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Anonymous No.716041785 >>716041793 >>716042562 >>716042849 >>716043118 >>716044565 >>716044881 >>716045557 >>716054346 >>716056694 >>716056861 >>716056864 >>716058383 >>716059913 >>716060982 >>716063580 >>716064810 >>716064985 >>716065203 >>716077983 >>716078084 >>716080961 >>716084969 >>716085826 >>716087134 >>716089503
>nintendo
>everyone is treated well and employees like working there
>every other vidya dev
>soul crushing work
>retarded bosses
>owners are business people who don't know or love vidya
>ridiculous crunch
>regular layoffs

how does nintendo do what no other dev can?
Anonymous No.716041793 >>716041831 >>716041871 >>716041981 >>716041995 >>716045845 >>716061158 >>716079040 >>716085838
>>716041785 (OP)
Anonymous No.716041831 >>716041962 >>716041981 >>716057695 >>716061158 >>716065232 >>716081612
>>716041793
Anonymous No.716041871 >>716041905 >>716042175 >>716042275 >>716043284 >>716045762 >>716050997 >>716061551 >>716063873 >>716081585 >>716086005
>>716041793
>Nintendo Japan is a sausage fest

kek, fags
Anonymous No.716041905 >>716067427
>>716041871
Just ask those western devs how great its been having diversity hire women, trannies and browns shitting up all of their studios.
Anonymous No.716041962 >>716061414 >>716063407 >>716083020
>>716041831
why are there so many disabled employees in NoA?
Anonymous No.716041976 >>716042174 >>716042315 >>716043760 >>716045032 >>716056541 >>716063729 >>716081729 >>716087460
They also make games that are graphically 2 generations behind the pack, dont have AA until dlss came along and are aimed at toddlers instead of adults.

