Thread 716008252

canonically speaking, which vidya boy has the biggest power level?

and by biggest power level I mean biggest dick

venti is a literal god
bridget and astolfo are just some gay boys with toys

These aren't boys, not when they look like women.

Bros I need a /v/ bf...

>>716008252 (OP)
far left is an actual girl though?

>>716008440
what makes you say that?

>>716008367
astolfo was one of the knights of Charlemagne, probably the weakest out of the 12 but he has a lot of luck and fucked a lot of women, this means his dick is bigger and he can still lift you up with ease

>>716008469
Okay I'm your boyfriend now

>vidya “““boys”””

>shimakaze is a woman
>Venti is a genderless diety in the image of a dead bard
>Bridget is a transwomen
>Astolfo is non-binary

None of these are males.

>>716008898
Post butt, that will help

>>716008252 (OP)
>>716008367
>>716008731
astolfo is a heroic spirit
he would unironically dumpster most vidya games

I want to meet a femboy on happenstance in a casual setting, get to know him and chat like bros, get him into all my favorite anime and vidya, then have him come over and have an out of nowhere make out session and explore each others bodies, then cuddle and do it all over again all night, then become engage and live a life of communal marital cooperation and sexual companionship

But this will never ever happen and it makes me depressed

i don't play genshin but i think he looks pretty strong
>>716008969
you seem very confused

>>716008969
>trans
>None of these are males.
nice try but ywnbaw

>>716008969
Based af

>>716009032
I have done everything here except actually cuddled with him. I am an autistic weirdo btw

>be in prison
>first day
>be walking back from the cafeteria
>notice some fags
>it's shimakaze-kun, venti, bridget, and astolfo
>try to avoid them
>they immediately start taunting you as you pass by
>scream FAGGOTS at them
prisongays not even once

>>716009032
I did this except the marriage and companionship part, conventions are fucking wild.

>>716008469
Hi
>>716009032
Hi

>>716008252 (OP)
>canonically speaking, which vidya boy has the biggest power level?
What about them though?

>>716008252 (OP)
>POV: You're the only straight man at a house party.

>weirdos clicking on a thread about things they don't like
trannies and closetfags are something else

>>716009516
this is a transgender individual (common parlance: "tranny") who will attempt to groom you
ignore

>>716009727
WHERE DO YOU THINK WE ARE

Where is gaymer bf

>>716009762
That's rude :(

>>716009516
You cute?

>>716009175
I'm not going to spoonfeed your porn addicted mind why your former shotacon goon material is now an adult canonical woman, wants to be a woman, is recognized as a woman both in universe & by her own creator.

Go ahead
NPC another bridget denying npc-line, you only post here because you need your femboy hugbox to affirm your otaku delusions.

>>716009896
Yes!

>>716009781
we are in a vidya boys thread. they don't belong and should kill >>716009928 themselves

>>716009850
I'm right here babygurl

>>716008523
in-game yes. but people meme'd a fan character that's just a guy dressing as her

boys are hotter as girls
sorry not sorry

>>716008969
>transwomen
Aka male.
>non-binary
Aka male.

>>716008252 (OP)
all 4 are built for giant futa cock

>>716009956
Prove it

>>716008969
kill yourself

>>716008969
I know you're trolling but the games outright say they're boys (aside from shimakaze)
also in Japan nobody really has a problem with that. the trans fetish of calling them another gender is more of an american thing

>>716010061
I can't. I'm simply too shy

>>716009928
the funny thing is that the artist of that image acknowledges bridget is a boy and you can even check the source to see it

your porn fetish doesn't really translate to reality

>>716010107
RAPE
A
P
E

>>716009928
He can call himself a cat for all I care.

which vidya femboy is your favorite?

>>716009642
wait, taimanin has homoshit?

>>716008252 (OP)
Which one is the most loose?

>>716010229
Taggy?

>>716008969
Stick to twitter or reddit or any site that accepts your pedophile non-sense.

eastern games are a godsend

>>716010421
these are the cute femboys you are talking to on /v/

>>716010671
N-NOOOO!

something subtle i just noticed about this image, that only matters to somebody like me. to be fair, it confirms a phenomenon ive been describing forever now a bit after femboys were really gaining prominence. but to see the subtle factors that make it is...interesting.

where to meet femboys?

>>716008252 (OP)
sausage party

>>716010861
Thank you for this meaningless post, we are all very impressed.

Not sure if I could sink to the level of dating a femboy instead of a woman. I'm concerned about the smells and thr possibility they'll get hairy and start looking like a man.

>>716010898
Right here. Hi.

It appears I have been summoned

What is your wish, anons

>>716010345
being any one of those would be great desu

>>716010520
Post yours!

>>716010964
youre afraid a man might look like a man?

>>716011086
He looks cute now but I'm worried about later.

