Machines were supposed to look macho and intimidating like Terminator, dressing your Nikke as some girl in some beach gives no tactical advantage

>>715993967 (OP)
distracts enemies

>>715993967 (OP)
>t.

>>715993967 (OP)
improves morale

>>715993967 (OP)
Raping>>>>>>Marian

>>715993967 (OP)
The setting is silly, even the new event is dumb
>Oh yeah, the "ghosts" are just ghost themed holograms. That can touch you and throw shipping containers somehow.

>>715995296
Too technologically advanced for you?

>>715993967 (OP)
Rapi is such a fucking thirsty whore now that it's off-putting. I hate to say it, but I miss her reservedness.

>>715993967 (OP)
>dressing your Nikke as some girl in some beach gives no tactical advantage
Wrong.
Giving Nikkes a feeling of human normalcy prevents them from undergoing a mindswitch, causing them to corrupt and turn on humans.

>>715995296
in the same world with robots that can level entire cities?

>>715993967 (OP)
But she makes me horny and the robots love it when I'm horny.
I will never stop fucking my robots.

>>715993967 (OP)
>commander isn't a fat ugly fuck
can't self insert

I don't like red hood or this new rapi.

I liked my serious, deadpan Rapi. My redhaired Rei Ayanami.

>>715993967 (OP)
Nikkeks, your response?

>>715995296
>humans can become robots
>holograms that can touch things? that's a big nono

>>715994140
Even Ingrid probably doesn't care, all the manufacturers Nikkes starting trying to bang the commander eventually

>>715999412
we all knew doro was crazy from overzone, tourist

>>715999412
Their doro treatment is so bizarre, she is not allowed to be shikikan love interest nor interact more with rapi and cia instead of being reduced to shill some shitty Rikke

>>715993967 (OP)
>Machines were supposed to look macho and intimidating like Terminator, dressing your Nikke as some girl in some beach gives no tactical advantage
So there is no value in a femme fatale with the strength of a machine?
No value in surprise?

>>715999575
Bro didn't they see what happened to ba? Attract yurischizos and you will get these ITS MA'AM scaring your fandom

https://x.com/oberon211866713

this is the shitposters account

>>715999116

>>715993967 (OP)
Well obviously theres a reason they have civilian bodies they transfer to.

>>715999116
I love my dog

>>715993967 (OP)
Aren't Nikkes classic cyborgs?

>>715999412
I want Doro to meet Grave so I can see her get mindbroken at how she looks so much like Pinne but only has eyes for Cinderella.

>>715999412
This isn't yuri, this is mental illness

>>715999749
Im not super worried, they are rather blunt trans people cant become NIKKE's in the story.

>>715999929
he doesnt play nikke he wouldnt know

>>715999412
>Another boring Yuri couple
It's like with Tracer, instead of making her Yuri with assgirl they gave her the most bland gf ever

>>715993967 (OP)
>dress your marines/fighters in everyday clothes during their off days gives no advantages
Amazon ceo went army boss?

we need updated models for these two

>>715999412
mental illness unironically

Does the nier minigame have dual stick controls on PC? Today's stage is fucking impossible on mobile

>>716000492
don't worry it's impossible on PC too
(try to circle clockwise in the last part)

>>715999116
That tight skirt...

>>716000608
I finally got it while I was downloading the PC version, jesus christ not even on nier itself those were this hard

>>715999575
>>715999791
What the fuck is this guy's problem, is he also the AI schizo?

>>715993967 (OP)
Seeing pretty girls do things prettily raises morale.

>>715999412
DoroxPinne isn't anything new.

>>716001204
he does it for GBF too

>>716001567
Projection probably? Probably a cuck irl.

>>715999412
I feel bad for doro
Why won't shift up let me give her some happiness?