So, unless you want cdpr or rockstar making 480p games at 25fps with no AA to toddlers Im not sure it can be replicated.
Anonymous No.716041981 >>716043284
>>716041793
>>716041831
>noj has the least women and the least "disabled" people
hmmmmm
Anonymous No.716041995 >>716042023
>>716041793
Women should beat kaizo Mario in 24 hours first
If they can't, they don't get the job
Anonymous No.716042023
>>716041995
Forget kaizoshit just see if they can beat SMB1 without warp zones. That should be the whole interview.
Anonymous No.716042174 >>716042627
>>716041976
>can't you see we need labor analogous to slavery to churn out our photorealistic slop
Anonymous No.716042175 >>716042698 >>716078713
>>716041871
you don't want to work with women
Anonymous No.716042275
>>716041871
And they are all bros.
That wouldn't work with women
Anonymous No.716042315
>>716041976
>So, unless you want cdpr or rockstar making 480p games at 25fps with no AA to toddlers Im not sure it can be replicated.
But you hate those games
Anonymous No.716042423
Retards trying to spin this as a bad thing somehow are really fucking desperate.
Anonymous No.716042562 >>716046020 >>716056729
>>716041785 (OP)
The switch $750
Switch games $90
Have fun with baby shit games. We will see who laughs when you have no country
Anonymous No.716042627 >>716045112 >>716045918
>>716042174
also its very expensive for consumers
nintendos games are very cheap to produce since they're short and low fidelity but they cost AAA +
So as a nintendo customer you're paying new max price for very short experiences that an adult finishes in 12h, since the system is locked down there is no gamepass or epic free games or steam sales and so on.
Your only option is buying another expensive game.
Anonymous No.716042698 >>716042929 >>716084020
>>716042175
I do and have had less issues with them than the boomer men in my office
Anonymous No.716042849 >>716043916 >>716044359
>>716041785 (OP)
Japs have traditionally a strict hierarchy where order and structure are valued which results in a good product.
Meanwhile muttified studio's consist of a clusterfuck of retarded diversity hires with no actual talent or skills while having no leadership or management.
Anonymous No.716042929
>>716042698
good for you. that's not everywhere true
Anonymous No.716042982 >>716043036 >>716061853 >>716072214
And Japan had an election last week and they voted in more parties that want to control immigration, the future is looking bright for Nintendo and Japan.
Anonymous No.716043036 >>716043864
>>716042982
yeah, they just need to regularly cull all their retirees since theres no one take care of them
Anonymous No.716043118
>>716041785 (OP)
They don't acquire and then shut down companies either.
Anonymous No.716043284
>>716041871
>>716041981
Japan has the actual programmers and there are very few women interested in those roles. US is marketing and such.
Anonymous No.716043760 >>716044396
>>716041976
>graphically 2 generations behind
Thus they have to have talented artists to compensate for that with artstyle and optimisation, instead of forcing indian slaves to model every hair on Aloy's face because fuck it, PS5 can handle it.
>dont have AA
Doesn't change anything during development, if your engine supports AA you can just enable or disable it.
>aimed at toddlers
Look at this mature gaymer playing adult games for adults only.
>480p games at 25 fps with no AA to toddlers
Rockstar put GTA 5 on X360 and it was exactly that
Anonymous No.716043864
>>716043036
one of the parties that got elected wants to do that by taking making the terminally ill pay for their own hospice care and doctor treatments kek
Anonymous No.716043916 >>716044006
>>716042849
>diversity hires
You know that's a front and it's more rich CEO and shareholder assholes being greedy
Anonymous No.716044006
>>716043916
>both are at fault
No shit sherlock
Anonymous No.716044359 >>716044505 >>716087454
>>716042849
Strict hirearchy leads to stagnation and broken chain of responsibility, so it's also not ideal.
The biggest problem with western system is not that it's flexible, it's that one of the core systems that we need to keep it working, ability to call retards out for what they are, is broken. We used to have teams made out of the best of the best, but nowadays it's racist, sexist and transophobic.
Anonymous No.716044396
>>716043760
It's not a real game unless I can see the pores and fuzz on everyone's face Anon.
Anonymous No.716044505
>>716044359
Well, yea, there is simply no quality control as there is no clear goal they have to strive towards.
It all comes down to mismanagement in the end.
Anonymous No.716044565
>>716041785 (OP)
Compare the salary of the CEO's at Nintendo to any big US gaming company.
Anonymous No.716044881
>>716041785 (OP)
Does Japan also have that idea that shareholders are the actual clients or is that an american thing?
Anonymous No.716045032 >>716056618
>>716041976
If you care about graphics you are a fake gamer.
Anonymous No.716045089
I'm more curious about how those big companies make billion of millions a year, yet they can't afford to keep merely a few hundred of employees.
Their profits can allow them to keep the employees for the next 30 years.
Anonymous No.716045112 >>716045141 >>716045168
>>716042627
The difference is that Nintendo is the only one running a sustainable business while almost everyone else is just riding bubble after bubble until they collapse.
Anonymous No.716045141 >>716045260 >>716045514
>>716045112
at the expense of the end user
Anonymous No.716045168
>>716045112
This
Why try to fix something that isnt broken?
Anonymous No.716045260 >>716045447
>>716045141
When the game companies fuck up and run themselves into the ground and out of business the end user ends up with no products anyway
Anonymous No.716045372 >>716045505 >>716045516 >>716057005 >>716084465
Japan has honor culture and America, Europe and other first world countries do not
In Japanese gaming unless you're famous director or senior, you can't just leave your company, you get blacklisted
In america and europe gen z are schizo and lazy, its why nobody wants to hire gen z with employment gaps and tenures at companies lasting less than a year
Anonymous No.716045447 >>716057698
>>716045260
tendies will be the first to rush buying game renting time over the internet from nintendo to ensure no piracy happens
Anonymous No.716045505
>>716045372
>Aadesh Singh
Anonymous No.716045514
>>716045141
>the last company to not succumb to microtransactions
lol
Anonymous No.716045516
>>716045372
>americans and yuros
Please dont lump us in with ameritards.
Anonymous No.716045557 >>716045643 >>716045797 >>716082179
>>716041785 (OP)
>be average salaryman in japan
>die of exhaustion for doing 23 hour shifts for 20 years
>boss will still demand to be on time tomorrow
>retards on the internet think working for nintendo is like going to disneyland
Anonymous No.716045643
>>716045557
This mentality is not so strange considering americans think Japan is the bastion of civilization.
Anonymous No.716045762 >>716046067 >>716049461
>>716041871
>Well...
Anonymous No.716045780 >>716045892
Do they still lock devs in the office for crunch periods and call it Mario Time?
Anonymous No.716045797 >>716046006
>>716045557
Nintendo is apparently not "japanese average", just like Kyoani. They have reasonable work hours (still tough tho), good pay and a culture of constant self-improvement.
Anonymous No.716045845
>>716041793
Japanese Nintendo develops games, and being a programmer is a highly male skewed job.

