Thread 716012372

Two heterosexual Aryans, 1 of the male gender and 1 of the female, who love each other very much.

>>716012372 (OP)
lmao the dude's face looks like he's been drinking non-stop for a week

>>716012372 (OP)
Zelda is a a repping transman.

>>716012372 (OP)
Very disappointing they missed the perfect opportunity to include transfolk. Especially with how much hate, discrimination, and bigotry they suffer now from governments in the west.

>>716012614
Fascists really fucked us up honestly. We were very close a few years ago to total recognition and integration into society and culture. Then JK Rowling, MAGA alarmists, liberal covert fascists like Jesse Singal, etc. fucking ruined it for us. It’s scary to think that the next generation of trans youth will have it even worse than us… that’s if the trans genocide doesn’t take them out.

>>716012372 (OP)
>Aryans

>>716012859
You can bet we're coming for you.
We will burn your books again.

>>716012614
>>716012859
Larpers, true trans people are out there in the trenches grooming children through the education system

>>716012614
bluntly, speaking as a trans woman, we didnt need representation in Zelda
as much fun as it would be to have Hunter Schafer, I'm quite happy to see a classic style fairy tale romance sans politics

>>716013156
>woman

The bluebeard pirates lose again.

>>716012372 (OP)
The pendulum is gonna swing back in 3 years because everyone is gonna be sick of this conservative propaganda being pushed on everyone.

>>716012372 (OP)
They'd better dye his hair blond.

>>716013107
your president is a pedo groomer.

>>716013537
>Two normal White people playing video game characters that are White is “conservative propaganda”

>>716013537
>a white couple is now conservative propaganda
Someone has kikes in their brain that control them for life

There will be a scene where Zelda kisses Ganon, who is played by Idris Elba

>>716012372 (OP)
>TP Zelda
>OoT Link
Secondary pic, secondary thread
Kys retarded OP for not knowing the most basic shit

>>716012372 (OP)
>love each other
link is for fish women

>>716013610
>>716013619
Multiple polls taken showed people overwhelmingly approved of hunter being zelda.

>>716013586
So is the entire democratic party.
I'd say they probably engaged in it first and do it more often.
How do Obama's hot dogs with walnut sauce taste? How about a little Jimmy Saville?

>>716013637
No, there won't be.

>>716013674
reddit isn't people

>>716012372 (OP)
Instant flop.

>>716013647
Oh wait this is fucking poltard culturewar thread. Ffs 400 replies here we go

>>716013610
>>716013619
The left will wipe out the jews and their pet white goys. The entire world hates jews and we're willing to let in immigrants that arent brainwashed by jew propaganda like whites are.

>>716013842
hello saar

>>716013824
>attractive White people in the 3rd most globally famous video game IP behind Mario and Pokemon
Yeah I’m thinking 1 billion right off the bat, maybe 1.5 bil tops.


Detectice pikchi would have done a billion if they picked a handsome White male lead btw. He’ll even pick someone like fucking guy from stranger things or for crying out loud anyone but a Black especially Jayden smith

>>716013586
But not a tranny pedo groomer like you , he just fucks kids. You fuck kids AND cut their dicks off. You are not the same

>>716014441
He maybe fucks underage girls, not prepubescent children. There is a difference.

>>716013637
And then Lud (link chud) busts down the door with a noose and lynches Ganon while calling him slurs. A slow, black and white shot of Ganon's corpse sways while old negro spirituals play.

What if the true villains were the Hylians all along?

>>716014632
Well I guess technically speaking Epstein was a hebe not a pedo. But fucking a 14 year old is still fucking a child either way , we're civilized people not the Czech

>>716013580
Honestly it’s unnecessary

>/v/ genuinely defends rich elite pedos and human traffickers
I don't know man
I just don't know anymore

>>716014891
>He thinks /v/ is above supporting pedophilia and slavery
How new are you, exactly?

>>716012614
>>716012859
>Link! I found my family's jewels!

are A list actors even still a thing? seems like people care more about ecelebs these days

>>716013674
You understand Nintendo nor anyone of relevance ever even entertained the idea of Hunter being Zelda, right? The only person who said something was Hunter himself (that he’d “like to play her”) and then clickbait articles made it seem like he was actually an option Nintendo officially considered and not just a egoistical maniac expressing his own desires.

Btw Link and Zelda are almost always either kids or teenagers, maybe at their absolute oldest in their early 20s. Even if Hunter is was a real woman he’d still be too old.

>>716013648
based

>>716012372 (OP)
>aryan
>just a cuck slave for an incompetent kingdom that lets in dangerous foreign usurpers that kill half the kingdom

>>716015309
Woah, Link is LITERALLY me!

>>716014962
2011. Yeah yeah, I know Im a newfag. Lolicons were always a thing, but slavery shit was just a joke.
But like if in past there were concrete evidence of the top 0.1% being part of human trafficking and pedo rings, I doubt most of /v/, a Video Games board would have jumped in to defend them so adamantly.
It's just disappointing.

>>716012372 (OP)
21 and 16
It's SS time

>>716015483
>But like if in past there were concrete evidence of the top 0.1% being part of human trafficking and pedo rings
Pedowood and Epstein was a thing way before 2011, it just wasn't as mainstream because most people were under the thumb of MSM narratives and news cycles and dismissed all the mass rape and child abuse as a conspiracy.

Also , no dude we had more than just lolicons /b/ used to have cheese pizza threads that would stay up for hours. Older 4chan, even around 2011 was a lot more wild west than you think it was desu. Defending child rape wasn't even that up there

Who will play Malon?

>>716016108
A girl who can realistically work on a farm when considering her body and muscles.

>>716016108
Hopefully an Asian actress.

>>716016241
she did most of the farm work after all.
Her lazy father sure didn't do anything but sleep on the job.

