Thread 716013639

>Make one mistake
>Get banned for life

the speedrunning community is crazy

whats this nigga up to these days, kiwi tranny op?

>>716013639 (OP)
Cheating isn't a "mistake."

>>716013719
Why are you typing like you're ghetto?

>>716013931
chu mean homeboy?

>>716013931
>>716013970
dafuk timmy gunna do?

>>716013875
the mistake was getting caught

>>716013639 (OP)
>mistake

>>716013639 (OP)
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.

>>716013970
>>716014013
wiggers are the weebs of black culture.

>>716013639 (OP)
Trackmania speedrun community let back some of the cheaters after they apologized and sat out the ban. One of them didn't however and started using alts, got caught, and it happened multiple times and over such a long period of time the other cheaters got unbanned and started interacting with the community again.

Just apologize. And actually be sorry.
Then see if you get back, if you don't, then move on.

>banned for life
By who? Miyamoto's not going to take your gamecube away

>>716014412
Are you being stupid on purpose or do you have no idea what the subject matter of OPs pic is about?

>>716013639 (OP)
Imagine dedicating any time to this miserable excuse for a hobby

I WOULD REALLY PREFER IF YOU WERE QUIET

>>716014589
Yeah, just sit around on /v/ all day instead.

>8:00 PM CST
>OP's discord remembers to make the Chibi thread
Well, I guess I'm no better seeing as how I'm doing this rather than playing videogames. Kinda sad that this is most attractive thread to me at this very moment.

>>716014589
True but it is fun to watch. Can't imagine actually doing it though.

>>716013639 (OP)
I mean, it doesn't help that the only reason anyone knows him was because he wouldn't shut the fuck up on someone else's run on Tomba with zero insight on the game.

whats mr chibi doing now? how is the fella
did he ever recover

Troons arent known for their kindness and understanding

Why doesn't he start his own speed running community. The troons that run it will kill themselves in a few years tops, so there will be a autism power vacuum rip for taking.

>banned from speedrunning
How does that even work? I mean if you somehow manage to get the world record while banned and publish it or stream it. The world is still going to acknowledge you as the WR.
I assume people would give zero fucks if the people who banned you dont accept your runs.

>>716015082
its a circlejerk. the ppl who control the leaderboards are circlejerking losers
thats why wqqqqwrt made his own leaderboard where he held WR in a link to the past

>>716014479
>I like that jump!
I think he means there's nothing stopping you from booting up your game, recording a run and putting it on the internet. Bans can only extend to interacting with the community, no? I can't even imagine there isn't at least one website out there that would host your record runs even if you were verboten from attending trannylifedonequick

>>716013639 (OP)
deserved. once a cheater always a cheater.
same with liars. if you catch somebody in a lie once you can never trust them ever again.

>>716013639 (OP)
he's made... much more than one mistake lol.

>>716015591
sigh... I brought condoms just in case...

>>716013639 (OP)
People feared Chibi's rizz and that's really all there is to it. I'm tired of pretending there was any other reason.

>>716013639 (OP)
mistake, right.

>>716014589
The GDQ events that raise money for charity are good but otherwise it seems like a fruitless effort to endlessly play the same game over and over. I would go insane.

>>716015367
Of course a tranime faggot has no understanding of nuance and simply resorts to labels and woman think.

>>716019498
The irony in this post is staggering.

>>716013639 (OP)
>>Make one mistake
>>Get banned for life
this also happens irl

>>716015367
what waifu is that?

>>716013719
Not OP but I will oblige.
>He quit his $80K sales job to go to Japan
>It didn't work out
>Back in America
>Living with his brother
>Spent all his money on Switch 2
>Is broke.
>Plays bing bing wahoos all night
>Keeps waking his brother up
>Probably won't be living with his brother for much longer
>Got a job selling insurance
>Not paying the bills
>Skipping streams to do door dash orders to pay the bills

>>716013719
Of recent note it was discovered that he lied out of his ass and fabricated an entire story about his best friend of many years doing horrible shit to him, when in reality it was Chibi doing all of those things himself.