NoA and NoE produce no games, they merely publish them, localize them and organize marketing events and shit.
Anonymous No.716045892 >>716045982
>>716045780
>In those days, Miyamoto would come to us at 11 PM, after he finished all of his board-member work, and say, β€œIt’s Mario time.” At that point, we’d start a planning meeting that would run until 2 AM. At that point, Miyamoto would go home, leaving us with the words, β€œYou should return home soon, for your health.” Over the next two or three hours, we’d write the game design documents and summarize the instructions for our artists and programmers.

>It was the craziest crunch time that I’ve ever experienced in my development career. But if the God of Games was working so much, could we give up? Miyamoto had incredible stamina.
Anonymous No.716045918
>>716042627
The best option is to buy all Nintendo consoles second hand and pirate their games.
Anonymous No.716045982 >>716046078
>>716045892
When was this story? Sounds like the early days if Miyamoto was this hands on.
Anonymous No.716046006 >>716048075 >>716064124
>>716045797
I thought KyoAni was burned to the ground by some schizo lucky star fan?
Anonymous No.716046020
>>716042562
Imagine resorting to lies because you don't have any more things to throw at Nintendo lmao. Seethe more faggot.
Anonymous No.716046067 >>716056417
>>716045762
When are they gonna fix princess peach games performance?
Anonymous No.716046078 >>716046352
>>716045982
During the development of the Mario 64 DS port of all things.
Anonymous No.716046352
>>716046078
Kek wtf? For that slop?
Anonymous No.716048075 >>716050679 >>716064208
>>716046006
Not all of it, and they seem to have recovered the business side for the most part. Though judging by who was in the building that day, there is a distinct possibility that we might've lost a new season of Haruhi in that fire.
And it wasn't a Lucky Star fan, it was some schizo who thought they stole his ideas.
Anonymous No.716049461
>>716045762
>we want to add women to our board
>"what made you go with women?"
>we just have to hire women
this is how industries collapse
Anonymous No.716050578
Hal also revealed how new employees receive two tests during their training. They're
>creating a level taking into account enemy placement
>create a minigame
Anonymous No.716050679
>>716048075
>judging by who was in the building that day, there is a distinct possibility that we might've lost a new season of Haruhi in that fire

