Thread 716004440

jeb killed minecraft

>>716004440 (OP)
>I should continuously get piles of content added to a game i paid 20 dollars for over a decade ago
Why are gamers to entitled?

>>716004575
This but unironically

we got bees

>>716004440 (OP)
>beta 1.7.3
*1.7.3
fixed

Minecraft is probably older than some of the kids that are playing it.

>>716005478
its been like that for 10 years

They should rework or just outright remove the shit mobs that are either worse versions of classic mobs or drop/do nothing

>>716004440 (OP)
Reminder that nujang is incapable of making a single successful game. Every single retarded spinoff they've made has been a disappointment and most of their revenue comes from selling children skibidi toilet skins in the bedrock shop

>>716004440 (OP)
Don't even care about MC anymore and I think Mojang is a shit company, but you're being disingenuous if you think there hasn't been a content update since the nether. The game has more than tripled in size since the nether update.

Blatant lies don't do a very good job of getting people to agree with you.

>>716004440 (OP)
no, notch killed minecraft when he lost his passion for it

minecraft has been SHIT since jungles

>>716005882
The issue is that rather than the new updates adding anything of substance that actually works together, they just added a bunch of disconnected useless bullshit. Resources that do literally fucking nothing or have a single use that no one in their right mind will bother to go out of their way for, animals that do nothing beyond existing that the tranny devs only added to virtue signal about IRL animals. Lets also not forget that they used the latter excuse to NOT add content to the game that the fanbase wanted because... "um, the heccin frogs IRL can't eat fireflies! We can't just program them to NOT eat them!"
Therefore, it's actually even worse than getting nothing. It's getting functionally nothing but the game files keep getting more bloated.
Mojang deserves every ounce of shit they get, for any reason.

>>716006359
*since hunger update

>>716004440 (OP)
I don't agree with all the changes but they've been doing pretty well since the aquatic update. Caves and Cliffs being 3 updates disregarded

>>716005478
You're probably younger than pong, little shit newgen

Minecraft was ruined when they fucked up the world gen during the village update.

toaster pc cope threads aka russians

>>716007372
This. Villages were the single worst, most pervasively bad extending from its own self into future updates. I've always hated villages and always will.

>>716004440 (OP)
>Educate your friends on anti-racism!
Kill Jeb. Behead Jeb. Roundhouse kick Jeb into the concrete. Slam dunk a Jeb baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Jebs. Defecate in Jeb's food. Launch Jeb into the sun. Stir fry Jeb in a wok. Toss Jeb into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Jeb gas tank. Judo throw Jeb into a wood chipper. Twist Jeb head off. Report Jeb to the IRS. Karate chop Jeb in half. Curb stomp pregnant black Jeb. Trap Jeb in quicksand. Crush Jeb in the trash compactor. Liquefy Jeb in a vat of acid. Eat Jeb. Dissect Jeb. Exterminate Jeb in the gas chamber. Stomp Jeb skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Jeb in the oven. Lobotomize Jeb. Mandatory abortions for Jeb. Grind Jeb fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Jeb in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Jeb with a ray gun. Kick old Jeb down the stairs. Feed Jeb to alligators. Slice Jeb with a katana.

>>716004575
that was literally the selling point of the game though. if they didn't want to keep adding stuff then they should just announce that the game is finished, but they still bait people into buying it because they advertise it as constantly evolving

>>716005676
Yeah I work at a grocery store, I see kids who must be not even 10 years old who love Minecraft and get their parents to buy Minecraft breakfast cereal. As a manchild myself I’ve been wondering if I should try some, it looks tasty.

>>716009191
lol they have to try so hard to push badrock edition.

>>716009191
It's freakin' delishfish. You should tot-allay try it. (Get it?)

Anyone got the development picture of notch working on minecraft and all the big breaks he took.

Hot take, I don't like deepslate caves. They're too fucking big and it's just a chore to explore them and then you have to go back up a million times to get more food and or torches and it's easy to miss things since they're fucking huge

>>716010657
>notch was a lazy fuck
>still managed to do more work in the time he had minecraft than whatever microsoft had put out after they got the game

>>716008027
>almost magical game that leaves you to your own devices and the only limit is your imagination
>world gen sparks awe
>insurmountable comfy
>update adds big-nosed money-hungry mobs
>game is now irreparable slop designed around achieving the same boring things over and over again
>world gen is flat
>no comfy left
Never before has a game achieved this level of realism

>>716010906
They're huge and cool but caves before were hilariously grindy to to find after you spent hours just chipping into a stone wall only to be greeted by a huge room full of more stone and ores to mine only to move to the next one.

>>716010906
not wanting big ass caves in the digging and caves game is a pretty hot take.

>>716004440 (OP)
only float.jpg can save minecraft

Can you remake this image but have the bars be accurate with the amount of time between them?

>>716011036
it's insane how notch was already considered lazy back then, people who were calling him out had no idea of what was to come

>>716004440 (OP)
They added poop blocks?

