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Anonymous 7/21/2025, 1:05:24 PM No.716043126 [Report] >>716043861 >>716045082 >>716045935 >>716047932

So Jay, what did you think of Donkey Kong Bananza?

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 1:08:41 PM No.716043289 [Report]

Well Mike, I didn't loove it, but I didn't hate it. You know, I was half expecting some hot, naked, strong monkey bananza action, but it never happened. It's what you'd expect from a Donkey Kong game, right?

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 1:10:19 PM No.716043369 [Report]

>I hated it
>Really? I thought it was great
>Well... I didn't *hate* it.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 1:16:46 PM No.716043672 [Report]

AIDS BANANZA

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 1:20:17 PM No.716043861 [Report]

>>716043126 (OP)
>Well Mike, I thought it was nice that Andy Serkis can still find work playing a big hairy gorilla man.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 1:39:29 PM No.716044803 [Report]

>Well Mike, I was literally bored to tears until right before the third act. That's when things got really fucking weird, like some Frank Henenlotter shit. When that blonde monkey started fucking that black coded banana sock puppet, we'll that's when things got really interesting.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 1:45:06 PM No.716045078 [Report]

I was reminded of the episode Genesis from Star Trek TNG where Nurse Alyssa Ogawa turned into some form of ape creature.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 1:45:12 PM No.716045082 [Report]

>>716043126 (OP)
>I didn't look up the game director, but I'm pretty sure he was inspired by Argento movies because of the use of garish colors in that one scene.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 2:01:13 PM No.716045935 [Report]

>>716043126 (OP)
BORDERLINE
EXPERIMENTAL

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 2:38:51 PM No.716047932 [Report]

>>716043126 (OP)
>I had a moment where I thought I was playing Donkey Kong Country and then realised I wasn't

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 2:41:48 PM No.716048090 [Report]

Jay such a little self-important faggot.