So nothing of value was lost.
Anonymous No.716050997
>>716041871
Bros b4 hoes.
Anonymous No.716052959
>This makes anons here mad
What causes this illness?
Anonymous No.716054346
>>716041785 (OP)
>>everyone is treated well and employees like working there
you are either lying out of your ass or know nothing about japanese culture, where employee loyalty is expected and anyone who quits for any reason is viewed as a traitor by society
Anonymous No.716056417 >>716056598
>>716046067
They fixed, just play on switch 2.
Anonymous No.716056541
>>716041976
>So, unless you want cdpr or rockstar making 480p games at 25fps with no AA to toddlers Im not sure it can be replicated.
I thought you losers loved GTA IV and Cyberpunk?
Anonymous No.716056598
>>716056417
Anon, that's what I'm talking about
It still runs terribly because it's optimised for the original switch, it doesn't even get to 30fps most of the time
Anonymous No.716056618 >>716056823 >>716057215 >>716057743 >>716060136 >>716078831 >>716080425
>>716045032
Anonymous No.716056694
>>716041785 (OP)
By being hyper jews
Anonymous No.716056729 >>716056764
>>716042562
Lol imagine paying $90 for a Monkey Go Jump Jump game.
Anonymous No.716056764 >>716056924
>>716056729
Why did you reply to yourself, Eric?
Anonymous No.716056823 >>716056924
>>716056618
That's the worst analogy I've ever seen on this site by far, and this counts food and car analogies.
Anonymous No.716056861
>>716041785 (OP)
Don't forget when Nintendo was doing badly, Iwata and the executives took pay cuts instead of firing people.
Which you almost never see in capitalism.
No wonder nintendo is successful.
Anonymous No.716056864 >>716083835
>>716041785 (OP)
Its almost like corporations in Japan don't have the CEO put half the company profits into his own pocket and simultaneously treat workers like shit til they quit just so they can underpay a replacement and the CEO can put even more money into his own pocket.
Anonymous No.716056924 >>716057209 >>716058028 >>716074304
>>716056764
You have already chosen your pitiful end
>>716056823
You have already chosen your pitiful end
Anonymous No.716057005
>>716045372
Jewish hands wrote this post
Anonymous No.716057209 >>716078339
>>716056924
We Nintendo fans have already chosen our beautiful new era.
Anonymous No.716057215
>>716056618
This author of this inane analogy uses upscaling by the way.
Anonymous No.716057695
>>716041831
>Length of service
They make it sound like a military instead of a corporation
Anonymous No.716057698
>>716045447
Again for the nth time faggot.... Wii U
Anonymous No.716057743
>>716056618
imagine writing such a retarded analogy and then screenshotting it and reposting it.
Anonymous No.716058028
>>716056924
pathetic faggot
Anonymous No.716058383
>>716041785 (OP)
that's why all they make is slop now
they aren't actually competitive or innovative
it's only wagies clocking in day in and out until they get their seniority bonuses and promotions
Anonymous No.716058512 >>716059687 >>716083032
>Nintendo treats its staff well but its consumers like garbage
oh my science this is so hecking wholesome and really benefits me!
Anonymous No.716059687 >>716059762 >>716082802
>>716058512
Nintendo needs to die
Anonymous No.716059762 >>716060081 >>716060585
>>716059687
No it doesn't, Eric.
Anonymous No.716059913
>>716041785 (OP)
oh so they keep the washed up mediocre talent instead of kicking them to curb and getting real talent and thats why all the games suck
Anonymous No.716060081 >>716060324
>>716059762
Yes it does, shithead.
Anonymous No.716060136 >>716060506
>>716056618
Except Nintendo games are perfectly readable :)
Anonymous No.716060324 >>716060585
>>716060081
Why are you so mean, Eric?
Anonymous No.716060506 >>716060574 >>716060941 >>716074304
>>716060136
You have already chosen your pitiful end
Anonymous No.716060574
>>716060506
We have already chosen our beautiful new era.
Anonymous No.716060585 >>716060708
>>716059762
>>716060324
Anonymous No.716060708
>>716060585
You are Eric.
Also, please stop invading the /smbg/ threads to complain about my Pauline III theory.
Anonymous No.716060941
>>716060506
The comparison is retarded on the face of it. Low res graphics don't make a game 'unreadable' in that book analogy.
Anonymous No.716060982
>>716041785 (OP)
is that why nintendo take like 8 years to make games now
Anonymous No.716061158
>>716041831
>>716041793
So many disabled and "women" in NoA
Anonymous No.716061208 >>716061446
I swear the shitpost prices of the Switch 2 and it's games just keeps getting higher
Anonymous No.716061414
>>716041962
probably counting stuff like autism, depression, etc
Anonymous No.716061446
>>716061208
Well hey, that's Eric for you.
Anonymous No.716061551
>>716041871
cause Japan has all their game devs which skews heavily male
Anonymous No.716061853
>>716042982
those parties also campaigned heavily on curbing rising living costs
Anonymous No.716062664 >>716083252 >>716083650
I don't understand the mindset of a Tendie.
$900 for a shitty handheld that's less powerful than my phone.
$120 for a remake of a 10 year old game.
And they slurp it up like a faggot at a sperm bank.
Are Tendies worse than Apple sheep?
Anonymous No.716063171 >>716063357 >>716063948
Japanese work culture is far more commital than other countries.
I can only imagine what Nintendo must be like. You will not see your family often.
Anonymous No.716063201 >>716083332
Explains why it takes 8 years to make a barebones platformer. These guys just sit around all day doing fuck all. They probably have a one moon/korok/banana a day quota, that would explain all the bloat in these games.
Anonymous No.716063357
>>716063171
>You will not see your family often.
That's a good thing. Then you get to bang Sung Lee in the broom closet after hours.
Anonymous No.716063407 >>716063535
>>716041962
If you have depression or an anxiety disorder, you're "disabled"
It's very easy to get considered disabled nowadays.
Anonymous No.716063535 >>716080757
>>716063407
Just how much can you get for that?
Anonymous No.716063580 >>716064039 >>716064219 >>716064365
>>716041785 (OP)
Literally unironically because everybody who Nintendo hires is required to have hobbies other than video games.
On the other hand, the competition is staffed by socially maladjusted fanboys, and management loves that because fanboys will happily work for long hours and shit pay. Management cares a lot less that the products that those fanboys produce are insipid slop, but then management has complete contempt for the entire line of business as anything other than a line item on a spreadsheet to begin with.
Anonymous No.716063658 >>716066087
Cause Nintendo has been in business for like 130 years or something. They're a cultural institution in Japan. The owners of Nintendo are giant Japanese trusts whose purpose is to ensure the company is never overrun by foreign investors who will make Nintendo stop operating in the interests of Japanese people.
Anonymous No.716063729
>>716041976
>They also make games that are graphically 2 generations behind the pack, dont have AA until dlss came along
Good.
Anonymous No.716063873 >>716064079 >>716064127
>>716041871
This, wtf icky
Shit needs more diversity asap
Anonymous No.716063948
>>716063171
>You will not see your family often.
Nintendo is not a black company. The horror stories you hear about long hours in Japan are specific types of sweatshop companies. Other, long-established companies like Nintendo take very good care of their employees because they hire people with the intention of cultivating a lifetime employee who likes what they do.
Anonymous No.716064039 >>716064669
>>716063580
>Literally unironically because everybody who Nintendo hires is required to have hobbies other than video games.
What the kinda dreck is that? Maybe that explains why they hate gamers so much.
Anonymous No.716064079
>>716063873
14 years old.
Project manager.
LMAO
Anonymous No.716064124
>>716046006
One of three KyoAni studios burned down, and killed a lot of staff that were in the building, but that isn't even close to destroying the company completely. It just majorly set them back because they lost some important materials not to mention very important staff members in that fire. They've made a few shows since the fire happened, have one airing this season in fact.
Anonymous No.716064127
>>716063873
It pisses me off that women get these jew daycare jobs so easily while men who do real work get a pittance.
Anonymous No.716064208
>>716048075
Haruhi wasn't going to happen. The main VA was in an orgy scandal (and didn't fuck the bassist) and the author never finished the books either.
Anonymous No.716064219
>>716063580
Because β€œhead canon, head canon, snoy, Eric, they are able perfect company without flaws! They are my friends!”
Anonymous No.716064365
>>716063580
What if your hobby is jerking off to big ass Latina porn?
Anonymous No.716064669 >>716064793
>>716064039
You get more diverse ideas when you do stuff other than just playing videogames. They don't want creativity to be in a feedback loop.
Anonymous No.716064793
>>716064669
>for the last decade have just been remaking their old games with gimmicks tacked on
Where's that fabled creativity from non-gamers?
Anonymous No.716064810
>>716041785 (OP)
Most companies in any industry don't care about turnover. They can just fill the market with jeets.
Anonymous No.716064985
>>716041785 (OP)
The people who are in Nintendo are usually uniquely talented individuals who want to be there and they already have a process that works.
They suffered in the NES/SNES era so everyone afterward could thrive.
Anonymous No.716065203 >>716066193 >>716066230 >>716067713
>>716041785 (OP)
Nintendo is probably the only video game developer/publisher with its budget range that also actually wants to be a video game developer/publisher