>>716006963
I mean, they addressed the firefly thing with the firefly bush that was added a few months ago. And now they are adding copper tools/armor and the copper golem (an actual useful mob). It seems they are heading in the right direction these last updates.

>>716004575
Vintage Story does this.

For me it's 1.20.6. It's better than (You)r favorite version of minecraft (with a resource pack that replaces new music with c418 music). Tricky trials and everything after is very gay and ugly. Cave update is essential and basically a where minecraft was always headed. This is the final form and not much else is needed.

minecraft was abandoned by notch and subverted by microsoft trannys

>>716004440 (OP)
uhh there was increasing the world height and

uhhhhhhhhhhh

waterlogging?

notch is hooked on tranny drugs

WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY UPDATING IT

>>716015245
the end is where niggers are sent to live out their days

>>716014608
go back to sucking dicks on reddit

Notch at least put some thought into adding things. NuMojang literally has no creative direction because it's half Microsoft half Jeb (a tard). They actively hate part of the game's sandbox nature. Why else aren't there vertical slabs or slabs and stair versions of every blocks? Or how they release a new gimmick item and then leave it in the dust for years because it does literally nothing. Or make Elytras invalidate other forms of travel. Or add random made up mobs instead of more real life mobs? (But it's animal cruelty to let kids hit real life animals Mojang said!)

>>716014608
new caves are ugly as shit.

caving has been dead ever since they added the brightness slider.

>>716010906
The caves update was the biggest monkey's paw ever. God dammit why is it so fucking boring?

>>716004575
If they're not planning on regularly adding new content to Minecraft then they should make a new game. If they are going to add new content to Minecraft then it should be substantial and consistent.
Anything less says that they are either lazy or simply lack interest in continuing to develop the game. The latter is excusable, the former is not.
Even if it is the latter, that should mean that they find new people to continue development of the game. Obviously there is an interest in doing so, there are tens of thousands of mods for the game with new ones being made for free all the time. I find it hard to believe they don't have the money to form a new department.

>>716014305
Shut up Tyrone

>>716004575
It's one of the most successful games of all time, it would benefit the current owners to put out piles of content too.

>>716004440 (OP)
only dumb boomers whine about the current state of minecraft when it's always been the same shit
>>716014703
>>716015092
but the old grass, leaves, and cobblestone were kino, bring that shit back

>>716015964
the updates are always just more shit piled on to the game, which you can already get from mods. so they are pretty fuckin pointless updates.

if there was atleast one non-retard at mojang they wouldve added server browsing and official sites for modding. instead they have kids going to jeet sites that are filled to the brim with viruses.

>>716016106
it's literally just blocks added into the game, no one sane should be giving a shit over this and making a fuss

>>716016274
it makes u spend more time fucking with ur inventory because u looted 4 different types of rocks from mining for 2 seconds

>>716015092
What version of the game do I have to revert to to achieve peak comfy (no villages/ fucking andesite) but still have good content

>>716016274
they add random blocks that make mining lower take longer for no reason
>but thats realistic
take away the skeletons and giant spiders then too. it feels like a lot of additions weren't added to make the game more fun, only to make the game take longer

>>716016358
the absolute best generation is pre-alpha and lacks any biomes/caves
alpha itself is quite good, the best mountain environments.
beta is more flattened but has its perks. b1.7.3 doesn't have sprinting. b1.8 does.
release 1.6 and below is generated as continents, huge fuck off oceans. long boat rides nostalgia.
release 1.7 and beyond is just a single mega continent, no real oceans anymore.

there is a way to mod beta to play with alpha generation, that goes pretty hard.

>>716017542
whose retarded idea was this

>>716007257
I'm going to cum on your bald forehead when your not looking old man. It will dry up and form smegma lines

>>716017943
I mean it would suck fucking balls if you went the wrong way and ended up in a giga ocean like in the bottom left, but they didn't have to change it to the extreme opposite

>>716011489
But it was cool though because you created mineshafts and organized the cave systems

>>716016190
this. I don't understand this aversion to gaming of server browsing and cataloging all the servers. Idk why niggers are so afraid of it

>>716017542
What Mojang should've done with the worldgen update in 1.7 was introduce the concept of continents with them having an increasing chance of becoming more exotic the further you traveled out
>1st/Spawn continent has typical worldgen (forests/plains/deserts)
>2nd continent is more flat and more likely to gen swamps around plains biomes
>3rd continent is more hilly and likely to gen forest hills, taiga, and extreme hills
>4th is more arid and likely to gen deserts and savannas
>5th is colder and gens cold taiga with ice plains sprinkled in
going further out generation should start to get a little crazier
>10th continent has giant taiga and ice plain spikes
>11th has bryce canyon like mesas and red sand deserts
>12th shattered savana plains and jungles
then it should just get wacky
>20th mushroom biomes
>25th are amplified variations of the first 5 examples
>30th classic/indev/alpha islands with the old fluorescent green grass
>50th should be a bunch of this >>716019150
>100th and beyond are farlands

>>716011489
>>716018817
this mod called worleys caves was very intriguing to me
it makes caves interconnected
however, it does not solve the problem of there still being alot of solid rock (the 'void' in the pic)
i think if you made some complex algorithm, you could make it generate additional cave systems that purposefully fill in that 'void' without rubbing up against the primary cave system
but yeah there is also something to be said about making your own mineshaft, rather than only spelunking

>>716019150
based

>>716004575
this makes me wonder... does Mojang continuously updating the game pad its longevity, or is it unnecessary and just hinders modders?