>>716011008
Help me launch my career so I can leave my parents place and live on my own

>>716010197
I'm only replying to you because your post has the most effort relative to everyone else even though you think I'm baiting.

>the games outright say they're boys
If you know Ventis lore then you'd also know he's not human.
He only looks the way he does because y'know… nameless bard is dead if that's merely a representation of a now deceased human then he probably doesn't have male genitalia if he's only projecting an inage of what someone once looked like and by extension we can't truely call him male even if he's assigned he/him pronouns.

Bridget is self explanatory, if you claim otherwise then you simply didn't play her game.

I have not played Astolfo's game but from what I've read on credible sources, Astolfo's gender is purposely left ambiguous but they/them pronouns are consistently used in-game.

>>716010912
yeah...

>>716011159
Too busy working on my own at the moment anon
Anything easier I can do?

>>716011008
I need meds that work so I'm not tired anymore and can actually concentrate and learn and also feel pleasure again

>>716011132
im confused since women hit the wall much sooner

>>716010731
i want a brock bf

>>716011198
Venti is on the male character list so that pretty much settles this.
Astolfo is on many games and other media. They all are very explicit about him being a femboy
Same for Bridget. He's in many games and only one of them genders him incorrectly. The authors had already pointed out why they wanted him a femboy and plenty of interviews out there prove that. They heavily implied some time later that they only had to gender him wrong because americans were the biggest playerbase of that game and they're still stuck behind when it comes to acceptance of femboys. (the fact that you're arguing about these characters is proof of that)

>>716011265
Femboys wall at 25

>>716011464
I'm 25 and going strong, anon.

>>716011464
Not the ones who take hormones really

>>716011265
Look I could probably get along with and be attracted to a femboy because they look feminine, but I don't want to like someone and then they look manly.

>>716011530
this
literally all the cute femboys start doing this >>716010052

>>716011464
*20

>>716010964
>thr possibility they'll get hairy and start looking like a man.
That's unavoidable. Women will often relax their grooming standards and have days where they look like shit, but a femboy's fighting biology and brother, biology hasn't lost a single fight against a human being.

>>716011639
*12

>>716008252 (OP)
which one cums fastest from getting plowed?

>>716011530
Most of them don't cuz trooning is fetish thing. The man-face hits hard fast and then you're just a manlet

>>716011691
shimakaze or bridget

>>716011584
frankentits don't do it for me

>>716010052
that doesn't make them girls, though. the chromosomes are still XY

>>716011691
None of them. They all go around bragging about having boigasms, but I've been watching them and they all crank themselves when they're getting their exit resized.

just take care of yourself

You will never pass

>>716011008
I wanna wake up as a teenage girl, but I haven't been very charitable or kind lately, so I get it if that's not something you can or want to help with. Thanks for giving me an excuse to write that down anyway.

>>716012185
The vidya boys in question

>another thread with several anons claiming to want a bf
>still no bf
Sigh...

Wakey wakey jannies

we get it. youre in the closet

I don't want to meet a significant other here because we're all sex obsessed freaks who would form that weird bathroom polycule if we met at a convention

>>716010421
Never understood these fat, ugly bastards with beard shadow and hairy bodies who think they are femboys.
Like, how delusional do you have to be to not see how astonishing ugly you are in the mirror.
You don't stand a chance against boys like pic related.

>>716012323
We would make it work. Trust in us.

>>716012217
I'd help you out but I'm married and it'd be kinda fucked up to abandon my family just to go on a date. Good luck though.

>>716011771
>>716011878
which one has the deepest moans?

>>716012217
no one lives in australia
also i don't deserve a bf

>>716012475
That's easy. Longest distance from sternum to chin, so usually the tallest one.

>>716012517
Move to the EU. Problem 1 solved.

>>716008252 (OP)
Venti has wind powers so he would cut the loudest farts
He'd shatter a window in one brap

>>716012564
>EU
sorry i don't want to get beheaded by a muslim

>>716012678
We'll fight them together :(

will mods come up with a solution for the proxy ban evading sharty scum?

>>716008348
What did he mean by this?

Gay threads are so pathetic because everyone in them are gay and looking for a boyfriend but for some reason they never look for each other.

>sharty mutt can't tell the difference between trans and gays
figures

>>716011086
Well yeah I want a femboy, not a boyboy

>>716012992
I found mine here
I don't know what everyone else here is doing, but they certainly aren't trying very hard from what I've seen

>>716012857
Emails. They already have your IP

>>716013059
>he's still here
Failure

>>716012992
i am a dog chasing a car
i wouldn't even know what to do if i caught up with one

>>716013168
Kiss me and find out

How many actual femboys are out there, though? I have literally zero interest in men who look like men.

>>716013210
*runs away*

I so need a cute 4chan /v/ femboy bf