The developer -> manager -> executive pipeline at Nintendo is also very unique in this regard, they don't allow you into the upper spheres there unless you actually fucking like video games and you have at least a little bit of number crunching experience, Furukawa came out of nowhere seemingly but he's still been with the company since 1994 and him becoming president was a very natural choice and something he's undoubtedly earned after Iwata's death

Note that Iwata spent most of his time as Nintendo's upper-management wishing he were still a code monkey and making Balloon Fight tier games
Anonymous No.716065232 >>716077620
>>716041831
>Japanese women at Nintendo don't take childcare leave
Grim
Anonymous No.716066087
>>716063658
Exactly. Nintendo is pretty much a cultural heritage site at this point. They survived global wars, market crashes, and the rise and fall of multiple tech eras. You can’t overstate how much Japanese corporate culture values legacy and long-term stability over short-term international investor appeasement. That’s why their decisions seem weird from a Western perspective-they’re playing a way longer game, and they don’t care if it doesn’t make sense to Reddit analysts or Twitter critics.
Anonymous No.716066193
>>716065203
>Iwata spent most of his time as Nintendo's upper-management wishing he were still a code monkey
Say what you will about his blue ocean policy, the man was the sort of person I'd want in charge of a video game company.
Anonymous No.716066230
>>716065203
>Furukawa came out of nowhere seemingly but he's still been with the company since 1994 and him becoming president was a very natural choice and something he's undoubtedly earned after Iwata's death
Did he though? How has nintendo been ever since he took over, huh?
Anonymous No.716067427 >>716070017
>>716041905
>Western dev studios are/were filled with chauvinistic white supremacists

This is funny in so many levels.
Anonymous No.716067518 >>716068881 >>716072460
Anonymous No.716067713
>>716065203
>they don't allow you into the upper spheres there unless you actually fucking like video games
Explain Shunto "EUfag jewing retard bean-counter" Furukawa then. Dude doesn't get video games at fucking ALL.