>>716013639 (OP)
>the speedrunning community is crazy
well yea, they're trannies

>>716013719
How sad is it when Kiwis are better people than Anons

>>716013639 (OP)
It's what happens when the community is ruled by belligerent leftist trannies. Same reason why the best smash melee player of all time recently got permabanned for just being tipsy next to a femoid on stream.

>>716014669
it is marginally less pathetic than trying and failing to be some kind of speedrunner eceleb

>>716015082
I think you vastly overestimate how much "the world" cares. The group of people who care about what the leaderboard says already contains >95% of the group of people who would give a shit about the record in the first place.

>>716021965
You only say that because youre a sharty actual incel zoomer who loses his mind everyday about cute and funny 2d art

>>716021628
He made it to japan? I thought JET told him to go fuck himself.

>>716023489
The dude somehow made it on national television as soon as he landed. Some lives are just touched.

>>716013639 (OP)
It’s like bodybuilding

Literally everyone cheats, but then they act offended at the idea
But at least fake nattys stick together, speedrun cheaters throw each other under the bus for clout
Reminder that Karl Jobst cheated at Goldeneye and only kept his records because he had online clout

People who apologize AFTER being caught are not sorry at all, a cheater will forever be a cheater.

>>716013639 (OP)
>mistake
a mistake would be accidentally doing something without any malice or bad intentions
stop calling "intentionally doing bad things" mistakes, they arent mistakes

>>716020892
He walked bob dylan up on stage

>>716022737

Not remotely the same thing.
Speedrunning is a sport. In any sport you have to follow the fucking rules. If you don't like it, don't play.

>>716021628
>>Got a job selling insurance
How do you get this?

>>716013639 (OP)
>mistake
nigga he chose to do something bad.

that's like comparing someone dropping a glass bottle to someone smashing a glass bottle over someones head

>>716015082
It won't because everyone in the world who does care uses the leaderboards. If you're not posted there then your run isn't verified and nobody will give a shit about you claiming the WR because they'll just assume you cheated in some way

How the fuck can you gossiping tards care about this 15 years later, why can't you just obsess over Sonic or something?

>>716023489
>>716021628
He didn't quit his job to go to Japan or was ever in the JET program. He does want to work in Japan, but he explicitly said several times that he was just going to visit for the particular trip where he ended up on TV.

>>716015082
Same way it works for any real sport. It doesn't matter whether or not you beat the record while unpersoned. The people that don't actively follow the sport will never know you did it because they'll only consult the "official" records. The people who do follow the sport will know you were already banned for cheating, so they'll ignore your claims about having a valid WR without even bothering to see if it is legit. Short of making your own alternate record-keeping site and attracting even a small population to it, your record dies with you.

>>716013931
ayo u finna sybau unc u cringe ahh craka :skull:

The person "accusing" him of cheating always seemed like such an autistic faggot too. Who talks and types like that?
God the speedrunning community should be fucking killed

>>716028960
>Why does this autistic community revolving around an autistic hobby have so many autists?

>>716014589
>/v/ - Videogames

>>716021628
>doing whatever the fuck he wants and going around the world doing odd jobs
i don't see the issue with this, is it really any different from wasting your life for goldstein? i think chibi is a faggot btw but really you're all fucking rats on a wheel

>>716013639 (OP)
Chibi should be banned from everything, he's vermin

>>716014589
New board banner dropped

>>716014669
Not as pathetic as spending months or years trying to shave one tenth of a second off level 3 of Super Duper Fart Bros or something

>>716013875
everything someone regrets doing is a mistake - you don't get to redefine words you cunt. fuck your mother and kys

>>716013639 (OP)
Speedrunning is essentially a bunch of cult mechanisms without a cult, allowing it to be rapidly hollowed out into an actual cult.

I get speedrunning to a certain extent. I think it can be fun to watch a world record run or to watch a showcase like a speedrunning marathon where they demo what's going on in the community for a specific game.

Who are the people watching people ATTEMPT speedruns, tho? Like I get if someone has a world record it being reviewed to make sure it wasn't cheated but who the fuck is tuning in to watch someone repeatedly fail at something they likely will never succeed at, anyway? Fuck Chibi, but the person calling him out is incredibly more autistic for even being tuned in to that stream. Go watch successful runs like a high-functioning autist jfc

>>716033141
some people have fun personalities. a lot of the time they will explain tricks and stuff to the audience. you get to see them progress and get better while you root for them and cheer them on. also watching a run itself evolve as people find new skips, and seeing your favorite runner react to new information, or even finding it themselves. if you're lucky you can be "there" when they actually achieve a record and witness it live.