>>716019227
similarly, once i tried to use some mods so that the Aether mod was literally in the sky (heavens) and the Nether was deep underground (hell). it was very scuffed and never polished cos it was a nightmare to make it transition properly.

>>716004575
I paid for the game a decade ago and I don't own it anymore

>>716019461
They really want people to use bedrock for paid mods and other mircotransactions so you might be right

you now remember all these polls and unreleased content because they lost

>>716004440 (OP)
>nothing
they added black lives matter to the start screen, thats something!

>>716012038
you can make floating wolrds in new versions, dumb nostalgia faggot

>>716012729
copper blocks, which turn green over time like real copper

>>716017943
they wanted to nerf boats, cant be loading too many chunks at once chuddy

>>716004575
You are ignoring the fact said game made and still make millions, in any business with a brain *some* of that to be reinvested back to improve the product further.

>>716005478
And?

>>716018723
yeah like what if you sailed west out of france and there was just a huge fucking ocean before finding a mysterious unexplored continent full of treasure and red women to rape

>>716004440 (OP)
As someone that played Minecraft every few years since the beta days
The game is in the best state it's been and it's not even REMOTELY close

For technical players it's way better
For adventure players it's gotten so much better it's an actual game now
For builders it's gotten way better
For explorers it's gotten way better

The only people bitching about it are retards who want to be different by hating a good thing

>>716004440 (OP)
I genuinely don't understand how it's possible for one of the biggest corporations in the world to pay an insane amount of money for the most popular videogame of all time and then do ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING with it. Just how is it possible for the Minecraft development team to be so fucking slow and ineffective? Just how is it possible for every fucking spinoff they've ever tried to have failed so miserably? Just how is it possible for the game to still have so much technical debt, and for the attempted rewrite of the game to have MORE technical debt than the original? It just doesn't seem possible. I need a serious explanation.

>>716005478
Minecraft is older today than Doom was when Minecraft first released

>>716004440 (OP)
I tried making a modpack + datapack that removes certain blocks, mobs, biomes, items, etc from the game, but I couldn't get it to work well. Anyone do something similar to this and has some tips?

I just want a version of 1.7.3 with some select additions from future updates.

>>716020684
theres barely any mods in the new minecraft, you can't even make use of old (the best) mods because they are all incompatible and barely any of them get updated anymore.

>>716004575
Microsoft is still making money off it though?

>>716021003
modpacks are diabolically overcomplicated to make. i spent a whole month trying to revert the latest minecraft version a couple years ago, to make it like classic/alpha/beta while still having compatibility for the latest mods.

most overcomplicated shit ever, would be easier to just make my own game from scratch.

gives me flashbacks to how i spent more time installing my skyrim modpack than i spent playing the actual game

>>716004440 (OP)
bruh

>>716015357
>seething because he can't handle my trvth nvke
lel
>>716015423
>new caves are ugly
objectively wrong. They mog the hell out of this shit >>716015092

>>716017542
irrelevant image in 2025

>>716022703
2025 minecraft is irrelevant, they have been just riding sunk cost fallacy of their years of shitty updates for a long time now

>>716004575
I'd rather they had never bought Minecraft and never updated it.

>>716022859
then atleast the mods wouldnt break every single version

>>716004440 (OP)
I thought Mojang did good with the caverns.

>>716017542
Always liked the big ass oceans
any mods that revert worldgen?

>>716023980
mods, or use something that pre-renders the world (say 3000 in each direction) then just load it into the next version and it should be compatible.

Minecraft needs to be retired, enough has been added. They should make a sequal though

>>716022791
The Minecraft Movie was this generation's The Simpsons Movie. This is the peak of its popularity and it's all downhill from here

>>716004440 (OP)
Terraria won.

>>716004440 (OP)
fat beats

>>716004575
fpbp

>>716015770
not just "one of"
It's THE most successful game of all time

>>716004575
Yeah I agree. The fact that the game even still gets updates so long after it was officially released is unprecedented. That kind of thing typically only happens when it's a free to play game with microtransactions

>>716015423
>new caves are ugly as shit.
wrong
>caving has been dead ever since they added the brightness slider.
correct
if you don't exclusively play modded with True Darkness or some other similar such option you're a piece of shit retard.