> him becoming president was a very natural choice and something he's undoubtedly earned after Iwata's death
No lmao, dude got it for being jewed faggot bean-counter from the fucking EU.
Anonymous No.716068881 >>716069881
>>716067518
post fuck nintendo 6
Anonymous No.716069881 >>716070505
>>716068881
Anonymous No.716070017
>>716067427
Why did all the incels suddenly become too stupid to make videogames?
Anonymous No.716070505
>>716069881
HOLLY KEK
Anonymous No.716071741 >>716072593
Nintendo, unlike most of the videogame industry, has long-term thinking.

When they were struggling during the Wii U era they could have easily just started porting their games to other platforms to make some quick profit, like Xbox, but they didn't and now everyone buys a Switch for its exclusive software.

There are honestly so many examples of this. Nintendo pioneered digital presentations even though everyone gave them shit for doing it at first, they didn't overhire people during the pandemic, they're planning a whole ass building right now for game development.
It's impressive.
Anonymous No.716072214 >>716082062
>>716042982
Except Japan is already one of the most xenophobic nations with incredibly restrictive immigration policies. Only 3% of their population is comprised of foreigners. How the hell can they be even more restrictive to them? That doesn't even make sense.
Anonymous No.716072460 >>716074181
>>716067518
How many of those you have?
Legit curious, does it go up to fuck nintendo 100?
Anonymous No.716072593 >>716080696 >>716081307
>>716071741
Their goign to look real stupid doing alll that when there porting games to Steam in three years after the Shitch 2 fails
Anonymous No.716074181 >>716074304
>>716072460
You have already chosen your pitiful end
Anonymous No.716074304 >>716076276
>>716056924
>>716060506
>>716074181
Can you tell us more about this supposed "pitiful end" we've apparently chosen, by the way?
Note that this does not mean I'm asking you to just repeat "You have already chosen your pitiful end" another time like a broken record.
Anonymous No.716076276 >>716078087
>>716074304
You have already chosen your pitiful end
Anonymous No.716077620
>>716065232
>Having childcare leave in a country whose fetish is work
Imagine, they want you training that little shit while you work.
Anonymous No.716077983
>>716041785 (OP)
This is true. I pay a yearly employee-retention subscription that Nintendo sells.
Anonymous No.716078084
>>716041785 (OP)
The shareholders that buy nintendo stock KNOW what it's a long term investment.
And/or under constant surveilance of the yakuza, so they can't demand nintendo explosive growth (tm) that the other studios are under.
Anonymous No.716078087
>>716076276
what the dog doin'
Anonymous No.716078339
>>716057209
Pauline Jr bro was right in a way if the theory that OG Pauline is actually Pauline Senior is correct
Anonymous No.716078713
>>716042175
Being a jerk is gender neutral.
I had to do physically heavy task for a womanager but it was without the passive aggressive pettiness of my other msnager, a dude who used to work for a big insurance company.
Anonymous No.716078831
>>716056618
It's more like you bought a perfectly good and legible paperback but started pissing and shitting and crying it wasn't bound in leather and handwritten in gold dusted ink by a monk scribe
Anonymous No.716079040
>>716041793
>Nintendo (Japan)
>Nintendo of the United States
>European Nintendo
>Nintendo Australia
Every one of these names are formatted differently.
Anonymous No.716080425 >>716081401
>>716056618
Honestly that analogy fits way more with horrendous "remakes" like the Demons Souls one on PS5, the font is fucking awful, the art style is beyond fucked and soulless, random minorities added all over the place for no reason etc.
Anonymous No.716080696
>>716072593
Anon the Switch 2 is the fastest selling console in human history, no nigger cope can negate that.
Anonymous No.716080757
>>716063535
Not much, if anything. You only get gibs if you have a disability that prevents you from working. being an autistic sperg doesn't count for that.
t. autistic sperg
Anonymous No.716080961
>>716041785 (OP)
Nintendo's evil but they're Hank Scorpio while almost everyone else is Mr. Burns
Anonymous No.716081307
>>716072593
Steam is fucked too with the leaked ps6 specs, it's gonna be playstation nation
Anonymous No.716081401
>>716080425
You have already chosen your pitiful end
Anonymous No.716081467 >>716082930
>MY corporation is better than yours: The thread
Anonymous No.716081585
>>716041871
women never do any actual work
Anonymous No.716081612
>>716041831
>20% of women working at nintendo australia leave every year
this is a very silly number unless they have almost no female workers
Anonymous No.716081729 >>716086887
>>716041976
Anything more graphically intensive than what the Switch can handle is a negative. Why do you think non-Nintendo games have yellow paint everywhere? It's because the visuals are TOO impressive and people can't naturally understand where to go without the help of yellow paint.

