This is an embarrassment to DKC chads

You'll get called a "raresnoy" (contradiction in terms) for saying that, but you're right.

>>716008259 (OP)
Shouldn’t you Mexican kids be all excited Nintendo made a dei shitskin game? He looks like you! Maybe thinner. Stupid fucking latinx ruined this site

>>716008259 (OP)
Entire game of basedrage and girlbossing

You know how every game is losing its identity as it turns into Fortnite garbage?
Every Nintendo game is being swallowed by the family friendly single personality trait mascot event horizon

>>716008259 (OP)
This isn't flanderization.

>goofy Donkey Kong arcade DK
:D
>goofy Donkey Kong the animated series DK
:D
>goofy Donkey Kong Bananza DK meant to harken back to the retro design
:(

Why is /v/ like this?

That's not flanderization, that's character assassination

>>716008259 (OP)
SOVL

only autists care about this shit get a job nigga

>>716008259 (OP)
Not flanderization but still pretty fucked, basically a humilation ritual that’s never called a humilation ritual because it happened in the 90s

>>716008529
Arcade Donkey Kong has like 2 frames of smiling...

He's serious during fights, he just makes those faces when looking at bananas
He also deliberately acts goofy to cheer up the scared child he's protecting

>>716008593
>pedo kong
>sovl

>>716008389
i already look like that and act like that, i don't want to play it

>>716008603
>get a job
no, kike

>>716008259 (OP)
>>716008368
>the Raresnoys are still seething
Bananza is already the best-selling DK game ever. Stay mad.

>>716008529
I like his new design better. His rare designs looked good in the snes dkc but looks kinda weird in 3d.

>>716008259 (OP)
DMC Dante
MGS Raiden
Hitman 47

>>716008432
Yeah what's with this? Feels like the world is ending and we're going towards some sort of singularity crossover event. Personally WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE, I'll be hopping over to the Pokemon world where Skyla will be impregnated by yours truly over and over until I degenerate to the point of watching other men have sex with her

>>716008694
>raresnoy drawfaggot spamming its shitty comics in every thread

>>716008740
>>716008809
Popularity is not quality.

>>716008259 (OP)
That's seriously some gayfur fetish shit.

>>716008368
>"raresnoy" (contradiction in terms)
What would you like people to call Rarefags that seethe at Nintendo and Bananza then? Give us a "better" name to refer to you by

>>716008259 (OP)

>>716009002
XD LOOK REDDIT! HE POSTED ANOTHER ONE!

TELL THE SNOY DISCORD ABOUT THIS!!!!

>>716008990
Classicfags?

>>716008838
Has anyone noticed how this retort always gets brought out when some madfag is upset that people like something they don’t?

>>716008809
You will never be a real kong.

>>716009002
Thank you, Anon.

If these were my shitty comics I'd kill myself out of embarrassment.

>>716009218
>>716009002
>all raresnoys have is the same shitpost comics

>>716009002
>the stapled receipt on the box
kek

>>716009002
how fucking poor are you people

>>716008529
Being old and jaded but not old enough to remember DK for the arcades and GB

>>716009002
This is so dense. Bravo

>>716009281
Lighten up, damn.

>>716008990
>Rarefags
Mein neger, you just used a better term on your own post.

>>716008259 (OP)

>>716009524
I didn't get this until I started playing and realized Pauline sounds just like Dora and makes the same sort of observations

>>716009218
I loled when I saw the lgbt boxes. Who drew this?

>>716009524
HE PPOSTED ANOTHER ONE!!!!!XdDD EPIC!

KEEP GOING ERIC!

>>716008259 (OP)
>>716008368

Raresnoy boomers

>muh Eric

>>716008259 (OP)
>Monkey likes bananas
What I should be embarrassed about?

>>716009218
>>716009002
>>716009524
>Me, chad
>Them, fags
The art is fine but its just same slop

>>716008259 (OP)
He wasn't flanderized he was changed completely

>>716009720
Eric is blatantly the one who draws those shitty comics and fanboys for Rare every other day.

Funny thing is, he never cared about the Rare DK design before Bananza.

>>716008694
Ok incel kong

>>716009869
meds

Rare fags are the new obsidian fags? Unable to move on from a company that hire them before?

>>716008259 (OP)
DKC was never good.

>>716008529
>meant to harken back to the retro design
Even though he looks way more like the movie version instead?

>>716010480
The move design was based on the game.

