if i knew junkies i would absolutely just smoke meth until i died
Anonymous No.715993071 [Report] >>715995796
>>715993042
>>Requires ten times the amount of effort and investment
skill issue
Anonymous No.715993114 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
Thank you mr.shekelberg for you study, I'll go buy some meth right away
Anonymous No.715993160 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
I play sex games while snorting coke shooting up meth while eating edibles
Anonymous No.715993173 [Report] >>715993284 >>715993305 >>715993308 >>715993331 >>715993882 >>715993926 >>715994053 >>715994080 >>715994334 >>715994465 >>715994658 >>715994962 >>715995552 >>715995593 >>715995817 >>715995860 >>715997095 >>715997462
Women don't find gamers attractive.
Anonymous No.715993201 [Report]
>>715993002
>having sex is free
lol
Anonymous No.715993203 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
>Shitposter crab-in-a-bucket thinks he can tell us video games are inferior to sex
>When his chart says meth is so crazy good it makes sex look like shit in comparison
My takeaways from your shit thread:
>You have emotional problems
>I should do meth
Anonymous No.715993205 [Report] >>715994879
>>715992765 (OP)
I can't find meth on steam. Where can I get it?
Anonymous No.715993224 [Report]
I'm a baseline natty
Anonymous No.715993238 [Report]
>>715992879
>projecting
cope and seethe, incel
Anonymous No.715993284 [Report] >>715994758 >>715996597 >>715996672
>>715993173
>Magic trick
Why do women hate sorcery so much?
Anonymous No.715993305 [Report]
>>715993173
I should start doing magic tricks, seems fun.
Anonymous No.715993308 [Report]
>>715993173
I don't find bitching about men online attractive
Anonymous No.715993317 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
What Im getting from this is methmaxxing on ur deathbed is the way to die.
Anonymous No.715993319 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
>6x better than sex
How? Drug addicts say it feels like a warm blanket or something banal. Why bother if it's not 6x orgasming for an hour straight.
Anonymous No.715993323 [Report] >>715993771
>>715992965
Meth!
Anonymous No.715993331 [Report]
>>715993173
>magic tricks
kek. magicians get laid all the time, though.
Anonymous No.715993367 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
Looks like cocaine, amphetameme, and meth is better than sex tho
Anonymous No.715993379 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
So meth gives you ultra orgasms?
Anonymous No.715993472 [Report]
I'll just take the baseline, please.
Anonymous No.715993474 [Report] >>715993934 >>715996713
>meth is like having 6.5x sexings all at once
>almost 10x food
why do fat people and unvirgins exist when instead of eating or fucking you could just smoke a meth or whatever
are you stupid
Anonymous No.715993590 [Report]
I only have a onahole.
Anonymous No.715993674 [Report]
>>715993002
>having sex is free
Anonymous No.715993764 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
>Play Koikatsu
>Make scenes with my OCs where I can live out my sexual fantasies with women custom made to my own fetishes and desires
>Have amazing fap sessions fucking a tight onahole doing this which is way better than using my hand
>Get to enjoy vidya and intense sexual pleasure at once
What now, faggalo?
Anonymous No.715993771 [Report]
>>715993323
Couldn't I play video games while doing meth?
Anonymous No.715993787 [Report]
>>715993002
Meth is a lot cheaper unless you are a highly skilled and succesful rapist. You have to factor in your lifestyle upkeep as well which is near zero for gaymer virgins. Meth addicts just need the money for meth so only pay slightly more in upkeep than gaymers. Sex-havers? Forget about it, insanely expensive even if you succesfully prevent the horrible consequences of having sex.
Anonymous No.715993882 [Report]
>>715993173
>me on my way back from the hobby store where I bought a MG gunpla after a few a round of booster draft when I spot a red tailed hawk
That was a good weekend.
Anonymous No.715993902 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
Coke is loads cheaper than sex as well, less baggage too.
Anonymous No.715993926 [Report]
>>715993173
>Trolling isn't the least attractive
Wow. These things really ARE retarded.
Anonymous No.715993934 [Report] >>715994308 >>715994712
>>715993474
The thing the graph doesn't show is that while hard drugs may feel that way, once you've done them once or twice, your pleasure receptors will be significantly fried and you'll never feel that way again while eating and cumming is repeatable.
Also, good luck feeling pleasure from small, mundane things ever again.
Anonymous No.715993949 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
What age did they poll? When I was 16 I might get horny in the middle of a game, alt tab for a quick wank, wash up, and immediately get back to it. At 36 the hormonal balance changes, life calms down, and I prefer masturbating several times in a row now, video games being something I only do after I've drained my balls.