Instead of using that extra power to make games marginally prettier, devs should focus on using that power to up the amount of enemies, improve the AI, and add more systems like temperature or accurately simulated water.
Anonymous No.716081914 >>716082743
The only noteworthy games Nintendo has put out in the last decade are Zelda botw and Zelda totk.
Anonymous No.716082062
>>716072214
They let in 100k pajeets and the anti-immigrant party went from 1.7 million votes to 7.5 million votes overnight, coming in with more votes than the Communists and Progressives combined.
Anonymous No.716082179
>>716045557
Americans work, on average, more hours than the Japanese do on average. Sure, you can say Japan has a lot of hours uncounted, but the same could be said for America.
Anonymous No.716082743
>>716081914
Mario Kart 8 is the 5th best selling game of all ti-
>Came out 11 years ago now
FUCK

Smash Ultimate, Animal Crossing New Horizons, Splatoon 1 - 3, Mario Odyssey, and Mario Wonder are all notable too.
Anonymous No.716082802
>>716059687
fuck off, xbox needs to fucking die already
Anonymous No.716082930
>>716081467
Why does your corporation sucks anon?
Anonymous No.716083020
>>716041962
obesity
Anonymous No.716083025
boomer men are either the most important SMEs in the department (especially in engineering) or literally more retarded and obnoxious than the average office woman. The really bad ones can barely send an email, immediately derail any discussion, fuck up extremely badly in front of the customer and blow up opportunities, and then act indignant if you ask them to get their shit together. They act like spoiled rotten faggots. TBD cant come soon enough.
Anonymous No.716083032
>>716058512
No one defends the legal/business sides of Nintendo. Everyone loves the developers at Nintendo. Well, sometimes the devs do retarded things like ruin a game with an update (see: Mario Kart World), but usually they're in everyone's good graces.
Anonymous No.716083252 >>716083375
>>716062664
dude are you fucking retarded?????

Iphones get milked every year faggot. At least Switch 1 lasted 8 fucking years without any upgrade "needed" and also LMAO switch 2 is just 450 but keep lying bitch faggot

Nintendo has yet to price any game at fucking 120 unless you're referring to the second hand market. I will admit Nintendo's pricing can be inconsistent since MP1 remastered was just 40 compared to DKCR and LM2 being full price.

Also I would like to think that from all the seething that we do actually get really angry at Nintendo when they fuck up almost to much sometimes.

If anything it's fucking sony losers that literally act like what your describing.

"tranny is in this game and KILLS male protag from last game!!"-made by sony. OH FUCK GOTY!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.716083332
>>716063201
kek not too much different from valve eh?
Anonymous No.716083375
>>716083252
>dude are you fucking retarded?????
He literally doubled the price of the Switch to exaggerate. Of course he is
Anonymous No.716083495
Why can't fanboys handle developers getting praise?
Anonymous No.716083650
>>716062664
>Are Tendies worse than Apple sheep?
First would be snoys, then PC vegans. Tendies come third in that regard.
Anonymous No.716083835 >>716085108 >>716085123
>>716056864
I don't even know how to describe this.
What do you do with that kind of money in a lifetime, let alone in a fucking year?
Anonymous No.716084020
>>716042698
Guess its fine when you are the gay friend so their harassment accusation fall off.
Its different for straight people.
Anonymous No.716084465
>>716045372
>that title
>Aadesh Singh
Yeah I figured as much
Anonymous No.716084823 >>716084915 >>716085031 >>716085141
If only they were equally nice to their fans and consumers.
Anonymous No.716084915
>>716084823
i wish gta 3 didn't kill the dreamcast
Anonymous No.716084969 >>716085101
>>716041785 (OP)
Tendies never talk about Yokoi when they talk about turnover employes...
I wonder why...
Anonymous No.716085031 >>716085232
>>716084823
They're nice to me, a consumer. You must be thinking of pirates who aren't fans or consumers.
Anonymous No.716085101 >>716085365
>>716084969
I'll bite, why should we talk about him?
Anonymous No.716085108
>>716083835
CEOs are "hired" by the board of directors. Basically investors who own a lot of stock choose the CEO they think is best to run the company and increase their stock value. Typically, the Board is filled with people who run retirement accounts and only care if line goes up.

