Thread 716062998

>snoys/Rarefags are literal Chris-Chan tier autists that screech "SONIC'S ARMS AREN'T BLUE"
Imagine my shock.

>>716062998 (OP)
How ir rare dk related to snoyim?

Pauline's hair isn't brown.

Chris-chan was right though.

>>716063078
Snoys have been clinging to Rareslop ever since Bananza's reveal. They practically treat anything Rare like it's gospel now.

I'm not going to pretend Estrogen Kong is a better design than Rare Kong. He looks like he has fathers, and the monobrow eye-void thing doesn't look better when you have his eyes gaping wide all the time.

>>716062998 (OP)
DK
Down's Ksyndrome!
DK
Down's Ksyndrome is here!

>>716063251
>I'm not going to pretend Estrogen Kong is a better design than Rare Kong. He looks like he has fathers, and the monobrow eye-void thing doesn't look better when you have his eyes gaping wide all the time.

>>716063078
Replace every instance of Snoy you see with Hitler.
Everything will start making sense.

>>716063251
>He looks like he has fathers
I know this is a typo but the two dads joke made me lol

>>716062998 (OP)
He does look worse I just recognize his new design is for a new generation/audience.

sorry but Wokey Kong looks like shit

Browsing /v/ nowadays it like being in a room of people who are all pretending to be retarded.

>>716063078
The only people with any complaints about the direction Nintendo chooses to take even one of its IPs are Snoys. Every non-Snoy is in full support of Nintendo's current decisions.

>>716063394
>calls him Wonky Kong
>says he looks wonky

>>716063471
Whatever you say, Eric.

>FUCK BANANZA AND FUCK SWITCH 2!

>RARE DK WAS BETTER! NINTENDO KILLED RARE!

>>716063251
the feathers are a hardware limitation they aren't canon anon, OPs render doesn't have feathers

>>716062998 (OP)
i kinda liked how they didnt have teeth before, that's it though

>>716063471
Browsing /v/ nowadays it like being in a room of people who are all pretending to play games.

>>716063078
It isn’t. People here keep forcing snoy as a generic insult.

>>716062998 (OP)
He honestly looks like he's mentally handicapped.
I'm not saying Rare's design is perfect, but god damn was this a downgrade.

>>716062998 (OP)
Left: Soulful design that combines cool/tough and goofy while maintaining his simian character
Right: Calarts slop designed to be inoffensive and marketable

>>716062998 (OP)
Nintendo didn't touch Mario's design. If they made him look like this you'd shit yourself too.

>>716063308
Post the full resolution image, retard

>>716064649
What would you like people to call Rarefags that seethe at Nintendo and Bananza then? Give us a "better" name to refer to you by

>>716062998 (OP)
The gap between nu-Diddy's eyes is just so weird

>>716063078
It’s not, it’s just a mind broken switch 2 owner’s first attempt at ragebait

>>716063078
Rarefaggots exposed themselves as snoys when they starting shitposting about how Banjo Kazooie "scared Nintendo and Miyamoto". Their seething at Bananza and the "new" DK design only solidified it.

>>716065319
Miyamoto is still jealous of Rare to this very day

>>716065552
>Miyamoto is still jealous of Rare to this very day

>>716065552
Funny, because Nintendo is more successful than ever before while Rare is completely dead. Their cult fans are maggots if anything.

>>716064916
You haven't seen Nintendo redesign a character into Calarts slop to be as inoffensive and marketable as possible