>>716031147
No one deserves redemption especially not white males.

>>716013639 (OP)
>Get banned for life
Did he though? Most people aren't banned for life if they are caught cheating. As long as they admit, apologize and don't cheat, after some waiting period people usually forgive and let them join back in.

I've never seen a speedrunning community that truly bans someone forever.

A wise man once said
"There is no such thing as a punishment too harsh for cheating."

>>716013639 (OP)
He's reviewing anime now. Look up ChibiReviews on youtube.

>>716036860
Nah, i dont think i will.

>>716030986
not really

Cheating is punished less harshly than wrongthink. Most cheaters are welcomed back and given a chance to repent. Wrongthinkers are forever shunned with no second chances even if they humiliate themselves.

>>716037427
absolutely delusional nigger, cheaters are always treated like scum in every single place they appear, specially so if there's money on the line. Cheaters get banned for life in traditional sports and esports, casinos and any type of competition. You live in delulu land lil bro

>>716013639 (OP)
cheaters can get fucked

>>716021965
>better people
Kiwis are like 80%(maybe more) femoids and troons

>>716021315
the worst Azuma

>>716020892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF_Ca45JRFs

>>716021168
Based
She looks like a nice slampig to fuck

>>716015367
Literally every single human who's over 10 years old has lied at least once

>>716021628
>quit his $80K sales job
how did he had one to begin with

>>716036860
Nah Chibi is a Chad fuck off

>>716021628
KWAB I wouldve thought he'd wind up homeless in japan and anhero, or worse be the Clown of Japan after showing his ass crack on the news/gameshows.
>>716013639 (OP)
>speedrunning community is crazy
idk whats worse dealing with troons all day or dealing with autists that give you a hard time for some of the dumbest reasons. used to be a part of the Star fox community years ago and had one of the top runners give me a hard time about a post I made about the US post service taking forever to deliver an order I made. I shit you not the admin told me afterward to ignore him as he gives everyone a hard time, iirc he is no longer a mod but he is still around

>>716028829
Anyone with an opinion worth something knows who has the WR, though that's little solace given it's such a minority of people that care that much.

I remember when he was buddies with BigAl2k6 back in the day.

>>716015335
If you really were just speedrunning for the joy of it, you wouldn't feel the need to cheat in the first place. Which means that if someone is to cheat, they do it for an external gain which a ban effectively prevents them from seeking out.
The weird thing about Chibi is that it seems like that extenral gain is to get his dick wet, and he's just constantly making misguided attempts on the least appropriate arenas available.

>>716014669
Think about this. Imagine you have a girlfriend - I know, I know. Try. Now consider the two scenarios.

>hey babe I like to spend 3-5 hours a day arguing with faggots on the internet, sometimes about videogames
Yikes. Cringe. But you can come back from this, or justify it; show her your brilliant arguments about inane shit and she might even be impressed. You could also just not tell her, ever, and she probably wouldn't really notice. It's a weird quirk and she won't like it, but so long as you aren't shitposting 24/7 she'll tolerate it if she likes you.

>hey babe I like to spend 8 hours a day, every day, hunched over my desk, playing the same fucking game over and over again, while occasionally screaming in frustration, to an audience of about one dozen people
It's over. She won't tolerate this. Either you don't have a job, or you're spending all your free time doing this gay shit she doesn't give a fuck about (instead of paying attention to her). There's no hiding it. Women already hate bideo and this sort of crap is why. You have become the caricature that twitter thots complain about. What the fuck is your problem, anyway?

>>716028960
Certainly he could've used tact to determine there was a better place to confront Chibi about it than his Twitch stream, but that doesn't change the cheating.

>>716042251
>Imagine you have a girlfriend
fuck off normie

>>716013639 (OP)
>mistake
cheating in sports undermines the integrity of the entire scene, same goes for speed-running games.

