Thread 716057345

DAMN, girl!

>>716057345 (OP)
Her shithole needs some remodelling.

>>716057345 (OP)
YanDev that you?

>>716057345 (OP)
kill yourself sybb

>>716057345 (OP)
Oh la la my ass. Samus's ass sags more than my mom's.

Post that fatal frame mod

Samus really thinks she's all that

>>716058252
>>716058378
>AI slop

SHE'S A REAL PARTY ANIMAL

>>716058573
I hate that I know what this is.

>>716058573
Havn't seen this since like 2022...

>>716058323
It may be flabby, but I still think it looks good.

>>716058573
I hate BBC posters but something about "Jumanji Jumanji Jumanji" just makes me crack up

>>716058573
Joshua 3inch Ulmer

>>716059132
>flabby
>looks good
Don't you have any standards?

>>716058573
Samus is always at duh clubz

What do you think it would feel like fucking Samus' asshole?

>>716057345 (OP)
I wonder why they drew her ass like this. It must have been done on purpose, maybe to make her look less strong and more feminine.

>>716061089
Women should be soft. Who the fuck wants a firm ass on a woman?

Idk what is more hot Samus being a Metroid or a bird?

>>716057345 (OP)
ZM/Brawl ZSS my beloved...
Every day Sm4sh ZSS gets more art and yet not even a crumb for the superior design...

>>716065042
What the fuck is even the difference?

>>716065108
This is the difference. Plebs may find the simplicity boring but I find it more erotic and cool looking. The black parts are quite good. Also even though Sm4sh ZSS might have bigger boobs I think in THAT cutscene Brawl ZSS still looks larger. I think the design also helps. In my opinion at least.

>>716065727
OK, I understand. But she was pretty thin in Brawl, wasn't she?

>>716065042
ZM Samus and Brawl Samus should NOT be in the same category

>Sybb is back to making like 30 threads a day about this shit on several different boards at once

PAGIING DR. JANNY, DR. JANNY YOU HAVE CALL ON LINE 1 FOR SPAMMING RETARD.

Samus (made for) Ar(y)an (men exclusively)

>>716057613
W...what?

>>716066021
Go back and watch her cutscenes and yeah you're right I guess. But with her ass making latex stretching noises when she comes out from the vent and boobs giving a slight jiggle made my young mind reaffirm its heterosexuality immediately.
>>716066547
From a body and face standpoint yes. ZM has thick lips and ass. Brawl looks more asian and a little thinner, maybe bigger boobs. But from an overall design of the suit standpoint they are largely the same.

>>716070293
>ZM has thick lips and ass. Brawl looks more asian and a little thinner
And which do you prefer?

>>716057613
>>716058252
>>716058378
>>716069114
She looks like she inflates.

>>716070734
Can't decide. I don't know if one has bigger boobs than the other. Brawl ZSS looks somewhat Asian but in the kinda way Meg Tilly does where it is very subtle and she becomes like an inhuman perfect beauty where western and eastern features combine in the right ways. ZM ZSS and her lips are very appealing as well and she can appear more musuclar which I don't mind. They also both have serious and commanding faces. This is a very hard decision. ZM Samus looks more personable to me and in real life, I like white women more because their faces, when they light up, are imo cuter. A very Asian face with max Asian features is less cute to me but I can still appreciate them. But Samus is usually serious with only glimpses of tenderness and I kinda see that Samus more with Brawl Samus. Kinda like Saeko Busujima or TP Zelda. Since those types of anime women are kinda more scarce nowadays, I kinda would like to see Samus look more like Brawl Samus. I don't what that phenotype/archetype is called but I really like it. But if ZM art ZSS shows up that's not bad either. Call me a weeaboo, I don't really care. They're both S-tier Samuses.

>>716073772
I won't call you anything anon, there are only some sad fuckers around here who are mean and online 24/7.

>>716057345 (OP)
Did they REALLY have to make her ass fold onto her thighs that much?

>>716057613
I hear that. But the armor stays on

>>716074358
Samus literally always have had a fat ass

>>716057932
>Dualbbys sounds familiar
>it's a youtube channel
>remember finding it when I was in middle school and getting off to the videos
>mfw realizing my first fap material was made by sybb

>>716074539
For me it's the dread suit with its thick ass hips

>>716074981
lmao horrifying

>>716057345 (OP)
White guys can't satisfy her

>>716057345 (OP)
Why does she have a dumper?
Why is her ass heading south?

>>716075210
based dread suit chad, truly the most sensual of all power suits

>>716076997
What do you think of Prime 4 suit?
>>716074059
Ok. Kinda funny but Samus, Peach, and Zelda have all had quite big transformations since then. Too bad Zelda's looks a bit wonky. Not as cool as Volvagia. Could call her Zelvaginia, or maybe Zelcloacia, lol.
Anyway, Samus needs to have a Pikachu plush on her ship. Plus she should hang out with Cynthia and enjoy sweets together. That way, I can use my sci-fi raygun to architect her sweets into only going to her ass and titties, heh heh. Looks like she needs a bigger suit or else she isn't going to fit anymore...heh heh. Snake you need to get in there and suggest how she can fit that thing of hers in there.

Reminder that Samus is a bird

>>716057345 (OP)
Made for african repopulation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alwO9OLXjns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zcvk1Oaqnk
SOON

>>716082434
>AI slop is reproducing by asexual division and threatens the galaxy!
>Samus has 10 seconds to stop it!
>Will she survive?
>Will I be able to save my couple with Frydi?
>Will XF be released tomorrow?

>Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of Animetroid Revenge of the AI slop
>(Rated K for Karid-X)

Holy shit. It's actually happening and might even come out tomorrow.

>>716080665
Damn, why was her ass so dumpy in Zero Mission?