Thread 716006540

So who the fuck is she? Young Pauline or her grand daughter?

who the fuck cares get a job and start a family you fucking waste of space faggot

sadly it's young pauline
should have been her daughter

bespoke feeties

>>716006540 (OP)
mario pre-transition

>>716006540 (OP)
DK's wife

>>716006540 (OP)
i want her coin slot cunny on my mouth

I have footfag fatigue.

>>716006593
If that's young pauline, who the fuck are we playing as? DK before DK Arcade?
Then who the fuck is Cranky supposed to be in this game?

She's the footslut nothing else matters

>>716006758
I'm glad we're starting this thread off right.

She's sickening pedobait because Nintendo knows its customers

>>716006540 (OP)
she is lady’s granddaughter

What if it's okay to like ass, tits and feet?

>>716006732
nope.

>>716006540 (OP)
Whatever you want to believe.

>>716006593
There's no real answer. The timeline is fucked

>>716006949
future wife.

>>716006993
This is the answer.

>>716006993
I'm noticing Nintendo does this shit specifically to make the timeline confusing.

>>716006540 (OP)
From my understanding, she's supposed to be a separate Pauline from the one in Donkey Kong arcade (with Cranky Kong ). Which is her grandma. Doesn't explain why Mario didn't age, while DK did.

>>716007140
Good. Autismos who obsess over "LE DEEP LORE" and "LE TIMELINE" in bingbingwahoo deserve to suffer.

>>716007140
There is no timeline, you autist. Nintendo doesn't give two licks of a shit for cohesion between games.

>>716007190
>>716007221
Why did you reply to him twice, Eric?

>>716006993
Nintendo should unfuck the timelime by reintroducing Jumpman, with this design, and say that his name was ALSO Mario, and rescued Pauline's grandmother from Cranky Kong.

>>716007221
but at the same time hey gave us an answer to why K Rool was missing for so long

>>716006993
>>716007083
There has to be a rhyme or reasons for timeline autism that makes sense corporations only. Just like how comic books ran on “comic book time” to keep things simultaneously the same and different. Like what it is?
>She is both Pauline and not Pauline at the same time
>This way we can have our cake and eat it too
>Mario is both his dad, a guy named jumpman, and himself at the same time
>Mario and Dr. Mario are either brothers and Dr.Mario is the 3rd twin, or not
>Mario is from Brooklyn, Toad Town, AND New Donk City because why the fuck not lol
>Wario and Waluigi are brothers but they are not brothers they are just two people who know each other

>>716007140
Nintendo's explanation has been consistent ever since the days of Super Mario Bros.: it's all either a stage play and/or a dream. When you stop thinking of their characters as canon to an immersive world and start seeing them as "actors" who can be swapped in and out as needed to serve a new story, everything starts to make much more sense. It also explains why you have characters like Bowser who can be a villain or an ally when necessary.

There is no "DK timeline," there's just DK and his friends who play out a different story each time.

>>716007221
Rare did at least, due to heavy continuity in their Donkey Kong titles.

You know, for a series that has next to no plot outside of the manual, and Cranky Kong insulting everyone and everything.

>>716007083
False. Child Pauline is the same as Mayor Pauline. Bananza is a prequel.

>>716007398
grandparents are known to pass down their name too

>>716007576
then lady is her grandma, case solved.

>>716007601
The only issue is where does this leave Game Boy Donkey Kong? It's almost certainly Cranky Kong, but against Mario of his modern design.

And Nintendo was retarded in remaking Mario Vs Donkey Kong instead of that one instead

>>716007083
I just realized Jumpman wears the red overall blue shirt combo like OG Mario.

>>716006540 (OP)
who cares i would eat her butthole regardless

^Pedo

>>716007729
>where does this leave Game Boy Donkey Kong?
Stage show.

>>716006540 (OP)
I'm waiting for my favorite e-celeb's latest video essayslop to tell me what to think.

>>716007729
First, Cranky Kong kidnapped Lady Pauline and fought Jumpman Giuseppe.
Then, Cranky Kong kidnapped Lady Pauline's daughter, Mayor Pauline, and fought Mario Mario.
Then, 13 years later, shortly after Super Mario Odyssey, Cranky Kong's son or grandson, DK III, kidnaps Mayor Pauline and fights Mario Mario, four times.
Finally, 13 more years later, after Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Tipping Stars, DK III befriends Mayor Pauline's daughter, and Lady Pauline's granddaughter, Pauline III.

>>716008303
That is not the body of a minor.
I don't know what kind of shit nintendo is trying to pull but the looks are more evident than the supposed number.