>>716019150
That looks interesting but it would be a fucking bitch to actually explore. Navigation aside, mobs always spawning in 2/3rds of the map would be such a pain.

>>716021002
Wtf

>>716019613
Copper golem came back so they may have realized how stupid it was to let those concepts go to waste. Still waiting for my ostriches

>>716020648
problem with Minecraft is that you'd just find another France instead

>>716004440 (OP)
you could argue that b1.2 was the last good update, since b.13 added beds, which killed the game loop and smooth lightning, which taken away large portion of the game's soul, 1.8 was a shit update, but imo addition of the dragon was what really, finally killed the game. The dragon was the first time when there was a goal set not by the player, but by the game's designers, previosu to that, everything you did was out of your own initiative, now, wether you like it or not, wether you follow through or ignore it, the game has a goal, it has become finite and since then it is a dead pile of shit.

The debate about the right Minecraft version seems complicated. My oldest son is 7yo now and is getting really interested in Minecraft just through the school yard. At one point in the near future I'll have to get him access to an offline machine with it, I think. But what version should I get him (I'll just assume I can easily pirate all past ones)? While I was here, when Notch was posting aon /v/, I myself never got into Minecraft. A few months ago most anons seemed to prefer 1.12 or 1.13 I think. Here in this thread 1.6 seems to be liked the most. Should I get that one? What about mods?
(pic unrelated)

>[old version] of [popular game] was the last time it was good! This proves I'm an old fag epic legion gamer!
Ok Boomer

>>716036827
If you want to do it "right" you could install a beta version of the game with less features and slowly wean him onto more over time so he appreciates where it came from rather than mindlessly playing new updates

>>716009191
They're most probably filled with high fructose corn syrup and chemical coloring, but trying them once probably does no harm.

>>716036827
if his interest with the game stems from talking about it with his friends then you should just get him the latest version otherwise he'll be clueless about what his buddies are even talking about, >>716037256 has a point but if you don't know the game yourself idk if it's worth it.
And yeah it's still as easy to pirate as ever, just download SKLauncher and you can download and play offline any version of the game

>>716010906
Wouldn't mind them if the huge as fuck caves were are rare occurrence but they are literally everywhere. Gets old really fast.

>>716014305
Tyrone still has things he has yet to implement into the game (even if he's currently jerking off lorefags), minecraft devs on the other hand act like they're completely directionless

>>716004440 (OP)
And wol_lay killed cube world.

>>716037612
this, when every time that you dig down you find a fuckhuge cave they quickly stop feeling special, also they are a pain in the ass with all the mobs they spawn.

>>716037674
Tyrone is a fucking idiot, the game is shallow as fuck and has no content other than raiding shitholes with terrible combat, and half the "lore" is junk text. Why the FUCK am I reading about marbles? Why the FUCK is a book that is at most 2 paragraphs separated into 10 different books?

Actual fucking retardation.

>>716020648
there are no cute indians (feather) in minecraft to bone though

Yeah Jeb is a tool, but the rot started with Notch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1wEPzuqQeM
Remember when boats used to be fun? Notch killed that

>>716004440 (OP)
>noooo why are you adding so many shit??
>nooo why aren't you adding anything???
can't please you bitter faggots kys

>>716037601
While you're probably right, that he wants to talk with his friends about it, it's this weird intermediate period in elementary, where everything goes and (luckily) multiplayer is out of question on all sides. So I assume it will be a way more general talk about building stuff and it getting exploded by creepers. So an old, static version should be good enough for 2 or 3 years (He and his friends are absolutely fine with occasionally playing on my old SNES and N64. Having the newest shit doesn't seem to be so important right now). This should be a good time to get him used to a real computer also. I imagine it being pretty important before he gets into deeper contact with handhelds / tablets. So while >>716037256
has a really neat idea, it might be overkill.

The oceans look like they'd inspire a child's mind. So maybe I'm leaning towards 1.6 now. Thanks for the help, anons.

>>716038397
a good thing about starting from an old version is that the game was way simpler and less overwhelming to start with, it's also probably "healthier" for a child since you are more encouraged to make your own fun rather than being bombarded with new things every 5 minutes

>>716008753
No it wasn’t, and get over it

>>716015435
Their job is to maintain the biggest most popular most successful game ever released. Really look into your mind and ask yourself what makes you insist the world revolves around these strange and particular rules you make up. Imagine some world where you have to deal with tryhard Mojang offshoot games made without the guy who made Minecraft, that’s not what you want, so get a grip

>>716019532
Yes you do. You can link your original purchase to their new system

>>716004575
I spent about 2 years making a game (no links, this isn't a sponsor), spent the hundred bucks to put it on Steam and made it totally free with no dlc. I still get people to this DAY giving it bad reviews because I haven't updated it in 2 years like, what the fuck are you expecting, the game is finished and it's FREE. I've been tempted to take it offline and reupload it with a price tag for a good year now, poor fags deserve NOTHING.

