Thread 716059919

are we really supposed to believe zelda would choose linksissie over CHADnon?

>>716059919 (OP)
Zelda ntr's Ganon with .Lnk

>>716059919 (OP)
she gets 'captured' by ganon over and over

>>716059919 (OP)
She doesn't get to choose.

ganon is indian so nobody wants that

>>716059919 (OP)
Gerudo women are interesting, they want:

1) A buff man who they can trust
2) A complete pussy that shrieks at mice and needs them for protection

Link is none of those. That's why the only one who finds him physically attractive is new wave kpop brain Riju.

Ganon is too focused on power and destruction than pussy. He would be too autist to deal with Zelda’s lust and would be more annoyed than horny knowing him and his priorities. Mean hell he has an entire kingdom of women and he casted all of them aside

THE REAL

>>716060551
he's GAY?

>>716060669
Don’t think he has a sexual preference at all. If anything he gets off the same way people like Stalin did.

>>716059919 (OP)
Doesn't this Pic imply that ganons dick is disconnected from him, because the distance from his legs is wrong?
Is he a cyborg with a detachable schlong?

>>716060986
Mean he’s a homunculus basically.

trannies really out in force because they lost, again, huh?

>>716060986
you were supposed to get outraged

>>716059919 (OP)
round two huh you esl nigger

>>716059919 (OP)
Because he personally killed several people she knew and loved. And has indirectly killed several other people and ruined her life.
Why do you ask?

>>716060986
nah he is just a grover. his cock is just 1 inches when limp and as thick as picrel

>>716059919 (OP)
Useless post without a source

>>716060551
>doesn't plan for ethnic cleansing victory condition

>>716061108
Wouldn't that mean he has the barbie doll and no dick
>>716061429
My confusion about dick physics is stronger than my wrath
>>716061987
The angle is still wrong and his dick is basically bend in a 90 degree angle, you can literally use it to hang your coat.

My question is why do people shoehorn cuck shit into everything? I can understand if it was hinted at or at least plausable but they do it even for shit with harem themes with no alternative male in sight too. Is it just to upset people? or are people that fucked in the head they see shit that just ain't there? The mind truly boggles.

>>716062381
*barbie doll physique
My bad

>>716062424
>people
that's where you're wrong, cucks don't really qualify as people

>>716060118
LoZ
>kidnapped by ganon
Zelda 2
>Asleep
Links awakening
>no zelda
LttP
>kidnapped by Aghanim, and turned into a crystal, never even sees Ganon as she is locked up in turtle rock
OoT
>ganon eventually captures zelda in a crystal again, for the short time it takes link to walk from the temple to the castle
MM
>no zelda
Oracles titles
>zelda kidnapped by twinrova
4 swords
>kidnapped by vaati
Wind waker
>ganon eventually captures zelda in a crystal again, for a short period of time
4 swords adventures
>kidnapped by shadow link for vaati
Minish cap
>turned to stone by vaati
Twilight Princess
>turned into a spirit and then sacrifices herself and has her corpse puppeted by ganon
Phantom hourglass
>kidnapped by Bellum
Spirit tracks
>turned into a spirit again, has her body puppeteered, no ganon
Skyward sword
>kidnapped by multiple jobbers, Ganon does not appear. Different demon king present
Link between worlds
>kidnapped by Yuga and put in a painting
Tri force heroes
>no zelda
Breath of the wild
>sealed herself(not kidnapped)in the castle with an incorporeal Ganon
Tears of the kingdom
>zelda is a dragon
Echoes
>ganon isn't even real
Zelda has been captured a total of 3 times by ganon. 3. And 2 of those were for less then a day, one less then an hour.

>>716062161
His ethnic cleansing would be basically wiping out anything that doesn’t look like a pig, that would include hylians and Gerudos alike. Ganon is basically has the same goals as adventure times lich except he doesn’t simp to a chaos god (yet)

>>716062424
It's just a kink, I doubt any of the artists making Zelda ntr really think it's something that would ever happen. More of a "what if" sort of situation.

>>716062889
>except he doesn’t simp to a chaos god (yet)
Arguablly not canonbut he did in Smash Bros

>>716059919 (OP)
There's a scenario where everyone can win and be happy...

>>716063018
I can somewhat understand it for legend of zelda because of all the transvestite gags its when its completely left field out of nowhere that I just can't wrap my head around.

>>716062859
Vaati captured zelda twice for decent portions of their respective games and stated outright their intention was to take zelda as their bride. Ganon literally always just wants to steal her triforce and doesn't care one iota about her status as princess of hyrule beyond that she is a vessel for the triforce.
Why is it always Ganon and never vaati in the ntr shit?

>>716063792
Because Ganon is the normie icon and he’s also big and black.