Thread 716053052

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Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:01:52 PM No.716053052 >>716053138 >>716053147 >>716053189 >>716053321 >>716053543 >>716053592 >>716053612 >>716053678 >>716053950 >>716054128 >>716054413 >>716054448 >>716055881 >>716056010 >>716056090 >>716056156 >>716056193 >>716056504 >>716056631

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I love Bananza but these comics are hilarious.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:03:13 PM No.716053138

>>716053052 (OP)
Dealkykong existed because Nintendo was getting crushed by sega

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:03:17 PM No.716053147 >>716053443 >>716053720 >>716054371 >>716056593

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>>716053052 (OP)
Meanwhile in reality:
>Rare Kong
Canon incel

>Bananza Kong
Sleeps with a barefoot loli on-screen
Can turn Super Saiyan

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:03:54 PM No.716053189 >>716053348 >>716053482 >>716053520

>>716053052 (OP)
Why is the word Wow censored

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:04:29 PM No.716053229

based comics finally

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:05:54 PM No.716053321

>>716053052 (OP)
Are the russians even allowed to play this?

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:06:21 PM No.716053348

>>716053189
Transphobic o algo

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:07:53 PM No.716053443 >>716053687 >>716053752

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>>716053147
>lolifaggotry is le based!!
you have a porn addiction

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:08:25 PM No.716053482

>>716053189
You don't have a high enough IQ to understand

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:08:51 PM No.716053520

>>716053189
I think it's making fun of that fringe leftist thing where they put asterisks in random words "to be more inclusive".

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:09:13 PM No.716053543 >>716053736

>>716053052 (OP)
Too many jokes crammed into these comics, it's unfocused

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:09:54 PM No.716053592

>>716053052 (OP)
WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:10:07 PM No.716053612

>>716053052 (OP)
I think the switch 2 is a ripoff with shit games at the moment but even I think these comics are seething and coping too much.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:11:04 PM No.716053678

>>716053052 (OP)
They get even better if you read the top in Richard Yearwood's voice and the bottom in Seth Rogen's voice.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:11:12 PM No.716053687

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>>716053443
>muh loli
either go back or stay and keep seething
I'm entertained either way

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:11:44 PM No.716053720

>>716053147
YABA DABBA DOOOO

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:12:04 PM No.716053736

>>716053543
It's so dense. Every single image has so many things going on.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:12:20 PM No.716053752 >>716053879

>>716053443
It's kind of based thinking about Pauline taking that massive donkey dong to the base in one thrust.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:14:11 PM No.716053879 >>716054095

>>716053752
>that massive donkey dong
American education, everyone
Apes have famously tiny peckers

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:15:19 PM No.716053950

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>>716053052 (OP)

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:15:47 PM No.716053971 >>716055496 >>716057369

>gimmick of the game is animal transformations
>character is called Donkey Kong
>opportunity to make him transform into his namesake
>waste it
they jobbed

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:16:21 PM No.716054008 >>716054093

Why is DonKEY CARD Kong wearing a tie with the Steam logo?

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:17:34 PM No.716054093

>>716054008
because digital bad

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:17:37 PM No.716054095 >>716054293

>>716053879
Donkey Kong is a video game character, not a real ape. Real apes do not wear ties, either.
It's really a shame this has to be explained to you, but we're nothing if not tolerant of the severely mentally handicapped (you).

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:18:01 PM No.716054128 >>716055473 >>716056430 >>716057830 >>716058006

>>716053052 (OP)
This is getting sad, imagine wasting your talent doing this petty shit instead of drawing something you really like.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:20:25 PM No.716054293 >>716055091 >>716057015 >>716057141

>>716054095
>all this coping
Alright, since it's a made up character and not a real life ape, how tf do you know the size of his penis? Just your wishful thinking? Maybe you should just come out of the closet already?

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:21:34 PM No.716054371

>>716053147
>Bananza Kong
>Is a pedophile
Lol

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:22:13 PM No.716054413

>>716053052 (OP)
>words words words
left can't meme

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:22:39 PM No.716054448

>>716053052 (OP)
So is the wonder bread thing just a running joke now, or is he still out there?