>>716038220
>>noooo why are you adding so many shit??
literally no one ever said this about minecraft you ESL retard

>>716039204
Gamers really are a mentally ill and spiritually degenerate bunch, aren’t they?

>>716004575
>mods are flexible enough that you can add or change virtually anything
>official updates for the game you paid for are pathetically small in comparison
>and they break mods every single time they release
I'd be pissed too.

>>716039175
not any more

>>716039239
They genuinely believe they're entitled to everything all the time at an inhuman rate and for the cost of a wet fart.

>>716039175
if you missed the linking window, you lost your access to the game permanently

>>716039437
not gonna defend this shitty practices but the window was 2 years. I still don't get why they had to put a time limit on this at all, the resource investment to keep the migration up indefinitely would have been minimal

>>716039270
>first-party-supported massive mod community that has everything you could possibly want that makes fine tuning the game or just maximalizing it with everything at the tip of your fingers for free
>still manage to disqualify the whole thing and bitch like you don’t have what you need, because you just ‘feel like’ the wrong people are giving it
>and wants more changes to the game while bitching that any change causes temporary mod disparity
What is fucking wrong with you people

>>716039003
They said "buy now and get all the updates for free".

>>716039658
Yeah, and you did, and you still do. Do you really believe you’re being honest with your expectations? You don’t have to talk shit to impress me, you dont have to come up with strange bullshit to blame Minecraft for just because the rest of the board does

>>716038723
Yeah. Minecraft in its baseform being more or less virtual Lego is a major appeal from my perspective as a parent. Even though I'm pretty wary about the whole scene surrounding Minecraft. But I really don't want him getting sucked into watching shitty youtube videos or streams. At least not too early (I expect the time frame around 14y - 16y, where my influence as a parent starts to wane seriously, so he needs to be 'online-ready' on his own by then). Ideally he would get his own internet access in the same time frame and not before. Though I'm wondering what the school will demand in a few years or how strong peer pressure will be on certain social media shit (my biggest concern desu).

>>716004440 (OP)
I like the world height increase and the deep dark

>>716039992
world height is nice but the deep dark is just annoying with those summon things nested everywhere that spawn an unreasonably strong monster that gives you no rewards. I don't know who asked for stealth mechanics in minecraft but I certainly don't enjoy them. The atmosphere is cool though

>>716039602
yeah it was super shitty, multiple of my friends missed it, and of course they bought the game again. it was intentional

>>716040365
loot is a problem in general in minecraft, almost never is any reward worth it. they need to add more unique weapons and armor.
deep dark is super cool and fun to explore with friends even if there's no reward, but it could have been so much more, like with the woodland mansion

>>716037728
It's genuinely insane how different and better the beta versions are compared to what we actually got.

>>716038723
minecraft in 2025 is still super barebones unless you go out of your way to find things, even seeing a fraction of the things in a dozen hours is difficult

>>716021002
>Doom to MC is 16 years
>MC to now is 16 years
damn

>>716004575
It worked for terraria, nigger

>>716021002
>You aren't bullshitting and this is actually true
WHAGT

>>716037498
Thanks for that RFK jr

>think about trying the latest minecraft
>remember the far left propaganda on the menu screen
nah, I'll just play something else. I don't need to be scolded by blue hair freaks every time I load up a video game

>>716037498
>>716041615
https://vocaroo.com/1kayY12uxEmr

>>716004575
Minecraft has gone the route of Pokemon where its sales are driven by merch and not game sales.

>>716039239
>Gamers
Browns.
Anything free will attract South Americans and Poojeets in droves

>>716004575
You are not entitled for me to care about your or your opinions, faggot

>>716037728
>still no word on Cube World Omega after he swapped to UE5 slop

Are we back in the cycles again?

>>716042010
Mentally ill and spiritually degenerate detected

>>716004440 (OP)
Not even 1.7.3 is good, because they added these ugly, annoying shitty things in 1.7.2. They completely fucking ruined the atmosphere and aesthetic Minecraft's grass used to have. Whenever I get the urge to play again after a few years, I have to go out of my way to find a 1.6 download because too many retards only bother hosting the most popular updates.

not being able to craft a name tag is so fucking dumb

>>716043029
tall grass was added in 1.6 you absolute poser

>>716004575
Make the new content in Minecraft 2 then you fucking retard.
People are willing to pay heaps of money if you actually do shit properly.

>>716007372
>>716011387
play vintage story instead, gives me the same feeling of playing minecraft in the early days

>>716043029
retard, you can just use a launcher and play any version of the game. utimmc is hosted on github. why are you relying on torrents when 'pirating' minecraft is so easy

>>716020773
The explanation is that they didn't buy it with the intention of doing anything with it, they bought it because it was extremely popular and would guarantee a steady flow of income that would easily make up for the price they paid.
>>716021002
I consider the contents of your post to be a warcrime.