That being the case, CEOs are paid by how much they can make the line go up. The investors will offer them a deal saying "we will pay you $XX million per year for X amount of years with a bonus of $XX million if you make line go up a certain amount". That's how these CEOs wind up with massive payouts.

As for how they spend the money, they typically spend it on a load of drugs. CEOs usually work 80+ hour weeks and party hard on their off time. The reason CEOs suck so much is because they're miserable corporate drones who have no life outside of work and make it everyone else's problem. When they get a rare week off they go and party it up on their yachts
Anonymous No.716085123 >>716085706
>>716083835
Pay lobbyists to stop the Epstein List from releasing
Anonymous No.716085141
>>716084823
thats because Nintendo has become almost like a monopoly because everyone else is like not even trying.
Anonymous No.716085232 >>716085309 >>716085627
>>716085031
I'm a consumer and they bullied me for daring to want to play the $80 Mario Kart game. They patched out the ability to play the game online. Unless you join a Discord community, you're forced to play Desert Bus online.
Anonymous No.716085309 >>716085395
>>716085232
Works on my machine
Anonymous No.716085365
>>716085101
He left Nintendo and suffered an "unfortunate accident."
Many believe the Yakuza killed him. Nintendo is known for its ties to the Yakuza with it's previous president Hiroshi Yamamuchi, and because it's a very old company that used to be part of the gambling scene in the past. Many suspect that people don't leave Nintendo or complain about it, or at least don't say so publicly, for fear of suffering an "unfortunate accident" like Gunpei Yokoi.
Anonymous No.716085395 >>716085779
>>716085309
There's only a ~16.67% chance to get a 3 lap track online now. It literally does not work
Anonymous No.716085627 >>716085765 >>716087998
>>716085232
Anon...... that is like barely a nothing burger in terms of how anti consumer something can be......


Like WTF IS THIS????
Anonymous No.716085706
>>716085123
Nintendo = Epstein
Anonymous No.716085765
>>716085627
I miss when this shit wasn't normalized.
Anonymous No.716085779
>>716085395
Must be rough for you
Anonymous No.716085826
>>716041785 (OP)
>how does nintendo do what no other dev can?
Literally everything that makes Nintendo successful is due to them being able to retain individual talents and preserving the value inherent to their brand and products. They can't afford to lay off hundreds or thousands of people and replace them with an army of pajeets or AI server rooms because that's not how their games are made.
Anonymous No.716085838 >>716087030
>>716041793
Why does it say "male/women" instead of "male/female" or "men/women"?
Anonymous No.716086005
>>716041871
That's actually based
Anonymous No.716086887 >>716087042
>>716081729
>mfw Nintendo just released a game that uses le yellow paint exclusively to denote whether or not something is made out of bananas
Anonymous No.716087030
>>716085838
Machine translation, though I understand why you would be concerned by it.
Anonymous No.716087042
>>716086887
Bananas... are yellow
Anonymous No.716087134
>>716041785 (OP)
Nintendo will fucking outlive every single vidya company because they all get consumed by grieve and woke shit.
Anonymous No.716087454
>>716044359
>We used to have teams made out of the best of the best, but nowadays it's racist, sexist and transophobic.

When why do almost all the big western games barely stand the test of time?
Anonymous No.716087460
>>716041976
Two generations ago western devs still had high turnover. What was the excuse then?
Anonymous No.716087998
>>716085627
Typical xbox studios
Anonymous No.716089503
>>716041785 (OP)
I'd be happy too if I was paid to make 1 DLC for 6 years.