>>716013931
"Nigga" was casually used on 4chan while you were still in your dad's balls

He may be a pedo and groomer, but hes had much sex and prior relationships, hes won, no excuses at all /v/

>>716043306
Running around like a dog and sniffing every butt you see is a surefire way to have a lot of sex at the detriment of your social standing. Normal people manage to have sex without getting an ED-article in the process.

>>716040994
Probably because he didn't say stupid shit like "how did he had one"

>>716014589
Imagime doing that AND caring about what a "community" of terminally socially isolated faggots and troons thinks about you. Speedtrooning is quadrplegia with extra steps, a fate worse than death.

>>716019328
>charity
Anon, I...

>>716043640
>Running around like a dog and sniffing every butt you see is a surefire way to have a lot of sex
What's stopping incels then?

>>716013639 (OP)
>the speedrunning community is crazy
only in bing bing wahoo speedrun, you won't see shit like this in souls speedrun

>>716044364
Fear.
Getting laid is easy if you don't give a fuck about anything and have no self respect.

>>716044135
I can't tell if this is AI or a real picture.

>>716014589
I used to speedrun a game with a friend a decade ago. It was fun. Never was interested in doing speedrunning alone, it's really not suprising they troon out

>>716031147
Glad you accept the circumstances of your birth.

>>716013931
u a tard

>>716026929
Who the fuck are you

>>716021168
When did Paul Dano transition?

>>716046659
I'M YOUR PROM DATE YOU UGLY SACK OF SHIT

>>716013931
WE

>>716013639 (OP)
Did he actually cheat?

>>716047523
Yeah it was proven by people who are even more autistic then he is that shit was spliced footage.

>>716013639 (OP)
Leave Chibi alone you jerks! All he does is try his absolute best to be entertaining and bring happiness to people's lives. I'm not sure what you guys problem is with me but you should really back off. He doesn't deserve to be treated that way.

>>716021965
You kiwitroons are not humans.

>>716044569
XD

>>716013639 (OP)
In the end, Chibi didn't like that jump

>>716033141
>the person calling him out is incredibly more autistic for even being tuned in to that stream
the guy found a skip and found out that chibi was going to attempt it so he watched, simple as

>>716013639 (OP)
>would leave the couch after multiple runs
>caught cheating live in a run
>caught sexting underage girls on discord
>was banned from conventions because he uploaded his nudes to the convention discord
>threw his only irl friend under the bus for social media clout
>didn't attend family Thanksgiving because his brother brought a gf
>threw a tantrum at magnet therapy and was banned
>was disqualified from a team randomizer event because he wouldn't communicate with his teammates
where does one mistake come from

>>716040994
His mother's paralegal connections

>>716043306
>>716044135
why does chibis discord keep posting this when we know the Asian girl was his sponsor who arranged his accommodation.

>>716013639 (OP)
isn't this the guy who showed his asscrack on japanese tv and sent dick pics to a kid?

>>716050948
Yes

>>716013931
Americans worship niggers so much they think ebonics sounds cool.

>>716044135
>Fly to Japan
>Still spend time near a mentally unstable white woman
jesus

>>716021628
imagine getting doordashed by chibi himself
I would leave a review in the app, (if that's how it works, I've never used them)
>he delivered so fast I accuse him of cheating

>>716013639 (OP)
>cheat
>be known as cheater
woah.................!!!!!

>>716051737
Does he deliver in cosplay?

>>716013639 (OP)
>do a speedrun
>invite a professional speedrunner with autistic knowledge of the game who did several TASes of said game
>blatantly cheat while they're watching
>get caught
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE

>>716013639 (OP)
Speedtrannies always hated him for being good-looking.

>>716052183
It’s more than that too. Malleo invented the trick lol what was Chibi thinking.

>>716013931
SORRY SIR! I'LL USE /pol/ APPROVED SPEECH!!!!

>>716014918
Very intolerant bunch, no?

>>716047817
From what i saw in a video it wasnt a spliced footage but a tool that forced the double jump even when he didnt meet the requirements for it.

>>716023739
The made it on national television and after 30 seconds showed his fat buttcrack to all of japan too

>>716057302
>but a tool that forced the double jump even when he didnt meet the requirements for it.
why are you here if you don't play videogames you fucking retarded tripfaggot
it was L to levitate the most common hack in existance