Anonymous No.715994053 [Report]
>>715993173
>It's weird that so many dudes don't get this

We get it, we just don't give a fuck what holes think.
Anonymous No.715994080 [Report]
>>715993173
>"men playing video games is peak unattractive"
>"some dudes don't get this"
Oh no no, they do get it, they just enjoy the hobbies enough to not don't care about what random women's worthless opinions are.
Anonymous No.715994308 [Report] >>715994609 >>715994647 >>715997090
>>715993934
nice cope
it's like saying eating at golden corral means you won't ever want to eat again
get good idiot
Anonymous No.715994334 [Report] >>715994589
>>715993173
The fucks wrong with liking birds you stupid bint.
They're lovely.
Anonymous No.715994427 [Report]
Having sex is a far less efficient effort/dopamine ratio than video games.
Anonymous No.715994465 [Report]
>>715993173
I don't care about what random women think.
Anonymous No.715994514 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
now measure it when playing h games or wegs
Anonymous No.715994527 [Report] >>715994682
I will never lose my virginity, I'm already a wizard
Anonymous No.715994589 [Report]
>>715994334
ngmi... with Liz
Anonymous No.715994609 [Report]
>>715994308
Eating at Golden Corral means you won't ever want to eat again.
Anonymous No.715994647 [Report] >>715996961 >>715997056
>>715994308
>says "nice cope" in a post purely coping about drug-use anhedonia not being real
Anonymous No.715994658 [Report] >>715994790 >>715996161 >>715996710 >>715997051 >>715997292
>>715993173
what hobbies do women even have?
Anonymous No.715994682 [Report]
>>715994527
>wizard
No shit, the chart says women don't like magic.
Anonymous No.715994712 [Report]
>>715993934
I wonder about this but with vidrogames and screens.
Anonymous No.715994758 [Report]
>>715993284
illusions mindbreak the modern roastie
Anonymous No.715994790 [Report]
>>715994658
Who cares.
Anonymous No.715994821 [Report] >>715996351
>>715993002
Whores aren't free. I fucking hate females.
Anonymous No.715994853 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
Meth doesn't feel that good tbdesu. I mean, it's awesome but not several times better than cocaine or sex.
Anonymous No.715994854 [Report] >>715995124
>>715992765 (OP)
So either spend $100-$150 and potentially get several diseases and a child depending on how strong your protection is or spend $0 pirating a game for only 25% less satisfaction.
Anonymous No.715994879 [Report]
>>715993205
It was called Artifact on Steam. Unfortunately Valve screwed over the artifact fan base
Anonymous No.715994961 [Report] >>715995101
>>715992946
>new game from this guy has confirmed ntr
oh yes
Anonymous No.715994962 [Report]
>>715993173
>taxidermy
>comic book collecting
>bird watching
What kind of fucked up survey was this? This has to be fake, right? The "most attractive" hobby is just the only one that involves going outside.
Anonymous No.715994997 [Report] >>715995169
>>715992765 (OP)
there's no way sex is only 15% bump from vidya
Anonymous No.715995089 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
How much dopamine does fapping to c*nny release?
Anonymous No.715995101 [Report] >>715995291
>>715994961
Big if true.
Source?
Anonymous No.715995124 [Report]
>>715994854
i spent $90 on gooner blade
will still last me longer than 1(one) shitty date
Anonymous No.715995169 [Report]
>>715994997
1st time with a new chick, no way. 100th time...
Anonymous No.715995291 [Report] >>715995345
>>715995101
https://subscribestar.adult/posts/1950432
Anonymous No.715995345 [Report]
>>715995291
Can view that
Anonymous No.715995458 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
So why have sex if i could so meth? The latter is cheaper and probably better for mental health too
Anonymous No.715995506 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
>Not playing games having sex while on drugs
Anonymous No.715995552 [Report]
>>715993173
> find games/gamers unattractive
> fights tooth and nail to be in their spaces
huh
Anonymous No.715995593 [Report]
>>715993173
>Women are jealous of video games
It's true
Anonymous No.715995608 [Report] >>715995806
>>715993002
people offer sex in exchange for meth all the time. dumb idiot.
Anonymous No.715995796 [Report]
>>715993042
>>715993071
Imagine if everytime you booted up a game you had to convince the game you are suitable to play it and you also had to take your pc on dates and shit to play a session of vidya Lmao.