Add create, just add create. All the work is done, just do it. Add it like you added NetherEX

>>716004575
Terraria does this

>>716016358
just play BTA at this point

>>716036827
>yo anon junior do you have a lightning rod on your base? you might get blowed up if not
>nah it's fine my dad is a minecraft gen wunner who only lets me play beta. just found out you can dye wool though isn't that crazy?

>>716031121
I don't get why we never got grappling hooks, double jumps etc. like in Terraria. We already have all kinds of ruins/structures/temples in the game, just fill them with useful traversal items.

You get the elytra at the end and then have farms for rockets and put mending on it to even use it porperly.

Minecraft went to shit when they added a fucking hunger meter of all things. It's trivial to keep topped up, but it's tedious.

>>716036827
Just get him the newest version, if you intend for an offline experience it's better than other versions because of the recipe book that shows you what materials you need to make it.

>>716015424
It takes all the mystery and rarity out of digging the lowest levels to get the best ores and equipment. There's basically no incentive to actually mine, just look for a cave entrance then wander from shaft to chamber hoovering up diamonds. I remember striking diamonds or finding dungeons used to really excite me when I was younger because the caves were much more claustrophobic back then; now they're just like the overworld without the sun

>>716004575
>i paid 20 dollars for over a decade ago
bedrock edition?

>>716036827
Older versions are only better if you were actually there to experience them and have a frame of reference for the new versions.
A 7yo kid is gonna have all the fun in the world playing on latest, I'm pretty sure of it.

>>716044021
I've been playing cracking since 2009.
I actually bought the game in 2011 when notch had his wedding and you could buy two keys for 15€ instead of one and a friend and mine shared the cost so I only paid 7,50€ for it.

>>716042252
>after he swapped to UE5 slop
lmao what are you talking about, didn't this die like 10 years ago? i remember the drama about it

>>716004440 (OP)
its literally that iron man "stark built this in a cave" meme

>>716004440 (OP)
minecraft died the moment they added hunger, and this is coming from a person who likes games with hunger

>>716044405
>didn't this die like 10 years ago?

You'd think so but after the shitburger that was meant to be the 'finished' game, some years ago the guy came back with 'Omega' that's ostensibly meant to more like the more popular Alpha in spirit, but nothing has ever came out of it and he was last seen experimenting with UE5.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/13TA0n8jdyDsrSh2Bh0jAGOsycIKaPlca7_3XdtTStyA

>>716004575
>>716039003
>>716039658
>"Why are gamers so entitled"
>bro they literally said they would add constant updates
>"lmao no they didn't get over it"
>they literally did
>"lmao yeah and you got them dumbass"
You have the IQ of a plastic green army man.

>>716043703 (lol)
>>716043901
>>716044323
Maybe I'm overcomplicating the whole thing. As I said, I've never played it. I just assumed from reading some updates, that it's much more multiplayer focused now (and maybe even other modern shit that flew over my head). It's pretty important for me, that it's fully offline without any kind of shop / ads. But maybe my fear is wholly unfounded and even the newer versions don't have that problem.

>>716044609
that is fucking wild, thanks anon. never in my wildest dreams would think cubeworld would be making a comeback to /v/, i look forward to the shitposts

>>716036827
Even the regular purchase allows you to install almost any of the past versions. Tangentially, I own the game but Minecraft is one of the few games I own digitally but pirated anyways for a better experience.
>have to login every time you play offline singleplayer
>but not login to a Minecraft account, into a Microsoft account
>but Microsoft went behind my back and merged the microsoft account into my email account (hotmail, also owned by microsoft)
>logging into my email account triggers 2FA, which requires logging into a second email account for verification
>every fucking time I try to play my paid-for version, I have to login game, login email 2, login email 1, and finish by finally being allowed to login into game
I threw that shit right out the window and just one of the infinitely many pirated clients, which does exactly what you'd hope any software would do
>click exe
>game boots up

>>716044609
The anon in this image is mad about all the right things.

>>716045049
>I just assumed from reading some updates, that it's much more multiplayer focused now
Not really.
It's still a single player game first and foremost if you just look at the mechanics.
One person can feasibly farm, build, explore, fight and mine. It goes a little faster if you have more people to fuck around with and it's definitely more fun with friends but so are most things in life.
At its core it's designed for single player.

>>716045393
the minecraft launcher is truly terrible. It takes ages to load. it's full of ads. It's full of libtard pearl clutching (try launching an old version that doesn't have chat policing, they lose their fuckin minds)

>>716039239
>mentally ill
You have no right to call anybody spiritually degenerate bunch, spawn of satan

>>716044710
Where did they say they were going to do constant massive updates for 15+ years? Yes Microsoft is lazy but what exactly were the terms of this alleged epic promise in your head?

>>716039415
You are not entitled for others to care about you or your views and opinions yet you act like magically this isn't case.