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:27:03 PM No.716054720

>Past 10 years:
>barely anyone brings up Donkey Kong let alone K Rule
>Bananza released:
>Suddenly there are thousands of "totally organic" fans whose opinion aligns suspiciously close with your everyday Nintendo Derangement Syndrome shitposter.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:28:04 PM No.716054795 >>716055681 >>716055731

Watching assumedly over 18 (adult) anons full on sperg out on /v/ because their precious cartoon gorilla is now drawn differently makes me realize life isn't all bad; that there are much bigger losers out there.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:33:03 PM No.716055091

>>716054293
>alright
Say no more.
Your incredibly retarded concession is accepted.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:39:16 PM No.716055473

>>716054128
I hope he's being ironic and just pretending to be this much of a mindbroken autist over fucking DONKEY KONG.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:39:39 PM No.716055496

>>716053971
But he does turn into a Kong, that's literally the first one you get.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:42:12 PM No.716055681 >>716055939 >>716056662

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>>716054795
>just accept every change bro! take it all lying down, big corpos know what's best!

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:42:57 PM No.716055731

>>716054795
>downplaying fallacy

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:45:10 PM No.716055881

>>716053052 (OP)
I have to give it to the drawfag, the wonderbread reference got me good the first time

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:46:01 PM No.716055939 >>716056662

>>716055681
people genuinely think that this sonic was created entirely to be redesigned and create buzz for the movie. they genuinely think that a big business couldn't possibly make a mistake. And they *HAVE* to think that way, or they will go insane when they hear about some stagnant company getting a bailout

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:47:07 PM No.716056010 >>716057074

>>716053052 (OP)
>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
left can't meme

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:48:19 PM No.716056090

>>716053052 (OP)
I love you anon :)

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:49:13 PM No.716056156

>>716053052 (OP)
>Wonderbread
Well played.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:49:44 PM No.716056193

>>716053052 (OP)
Needs more WORDS

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:53:16 PM No.716056430 >>716058837

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>>716054128
>imagine wasting your talent

This dude mainly shits out coombait slop that is only Nintendo adjacent, wish he draw all kinds of cool stuff that isn’t always coomer slop

https://x.com/gonzarez1938/status/1945499050603880611

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:54:04 PM No.716056504

>>716053052 (OP)
That's the funniest shit I've seen on this website in a hot decade

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:55:21 PM No.716056593 >>716056884

>>716053147
>So, Pauline meet DK when she was a teenager. Then she became the ex-girlfriend of a guy DK's father fought in his youth, and then DK fell in love with her.
Either nintendo just don't care, or some part of Mario lore and timeline has to be headcannons that everyone just seemed to have accepted one day.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:55:55 PM No.716056631

>>716053052 (OP)
>toilet paper and toothpaste subscriptions
I know people say these things as a joke but I have a friend whose sister bought one of those Labubu things and used Klarna to do it.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:56:25 PM No.716056662 >>716057008

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>>716055681
>>716055939
There’s also Shrek too

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 4:59:57 PM No.716056884

>>716056593
nintendo doesn't care. they won't care until fans demand a mushroom kingdom historia and nintendo can sell that for $60-$100 a copy

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 5:01:34 PM No.716057008

>>716056662
i don't get the hate for this one, they're meant to look older, fatter, more haggard so that you will be like "OMG the young zendaya ogre is SUCH a new hotness #passingthetorch"

no real person actually does that but there's the reality they have created

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 5:01:38 PM No.716057015 >>716059356

>>716054293
Anon, I am not sure if you have ever heard of the concept of "fanon". Like for example, the picture of K.Rool and Ridley laughing together isn't real. They don't even know each other despite both being in Smash Ultimate. They probably wouldn't even get along or most likely wouldn't like each other.
But for fanon, it is a fun pairing as bros because they were revealed one after another and have lizard-like appearance.
If you need more examples to understand, do say! We all are new for internet and internet culture, tho if you are underage you really shouldn't be here.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 5:02:35 PM No.716057074

>>716056010
Aside from the anti-consumerism message, I don't think the pic is left-wing.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 5:03:42 PM No.716057141

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>>716054293
>haha you were talking about pussy being stretched to it's limit, but *MY* focus on the monkey dick size means *YOU* are gay

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 5:05:32 PM No.716057263

Can someone post all of them?

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 5:07:06 PM No.716057369

>>716053971
Zebras are more closely related to donkeys then any other equine.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 5:13:38 PM No.716057830

>>716054128
I love Bonanza, but this shit still gets a good laugh out of me even if he is being petty about it.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 5:16:00 PM No.716058006

>>716054128
all those meme references and the continued exaggeration of DK's changes are irrefutable proof that they're enjoying making the images

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 5:26:35 PM No.716058837

>>716056430
I mean he is drawing what he likes so I guess it's fine.

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 5:33:20 PM No.716059356 >>716059523

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>>716057015
>K.Rool and Ridley laughing together isn't real.

NTA buy fine you want real? I’ll give (you) real!

Anonymous 7/21/2025, 5:35:14 PM No.716059523

>>716059356
>NTA buy fine you want real
?