>>715998723
this
they're like female robocops, which is why normal people don't want to fuck them
fashion and different outfits are probably a subconscious part of the female psyche

>>715993967 (OP)
>Nigger asses
It serves as a perfect distraction against blacks and americans lmao

I have decided to acquire Poli's treasure, first

ingrid is pregnant

>>715993967 (OP)
Nikkes are robots? I never knew.
<------gooner

>>716002965
by me

i hope we get more clay

I love Mica

>>716004872

>>715993967 (OP)
it gives the commander motivation to keep them alive so that he can continue fucking them

>>716004390
very cute and sexy

>>716004390
boobs too small

>>715993967 (OP)
Is this official art? no way that beta is the commander

>>716002316
spotted the irishman

>>716005284
>Is this official art?
It's not.
>no way that beta is the commander
Well, he's been a little out of sorts with this event. When they were surrounded by "ghosts" he pretty much panicked and ran head first into a pole.

>>716005136
Yeah

>>715999412
If shiftup isnt going to let me bang doro, then at least let me finally breed Elegg. You cant just put her in this outfit specifically designed for others to play with her tits and not deliver on the goods.

>>716005657
doro isnt gonna be fixed in a side event, its gonna be a major story event involving her old team

for me? it's the bread

>>716005136
God sees my soul, I want that 12 year old ass on my face sounding like a jet engine while I helicopter my tongue inside her turd cutter

>>716005136
>Mica sitting on me after I complain she's too heavy to princess carry

>>715993967 (OP)
>Machines were supposed to look macho and intimidating like Terminator, dressing your Nikke as some girl in some beach gives no tactical advantage
literally the most realistic part of the worldbuilding
nikkers are 100% biological female brains put in full-body replacement cyborg bodies created from their mental ideal form

the barbie doll dress-up play and acting like regular girls is entirely predictable and is in fact necessary stress relief since if they become too aware that they are a disembodied brain in a five hundred pound murder machine chassis that would make Adam Smasher blush since it's based on literal ayylmao black box tech.

My wife Maiden.

>>716007193

>>716007489
I have to wait a long while before her banner re-runs.

>>715995296
I feel sorry for fags like you.

>>716007618
>>716007489
>>716007193
permavirgin

>>716005739
Ew

>>716007618
i gotta wait until winter to MLB guilotine

>>716008046
>>716007618
>summer event is here
>summer units are not rerun
I have bad news for you

>>716008349
They got rerun last summer. Probably not rerunning them this time around because of the overlap with the nier rerun.
If that's the case then barring any other collaborations in the year a rerun of the winter banner isn't unheard of.

>>716008349
The reruns start late.

>>715993967 (OP)
Dont care anon dont care

>>715994180
>i'm gay
what fucking morale

>>716009620
gays are exiled to the surface

>>716008349
Nier's just in the way rn.

2B in this game is so hot

>>716009620
you can fuck andersen

>>716007908
Keep seething, brother. While you're busy foam-posting, I'm out here hoarding gems for Maiden’s next rerun like it's a full-time job. Touch grass.

>>716009853
>mogs every character in the game she's a guest in
i'm tired of this rerun

>>715993967 (OP)
>Hey user, did you know? <text calculated with a massive neural network simulating your mind to make you kill yourself>, pretty cool huh?

>>716007783
You don't get to look down on anyone, loser. You enjoy gatcha garbage.

>>716013613
maiden never left my main team

>>716011156
I need more Anis getting jealous like in OTH.

i boughted the skin

>>715999412
Why do all these waifu games always end up having /u/shit anyway?

>>716000387
What's with koreans and doing this white mouth thing?

>>715993967 (OP)
They have to or the the nikkes go apeshit and kill their commanders.

amazing how far they came

>>716015595
don't let your dreams be dreams, anon.

>>716015595
I legitimately don't think anyone thought Nikke was going to blow up the way it did, Shiftup included.