>>716009002
>ukraine donations
KEK

>>716010480
Bananza DK seems like more of a throwback to the pre-rare design than them trying to match the mario movie

>>716008259 (OP)
lmao spotted the zoomer who never played the older games

>>716010902
that is the DK from the movie though, maybe RARE should've kept making good games instead of shitting all over their company

>>716008259 (OP)
It's kind of strange seeing the Japanese fetishization of apes and Bob Sapp in fucking Donkey Kong. Letting Rare go to MS was a mistake. Viva Pinata would've still been a series had it released under Nintendo.

>>716010902
Movie DK is actually based off Bananza DK, the games been in developement for a long time, way before the Movie & Mario Kart World.

>>716010902
Arcade DK didn't make those retarded exaggerated expressions like nu-DK does. He only does that in the movie.

>>716008838
so dkc is shit...

>>716008694
>>716009002
>>716009218
>>716009524
unironically how many of these are there

>>716008259 (OP)
dont care still masturbating to pauline feet

>>716008259 (OP)
>expressions... LE BAD

>>716008259 (OP)
I think he looks pretty good desu

>>716009134
>snoy
>literally makes fun of sony in the image

>>716009002
>rare dk needs some games to play for when chunky comes over to visit candy
Unironically what did he mean by this

All I got out of this thread is that I get to laugh at everyone whos pissing and shitting themselves. Id buy this game if I had a switch 2 but still call you guys faggots for buying it yourselves.

>>716008259 (OP)
God I fucking hate NuDonkey Kong so fucking much

>>716008529
yeah DK was a gooftard in the animated series and nobody had a problem with it. this proves that this is just trolling and shitposting

>>716014810
FUCK YOU RARESNOY STOP FUCKING BULLYING NINTENDO
YOU WILL NEVER FUCKING MAKE THEM GO BANKRUPT YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>When nintendo got assraped so hard by Raregames doing a better job than them that they changed his design
>But like a cumfilled gaped buckbroken they still added the eyeballs on objects from the raregames

>>716009002
>nobody noticed the wonder bread

>>716010480
Retard

Wario going from thot patrol treasure hunter to funny fat fart machine

>>716008259 (OP)
The ahegao face really bothers me man. I think Japanese games are getting really gay these days

>>716015048
his design in that looked way better than how he does now. he looks like a faggot now

>>716017826
He does not, Eric.

>>716008259 (OP)
It's the same thing

>>716016228
i'm sure the voices in your head agrees.

>>716017954
you're right, he looks like a retarded faggot

New DK is a chad thoughever

His new design is funny

>>716008259 (OP)
I Haven't played the game at all, but is this guy Donkey Kong or the OG one that turns into kranky down the line?

>>716008259 (OP)
You don't know what Flanderization is.

>>716011913
so far these four

>>716018191
You know I never understood why her gimmick was turning invisible when the entire floor is covered in stuff that clearly shows where she's standing.

>>716018254
He's the same DK we've had since DKC1, so not Cranky.

>>716018926
Huh, with him looking a little different and seeing him in the older outfit and with the loli I thought they might be doing a prequel or something.

>>716011474
>Letting Rare go to MS was a mistake.
We probably got something good out of the money Nintendo got from selling their remaining share of Rare

>>716008259 (OP)
AIslop game

>>716017984
I'm more grossed out by that Coco than I am of Crash

>>716021036
Yeah coco needs to be a loli again

>>716019349
I don't think it really matters, Nintendo rarely if ever cares about having concrete timelines and whatnot. It makes even less sense because REAL ACTUAL SPOILERS FOR DK BANANZA: DK1 Arcade, DKC 1-3, 64, Returns, and Tropical Freeze are heavily implied to have already happened, New Donk City already has its name and DK-themed references throughout the level, even adding in even more like Lanky having his own advertisement billboards, but there's nothing for Pauline and Mario to be seen. Coupled with the implication that K. Rool was apparently imprisoned for several years (but the Kremlings are apparently still alive during the entire time) there's just too much conflicting information to really try and put the game into a linear timeline.

>>716008259 (OP)
Technically Luigi. c'mon now. Luigi's Mansion and his Melee animations/color variants started it.

The little poses and faces he makes when you get a Banana are great, especially when you're transformed.

Do Japanese women like him?

>>716018509
>You know I never understood why the boss will try and eat anything when the dungeon item is bombs

why does this kike sounding nigger monkey look so horny for banana
>oooh banana