Pokemon NPCs love saying some shit like this

>>715999319 (OP)
My Bag is full of gas station receipts and empty cans of beans.

I hate open world pokemon. I want the old formula back

I am a Biker. But I've never ridden a bike.

I used to be like you. I was full of hopes and dreams.

Arghh! Arghh! I am NOT a Gentleman!

I am not a Nurse. I wear this uniform just for fun.

Still, you look mature for your age. Are you already an adult, or are you a kid?

It's one thing to enjoy leisurely battles, but real battles can be a severe trial. Truly strong Trainers sometimes must be prepared to choose Pokemon that can win rather than their favorite Pokemon.

A hero never loses. A hero never dies.

>>715999319 (OP)
Are you getting paid to spam pokemon threads?
Sage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLS3mCQ1qPo

I go to magic classes to look like a Psychic.

My shiny bald head is my secret.

>>715999319 (OP)

>that's a lovely set up of pokeballs you have, do you have a rod to match? Can I see it?

What did he mean by this

I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF

let's pretend I'm an adult OK?

>>715999319 (OP)