>>716045859
Lmfao okay and who exactly do you think I am? What boogeyman does that make me to you, by not agreeing with people who are pissed about Minecraft?

>>716039239
Mentall illness this shizo that crowd deserves to experience full blown demonic possesion.

>>716043350
VS has too much realism autism for me, I see the appeal but I have too little time for video games nowadays to bother. I already tried playing without monsters but I should try starting a save with all modifiers cranked to make things faster and easier, hoping that it doesn't ruin the nature of the game

>>716036827
If you plan on only playing for 3 hours, play some meme beta version
If you plan on playing more than that play latest modern version

>>716046083
Can you seriously tell me this board is full of particularly mentally healthy people?

>>716045049
Minecraft has mainly two versions, both available on pc:
Java is the classic one, the one trivial to pirate and moddable and still used by anybody who knows anything
Bedrock is the new version that's also on consoles, the whole game was re-written in C++ and in theory it runs smoother but it's also more closed off and it's the version that has microtransactions and shit
Basically just get the Java edition through any free (as in "doesn't require an account") launcher and you can have even the newest updates completely offline and completely devoid of microtransactions

>>716045953
Ad hominem.

>>716045859
This is how neuroticize talking?

>>716004440 (OP)
notch was a hack and minecraft was always shit. it needs to be rebuilt from the ground up to be any good at this point, there are fundemental flaws with the game that cant be fixed by just "adding new content" no matter how good it is.

>>716046901
What sort of fundemental flaws?

>>716045953
This is how you neuroticize talking?

>>716045512
>>716046708
Sounds good then. Thanks for the additional help, anons.

>>716046796
>>716046952
>no arguements
Ok.

>>716039239
>mentally ill
Modern day nuspeak for heresy

>>716045049
if your son's friends play minecraft they will almost definitely be playing together on a shared world, or at least on a commercial server which is full of cash shop mechanics.

Terrain generation

>>716047392
You’re welcome not to listen to anyone’s opinion, you don’t have to explain that to yourself or others

>>716047467
Imagine if that’s not what I mean, and look at it in neutral terms and where that might apply to you or others here

>>716045961
>spergout
You have wild and rich imagination, but keep it to yourself

>>716047518
right is cool on paper but when you're actually playing in survival the scale is just too big unless you are the kind of player that likes spending dozens of hours doing landscaping.
With the time it would take on left to make a house on top of each of those three peaks and connect them with bridges you'd only be able to make a house that barely stands out on the terrain on the right

>>716046504
You are mentally unwell yourself if you think that you are in position to decide who is mentally healthy and who is not.

>>716047764
who cares really

>>716047903
I do.

>>716047903
casual players, at first I found the new terrain cool but when I tried playing with it I found it quite fatiguing. Then again maybe I'm just too old for minecraft by now and I sound like an old man yelling at clouds

>>716048036
oh you do good thing you can walk 100 blocks to the left to a completely different terrain

>>716046504
Its not mentally healthy at to treat official narrative like word of god and view anyone who doesn't think and acts abnormal as heathen, satanist heretics.

>>716047518
I would honestly return to vanilla minecraft if they made toggles for different eras of worldgen. and options for removing certain features.
Make it a TRUE sandbox in a sense.
But then again we all know they lack the actual know how to do that.

>>716048173
>to a completely different terrain
all terrains look the same in modern minecraft

>>716046504
Stop putting words in my mouth, piece of shit.
I am telling you that you faggots are annoying and obnoxious as evangelical retards calling everything they don't like or understand satanic and heresy.

>>716036827
>letting the opinion of anons determine whats more "cultured" dictate the experience of your children
holy shit lol

>>716047863
It wasn’t an official diagnosis you baby

>>716009391
The head looks somewhat cool but who the fuck would want that retarded ugly shirt?

>>716048264
no they don't

>>716048863
yes they do

>>716004440 (OP)
Minecraft is like The Sims 4 who gives a shit what they do to the main game? You have so much mods you could just never interact with their shit

>>716048184
That’s not what I did and it’s not what I’m doing. By mental illness I meant things in the vein of obsession and ocd, and by spiritually degenerate I mean that your inflexibility blows back on you when you constantly hyperbolize betrayal and crush yourself with unmeetable claims that only the highest of expectations should be accepted

>>716048530
Nah this Minecraft spazzery really is mentally ridiculous

>>716009191
>>716009391
That looks pretty good, usually marshmallow cereals are plain but I like that they added a little pop with the cinammon. Might have to try this and get the free hat

>>716048887
False

>>716048958
some modders stick to old versions while some make shit only for the newest versions, and if that wasn't enough a lot of mods are exclusive to either forge or fabric, it's a pain in the ass and if the game had a final version and stopped receiving official updates the modding scene would be much better off

>>716006969
This meme is more worn out than your village bicycle mother's syphillys-ridden cunt.

>>716043805
Notch genuinely believed the game didn't have DRM back then even though it blatantly did. He's an idiot.