Anonymous No.715995806 [Report] >>715995986
>>715995608
>offers sex
>gets meth
>1500%
Anonymous No.715995817 [Report]
>>715993173
This only applies if you're ugly. I'm handsome and have never needed to hide my power level.
Anonymous No.715995860 [Report]
>>715993173
>video games are the ultimate turn off for women
>men chooses video games anyway
holy BASED
Anonymous No.715995927 [Report] >>715996060 >>715997179
>>715992765 (OP)
We don't play games here
Anonymous No.715995986 [Report]
>>715995806
Kek, high IQ post.
Anonymous No.715996005 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
Sex doesn't have achievements
Anonymous No.715996060 [Report]
>>715995927
Kek. Im pictured here and I don't enjoy it.
Anonymous No.715996149 [Report] >>715996302
>>715992765 (OP)
meh...
Anonymous No.715996161 [Report]
>>715994658
Twerkin
Hot dip
Lying
Anonymous No.715996209 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
I GOTTA do meth
Anonymous No.715996302 [Report]
>>715996149
sabrina is just not hot no matter how much they push it, at least taylor swift is a tall freak so that's kinda hot
Anonymous No.715996351 [Report] >>715996570
>>715994821
>it's not MY fault that I'm so unlikable that women will only have sex with me if I'm paying them
>nothing bad can EEEEEEEVER be MY fault, that would mean I'm not a pewfect bwamewess widdwe angew
>and I CAAAAAAN'T be not perfect, I'm MEEEEEEEE!
Anonymous No.715996570 [Report] >>715996818
>>715996351
Another woman having a mental breakdown in 4chan lmao
Anonymous No.715996597 [Report]
>>715993284
Succubi want to steal your magic power, do not let them.
Anonymous No.715996642 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
more like do meth
Anonymous No.715996667 [Report] >>715996873
>>715992765 (OP)
I had sex today AND played a video game
Anonymous No.715996672 [Report]
>>715993284
They are too stupid to do it
Anonymous No.715996710 [Report]
>>715994658
Instagram scrolling
Shopping
Eating at expensive restaurants
More Instagram scrolling
Anonymous No.715996713 [Report]
>>715993474
but they are
why do you think most of your big cities now look like the goddamn walking dead?
Anonymous No.715996716 [Report] >>715996784
>>715992765 (OP)
Based dope fiend OP putting down the meth pipe long enough to scold the incels.
Anonymous No.715996784 [Report]
>>715996716
Anonymous No.715996818 [Report] >>715996959
>>715996570
Another seething narcissist who would rather die than change. Lmao harder.
Anonymous No.715996846 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
>drugs are the best way to check out
why can't they just let people have them?
Anonymous No.715996873 [Report]
>>715996667
Wow, your hand must be quite sore!
Anonymous No.715996959 [Report] >>715997168
>>715996818
>Lmao harder
I just did,for real lol
Anonymous No.715996961 [Report] >>715997056
>>715994647
How do I be a schizo like this guy was, seems fun. Maybe sans the homelessness part, I like my snuggly beef.
Anonymous No.715996969 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
I mean barely.
Anonymous No.715997029 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
But if I eat tendies while playing video games is that better than sex?
Anonymous No.715997051 [Report]
>>715994658
Pizza
Traveling
Netflix
Anonymous No.715997056 [Report]
>>715994647
>>715996961
You can try but its not guaranteed.
Be born like that or do lots of drugs.
But most likely you will end up like those hobos you dont want to be.
Anonymous No.715997090 [Report]
>>715994308
>holds up fucking golden corral as some sort of peak of food
Truly, Americans aren't human.
Anonymous No.715997095 [Report]
>>715993173
I love how much this image triggers incels.
The literally interpret it as a woman saying they're unattractive right to their faces.
Anonymous No.715997168 [Report]
>>715996959
I hope you like being alone, 'cause you're gonna die alone, and it'll be your fault, and you will never, ever admit it. But hey, if that's what you want, that's fine by me.
Anonymous No.715997179 [Report]
>>715995927
Someone should measure how much dopamine a single (You) releases.
Anonymous No.715997292 [Report]
>>715994658
Traveling.
Making sure everyone else knows she's traveling.
Anonymous No.715997330 [Report]
>>715992765 (OP)
>Having sex gives you 12.5% more dopamine than gaming.
Impressive. Very nice.
Now let's see if having sex costs 12.5% more than gaming.
Anonymous No.715997462 [Report]
>>715993173
>Gambling being halfway down the list.
Holy fuck they really are retarded, aren't they?
Online trolling made me legit lol though, good shit.