>>716013680
Okay cool? Hang them all lmao.

>>716016263
>Those chinky eyes and that flat face
No thanks.
The only role an Asian woman should play is maybe Princess Ruto because bug eyes look kind of like fish eyes, and the flat face is fitting.

>>716016108
alexandra mammario i mean daddario i mean mammario i mean

>>716016423
Brown or roast?

>>716016364
That would be fine.

Malon will be played by a red haired Irish zoomer actress

>>716016531
wtf is that one about grape 5

>>716016531
>half baby treated better by others
what lmao. this is literally the opposite of reality.

>>716015309
saaar

I'm glad something this important is featuring two white people without any stupid identity shit, but it would have been really funny if hunter schafer played both parts

This Zelink thread did not at all go as the Zelinkslopper OP hoped it would kek

Still haven't forgiven you fucking troons for telling the world Samus is trans. I won't be sated until every last one of you is rotting in a ditch.

>>716016540
Sadie Sink?

>>716012372 (OP)
dude looks hyper gay

>>716012859
>MAGA alarmists
>trans genocide

>>716017036
t.Nigger

>>716016531
>he looks like a stereotypical weeb
weebbros is this true???

>>716016531
white man who would never weaken my genes to the point my son's future job is shoving dildos up his ass as a "trap" online for money.

>>716012372 (OP)
oy vey, the man should be black!

>>716012614
Derision is not hate and discrimination is necessary

>>716012372 (OP)
Evil fucking company

>>716013156
Fuck you. I'm a chud who hates your kind and even I idolize the ground Hunter Schafer walks on.
I say this as a chud, Hunter was perfect. Hunter was the PERFECT actress to play Zelda. She (yes she, most of the rest of you don't get the pronouns but I simp for she) is hot but, above all, actually has the statuesque features needed to sell the regal beauty, mysterious aura, quiet wisdom and royal elegance of Zelda. This was absolutely Hollywood dropping the ball indulging the anti-woke crowd while completely missing the entire point of why we started complaining about wokeness to begin with. Hunter being Zelda would not have been woke. Hunter looks more like Zelda probably than any other human being alive and can embody all the elements of Zelda flawlessly. You niggers heard our complaints, but got so used to dismissing us that you missed the entire damn point and went to far the other way when, actually, for once, the troon was ideal casting.

Congrates, you get to be the first person to be called a stupid troon and a transphobic chud simultaneously because I'm calling you both.

>>716012372 (OP)
Quit shilling this shit faggot. I'm not watching this crap.

>>716013586
d'uh
why do you think he was voted into office?

>>716017541
>tranny's first attempt at humor

>>716017541
I genuinely cannot tell if this is bait.

>>716013824
>>716013674
>>716013537
Dilate

>>716013537
>reaction to one heterosexual white couple in 2025

>>716017512
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>>716013648
OP posted the Hero of Time though, who loves dat firecrotch

>>716012614
Nobody owes transgender people anything
Nothing personal, nothing against you but you're not entitled to film roles just because you're victims

>>716013537
>We're gonna heckin win again because everyone is sick of what was the norm for at least 2000 years
Meds and dilate

>>716012372 (OP)
>Aryan
>No blonde hair and blue eyes combo
That a mutt, you mutt.

the Zelda actress is a democrat and supports trans people so I'm happy with it

>>716012372 (OP)
I think Ryan Gosling should've been Link. I don't know who that kid is but his face frightens me a bit

>>716012372 (OP)
>FAS link
Lol

>>716018895
Ryan Gosling is like 50

>>716018889
There's something uncanny about this

>>716018989
Yes, she looks like a weird elfperson.
Zelda is a weird elfperson.

>>716018989
skinny boy with male skeleton and bolted on silicone.
>>716019053
Zelda is a female elf person though. Not fitting.

>>716019159
Oh shit I fucked up that's the tranny isn't it?

>>716019159
Actually it's the eyes. It's like the eyes are telling me he isn't a woman. Everything about his face really.

>>716019356
>>716019304
>>716019053
>>716018989
>>716018889
Even after tens of thousands of dollars worth of surgery, shaving his male brow bone off, etc, and taking hormones, his male skeleton still shows through and immediately alerts men that he's not a woman.
Nature doing it's job as intended.

>>716019539
He could be a chad if he weren't diddled as a boy

>>716019539
I assumed the video was the same subject as the post talking about the actual actress. I will not make that mistake again. God damn I'm retarded

>>716019539
>>716019654
>>716019697
she's cute

>>716019654
He could unironically play Link.
That's the fucked up part.
The perfect actor for Link aethetically, is a trooned out faggot.
We are actually in Hell I think.

If they actually manage to turn this kid into OOT-TP Link aesthetically somehow it will be a hell of a feat.
Because they do not have a lot to work with there.

>>716019731
OH NO NO NO HUNTERSISTERS

>>716012372 (OP)
>Aryan male
>all the fanart are of him getting fucked in the ass by Ganon or cucked
Checks out

>>716019782
>haha link is an effeminate femboy am I right

Fuck off

>>716020016
saar please do not complete on the street

>>716012372 (OP)
There will be niggers, don't worry, and probably this faggot

>>716020060
He wouldn't be an effeminate femboy if he didn't get molested or whatever, that's the point. In a world where the faggot didn't troon out, he'd be a fitting Link.
How you got what you posted out of that is an anomaly.

>>716013537
In 3 years the West will likely be in Turbo Israel mode, or turbo anti-isreal mode. Either way you'll be forgotten at best or in the crossfire at worst.

>>716015292
link, I'd do the same,

>>716019782
Nice try tranny, but the only role this hideous dude could play accurately is Ganondorf, and only because of the identical nose, and not because he'd actually be a good actor.
Keep dreaming.