>>716047392
>You are not entitled for others to care about you or your views and opinions yet you act like magically this isn't case.
Seems like you don't even listen to your own.

>>716050164
Lol

>>716047518
left = minecraft
right = big turd with sprinkles on top

>>716043246
>>716043029
>having to autistically mow the lawns
amazin feature

>>716050458
That would be your own autism. See nobody else here says they ‘have’ to mow the grass just because it’s there

>>716050583
how will u get seeds then, smart guy?

>>716048225
nigga the game has had custom world gen options for about a decade.

>>716050934
you cant get the good gen unless ur a fuckin wizard (like me)

pic rel

>>716039204
>game that released as a completely finished product gets two post-release updates, usually QOL, a few fixes, or a small amount of additional content
>gamers bitch and whine that the dev abandoned it because they didn't keep rolling out free updates for eternity
>early access game "releases" after 8 years, half-finished, with "WORK-IN-PROGRESS" and "COMING SOON" labels plastered everywhere
>Overwhelmingly positive and zero complaints from gamers because the devs change a few variables every month to give the illusion of frequent updates
It boggles the fucking mind.

>>716051153
there are datapacks for retards that match early beta gen.

>>716021002
damn that's crazy

>>716051206
nobody has this gen but me

>>716004440 (OP)
Dumb image. The adventure update / official release fucked with the game quite a bit, for better and worse.

People like you who demand more "content", ruined the game. Microsoft has been catering to you, and piling on villager factions and more structures that take away minecrafts sense of atmospheric uninhabited loneliness, and retarded abstract nothing mobs named shit like the schmoobly that clash with the skeletons and zombies and classic mobs in order to try to create more markettable plushies, they fucked up the combat so bad they never brought the uodate to consoles and said theyd fix it and everyone mods it out but microsoft never got around to it, they bloated the the sea so bad with shit the game has never performed as well since, they ruined the nether by making it hospitable and giving it vegetation and npcs and taking away the horrific meat block texture that made it truly feel like hell and cluttered it with mobs and shit that take away from the simple battle with ghasts and the fucked up terrain that it used to be, and the cave update was horrendous, the giant pits means you get ore way too fast, but the constant waterfalls make it a slog to trek through, and the vast excessively wide open spaces underground mean you get absolutely swarmed by mobs, it all feels like shit.

The game didnt need more content after release 1.5 ish, players just needed to be more creative with what was already in it. Its a sandbox game, it isnt meant to be a linear action game or an mmo / live service game, stop treating it like one.

>>716017542
the scale here is somewhat deceiving
the oceans in 1.6 were on a cosmic scale, it's just tens of thousands of blocks of nothing but flat water
it's interesting in concept but offers nothing in practice
this map of the current version has a decently sized ocean and tons of rivers
because of real-world maps your brain is tricking you into think this isn't an ocean and is instead a small lake but this "lake" is over 4200 blocks wide and 3100 tall
it would take you almost 9 real-time minutes to sail from one end of this to the other
in my opinion that's big enough that it feels absolutely massive but isn't so big that it's borderline impassable
obviously there are bigger oceans, this is just one from a seed i used to play on

>>716010364
>(Get it?)
No.

Opinions on the so called alternate reality mods? ReIndev recently had their own version of a Nether update.

>>716051583
really huge oceans would make more sense if there was more to navigation than holding W, but without waves and other shit that wouldn't fit minecraft in the first place that's not a part of the game worth expanding much upon (although custom-buildable ships would be really cool)

>>716052726
zeppelin mod

>>716039602
>not gonna defend this shitty practices but
>but
Every time

>>716052969
damn, cool shit

>>716052129
>mod download is discord only

>>716004440 (OP)
Cave noises killed minecraft, no more comfy spelunking.

>Thaumcraft 7 never
>Thought it was taking too long with too little development literal years ago
>Haven't played minecraft at all the whole time
I didn't even realize that one mod was basically my anchor to the game
take me back

>>716021002
man that really puts into perspective just how hard vidya has stagnated

>>716056107
I wish that spelunking exploration games were a thing, it's basically an untapped genre

>>716037612
>impossible to light up fully
>shit spawning for miles and all up the walls
>only ores you see are single blocks of diamond or shitty copper
this update was cancer

>>716021417
>modpacks are diabolically overcomplicated to make
They're not. You see something you like, you add it to a folder that becomes your pack. It's that simple. No, you don't need to add every mod you see, just a few handful. You start small and stay moderately small. And you don't take any premade modpacks either.

>>716015402
>add random made up mobs instead of more real life mobs? (But it's animal cruelty to let kids hit real life animals Mojang said!)
This shit of theirs is why we're never only every going to get useless pacifist mobs or hostile (likely boss or related to a boss)
NO YOU CAN KILL AN ANIMAL FOR FOOD OR ANYTHING ELSE USEFUL IT MAY PRODUCE

>>716058506
The person behind this decision
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