>>716014750
Honest answer? Boredom. Devs like these are forced to write the same shit over and over, one girl after another who worships the main character. They want to try exploring different kinds of character relationships, but since the girls interacting with men would literally kill the game, they just have the girls do it with each other instead.
The best solution to this issue is if the devs simply made a new game where they can write whatever they want while leaving the previous game with an established fanbase alone.

>>716000730
Having autoaim is what throws me off.

zoomers really cant see two women being just friends and most of the time its projecting their gay shit

>>715993967 (OP)
why is he brown?

>>716009853
shiftup really cant get asses right can they, they dont understand the difference between a wide ass and a FAT ass

>>716016863
its almost as if women have different sizes or something

>>716007193
I prefer Brid and her side boob and pits.

>>716016886
This has nothing to do with size but shape. a wide flat ass looks like shit. And thats how shiftup does them

>>715994046
fpbp

>>716017010
post some examples, tourist

Post Doros right fucking now.

>>716017176

>>715999412
>the icon of nikke is yuri
wew

>replying to your own post a few hours later

everytime

>>716014559
erm, based?

>>716017176

>>716005136
She bounced on my pelvis too hard and now I'm in the hospital

>>716014005
Why are you in a gacha thread then? If you hate it, gtfo nigger

>>716016120
ShiftUp definitely didn't expect it. It's kind of a miracle too considering how broken the game was at launch.

>>716009271
hope we can take those crocs off

>>716016120
true, this game has garbage optimization
there is no way zzz should load faster than a fucking live2d image

my game loads in a few seconds sound like a skill issue

>>716017176

>>716005739
I hope she gets a swimsuit variant next year.

I demand images of your hottest Nikke chibis.

>>716020280

>>716020908
damn...

>>716020280
She's cool, actually

>>715999412
I always knew something was off when a gooner game was popular
Dodged a bullet there

>>716023737
keep replying to yourself

>>715999412
These characters knew each other for like 5 minutes Dorothy is such a little bitch some of the nikkes have been through way worse and don't act like that

>>716024176
true emotional being vs cold unfeeling machines

>(I) am scared of ghosts

>>716016120
Their previous game to NIKKE was Destiny Child and was all kinds of fucked up. Where your summons were your metaphorical children with the people you met. It didn't really get any kind of traction but it had banging music. In fact any fan of NIKKE & Stellar Blade music should check out Destiny Child's music. Especially the onsen hot springs music, very chill.

>>715993967 (OP)
Ideally we should have both.

>>715993967 (OP)
id Narcisistic r

What is the treasured item priority after Helm? I'm thinking of kitting out Laplace next to help with Missilis tower, because overspec Mihara is fucking worthless.

people still saying mihara is bad huh

>>716026542
Yeah because she's still bad.

>>716026415
Wherever your heart resides.

>>716026696
it happens when you dont gear up a character

>>716026809
Okay but I'm trying to decide based on meta, not waifu or lobby background. Doll kits aren't cheap.

>>716026945
drake, tove miranda

this anni

>>716028240
did everything wrong award winner

>>716028240
Sorry but there's 6 more chapters of chasing Levi and having misunderstandings before she joins the team.

>>716028525
how do we chase levi when mother whale captured her?

>>716028612
She escapes next chapter, duh.

>>716028634
sure bro keep on

>>715993967 (OP)
This is AI sloppa isnt it? i can tell by her shitty ass eyes.
(and yes i have firsthand experience in this too... which sucks)

ai spammer is here, hes almost on the same level as the stellar blade one

What are your Nikke hot takes?

>>716029059
2.5 anni hate was overblown

>>716029059
All NIKKEs belong to the Commander, and by that I mean legally. They are legally owned by the Commander to use as he pleases and will be his reward after retiring.

>>716029059
I am ok with Dorothy being a lesbo so long as she stops being a crazy psycho bitch about it.