>>716006790
Lady and Pauline are separate characters now. Cranky kidnapped the former

>>716007398
That still doesn't fix the Mario vs DK games though...

>>716009425
This fixes the Mario vs. DK games.

>>716009479
Jumpman is Mario you ass

Is Cranky still DK's grandfather? Or did the movie overwrite canon and make them officially father/son now? I ask because this would help put the nail in the coffin as to the identity of DK Jr. Is there any reference to him in Banaza?

>is the character named Pauline who looks like Pauline and was mentioned both in and out of universe to be Pauline actually Pauline
>or does a woman in her mid to late twenties secretly have a teenage granddaughter

Reminder that Donkey Kong in this game is simply an adult Kiddy Kong

>>716007186
Mario is a Sayajin

Never forget that Yoshi's Island DS introduced a Baby DK that is implied to be the main one and was the same relative age as Baby Mario.

>>716009826
>I won't mention that Pauline is unexplicably 14 years old, that'd make the strawman over the confusion look weak

>>716006540 (OP)
Please God let me see her hymen.
Please God let me see her hymen
Please God let me see her hymen.

>>716010062
>unexplicably

>>716010212
>ho ho, a single misspelt letter! time for me to shine and ignore what the post actually challenged of me!

>>716009719
Nintendo were dicks enough that they made Cranky act like a dementia old man through the game with the repeating dialogue making everything he says not trustworthy. He should still be the arcade Dk but he might not even know the events anymore because he is a senile old monkey.

>>716009556
>jumpmans whips kongs & pays stanley to spray pesticide
>mario is bing bing wahoo kart racing man who trips balls with luigi

They are not the same character.

>>716010062
>I won't mention that Pauline is unexplicably 14 years old
No, I did mention that she was a teenager. And also it's 13 dumbass.

>>716010516
You didn't in the first line of your strawman, to make it seem absurd that people are wondering what exactly is the deal with this Pauline.

I'm guessing, and it's a fucking stupid guess, but she's just a girl who's named Pauline. It's a fairly common name.

>>716010760
You're right, that is stupid.

>>716010446
Then why did DK2 say it was Mario, and introduce Luigi?

>>716010446
They absolutely are the same character

>>716010831
Mario and Luigi are names brought down by generations.

If it wasn't meant to be Pauline, they would have called her literally anything else other than Pauline.

>>716010827
>unrelated pauline
>solves the entire timeline
>lore autist kick and scream it must be the same pauline

>>716007383
Because he's jewish and wants you to consoom brainless slop. That's the only reason they sabotage fiction with dadaist garbage.

>>716006540 (OP)
Literally no one cares, Pauline is Pauline and Donkey Kong is Donkey Kong. Nintendo stopped giving a shit about timelines nearly a decade ago it's just a game with neurodivergent looking characters and strangely sexualized females enjoy it for what it is.

This is like somebody trying to seriously answer why the Simpsons can celebrate Christmas dozens of times while Maggie is still a baby.

>>716011063
Donkey Kong is named Donkey Kong, even though he is not the same Donkey Kong from the original arcade game

>>716006540 (OP)
who cares?

>>716010446
Miyamoto literally confirmed that they are the same character

>>716014357
He also said that Mario is 24.

Does he look like he is 24? He looks more like he is 45.

>>716007398
just making jumpman and lady different characters solves everything. DK, diddy, and dixie are just older than people think in the current timeline. DK in bananza could be young for all we know

>>716014721
He does look like he's 24, he's just a midget and most likely neurodivergent, props on the moustache though.

>>716009943
I can imagine that Cranky looked the same as Donkey as a kid. Keep in mind that gorillas age twice as fast as humans.

>>716014767
the elder Kong calls both DK and Pauline "youngsters". If I had to guess, DK is likely a little older than Pauline in Bananza so he's maybe 16.

>>716007576
that puts donkey kong at around 12 years old during bananza, and even younger during the country games
I guess that's okay considering kongs age differently

>>716009380
Honestly this makes way more sense. Why would Cranky be super old while Pauline is seemingly the same age?

>>716015142
Mario is an extrovert normie who likes sports, Luigi might be slightly autistic-coded (shy, awkward, anxious and afraid) but not Mario.

>>716010446
>>716014357
>>716014721
>>716015142
The 1980s were a different time man, especially in Japan. Mario even fought in the Vietnam War in the 80s do you think he’s above whipping apes or spraying pesticides? This nigga dropped agent orange on gook villages .

>>716009479
this is like the secret plan to have naruto breed with hinata to make the ultimate warrior