Thread 716001709

Have you ever tasted the French wine from the south of France, Château Moulac?
Barry sent Eve to get this wine twice even though the area is very dangerous.

>>716001709 (OP)
>Barry
The guy from the final fantasy threads?

It's fucking grape juice left out nigga, no

stettar blade? the fuck is that?

>>716001817
Another Barry, a notorious alcoholic. And he uses Eve to fetch his wine.

Most modern wine makers, unfortunately, leave out a very important ingredient: SOVL.

They prefer to use machines to crush and process the grapes, which saves time and money, but results in a much less tasty wine.

So, where does the SOVL in expensive, top tier wine come from then, you ask? It comes from the SOLES of the young maidens who crushed the grapes with their feet. The SOVL that you taste from drinking wine made from grapes that were lovingly stepped on by the cute feet of virgin girls cannot be replicated by a machine.

>>716002106
And here I thought we'd get dueling schizos. I wanna see that polack get a heart attack when some other shitposter tries to steal his wife

>>716003530
I think this process still exists in some European vineyards. It's even mentioned on the bottle. It must be a little more expensive, though.