>>716029230
I don't feel like that's a hot take at all, it was mostly chinks and SEAnigs trying to start shit

>>716029794
I'm okay with Dorothy being a lesbo because she's ugly, flat, and obnoxious

>>716029059
The English dub is fine

>>716030232
It's in fact, good

>>715999542
holy delicious hefty buttmeat
>>716005657
>>716005739
>>716014559
>>716016947
good lord sweet baby jesus

>>716030232
Feel like this is a warm take, other than a few outliers it's not insulting like dubs usually are.

>>716030232
Anis dub >

>>716029059
i think neon is fine

>>716030232
i got turned off by the red ash event, made me download the korean ones but sometimes i feel like going back solely for yan

>>716029230

Not really. The story was a whole bunch of nothing and way too focused on Mori, we learned nothing about Little Mermaid and then the big reunion conveniently happening right after they finish the fight with zero build up is stupid. The minigame was also ass.

>>716029059
Anis was fine as she was in the early chapters and she does not need to be perfect

>>716031143
sounds like you skipped the story

>>716031291

Stop trying to justify the awful writing. Even the main story has been horrible lately, we've spent 10 chapters doing team rocket antics with enemies we beat and they return fully healed 2 seconds later. All the interesting stuff has been occasional comedy bits and small background lore reveals in minor events lately. They're deadly afraid of doing real progress or anything of consequence.

>>716031575
we're talking about 2.5 anni now you're shifting goal posts about the main story pick a fucking struggle

>>716031634

I gave arguments and your rebuttal is that I didn't play the story.

>>715999116
hnnnnggggggg

>>716031752
now you're just venting

>>716031575
imo they were going too fast with the main story. like we reclaimed a piece of the surface in the span of two game years and the main heroine reached what will probably be her final form. while we don't have a clear enemy yet

>>716018868
It really feels like they released it as some sort of contractual obligation to get Stellar Blade funding from tencent, the game was blatantly half baked at release in all aspects but the story and I believe they didn't think it would make it past the first anniversary.

>>716019046
What the cold water does to your face?

>>716016863
Guess what dumbass, 2B has a wide but not fat dumpy. Only very specific nikkers have fat ones that are properly animated (bad morphs like Frima don't count).

>>715993967 (OP)
Seeeeeeeex

This is an government agent

>>716033883
>Washing your face with cold water offers several benefits, including tightening pores, reducing puffiness and inflammation, stimulating blood circulation, and potentially improving skin health by retaining natural oils and promoting a healthy glow
not that a Nikke would ever need to do that

>>716034894
>canon buttslut
So based.

>>716034894
Imagine being some hard ass spec ops anti terrorism dude and having to take order from this buttslut sexbot who dresses up as a cat maid.

SORA PLEASE

>>716034894
Wrong.
She is a government ASSet.

>>716034894
the fact that her squad successfully larp as regular humans while dressing like this will never not be funny

>>716035320
>PLEASE CONTINUE RAPING ME AND FORCING MY HEAD INTO YOUR HUGE SWEATY TITS

>>715994140
She just wants a hot robo BF that could appreciate her tactical mods

>>716035320
GOD

>>716028692
It's not, nigger.

>>716029059
>>716029230
Mori is very cute.

>>716006391
>Adam Smasher
He most likely IS a brain in a jar too, dude just doesn't care about it, and considering that he also has a pleasure body tucked away in some bunker I'd say he's far more mentally stable than the bottom heavy robocops

>>716035970
yes, unfortunately her bond/advise make no sense compared to the story. unless we're advising her previous to a memory wipe

>>716029059
Not every nikke needs to be a thirsty whore for the commander. I prefer them to grow and display their feelings in a more dignified way.

>>716029230
I think the other anniversaries set such a high bar that it 2.5 felt like a let down
even 1st anniversary had pacing issues, but it had cool music, lore, characters

>>716030232
>>716030906
I think EN red hood voice fits the goofy, happy-go-lucky role but the VA had no direction so it sounded bad

>>716035514
what are you going to do? file a complaint against the government authority?
who do you think does all the paperwork?